- The only people that like Obama at all anymore are a bunch of lazy illegals who wish they had jobs, and who, instead of just getting a job at a car plant or a Sam Goody (Not Bankrupt Yet! ™), hope that Obama can “create” jobs. Right. [RedState]
- Chuck Schumer will reprogram his new intern, Kirsten Gillibrand, as he pleases. He will start with her, hmm let’s see, political identifications and belief system. That should do it. [Ben Smith]
- About a dozen House Republicans are headed to Rahm Emanuel’s house tonight. House Republicans are known for their love of Kosher food. [CNN Political Ticker]
- When Obama took over Whitehouse.gov, he has prevented presidential historians from accessing such information of import as a video of First Dog Barney scurrying around Michael Phelps to the tune of “Ripple.” This is not change.gov we can believe in. [Daily Kos]
- Obama is secretly planning on giving the entirety of the stimulus bill to his old friends The ACORNs. [The Corner]
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When they step through the door and activate the trip wire that opens the secret compartment that deposits them in a pit filled with lions, I will be SO amused.
I like the term “Generational Theft Act”.
It covers so many Republican ills, form the Bush deficit to the Bush bailout package to Mark Foley deflowering so many interns.
Do they understand “projection” at all?
Yep, just as everyone suspected, the existence of a President Obama has led Red State and NRO to hyperventilate to the point of hallucination. You can feel the gasping for air. Has anyone checked the freepers recently? I’m sure they’ve gone into apoplexy or anaphylaxis.
“About a dozen House Republicans are headed to Rahm Emanuel’s house tonight.”
Ohhhh lordy…I’ve totally seen this movie. The gunman is hiding in the cake and no one, NO ONE, is going to get out of there alive.
Whoever gets the slice of cake for desert that has Rahm’s finger baked into it is “King Of The Bipartisan Dinner”. He will be given gifts and dressed in fine furs and praised by the others with many fancy words, until Midnight, whereupon he will have to flee for his life into the Wilderness, for Rahm will retrieve his father’s obsidian sickle from the hearth, and the Ritual of the Hunt will begin.
Rahm is going to give Boner and obstructionist friends his definition of a team player The Untouchables style.
About a dozen House Republicans are headed to Rahm Emanuel’s house tonight…resulting in six fewer fingers if demands are not met.
So let me get this right, everyone at The Corner is a drooling shit monkey. Got it.
Why exactly are Barack and Rahm pandering to these clowns and treating them like they still matter?
Let them scream their nonsense about Gitmo detainees running 7-11′s and keeping stimulus money just for their rich banker friends. That will marginalize them soon enough, and only their crackpot pals like fat junkie bastard Rush will vote for them anymore. Let them eat hemlock.
The Republicans aren’t carrying pitchforks and torches are they?
[re=229958]nutcracker[/re]:
Let them eat hemlock.
That might be the idea….
[re=229949]El Pinche[/re]: I find it really funny that that was the first image that came to my mind, too.
The jpg at the link below is part of the Nat. Portrait Gallery exhibit featuring the head shot of “Michael J. Fox”. Afftecting.
http://www.npg.si.edu/exhibit/feature/images/01-04_thumb.jpg
“This portrait of four-year-old Audrey Wilbur … was the cover for the New York Times Magazine’s March 19, 2000, issue, which included James Fallows’s ‘The Invisible Poor’”.
Bite me, John Boehner.
giving it all to ACORN is the best idea that wingnuts have come up with in a very long time.
And they were never heard from again.
WTF is the deal with the TSA banner ad? “Why do I need a cavity search when I fly?” There’s a reason. You betcha. Does Campbell Brown know about this?
TOm
Wait a second, the GWB version of Whitehouse.gov had a video with Barney, Michael Phelps and the Grateful Dead song “Ripple?” That sounds like maybe the best thing his entire administration completed in 8 years. Please Wonkette, please find this video. I can’t think of another way to satisfy all of your audiences, people who like to laugh at Bush, fans of fit, wet men in speedos, hippies and yappy dog lovers. Please note, these are not mutually exculsive. Also.
The Borgen Project has some good info on the cost of addressing global poverty.
$30 billion: Annual shortfall to end world hunger.
$550 billion: U.S. Defense budget
By all means head over to the redstate link and look over at the right hand column and find “10 ways to fight back” and give it a look. Number four is something like “never listen to liars” (I know WTF!?!?!?!) and then number five is something like “don’t be ashamed to say racist names out loud”. Funny shit.
[re=229995]atsegga[/re]: Hahaha. You suck.
That’s all.
[re=229941]Iggy Plop[/re]:
I’m sure they’re fine. It’s hard to be too scared when you’re masturbating to pictures of Hitler and Fransisco Franco.
