Even though Barack Obama is ramping up the Afghanistan war now, as well as the official policy towards Pakistan known as “Fucking Around,” what we need is more wars, all the time, doesn’t matter if they’re major land wars or just playful warring. This must be done, because if we truly want the oppressed world to enjoy our freedoms, we must first kill them in wars. Comically evil Republican handyman Bill Kristol, for example, would like to see at least one new war every day. And to get his opinion out there — because it’s not like every major media publication gives him regular column space whenever he asks — he has formed a new non-profit that is much like his old evil one, Project for the New American Century, the one founded during the Clinton years that went somewhat dormant during the Bush years when all of its members were busy invading Iraq.
Kristol’s new group also has a benign-sounding name: The Foreign Policy Initiative. Why this group’s goals could fall anywhere along the political spectrum! Here’s the opening of its Mission Statement:
In 2009 the United States–and its democratic allies–face many foreign policy challenges. They come from rising and resurgent powers, including China and Russia. They come from other autocracies that violate the rights of their citizens. They come from rogue states that work with each other in ways inimical to our interests and principles, and that sponsor terrorism and pursue weapons of mass destruction. They come from Al Qaeda and its affiliates who continue to plot attacks against the United States and our allies. They come from failed states that serve as havens for terrorists and criminals and spread instability to their neighbors.
And sometimes they come prematurely.
The Foreign Policy Initiative (FPI) is a newly formed, non-profit, non-partisan organization intending to qualify as a tax-exempt organization under Section 501(c)(3) of the U.S. Internal Revenue Code that promotes:
* continued U.S. engagement–diplomatic, economic, and military—in the world and rejection of policies that would lead us down the path to isolationism;
* robust support for America’s democratic allies and opposition to rogue regimes that threaten American interests;
* the human rights of those oppressed by their governments, and U.S. leadership in working to spread political and economic freedom;
* a strong military with the defense budget needed to ensure that America is ready to confront the threats of the 21st century;
* international economic engagement as a key element of U.S. foreign policy in this time of great economic dislocation.
The warring shall start at the Cape of Good Hope and make its way up, freeing all of the various Africas, all those little countries or tribes or whatever they’re called, the clicks, yeah — free the fuck out of them, establish Markets, swim across the Indian Ocean and go to HMMMM, let’s say India. Everyone good with India? Bomb India for a while, get some of those trained war monkeys to ride elephants and throw little bombs everywhere (lower costs, natch). Then what…. oh we’ll deal with that later. (Australia?)
[The Foreign Policy Initiative]
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Bill is an idiot. All he needs to do is take a page out of Wolf Blitzer’s career. Work in-house at AIPAC for awhile, stew for a few years, and voila you’re on CNN.
They come from failed states that serve as havens for terrorists and criminals and spread instability to their neighbors.
Well, if anyone knows from failure, it’s Billy K.
Why didn’t Bill Kristol ever join the military. Hmmm?
I thought so. Someone has an issue about his size and needs to make up for it by swinging his big war machine. If he ever actually had to be there, he’d run away and hide, and then when they came after him, he’d have to call Daddy — just like some Bush fellow.
What an asshole. Why do people pay him anything ever for anything ever? Why?
Oh noes, Mr. Campbell Brown has found a livelihood.
So basically, it’s going to be Bill and his cronies playing RISK till the next war they fuck up.
Kristol, your brain smells like ass. Probably for a reason.
This is an elaborate plan to pick his next Sarah Palin. I would predict Joe the scab Plumber, but you can’t take a cruise to Toledo, Ohio.
[re=275398]ManchuCandidate[/re]: No, they just provide the brilliant idea. It’s the people who take their advice who fuck it up.
* continued U.S. engagement–diplomatic, economic, and military—in the world and rejection of policies that would lead us down the path to isolationism;
* robust support for America’s democratic allies and opposition to rogue regimes that threaten American interests;
You left out the footnotes:
* the human rights of those oppressed by their governments [UNLESS THEY ARE COLOMBIAN TRADE UNIONISTS OR TIBETANS]
* a strong military with the defense budget needed to ensure that [LOCKHEED-MARTIN, BOEING AND XE, nee HALLIBURTON, REAP RECORD PROFITS BY BUILDING SYSTEMS TO FIGHT THE LATE SOVIET UNION]
* international economic engagement as a key element of U.S. foreign policy in this time of [RISING OPPOSITION TO GLOBAL WALMARTIZATION]
Hope that helps clarify things somewhat.
They come from Al Qaeda and its affiliates who continue to plot attacks against the United States and our allies.
Hey, Bill. I know you’re a renowned journalist, a “writer” if you will. But Al Qaeda and its affiliates are a “that,” not a “who.”
