• February 15, 2012

Look kids, you can use a Paste magazine dealy to make your own Shepard Fairey neo-communist doom poster! Coincidentally you can also sign up for a Paste magazine subscription while you’re there! [Obamicon.Me]

{ 36 comments }

shortsshortsshorts January 14, 2009 at 4:12 pm

WIN for Newell.

magic titty January 14, 2009 at 4:13 pm

I was going to use an ejaculating phallus, but the Bill Kristol that work-up takes most of my shine…

norbizness January 14, 2009 at 4:15 pm

Now in PREDATOR-VISION!

Aurelio January 14, 2009 at 4:17 pm

May I suggest a better caption? Here it is: “INHUMAN DILDO.”

Dientes January 14, 2009 at 4:19 pm

Newell, I <3 You.

Texan Bulldoggette January 14, 2009 at 4:22 pm

Tut tut, Jim. Barry might have sprayed his magic unicorn juice on Bill last night & now Bill has woken up from his 8 year stupor. That being said, I still think Bill should be waterboarded just because….

labdork January 14, 2009 at 4:25 pm

I thought that was Georgie boy for a second, until I realized he’s not human.

assistant/atlas January 14, 2009 at 4:30 pm

This is the best use of this tool I have seen to date.

And by tool, of course, I refer to Kristol…

Mr Blifil January 14, 2009 at 4:30 pm

As a former graphics editor, I did vector portraits for a living. This shit is wrong on a variety of levels.

mylesfromnowhere January 14, 2009 at 4:46 pm

I just have to wonder, what is the purpose of a dildo no one will use?

Kev-O-Tron January 14, 2009 at 4:46 pm

I tried to make one but that site sucks and my poster looked stupid. I don’t wanna be associated with some stupid fucking Fairey artist anyways. We got enough queers in this town to satisfy me for a lifetime. wait, what…

roundofapplause January 14, 2009 at 4:48 pm

your crusade against Bill Kristol makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside

choom gangster January 14, 2009 at 4:57 pm

Shepard Fairey invented Adobe Illustrator
He also invented propaganda posters
And Andre the Giant

AllHat January 14, 2009 at 4:58 pm

Nice job, Jim. Captures his beady eyes quite well.

Godot January 14, 2009 at 5:03 pm

I tried it on a picture of my dog but it’s not working. I guess it uses some kind of face recognition thing, and can’t recognize canine faces?

queeraselvis v 2.0 January 14, 2009 at 5:05 pm

Why in G*d’s name would anybody want to use Kristol as a human dildo? A human toilet, maybe. But otherwise, ew.

Keram2 January 14, 2009 at 5:08 pm

PASTE IN DA HOUSE!

sevenrepeat January 14, 2009 at 5:17 pm

i love paste….and white out and magic markers. time for another pain killer.

Dildo Baggins January 14, 2009 at 5:18 pm

[re=218943]Godot[/re]: It’s just slow–they prob weren’t expecting all of us Wonksters to overrun their little site. Not the first time that’s happened. DONT U PEOPLE HAVE JOBS? Anyhoo, it made a nice poster of my dog with TREATS spelled out underneath, all commie-like. (My dog is more like a capitalist parasite). You just have to be patient, also.

El Pinche January 14, 2009 at 5:19 pm

jenni snackcakes

man, that site is FAST! I had blingee-ize for the masses.

twingonaut January 14, 2009 at 5:32 pm

Hee! I found my new icon there thanks to good timing!

Jamie Sommers January 14, 2009 at 5:48 pm

Ya got it all wrong, Newell. A dildo is useful and provides pleasure. Neither of these things applies to Kristol. I’m not even sure he’s human.

Also, he fucks children.

Lascauxcaveman January 14, 2009 at 5:48 pm

Sloooow site, but it’s a slow day. Here’s one I made as a going-away present for the man who has served his country so faithfully as VP for the last 8 years.

http://s227.photobucket.com/albums/dd271/lascauxcaveman/Guitar%20Gallery/obamacons/?action=view&current=MrCheney.jpg

Canuckledragger January 14, 2009 at 5:50 pm

NO PREJUDICE:

As the proud owner/proprietor of a Dildo avatar, I must protest this unfair and illegal case of copyright infringement. Remove it or Don Van Vliet will serve my writ upon Ken Layne and I will sue him for his Gulfstream.

Also, if you’re asserting the asshat who trades under the moniker Billy Kristol is a “human,” I must also protest this false and misleading advertising. He is a “lightning rod conservative,” and if you’ve ever met one of those, you know that they may be many things, but “human” ain’t one of ‘em.

Let your actions be governed accordingly.

bitchincamaro January 14, 2009 at 5:51 pm

When they stopped sending me my “No Depression” mag, because they tanked, they fulfilled the last half with “Paste” and you get free mp3′s on disc. This rag sux, but the free tunes rule.

qaf January 14, 2009 at 7:04 pm

[re=218908]Kev-O-Tron[/re]: Yeah, a few ricin murders will hardly make a dent.

Uncommon Nonsense January 14, 2009 at 7:19 pm

[re=219009]Jamie Sommers[/re]: Congratulations, we have our new Wonkette meme for the month of Banguary!

Chet Kincaid January 14, 2009 at 8:18 pm

Wasn’t Shepard Fairey one of the cabal of right-wing “bachelors” who had sexy toga parties in Houston in the early 60s while plotting to kill JFK? The one with the wig and fake eyebrows?

Anita Cocktail January 14, 2009 at 8:32 pm

Sweet, Jim, sweet.

badmuthagoose January 14, 2009 at 11:09 pm

Heh. I’ve wasted the last hour making Hopey looking pictures of people. Dammit.

Herunar January 15, 2009 at 1:29 am

The image is so win.
This why I read Wonkette even in my busiest days.

demtard January 15, 2009 at 3:36 am

oh, look: somebody did eliot spitzer.

http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/entries/74-yip.html

BobLoblawLawBlog January 15, 2009 at 7:35 am

I can haz poster for my wall?

golliwog January 15, 2009 at 8:21 am

I congratulate ‘elsonwvu’ on his brilliant communist vision for America

http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/entries/31001-truck-nutz.html

TGY January 15, 2009 at 10:07 am

Never have so many expressed so much in so few colors.

digiboy June 26, 2009 at 10:09 am

This online tool is pretty neat for this particular style of poster! But for those of us with kids, the online poster wizard tool at http://www.artskills.com might be a little more appropriate.

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