Oh look, it’s more pictures of Our Barry back at Occidental College, before he was “radicalized” and decided to forge his live birth certificate! (FACT: Did you know that Ann “Stanley” Dunham had sex with a space monster somewhere over the Atlantic and bore the spawn in Indonesia, which is illegal? Barack Obama has no “certificate of live birth” because he was hatched from an egg. This is also illegal.) Anyway, the point is: adorable. [Huffington Post]
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I like the afro. He was cute then too
Michael Jackson pre glove.
The “Jackson 5″ was really once the the “Jackson 6″?
I love it. Kissable.
…where is the black fist afro-pick?!
When you get up in the morning and the light it hurts your head
The first thing you do when you get up out of bed
Is hit that streets a-runnin and try to beat the masses
And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah.
Lame. The campaign shoulda leaked this pre-primaries. No one can vote against someone who wore Blu-Blockers. Also, Free Huey!
Also.
He looks like that hip yet sensitive young cop who worked with the blonde knockout and that vaguely Jewish looking guy on that TV show back when.
Cue the ‘Shaft’ music.
…if this isn’t a photo that deserves a Blingee then I don’t know what is!!!
That’s not Obama, that is Duquan from seasons 4 and 5 of The Wire.
I thought it was horrible when he got shot on the patrol boat in “Apocalypse Now.”
Some more Barry pictures from that era:
http://toonsntunes.wordpress.com/2008/05/20/music-hottie-52008/
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2008/08/12/lenny-kravitz-to-velvet-revolver-are-you-gonna-go-my-way.aspx
He hardly looks old enough FOR college in that picture. What a cute guy. No wonder he was the apple of his grandmother’s eye.
[re=214007]AngryBlakGuy[/re]:
Someone needs to photoshop the pick in, for sure.
Looks like he was emulating Freddie Boom-Boom Washington.
Barry in his Cosby Kids days.
This just goes to show that the first African-American presidency is due to Lenny Kravitz. If anyone has a pic of Barry with a Jheri curl, they will immediately ascend to the Hall of Fame.
President Lenny Hussein Kravitz?
[re=214021]shanemacgowan[/re]:
Frickin Lenny Kravitz. I once saw him take a limo from a restaurant in the French Quarter to a hotel that was only two blocks away on the same street. No crowds of fans to worry about or anything. A quiet night, nice weather, and he takes a limo two blocks.
http://notsleepytime.org/realtalk/datass.jpg
?
Did he steal those Vuarnets from my sister?
[re=214011]Tommy Says Ira G is a Tool[/re]:
Free Angela Davis! And also.
[re=214011]Tommy Says Ira G is a Tool[/re]:
I think I’ve got an old infomercial on VHS somewhere sandwiched between episodes of Miami Vice where Obama raps about Blu-blockers.
[re=214032]Terry[/re]: To be fair, he probably wasn’t ambulatory after a meal at a restaurant in the French Quarter.
I had shades like that. Red ones. Party on
[re=214019]Botswana Meat Commission FC[/re]: …hehehe
Fight the power!
[re=214038]InsidiousTuna[/re]:
and he’s probably a tool, too.
The guy on his left shoulder looks KGB.
It would be really bad to have pictures of me in high school and college come out these days. The 80s were not a good era for hair and clothes. Barry, however, he has nothing to worry about. He was a cutie and survived those heinous years quite well.
Is that Caribou Barbie in the pic lower right? Totally dated hairstyle, as if she transferred from U of Idaho to Hawaii. Plus she’s checking out the other guy’s package.
She can field-dress a black man in twenty minutes, if you know what I’m saying, and I think that you. Where’s the Enquirer in all this??? FTW!!!!11!
[re=214032]Terry[/re]: There are a lot of things in the French Quarter that I, too, wouldn’t want to step in.
[re=214017]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: YIS! Do it!
Speaking of photos, I just found [a href="http://www.thecommentary.net/could-it-be/"]this[/a] I hope the code works or this will look stupid.
Can I get a WTF???
I didn’t know Barry went to college when he was 14 years old.
Hipster sunglasses! Where’s his fixed-gear bike?
…DYNOMIIIIIIIITE!!!
[re=214048]tootsieroll[/re]: that is a really disturbing picture. Shudder.
oh fuck
http://www.thecommentary.net/could-it-be/
Isn’t that a naked white womyn in the reflection in his sunglasses?
