You may have forgotten about this with glamorous President Obama hogging the airwaves last evening, but another famous celebrity appeared on the teevee last night! It was that lady, Condoleezza Rice, who made history by becoming the first Secretary of State to wear sexy dominatrix outfits on foreign junkets. She chatted a few minutes with Jay Leno, who gets all the good bookings these days. (Letterman is too busy having sex with his new wife, to whom he finally lost his virginity several days ago.) [NBC]
Condi On Leno
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Condi, the ultimate “work wife” needs to fade into obscurity.
Princess SparkleGams!
I think Letterman had Blake Lively last night.
He wins.
She really should have stuck with playing the piano at the Holiday Inn.
I kinda wished she’s put as much effort into her Sec State and National Security Adviser gigs as she did with this interview.
RICE/PALIN 2012!1!!!1
Combining the swarthiness of Obama with the gurliness of Clinton.
Unstoppable!!!1!!1!
The Iranian news agency declared it “House Slaves” week on Leno. Bastards.
“I could read music before I could read…”
This explains her aversion to the perusal of certain national security documents.
If wingnuts had any consistency, FreeRepublic and RedState should now be full of comments like:
KONDOLEZAZ APPEARANCE ON LENNO CHEAPPENS TEH FORMER SEKRETARY OF STATEZ AND IS SHAMEFULL!! ALSO TELEMPORPTERS!!!1
…the first Secretary of State to wear sexy dominatrix outfits
Oh jesus, warn us next time before you send us to a photo of a freaky-looking gap-toothed & buck-toothed not-sexy war criminal who can read music but not warnings that Osama is determined to strike in US America. Now I won’t get a boner for a week, and my 10th anniversary is coming up soon.
Ironically, the first piece of music she read was “Terrorists to use planes to attack buildings in NY” in C minor.
You mean, … the first Secretary of State since Martin Van Buren to wear sexy dominatrix outfits ….
Evidently Jefferson emailed the constitution back to the US from France, where he was the ambassador at the time.
I wonder if he used google documents.
Condi got most of her advice from 12 year-olds. Comforting.
One can only hope she didn’t share her wardrobe ideas with Hillary. In hindsight, maybe the pantsuits ain’t so bad…
I’d hit it if I could wear a strap-on.
I do not support any public appearances for her that are not tarring and featherings, roasts (but with not of that “but seriously, you’re a great gal” bullshit), or dunking booths.
[re=272802]President Beeblebrox[/re]: Ah, but we can dream…
[re=272816]Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish![/re]: I get the feeling you would definitely have to…uh…flip for it.
According to the 9/11 commission Condi ignored 40 presidential daily briefs on Al Queada and Bin Laden the 38 weeks before 9/11 happened. According to the terrorism czar Richard Clarke the system’s warning lights were blinking red with warning signals; and CONDI DID NOTHING. 2749 people dies on 9/11. Thanks Condi. Any more help you want to give our country?
Condi, sexiest war criminal since Hitler and Goering!
Bush, Cheney and Rice were tried for various crimes and are taken to the Guillotine.
The executioner places Rice on the block and asks if she has any last words. Rice replies, “I pray to the Virgin Mary that I may live.” They drop the blade it it stops a mere inch above Rice’s neck. Amazed, the executioner lets her go.
Next, Cheney is put in position and is asked if he has any final words. He replies, “In the name of Jesus Christ, please have mercy.” They drop the blade, and again it stops just an inch from Cheney’s neck. In disbelief, they let him go free.
Then George Bush is placed on the block, and they ask if he has any last words. He says, “Yeah. You’ve got a knot in your rope.”
Can we get a Potomac fireball of death update?!?! You tube video?!?
[re=272808]Mahousu[/re]: I thought Buchanan was into that stuff too.
Dick Morris must have at least 100,000 copies of his “Condi vs. Hillary” book taking up space in his garage.
She is sort of an urbane, whitty, thinking-mans wingnut! And yes, I would do her…you know, if she liked boys.
The shoe-chucker set the bar pretty high. Anything less than hurling objects and oaths at this bunch seems lame.
“This was a president that was compassionate and knew the issues….”
Every time I hear her cousin Connie speak truth – with authority and passion – to gangmembers and council members alike, it reminds me of how big of a discarded douche bag this woman turned out to be.
Die Condolezza.
♫ Don’t turn around (uh oh!)…der kommissar’s in town (uh oh!) ♫
Condi “No one thought that terrorists would fly airplanes into buildings” Rice. Umm…someone did sweetheart, his name was Tom Clancy, wrote a book about it, Jack Ryan (Alec Baldwin, Harrison Ford or Ben Afflick – whichever film version floats your boat) became President.
Maybe Clancy should have been National Security Advisor.
Anyone notice she sounds like the “Playwrite” in The Producers. Kind of Dubya’s Ava Braun, although Hanna Reitsch would fit into those boots better.
[re=273038]Paul Tardy[/re]: Dude, stone cold droppin’ Hitler’s personal pilot’s name on us unsuspecting Wonktards. I bow to your learnedness.
I don’t feel tardy.
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