Oh look, it’s … uhh, who the hell is this supposed to be? The Rock? Let’s say The Rock. Many more insanely terrible paintings can be found at this website linked here. [Bad Paintings of Barack Obama]
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The real question is where the website for bad paintings of Michael Steele?
Done by grads from the Art Institute of America?
Ugh, you guys crashed it.
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLL
what Barack
is cookin’
Sheesh! They must be using dial-up for that site.
Man, the last Depression got Dorothy Lange and Willem De Kooning. We get this?
Their hamsters must be changing shifts. Keep refreshing, though — it’s worth it.
I like the Captain Planet one with the blue lightning and stuff. Snazzy.
Wes Craven is such a visionary.
Soooo, does this one make sense to anyone?:
http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//37.jpg
Sweet frozen moose testicles — check this out:
http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//40.jpg
I guess they took extremely high res. pictures of said bad paintings, thus maxing out their bandwidth in one morning?
Really, do we need to see such things in perfect detail? I think not.
He kinda looks like Maniac Cop to me.
Wow, I vote for the one where he has a white house in his mouth instead of teeth.
Oh, it’s just Shepard Fairey trying to DDOS his competition.
“I will have the only abstract art of the POTUS!!!!”
This one:http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//34.jpg
[re=260721]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I think, apropos of last week’s cinematic releases, that that one’s President Doctor Manhattan.
On the other hand…http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//2.jpg
http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//9.jpg
Barack or Crispus Attucks?
[re=260721]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Watchman!
a constipated Daniel Craig is what that looks like to me.
http://www.nuvera.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/daniel-craig-photo.jpg
[re=260721]SayItWithWookies[/re]: are the two-tone lips a fashion statement?
Shit, too bad, can’t see them, TSFW…
It probably destroys half the fun of this ‘web site’, but if you just put in on of these jpg URLs in your browser, like
http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//1.jpg
And then just keep replacing the number before .jpg with successive numerals up to 47, you can see them all without wasting nearly so much of your precious time, although come to think of it, that’s kind of the point, isn’t it?
Anyway, old porn trick – see if you can type in the numbers with one hand.
[re=260765]sezme[/re]:
You know what else destroys the fun of this website?
If any* of these paintings are actual “outsider art” as opposed to self-referential po-mo artistic jokes, they’ll be worth a fucking fortune on the art market in 20 years. Buy ‘em while you can, fellahs.
*OK, not any but many of them would.
[re=260721]SayItWithWookies[/re]: “They are making me into something gaudy…a weapon. They named me Dr. Obama, for the ominous association it would create with a black politician”
The one you used for this article looks like Ol’ Dirty Bastard just before he went to the Great Ghetto in the Sky…
http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/l/B/odb.jpg
Leroy Neiman’s blue period.
Bring back WPA Art!
[re=260702]mbprice[/re]: Yup. Art this bad needs big bandwidth. That’s what the stimulus is for.
Dude, I hope I can still have babies after that. Or just sex.
[re=260775]Serolf Divad[/re]: How much will I be able to get for a saved jpg?
To your point, though… I didn’t really think they were outsider art or self-referential po-mo (except maybe the underwear one). I was picturing more like a high school art teacher got his students to paint them and then made this web site to humiliate them. Anyway, that’s what I would do if I was a high school art teacher.
Shouldn’t there be a similar site for Chimpy or Panamanian strongman Juan McCain?
[re=260784]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Leroy Nieman: now there’s a fine artist. Looks like Mexican food vomited on the sidewalk.
Feel the power of teh Wonkettes!
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I’ll pay ten bucks for it and hang it above my toilet.
[re=260765]sezme[/re]: The one you linked was designed to attract voters who profess to not care if a candidate is “black, white, green or whatever”
You losers crashed the server. Get back to work.
[re=260847]krlars[/re]: Just keep hitting refresh, you pussies.
Oh gawd–No We Can’t.
YOU KIDS GET THE HELL OFF MY BANDWIDTH!
Give him a beard and a red cigar (he’s a Crip so blue is verboten) and you have a hopified Suge Knight
[re=260738]problemwithcaring[/re]: It’s Smokey: http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/s/smokey-robinson/album-timeless-love.jpg
Awww, I wouldn’t call that a bad painting! I think it is cute—and MUCH better than I could do.
[re=260910]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Get yer own T-1 line, you malingering little bastards. And stop stealing my wireless signal or I’ll call the cops.
Damn fine portrait of Dwayne Johnson. I’ve always enjoyed the subtle palette of Edvard Munch.
http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/EID/vol9no3/images/Vol9No3_cover_400.jpg
The Whitehouse has Eyes
[re=260989]S.Luggo[/re]: Riiight! Did you see this one?
http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//12.jpg
Looks like cross-eyed Republitard “Strategist” Ron Christie….
Believe or not, people would pay good money for this claptrap – see “Outsider Art” on ebay.
[re=260775]Serolf Divad[/re]: Exactly! I read your remark after my post. Outsider art – it’s no longer just for convicts and the crazees.
There seems to be some confusion as to the subject here.
I think this Collection was actually a tribute to prominent African Americans.
http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//4.jpg – Martin Lawrence?
http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//31.jpg – Bill Cosby?
http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//45.jpg – OJ Simpson
http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//42.jpg – Redd Foxx
http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//27.jpg – My Favourite
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