Well this is just a great photo, right? It’s the part of a shoot when the photographer tells everyone to “go nuts.” For Italy’s Silvio Berlusconi this means “molest everyone,” while China’s Hu Jintao decides to look as boring as possible and the Arab guy gives a shady, mischievous look, just to freak out Americans. There is too much to say about this, so LET’S JUST DO THIS SHIT: BLINGEE CONTEST. RIGHT NOW. TIME. TO. THROW. DOWN. Send submissions (links and/or attachments) to tips@wonkette.com, subject line “I <3 GORDON BROWN’S ANAL POISON,” by 4:30 ET (ONE HOUR) 5:00 ET and we will post some of the best. The prize is an “iPod.” [TNR]
G20 Bros Psyched For Frat Semi-Formal
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New World BRO-der!
…is that Michael Steele in the upper right hand corner?!
Berlusoni: Looka ata me! I’m a negro!
Wild and ..er..crazy. Embarrassing. A little.
So, that’s how they ‘go crazy’ in Saudi Arabia, eh? Looks like he wants to draw his drapes for greater anonymity.
Barry is just a retard like the rest of us, which is partly why we love him. Is that so wrong?
…“and the Arab guy gives a shady, mischievous look, just to freak out Americans.”
I disagree, that looks more like his “Flirtatious come and kiss me you bad, bad boy” look!
We’re still rich! High-five!
Our Nazi network servers at work won’t let me access blingee. So here is my official submission.
http://www.outlookindia.com/images/photoessays/bush_queen_wink_20090120.jpg
So Gordon Brown looks that stuffy all the time, huh?
[re=279712]The Cold Sea[/re]: Win.
[re=279711]AngryBlakGuy[/re]:
George Jefferson
Real World G-20
And Gordon Brown continues to be the most boring man on earth.
Sitcom for the cool thumbs up dudes in the middle, anyone?
BRING ON THE BLINGEES!!! Just watch out for the Soviet judges, they always give low scores…
Keep the red & white headress dude in full eye shot whatever you do!
Can anyone guess which countries are legalizing marijuana? (hint middle 3)
Oh, and Gordon? Two words: ‘Brown Nose’.
Somebody has their hand down Medvedev’s trousers.
wife swapping to surely follow later this evening
That pose reminds me of Barry’s speechwriter groping Hillz’s cardboard cutout. Where exactly is Barry’s left hand?
[re=279711]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: [re=279721]Rush[/re]: Jimmie Walker.
Yeah Hu isn’t down with thumbs up smiling shit. “Rest of G20 Summiteers Fat, Lazy & Hepped Up On That Legalized Marijuana, Me Hu, I here to wook on evil plot with Medvedev to subjugate the woold.”
This means the US, Italy and Russia will be invading the Ukraine at dawn.
[re=279736]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]:
Berlusoni’s thumbs up & HUGE smile sez all!
[re=279733]Delicious[/re]: Yes, this could be, since he appears to be Berlusconi’s ventriloquist dummy.
[re=279711]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Henry Waxman in blackface?
I will actually enter this contest. If I don’t win, I have nothing to live for. Fact.
OMG! They are totally going to crack up over this at the closing dinner slide show. I wonder who will win the conference door prize?
Me no speak Blingee. Me speak Crayola on my screen.
[re=279747]tunamelt[/re]:
Be positive, you’ll always have Socialism and falling Soviet space debris.
Ah, the word “semi-formal…” our chapter was so goddamn broke most of the time our semi-formals involved going to the local seafood fry pit and having the first ten dollars of our meals covered. Dates too…. if you had a date.
[re=279747]tunamelt[/re]: I gotta extra eye-pod, Tuna.
Oh, for heaven’s sake. The keg was for after the photo shoot.
Apparently a couple of guys are happy they found their tickee for their washee.
[re=279759]bitchincamaro[/re]: I’ll take it. (I’m assuming that’s a metaphor. If it’s an actual iPod, I’m less enthused.)
