• February 12, 2012
SERVICE ECONOMY

Barack Obama Has A Special Gift For America’s Leaders!

by Sara K. Smith

1:30 pm December 2, 2008

Country above self!Handjobs. Handjobs for everyone. [New York Times]

{ 31 comments }

Juan McMaverick December 2, 2008 at 1:31 pm

As long as Jergens is used, I’m in.

sanantonerose December 2, 2008 at 1:31 pm

Well, OK. But I’m a 3 finger girl.

StephanieInCA December 2, 2008 at 1:33 pm

Excellent. Although I prefer last week’s spate of “Obama taps Clinton” headlines myself.

AngryBlakGuy December 2, 2008 at 1:34 pm

…brings an entirely new meaning to “reaching across the aisle” doesn’t it?!

Min December 2, 2008 at 1:36 pm

My governor doesn’t deserve a handjob.

RandomNickname December 2, 2008 at 1:37 pm

No no no…. that would be Quick RELEASE for Governors.

AngryBlakGuy December 2, 2008 at 1:37 pm

BREAKING NEWS: Charlie Crist has called off his wedding and is heading to Washington to caucus with Barack Obama and discuss “quick relief”!

Guppy06 December 2, 2008 at 1:38 pm

Does the Handjobs for Governors program include Palin?

sezme December 2, 2008 at 1:39 pm

Wait your turn, Arnie. I only have two hands and two feet.

WIDTAP December 2, 2008 at 1:39 pm

Now This is my kind of Wonkette post. Thank you Sara!

AngryBlakGuy December 2, 2008 at 1:40 pm

[re=188987]sanantonerose[/re]: …once you go “Ba-rack” you never go “Back”!

MrAgro December 2, 2008 at 1:40 pm

Handjobs are the perfect legislative tool. They are a compromise that satisfies no one and accomplishes nothing.

N8Ma December 2, 2008 at 1:45 pm

[re=188987]sanantonerose[/re]: Just FYI, from the Google:

Results 1 – 10 of about 91,000 for fisting sarah palin. (0.25 seconds)

shanemcgowan December 2, 2008 at 1:46 pm

A happy ending we can believe in.

Carrie_Okie December 2, 2008 at 1:48 pm

In related Senator on Governor action:
http://www.memeorandum.com/081202/p29#a081202p29

It’s an Alaskastani Cat Fight. Mreeeeow!

gambypants December 2, 2008 at 2:00 pm

Fiber O—bamas has marketing potential for quick relief, for ANYONE.

http://www.charlietueats.com

Rev. Juan MessyCan December 2, 2008 at 2:13 pm

Glad-handing… where do I get in line?

And if I give $5 to Detroit can I have a BJ instead?

Rev. Juan MessyCan December 2, 2008 at 2:14 pm

And by Detroit I don’t mean that methy hustler who got to the corner and was dismayed that there was already a Dakota working it.

Citizen Kang December 2, 2008 at 2:19 pm

[re=188987]sanantonerose[/re]:

That’s great because that’s what I’m sporting with 2 to spare.

Jukesgrrl December 2, 2008 at 2:19 pm

Are the govs working the bathroom stalls, or are those strictly for the Senate?

tiny mexican December 2, 2008 at 2:23 pm

You see Tim Kaine?? You see what you would be getting if you’d been on the ticket??

TGY December 2, 2008 at 2:23 pm

Is Barry ambidextrous? I forget.

sanantonerose December 2, 2008 at 2:35 pm

[re=189072]Citizen Kang[/re]: Spare? I’ll put those to work, too. No finger unemployment!

actor212 December 2, 2008 at 2:41 pm

I don’t think his hands are big enough for me!

I mean, small enough…

Juan McMaverick December 2, 2008 at 2:44 pm

[re=189095]sanantonerose[/re]: THAT’S Change I can believe in. Or at least get a chubby from.

Citizen Kang December 2, 2008 at 4:08 pm

[re=189095]sanantonerose[/re]:

YES WE CAN!!!

IonaTrailer December 2, 2008 at 5:56 pm

just gimme the $20 and shut the fuck up

Scandalabra December 2, 2008 at 6:38 pm

Everything about this gubernatorial pep talk points to a happy ending.

rocktonsammy December 2, 2008 at 6:55 pm

Hand jobs?

Betcha Sarah sat up in her chair out of reflex.

robanybody December 3, 2008 at 12:32 am

In AZ, our new GOP gov-to-be deserves the BACK of somebody’s hand. Would that be considered an S&M version of the same thing?

travellabyrinth December 3, 2008 at 3:57 am

[re=188990]StephanieInCA[/re]: While it’s true that the president tapped her, it is important to remember that in her secretary role she will serve at the pleasure of the president.

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