So he wants to be Secretary of State, Secretary of Defense, and President of the World Bank? And people are supposed to donate to that?
… other autocracies that violate the rights of their citizens. …
Does that include torture or is Bill pro-torture?
…because if we truly want the oppressed world to enjoy our freedoms, we must first kill them in wars. This is the core philosophy of many western super-states, such as the U.S. The Brits were of the same opinion not too long ago, but finally figured out that ruling the world through force was really expensive, time-consuming, and not exactly the strategy for winning popularity contests.
lather, rinse, repeat.
Or to paraphrase whoever commented about the GOP budget plan with
1. tax cuts
2. ??????
3. prosperity
Here’s Project for a New American Foreign Policy Fuckup, or whatever they’re called.
1. start a war
2. ?????
3. US hegemony
Dear Bill:
Eat [REDACTED], you utter [REDACTED] [REDACTED] total [REDACTED].
[re=275403]user-of-owls[/re]: Aww, peas. Should’ve gone to that Cut ‘n Paste Workshop after all, dimwit.
[re=275406]qwerty42[/re]: Depends whose testicles are hooked up to the generator.
I missed him.
Old whine(r) in a gnu bottle.
[re=275401]Come here a minute[/re]: Well, you can. But you have to start in Detroit (and hate yourself, natch).
I can see Bill Kristol’s ass from my house. It’s huge and firmly mounted on his head.
[re=275401]Come here a minute[/re]: There may be a way to get Bill K. to Joe the Plumber’s House via boat — I think there is Jet Express ferry service between Toledo and the Lake Erie Islands — “Fastest Way to Put-in-Bay” is the company’s motto.
So now that it’s official – Uncle Billy’s going to focus all his attention and learned expertise on foreign policy- I wonder: is there any way to short the US Military?
The “problem of Bill Kristol” continues to be the best argument against the existence of God. It’s hard to reconcile the two concepts unless you think God is evil or completely high.
“[R]obust support for America’s democratic allies”. As opposed what other kind allies?
“Democratic allies” is code for Israel and Albania. But NOT fucking socialist France!
They come from other autocracies that violate the rights of their citizens.
“Other”? You mean, besides the United States?
Why does Bill Kristol hate America?
Hey…isn’t Florida a failed state that harbored terrorists?
I would love to see the look on his face, if billy boy was suddenly handed a helmet and rifle and kicked out into the mountains of Afganistan.
a strong military with the defense budget needed to ensure that America is ready to confront the threats of the 21st century
This is the only reason for this new-styled P-NACol to exist. The rest is window dressing. Kristol Meth has lost all usefulness to the great conservative movement so he’s trying to re-prove his bona fides by making sure his wannabe butt-buddies continue to obscenely profit from war. And, sadly, he will probably succeed.
Our latest defense budget, all $600 billion+ of it, passed with nary a peep from the media nor any possible nay-sayers in Congress. This is our true American shame.
That & buttsecks, gheys, ghey marriage and ghey abortions.
[re=275491]drrty martini[/re]: WIN.
ISOLATIONISM?
You mean where every country on earth send their McDonald’s and Starbucks back to whence it came? Where nobody wants America anywhere near them because it want to force Jeebus and war on them?
Someone farted on the world stage.
[re=275396]JDHART[/re]: Tiny, like maggot sized. I can see it in my mind’s eye.
[re=275398]ManchuCandidate[/re]: What about all the farting yaks and permafrost-melting, methane belching, planet-destroying peat bogs in Yakutsk and Kamchatka? A greater RISK to American Humanity than there has ever been!
Besides, seven reinforcements for controlling Asia!
How come all his points can in fact be turned around to support a new American Revolution?
William Kristol:
Just one more preening chicken-hawk aipac neocon government drone.
Completely unaware of the storm that will soon engulf him,
but totally impressed by his own self-importance!
A wasted life of deception.
[re=275430]McDuff[/re]: For that matter, with NRO Cruise/Failboat at their disposal, the neoconmen could simply sail around Nova Scotia and up the Saint Lawrence Seaway.
Much like the lampreys they are.
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Aren’t they trying to do too much at once? I heard somewhere it is a bad thing to try to do more than one thing at a time when you are running the government.
I’m gonna be sick.
People like this man are dangerous… Seriously!!! I mean we all know what happens when idiots start thinking that they exactly how to run the world and Billy-Boy here, knows exactly how we would be running the world
I find that poster of BK objectional. Dildos serve a purpose and can make people happy. The same has never been said of Bill Kristol.
Why isn’t this guy living in a hut picking beets on a farm in Virginia somewhere, trying to win some kind of forgiveness from the world. Why, why, why?
Human Dildo??? Paleeeese, this guy hasn’t had a hard on since he wore a pair of Ann Coulter’s panties five hears ago.
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