- The Junior Senator from France, Nicolas Sarkozy, has started up with some anti-imperialist rhetoric in Prussian capital of Munich of all places. On the bright side, this new WWI with France and Germany will save the economy for sure. [Matthew Yglesias]
- Jeb Bush will offer Constructive Criticisms regarding the stimulus bill in the form of pop quizzes about Latin conjugations directed toward a single Miami Herald reporter. [Ben Smith]
- Schadenfreude is on the way: Failed criminal Bernie Madoff and the SEC have probably reached a deal in which Madoff won’t be given back his fortune and he will have to pay a fine. All this plus those criminal charges you were hoping for. [The Daily Beast]
- Michelle Obama will be on the cover of March Vogue. She was photographed wearing Billy Ray Cyrus’ soiled duvet cover by Edgy lesbian Annie Leibovitz. [NYT Caucus]
- Obama will not stop his horrible provocations until influential Canadians — both of them — convince the Chinese to join them in initiating bloody Trade Crusades against America’s hardworking middle class. [RedState]
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Like it really matters about Madoff. When you hose the Russian Mob, um, Oligarchs to the tune of $2.5 Bill then expect your end to be painful and messy. It’s a pretty shitty state of affairs when one is rooting for Russian Mob “justice.”
Why is RedState supporting Canada City Unions? It’s like they want Barry to fail or something…
Ah, Red State. One of my favorite humor sites, right after World Net Daily and Free Republic.
Two of Canada’s largest unions are urging the federal government to adopt a Buy Canadian policy similar to the proposal that has been criticized in the United States.
So if I’m reading this right, a bunch of Unions are urging the Canadian Govt. to stockpile beer, maple syrup and bacon.
You go, Sarko!
[re=240470]Serolf Divad[/re]: you left out 80′s comedians
Why is Bernie Madoff making a deal with the Southeastern Conference? Isn’t Steve Spurrier enough of a burden to bear?
If you stop asking members of the Bush family questions, will they just go away?
Ah, The Politico covering one reporter covering Jeb Bush — reading this lonely Republican circle-jerk of failure, I think I know how a rich Baptist must feel when he passes a homeless shelter.
Q:
Prison’s too good for Bernie Madoff. He’ll just meet a nice boyfriend named “Meat” and they’ll have gay rich white collar buttsecks forever and ever. I’m thinking a public flogging would be far more cathartic.
If a photograph is not taken by Annie Leibovitz, does it count?
You get the idea with Bernie Madoff that people who’s job it is to be interested in what happened to $50B, aren’t actually that interested in finding out what happened to $50B.
Casse toi pov’ con.
“Dail[i]y Beast” no linky.
[re=240510]bitchincamaro[/re]:
There are only three types of photographs not taken by Annie Leibovitz that count:
1) Slightly fuzzy, slightly out of focus, super-macro-lens photos of celebrities skinny-dipping in Cannes.
2) Gruesome wartime images of the charred corpses of soldiers emerging from the hatch of a burned out shell of an armored vehicle.
3) Images of hairy butts created with your company’s work-room photocopier.
Everything else is fleeting and shallow.
Wonkette is selflessly trying to get attacked by Germans by calling Munich Prussian. All in the name of economic recovery!
Ha! Jeb fails Latin! Corps is already singular, and anyway its French!
Btw. corpus (sing) -> corpora (pl)
[re=240529]Serolf Divad[/re]: You forgot 4) Those taken with a pink Barbie instamatic.
Influential Canadians: Pamela Anderson and ….. ?
The right wing is just going crazy with conspiracy theories, apocolyptic predictions, signs and divinations. A couple of links from Redstate takes you deep into The Wierd. And they haz a sad because they will all get marched off to a Communist gulag where they will be forced to get in touch with their gay sides.
[re=240561]assistant/atlas[/re]:
Celine Dion
[re=240561]assistant/atlas[/re]: Neil Young. Leonard Cohen. Mordecai Richler.
Here’s what you get at the “Daily Beast” link:
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Wow! That’s aggregatin’!
[re=240595]V572625694[/re]: What do you think Beasts look like?
The Junior Senator from France, Nicolas Sarkozy
Marry me, Juli?
[re=240529]Serolf Divad[/re]: What about pictures of charred, broken bodies strewn across the beaches of Cannes?
Ooooh I’d be careful about calling Munich Prussian.
[re=240873]bopumofu[/re]: Exactly. It’s like calling Atlanta “Yankee”. The Bavarians and the Prussians don’t think they’re even living in the same country. Arguably, they aren’t.
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