Enjoying your material presents, America? Did you get any “cash presents,” such as a stack of U.S. dollars? Well look, save it. Don’t spend it. Don’t fucking spend it. What are you, stupid? We told you not to spend it. Are you fucking stupid? (Actually you really should spend it, to stimulate the economy.) [YouTube]
‘What Are You, Stupid? Whatsa Matter With You? Whatsa Matter With You?’
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How come its always MY responsibility to stimulate the economy? Why can’t other people spend & I get their money?
This clip expresses the true spirit of the season. Thanks, Jim! Happy Kwaanza!
Nobody has any stacks of moneydollars, because Hank Paulson outlawed money:
http://tinyurl.com/a2zbmy
Nah, Paulson didn’t outlaw money. He just said not to spend it, or loan it, or talk about what you’re doing with it. Whatsa matter?
From the language they use, these gentlemen in the clip are obviously employed in Public Service of some sort.
Whad I tell you? Eh? Whad I tell you? Don’t build SUVs I tole you! Don’t put it into derivatives, right? I tole you. You go and buy up cheap mortgages with no collateral. Whad are you? Stupid? Now I have to ask the Feds for a bailout and the Bush boys ain’t even gonna be around to push it all through for just a little taste, you know?
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