Well, obviously! Somebody call Jindal for an exorcism of the Peanut Corporation of America plant. (Thank you to Wonkette Nut-Butter Operative Tony K. for the tip.) [Reuters]
Was Muslin Satan Behind Food Scare?
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…Bobby Jindal = Ned Flanders
Ha ha, it won’t help, because Jindal’s a secret Muslin too:
http://tinyurl.com/cvaqsh
I’ve been following this story closely and I still don’t understand how the salmon came to eat the peanuts.
[re=252209]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Without the unctuousness.
Bobby Jindall = total douchebag.
Don’t call Jindal, call these guys. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMXCMzqV0cU&feature=PlayList&p=B8FAEC8C5B97BC86&playnext=1&index=12
Bobby Jindal = Deputy Dawg
Can anyone help me track down some of this deadly peanut butter? Day three of unemployment, and getting in on a sweet class action suit seems totally worth the risk of dying from the shits, or whatever this does. It’s either that or finding a sugar daddy/mama (not picky) on ActForLove.org.
Bobby Jindal= Change we can Believe in.
The mark of the yeast!
“Although Irenaeus (second century) reported several scribal errors of the number, there is still doubt by some theologians about the original reading, as some recently discovered third century early manuscripts of Revelation read 616.”
IOW, Tony K., Fail. You’re 50 cases of salmonella too late. In penance please perform a Jindal Exorcism Reach Around on yourself.
Republicans believe in faith-based food safety.
[re=252209]AngryBlakGuy[/re]:
Ned Flanders = Satan
The circle is complete.
http://www.sojo.net/magazine/archives/soj0109/images/010931.gif
[re=252212]jagorev[/re]: From that article: I haven’t read any credible profiles of Jindal claiming Muslim roots.
The author is obviously unfamiliar with the low wingnut standard for evidence when they’re out to get somebody. Less than a shred of credibility is more than enough.
Goober pees.
I finally get why Bobby Jindal is the new face of the republican party. They need him to free them from the clutches of satan.
Less government regulation of the peanut industry! Let America be great again!
Beans, beans
the musical fruit.
The more you eat
the more you HAIL SATAN!
[re=252228]Whitey Did Katrina[/re]: You can find the “Sal Monella” brand peanut butters by checking nursing homes and school cafeterias.
“Members of Congress have pledged to reform the FDA’s food inspection program.”
Just another attempt by nanny-state Demrats to expand Big Government. I writing Bobby J. about this crap.
“Drink the Kool Aid, eat the peanut butter.”
[re=252290]bago[/re]: Win.
[re=252250]SayItWithWookies[/re]: If there were credible profiles, he wouldn’t be a “secret” muslin, would he?
Wow. None of you people know the difference between a piece of cotton cloth and someone who believes in Islam? That’s just sad. The word is MUSLIM, not MUSLIN. FAIL.
[re=252473]Pathseekerken[/re]: Either you are new here or that is some kind of meta-snark.
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