…why dont we ever see pics of Michelle when she younger?! Us heterosexual men(& Lesbian) need something to masturbate too
I guessing he lets the hair grow out once he’s sworn in.
[re=214052]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Isn’t that going to be his inauguration speech in its entirety?
[re=214057]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I imagine she would look something like this:
http://www.mrskin.com/nude-celebrity/302/rosalind-cash-nude
(not really nude tho)
I so want hair like that.
[re=214059]Guppy06[/re]: …followed by “White Devil!, White Devil!, White Devil!”.
[re=214061]chascates[/re]: …I can dig it!
[re=214052]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: [re=214063]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: You are seriously on a roll. Win, win, win!
[re=214058]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Agreed, I really hope ‘fros come back in the next 8 years and he adopts one. I’m guessing that with no one being able to afford haircuts anymore, we’ll be in luck
Fight the power and the power will fight back!
People get ready
Theres a train a-coming
You dont need no baggage
You just get on board
All you need is faith
To hear the diesels humming
Dont need no ticket
You just thank the lord
My Barry is so cute.
[re=214081]Doglessliberal[/re]: …didn’t forget the flask today!
cool hair!
@fuankypalmettobug: god help us all if he goes and gets a perm; that shit ended lenny’s career and it’ll end barry’s presidency.
i’m seriously loving the baby afro; everyday i’m more and more convinced that michelle obama is a lucky bitch. remind me again how she wasn’t declared insane for initially turning his hot ass down?
i’m diggin’ the token white guy in the middle who won’t stop clapping. he’s ridin’ pimp style on the special bus. oh, and barry was rockin it!! you go girl!
Ok I suck at this, but giving it a try
Personalized Glitter Graphics
Camp North Star or Camp Mohawk?
My contribution to the Blingee universe: http://image.blingee.com/images15/content/output/000/000/000/4d0/363234792_1246953.gif
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i206/eoberhauser/363231976_1568915.gif
Hey, Raj! What’s HAPPENING!
Gosh, he was cute.
I heard his keg stands were carbon neutral. Was this picture before or after he enrolled in Occidental’s Ayers School of Muslim Black Nationalism? Or was that at Columbia? I forget.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
He looks like the cool kid, Dwayne, from “What’s Happenin’???”
[re=214133]IceCreamEmpress[/re]: Damn. Sorry for trampling over your joke. You were here first.
They should sell stuffed cuddly Barry dolls at the inauguration. That would put a big dent in the deficit. Talk about stimulus package…
Merely a scarf and a lamè pantsuit away from Sly Stone.
Add a hat, and it’s Huggy Bear. (Non-Snoop version.)
That pic looks like it came straight out of my HS yearbook…
/Get off my lawn.
http://retrothing.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/09/morganfreemaneasyreader2.jpg
I loved Barry on The Mod Squad.
Is Barry the first president we’ve had from the genneration that took a lot of cheap photos? Just imagine what a huge amount of facebook photos and digital camera pictures the president growing up in this decade will have.
“…had sex with a space monster somewhere over the Atlantic and bore the spawn in Indonesia, which is illegal? Barack Obama has no “certificate of live birth” because he was hatched from an egg. This is also illegal.”
Why can’t I write shit like that?
TOTALLY RAD!
(BTW, Barry, I’m sorry I never returned your pacman watch.)
I’m listening to Marvin Gaye’s “Gotta Give it Up” right as I click this post. The stars have aligned correctly.
If only I could rock Barack! “So rich, so full” indeed!
extremely bloodshot eyes behind those mirrored lenses
omg, I had a pair of those sunglasses too! I don’t remember the brand, but they were red, white, and blue around the edges. The pic doesn’t show that very clearly. What are we talking here? 1976? 77? 78?
[re=214402]DoctorCulturae[/re]: Had to be 1978 at least, he was 15 in 1976.
500 years from now,
when EVERYBODY is
mixed race, the big
divide will be between
the
AFRO-Asians (AAs) and EURO-Asians (EAs).
some AA male will meet,
marry and impregnate an EA
female, (cue music from “West Side Story”),
their resultant firstborn will feel
drawn to his AA roots and marry an
AA female, and he will be elected
as the “First Citizen” of Sector Four,
the pre-eminent sector in the Milky
Way, and ….
oh shit! that’s an episode from Star Trek !!!
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