• February 14, 2012

This is always the problem with furries: they talk a good game, and that’s about it. Even during the recession. [SF Chronicle]

{ 38 comments }

Czn939 December 15, 2008 at 2:47 pm

“Furries: They’re everybody’s problem”
Oh…wait. wrong post.

jagorev December 15, 2008 at 2:47 pm

Nothing makes me friskier than furries and Campbell Brown on the same page.

MoonshineJoe December 15, 2008 at 2:48 pm

Even while the rest of us are stuck eating cans of soup or nothing, those furries can find the energy for energetic squirel/fox sechs.

4everjung December 15, 2008 at 2:49 pm

I like the new snorg girl. But No Bias, No Bull is a dumb slogan for a tee shirt.

Gary__Cooper December 15, 2008 at 2:50 pm

testing testing

turboslut December 15, 2008 at 2:50 pm

Sam Whiting, San Francisco Chronicle Staff Writer: No Bias, No Bull

ManchuCandidate December 15, 2008 at 2:51 pm

Those folks are fucking insane. We had pets in our family, but all of them knew the pecking order.

1) Family member who feeds them most of the time
2) The pet
3) The rest of the humans.

Jeez, why are these morans spoiling their pets? Are they trying to keep their meat nice and supple for the time they need to eat their pets when they run out of food? (Hey, I’m of Korean decent so I can make this joke.)

CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us December 15, 2008 at 2:53 pm

“‘We’ll cut back on our own food first,’ said Ming Chapin, owner of Kelsi, a white bich-poo…”

Bich-poo? LOL

They own Hillary Clinton.

That word shall be added to my repertoire of snappy comebacks.

Theodorick Of York December 15, 2008 at 2:53 pm

[re=199053]jagorev[/re]:
Great, now I’ll have Campbell Brown’s furry on my mind for the rest of the day.

THANKS Jago!

FreshCliches December 15, 2008 at 2:53 pm

I guess “Emos run high in face of economic collapse” is soooooo 2003.

shortsshortsshorts December 15, 2008 at 2:54 pm

[re=199063]turboslut[/re]: That is so dead on.
Last week in the Bay Area section of the printed Chronicle was enjoying a wonderful ride on the ferry to work, when I noticed EVERY photo caption in said section just said “Dummytextheredummytexthere” for like 4 lines.

You could pay a furry to provide better editing, which is how furries are weathering the storm.

FreshCliches December 15, 2008 at 2:55 pm

[re=199064]ManchuCandidate[/re]: I’ve always found the Koreans to be decent.

ManchuCandidate December 15, 2008 at 2:56 pm

[re=199074]FreshCliches[/re]:
But apparently this one can’t spall (sic.)

GlennBecksTaint December 15, 2008 at 2:57 pm

I’m fairly furry

CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us December 15, 2008 at 3:03 pm

Mary hqartman in the Comments section: WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! etc.

CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us December 15, 2008 at 3:04 pm

[re=199080]CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us[/re]: **Hartman.

The Fuhrer came in wile I was typing that.

Violenza December 15, 2008 at 3:04 pm

I understand completely if this has been overlooked due to the hubbub surrounding Campbell Brown’s looming half-head (on my monitor) and this Important Furry News, but is anyone going to post on Blaggers’ prized hairbrush/”football”??!?!

Naked Bunny with a Whip December 15, 2008 at 3:04 pm

@jagorev: Perhaps I should cover my icon’s ass….

Sarjo December 15, 2008 at 3:09 pm

[re=199074]FreshCliches[/re]: Eh, dose Koreans is decent enough, but I think dose Americans more so–MUCH more meat to eat.

al-Zaidis Loafer December 15, 2008 at 3:12 pm

Any dog with “bich” or “poo” in its genealogy sounds like “狗肉” to me.

snideinplainsight December 15, 2008 at 3:17 pm

I blame furries! For everything!

Oh, wait, I thought this was another Blagojevysch post.