[re=279735]randomsausage[/re]: i’m not say’n, i’m just say’n, if it’s wife swapping we’re talkin’, berlusconi’s got dibs on mrs mededved http://img.rian.ru/images/9168/03/91680389.jpg
This is the greatest and most important contest ever. Here is my unworthy contribution:
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87508286-G2o-bros-without-Hos
[re=279754]Reefpilot[/re]: The only boyfriend I had in college belonged to a Christian frat that didn’t allow dancing or drinking. Most boring frat invite ever.
What’s Ward Connelly doing in that photo? Has affirmative action become a global problem?
I just sent a cold blingee to tips. Yeah.
I bet it’s just that Berlusconi doppelganger from that video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPTPO_G1mfU
The freaks come out at night
The freaks come out at night (HUT HUT HUT HUT)
I just put 20 minutes of my life into a Blingee. GO ECONOMY GO!
Dammit! Fuckety McFuck! I’m at work right now and I can’t compete in the contest!!!
Looks like someone is flashing Gordon Brown off-camera!
[re=279766]MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend[/re]: That is extremely dope…
[re=279770]The Cold Sea[/re]: Me too!
This is the first time I figured out how the blingee website worked.
[re=279765]sleepy[/re]:
Holy Crap! Russia’s really “opened up” haven’t they?
[re=279766]MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend[/re]: Oooh, good one.
[re=279766]MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend[/re]:
Fan f*****g tastic!
It’s a friggin Mentos commercial.
[re=279778]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: You do not have a life.
Seriously though, can the second prize just be like, some hobo beans and grain alcohol. Because I wouldn’t mind winning that.
[re=279711]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: He looks like a cross between Mikey Mike Steeleio and Henry Waxman.
[re=279746]Country Club Jihadi[/re]: Damn you!
If they don’t go on tour they’d better release a DVD!
G20 ON TOUR, rock on!
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87510170-LOVE-
[re=279792]tunamelt[/re]: You are right. Blog, Wonkette and now Blingee. I should hire a Messican, illegally, and then join Barry’s cabinet.
This is my very first blingee, and my first comment since you left gawker… obviously I had a reason to procrastinate.
I’m just sorry that the crunky Muammar al-Gaddafi isn’t there too.
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87509430-g20-bling
[re=279790]digibal235[/re]: Fresh and full of life!
Angryblackguy: The nerd in me feels the need to let you know that’s Ethiopia’s Prime Minister, Meles.
He’s trying to look amused, but I suspect he’s a tad bit peeved that he’s been a black world leader for so many years and nobody ever wanted to take a frat-boy pic with him. Ethiopia may just have to invade Kenya now and kidnap Barry’s 14 illegitimate siblings.
Just sent mine in! W00t!
[re=279807]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: You must also cheat on your taxes.
[re=279807]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Are you squatting somewhere illegally? That would help, too.
[re=279746]Country Club Jihadi[/re]: FTW! I couldn’t quite figure out who he reminded me of, but you are exactly right.
Ladies and gentlemen, I’ll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests – we did.
also.
Just in case I am not the winner, I must share with you:
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87511292-G20-Group-Photo
can you hear that? ‘louie louie’ in the background!! we’re all going to be rich again!!! weeeeeeeee!
This seems to be the Blingee contest that gets us non-blingers off the bench. My first ever, and I SWEAR I hadn’t seen MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend’s first:
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87511064-Blingee
[re=279832]Hart88[/re]: Thank you sir, may I have another.
[re=279840]Lazy Media[/re]: I can haz copyrite?
Just kidding!!
Damn elitist job. I want to make a blingee. Why does my work computer have to be lame?
Whoever wins has to tell us what an “iPod” is.
5PM? EASTERN!? I was at lunch! there’s no TIME! NO TIMMMMMMMMMMMME!
In before the buzzer?
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87512050-TRW
Advance apologies to anyone who thought of it first, didn’t have time to scan the competition.
Blingee fight!!!!!
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87511596-Tha-Boss-Obama?offset=0&owner=cjcee
[re=279840]Lazy Media[/re]: Yup, I finally got off my duff for this one. That’s some cold leadin’ happening right there.
http://image.blingee.com/images16/content/output/000/000/000/537/419895310_1129357.gif
What happen to my post?…….if I double posted, sorry.
