Ha ha, this thing probably makes loads of sense to somebody who plays Super Mario World a lot. Hint: turn down the sound before clicking over if you want to keep your job (if you still have a job). [Super Obama World]
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My job knows me too well, as the site is already blocked.
yes, more time wasting! I just want a team play option now. We haven’t had a blog war in a while and I’m getting restless. Who needs to be defeated this time? Not Pumas again?
Um. I don’t see a flagpin…
What? No score board? No pitting teams of eco drivers against each other? I need a purpose!
[re=230619]Colander[/re]: My bosses blocked this new game also, hints of the rise of Fascism happening to real Americans under their new leadership.
Eh, I kept getting porked.
Hmm. The levels lead him from Canada through Alaska. So what happens when he gets all the way to Juno? Here at Wonkette we’re trained to think that Mark Penn is Bowser, but I’m guessing that in this game it’s that that moose-wrestling presidential-campaign-reality-TV-show star and millionaire book authoring person. Somebody spend the afternoon playing it and tell us all.
I wastes like three hours on that game one night and I never made it out if Alaska. They should call it Super Obama Hell.
…if Barack Obama = Super Mario, then who is Luigi? William Ayers maybe?
wait, he doesn’t shoot hopebeams? wtf..
Not mavericky enough for me.
Yeah, uh… about that… *clears throat* not to be, “THAT GUY”, or anything… buuuut… yeah, this game’s months old, this game’s so old it already has its own Wikipedia page, there, I said it.
[re=230650]mattbolt[/re]: I knew someone was going to step up and be that guy.
BWAHAHAHAHAH! BANHAMMER!
Not a SINGLE magic unicorn? HOW disappointing.
[re=230629]Larry Fine[/re]: Any chance your boss is a Republican, ergo he knows that you Democratic swill are the kind of people who would rather while-away your office time with this loss-leader of a game?
coincidentally, I’m in the same boat…
Screw that! Where’s my Hopey Splinter Cell? I wanna sneak around and abduct Repukes and Jeebus freaks, then pistol-whip ‘em and throw ‘em off a building!
If I get to the “Princess” and find out it is Sarah Palin I am going to be really disappointed.
Mushrooms! Dewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd…
Please tell me that the pie he eats to get the power-up sunglasses is of the sweet potato variety.
Can’t touch pork? Thinly veiled muzlin reference?
I don’t even want to know about Mccain the Hedgehog.
Ron Paul the Bobcat I’d be all over though.
[re=231337]orbit222[/re]: What’s thinly-veiled about it?
Though it’s true in Chicago they love their beef.
And snow.
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