Campbells Brown Furry December 15, 2008 at 3:20 pm

I wonder why I keep obsessing on Campbell Brown today? She just seems to be on my mind for some reason.

jagorev December 15, 2008 at 3:32 pm

If Kennedy really wanted to win this thing, she’d take out a giant ad on Wonkette. Millions would be hypnotized into doing her bidding.

One Yield Regular December 15, 2008 at 3:36 pm

B.S.

It’s so cold in San Francisco right now I’ve been literally kicking the cat away from the heater every 10 minutes so I can get in there myself. It’s not like he doesn’t have a better coat than I do.

Naked Bunny with a Whip December 15, 2008 at 3:39 pm

I wonder why I keep obsessing on Campbell Brown today?

It could be some form of subliminal advertising.

shortsshortsshorts December 15, 2008 at 3:43 pm

[re=199145]One Yield Regular[/re]: Lucky you. I had to set the cat on fire after running out of firewood. SF IS A FUCKING TUNDRA TODAY (49 degrees).

Campbells Brown Furry December 15, 2008 at 3:45 pm

Good Lord, is there a subliminal one too? My brain ‘sploding! Balooey!

snideinplainsight December 15, 2008 at 3:50 pm

Freakin’ Dewey the library cat! His parts are glued to a box of tissues!

Larry McAwful December 15, 2008 at 3:53 pm

Furry Friends? Why not all Quakers?

I bet Campbell Brown would be concerned for all Quakers, whether they dress up in animal costumes or not. She has no bias. Of course, if you’re a Furry and you dress up like a bull, she might not be helpful.

InKnockYouUs December 15, 2008 at 4:23 pm

I got rid of Campbell Brown. Yes I did. I sent her packing cause I am so brillante with the computer. Not that I am gloating or anything.

RabidHamster December 15, 2008 at 4:50 pm

[re=199159]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Yer in a fucking heat wave, shorts. It was five fucking degrees when I woke up this morning (which is one degree higher than yesterday’s high). Calculate in wind chill and it’s about too fucking cold degrees out there. As a former coastal Northern Californian, this just sucks. I need a hot bowl of Campbell Brown to warm me up.

Metropolitan of Luv December 15, 2008 at 4:53 pm

[re=199222]InKnockYouUs[/re]: Ah, I have managed to listen to Rachel Maddow while looking at Campbell Brown, kind of a right brain/wrong brain thing.

Lascauxcaveman December 15, 2008 at 5:30 pm

[re=199222]InKnockYouUs[/re]: Anyone who wants to get rid of the delicious Ms. Brown (if using Firefox) can simply go to the menu bar above and select View -> Page Style -> No style. Leaving more CB for the rest of us. (Also will make those missing “Reply” tags magically appear, and avatars large enough to see. You have to scroll down to get to the comments.)

Other browsers may have similar functions.

DemmeFatale December 15, 2008 at 6:22 pm

[re=199321]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Thanks! I finally get Naked Bunny’s avatar!

villageatrois December 15, 2008 at 6:24 pm

Why does every single post about this administration’s accomplishments have to include the phrase “new low”?

ladymacbeth December 15, 2008 at 6:42 pm

furries are causing me no end of heart ache this week.

i cannot snark about this post as i am a statistic.

Metropolitan of Luv December 15, 2008 at 6:49 pm

My banners and javas and ads seem to have all run together.

I may have just won Campbell Brown.

I believe in God and I believe in Wonkette.

Thanks to all the above.

shortsshortsshorts December 16, 2008 at 2:12 am

57 Comments so far? JEEBUS. Where is your coverage of stock markets and lead toys and shit? WONKETTE? WHERE ARE IS TEH PRON?

This moment was inevitable. Now I must slip various teas into Calcutta. You people mention this to my contact? You’re fucking dead, er something.
You know what? You will be banned from Netflix. YA. And your little dog too. WEST COAST INTERNETS HOZ DIED. If Senior Layne doesn’t save you, maybe the lizard people will.
THERE IS NO STOPPAGE ON TEH WONKS. PARTY KEEP GOIN’ ON AN’ ON.
(DISCLAIMER: THAT POST MADE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE. PLEASE CONTINUE TO OBTAIN AND EXPLOIT THE CHILDREN.)

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