BLINGEE FIGHT!!!!!!
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87511596-Tha-Boss-Obama?offset=0&owner=cjcee
Does anyone else wonder if Berlusconi, Medvedev, and Obama knew each other when they were kids and traveled along some railroad tracks one summer with River Phoenix to see a dead body?
Since nowirehangers hasn’t posted yet. I assume she is busy creating the
winning blingee right now.
Also, that’s quite a limp wrist, Dmitry.
[re=279851]facehead[/re]: Okay, that’s fucking hilarious.
These blingees are all so great I can’t imagine picking one. Hilarious.
I can’t believe someone with better photoshop skills than I hasn’t put the “shocker” on Berlusconni’s right hand yet.
Bros before Hos!
This was fun!
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87513014-Obama-and-the-Boys
[re=279856]Dramatist[/re]: Yes. And Dmitry grew up to play Wesley Crusher. Which explains quite a bit, actually.
Well, here’s my contribution to the noble cause.
I just spent way too much time on this:
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87512608-G20-
lovin’ all the pimp hats
Longtime Wonketeer, First time blinger. Have at it…
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87509397-Dude-where-s-my-economiez-
Jean Hotman, Marquis de Villers-St-Paul: I vote for you!
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87511581-Cultural-Insensitivity?offset=0&content=Glitter-Graphics&owner=caingolfer
Well, here we are. I hate myself for this.
[re=279878]HomoPolitico[/re]: “Mommy’s Little Prince” made me laugh out loud.
Dammit!! blingee fucked up my text, no time to fix it… Fuckers! Mah blingee masterpiece -ruined!
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87513638-Obi-Wan-Obama
[re=279892]Atheist Nun[/re]: Okay, that is hilarious.
ok, hope this link works
[re=279892]Atheist Nun[/re]: That’s quality!
[re=279895]MarSF[/re]: [re=279937]NoWireHangers[/re]: cheers!
This is mine! Now that I’ve looked at others, it’s a little sparse. But I only had twenty minutes because of my West Coast (is the best coast) status.
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87512015-G20-YA-LL
Newell, you are TEH SUXOR! I leave for one fucking hour to go and renew my medical marri gee juana license and you up and pull the MOST EXCELLENT BLINGEE COMPETITION EVAR shit on me and I can’t play for a chance to win your damn socialist iPod which I could have sold for a can of Hobo Beans. NO FAIR.
Doesn’t matter anyways cause[re=279943]Atheist Nun[/re]: is clearly the winnar. Even with the presence of Jar Jar Binks it is the winnar.
Y’all stop playin. Their over there on RedState planning a march of some kind. Something about
guns’n'teabags…
‘Course that would mean missing the Tax Day Sale at Walmart. And one would actually have to..like..WALK somewhere. And buy tea bags instead of Nestea.
But still…
[re=279766]MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend[/re]: Damn, just now saw your MOST OFF DA HOOK BLINGEE and I’d have to say it is the winnar. Also.
Oh well, here’s mine anyhoo. I’m a blingee virgin.
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87518631-Summiteers-09
[re=279892]Atheist Nun[/re]:
Incredibly Wonderful
I wanted to put Queen’s Bitch on Brown’s suit but I didn’t know how to use the text.
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87518631-Summiteers-09
[re=279892]Atheist Nun[/re]: Still awesome.
I just realized why the G20 is so much fun. There weren’t any Republicans there. John Boner and Mitch (no lips )McConnell make Hu look like Mr. Chuckles and the scary terrorist a character from PeeWee’s Playhouse. (I mean, the scary terrorist in with the thing draped over his head).
[re=280050]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Boner is HOT, though. He is SO Western Ken Doll. Who’s hotter than that? Uh-oh…damn my fascist neighbor and his Military Special vodka.
[re=279979]Nerdalicious[/re]: [re=279981]problemwithcaring[/re]: Thanx!
I love it! World leaders are people too!
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