I’m envisioning space doors whooshing open to reveal a blindingly white room, a long blindingly white dinner table, and an intensely glaring Barry standing at the far end. Boehner realizes it’s a trap, but it’s too late… the doors shut behind him. Cantor Wookiee-whines in terror, Boehner instantly soils himself and sobs, tears running down his fake-tanned cheeks. We see Barry taking a drag off a cigarette, then saying “Glad you could make it. Now sit the fuck down.”
/I am a dork
Ok, who else read “Rahm Reachout” as “Rahm Reacharound”?
Gotta love it:
The Corner Says: President Unifier is warning Republicans to “keep politics out of” debate over the Stimulus Bill Generational Theft Act into which his party has stuck $4B+ for ACORN, among other pay-off-our-political-allies goodies?
The Referenced Article Says: House Republican Leader John Boehner issued a statement over the weekend noting that the stimulus bill wending its way through Congress provides $4.19 billion for “neighborhood stabilization activities.”
He said the money was previously limited to state and local governments, but that Democrats now want part of it to be available to non-profit entities. That means groups like ACORN would be eligible for a portion of the funds.
…
Wow, this is like a psychotic game of “telephone.” (1) Obama opens the “community stabilization” funds to non-profits in addition to state and local governments. (2) Boehner notes that as a consequence Acorn might be eligible to apply for some of this money. (3) Once this information hits The Corner it gets transmogrified such that Obama is wiriting Acorn a $4 bil check.
These guys are as shamelss as Blago.
[re=230028]Serolf Divad[/re]: Final link in the wingnut chain of logic: Obama is giving the whole stimulus to ACORN to spend on foot massages for newly released Gitmo detainees.
Once they look into Barry Hussein’s eyes they will be totally smitten.
[re=230029]AxmxZ[/re]:
I think the money would be better spent establishing a nationwide network of publicly funded Islamofacist Terrorism Summer Camps.
Gosh, are Politico readers ever happy about anything? I’m sure they’d all be calling Paterson a traitor even if he appointed Jesus as senator.
[re=229994]CollegeStudent[/re]: You do know Andrew Sullivan is already gay-married, doncha? Just don’t want you getting your hopes up, cupcake.
[re=230035]obfuscator[/re]: They try to make me go to <a href=”http://sweetness-light.com/archive/jihad-rehab-possible-for-gitmo-detainees”terrorist rehab, but I said, LA LA LA ALLAH AKBAR!!
[re=230046]AxmxZ[/re]: *sigh*
[re=230046]AxmxZ[/re]: They try to make me go to terrorist rehab, but I said, LA LA LA ALLAH AKBAR!!
Obama is giving the whole stimulus to ACORN to spend on foot massages for newly released Gitmo detainees.
GAY foot massages. With lotion made from aborted babies.
It is possible to eat kosher, you just need to bring a ziplock of bacon with you and eat it quickly while in the bathroom.
Why do I get the feeling some of these guys will ask Rahm if they can see his horns and not want to look into his eyes?
[re=230096]IceCreamEmpress[/re]: While sitting on American flags.
Barney Bush was the only member of the Bush Administration who I liked. Barney.gov was a hilarious website and those Christmas videos were the best. I wonder how Obama will feel when #45 erases traces of Obamadog…
About a dozen House Republicans are headed to Rahm Emanuel’s house tonight. House Republicans are known for their love of Kosher food.
I know you’re joking because not even Jews like Kosher food. Why do you think we go out for Chinese so often?
[re=229979]Lemming Caution[/re]: A man becomes preeminent, he’s expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiams… What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? Baseball!..
I’m betting Rahm will make Eric Cantor the example….oh, i can dream though.
[re=229949]El Pinche[/re]: Rahm … Boner …
Yes? Keep talking…
[re=230002]Gorillionaire[/re]: Wow thats fucked up
The Corner are a bunch of gay pussies for not allowing comments on their site. What a bunch of fruit-whipped little fairies.
True story: I listened to BBC’s Start the Week hosted by ol’ Big Ears, Andrew Marr. And wouldn’t you know it, ol’ Doughy Pantload hisself was one of the guests. And they actually took that fucktard’s “scholarly” book, Liberal Fascism, seriously! ZOMG!!1!! I couldn’t believe my ears. Though he did say some stupid shit basically arguing for ill-treatment of “enemy combatants” which everyone ignored. Anyway, the BBC and Andrew Marr just went down a bit in my estimation. I’m sure they care.
[re=230318]hobospacejungle[/re]: Try that link again, shithead.
Oh fuck it.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/podcasts/stw/
[re=230145]Jewdishoowary Square[/re]: Hey, Chinese can be kosher! And in big cities, it usually is.
[re=230073]AxmxZ[/re]: WTF is up with links in this thread?
http://sweetness-light.com/archive/jihad-rehab-possible-for-gitmo-detainees
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