Barack Obama finally made good on his pledge to visit a Muslim Country within the first 100 days of his presidency by visiting TURKEY, a.k.a. “The Obvious Cop-Out Of A Muslim Country.” Besides it’s a secular country that just has a lot of Muslims in it. In other words IMPEACH BARACK OBAMA. Here is a funny video of our silly-sally “president” getting all scared and shit over one measly muslin cannon. [YouTube]
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So much for bullying North Korea.
Nope… the sound and the body movement are far too close together. I’m pretty sure that was just a particularly violent “passing of gas.” Probably had it bottled up for about a half-hour just waiting for an opportune moment to release. The, he just couldn’t hold it any longer. Some of those Turkish kebabs can really play hell with your intestines.
As a gun-owning, Civil War re-enacting, SASS competing, moderate democrat, I flinch every time a gun goes off that I didn’t fire. It’s called self-preservation. Furthermore, I reference Eddie Murphy’s remarks about what the first black president would have to do while offering a public speech. (Hint: juke. Or if you’re Canadian, deke.)
Sure, it looks like a flinch – to the untrained eye. It was the fraction of a second required for Obama to determine that it was not in fact a real shell being fired, and the man of steel was not required to streak across the sky and chase down the projectile lest it harm innocent civilians. Relax, Lois!
I’m waiting for the mashup of this and the Bush shoe-throwing incident. I’m not so good with editing.
Anyone? Anyone?
That was one of the canons used at the Siege of Constantinople, too.
But isn’t the presidential car “The Beast” supposed to have all kinds of anti-death stuff on it to cocoon Barry? Then again it was designed by Cheney and built by GM too so that stuff has probably fallen off by now and is rolling around in the glove compartment.
[re=281691]Sussemilch[/re]:
Actually, now that you mention it: I think what we just witnessed was an assassination attempt against Turkish president Abdulla Gul. Obama’s movements were too quick for the human eye to perceive, so we didn’t actually see him reach out and grab the projective in mid-flight inches before it entered Gul’s chest and exploded his heart. All we saw was a slight movement.
[re=281688]SayItWithWookies[/re]: what they didn’t tell you is that Barry had Kimmy shot out of that cannon
Every once in a while a President just has to shrug off those pesky little Republican and media imps that like to sit on the shoulders of the leader of the home of the brave.
[re=281688]SayItWithWookies[/re]:
Considering the NK’s wet noodle premature rocket shot this weekend, the Krazee Kim is probably too busy torturing his rocket scientists to worry about US America.
For those about to rock, we salute you.
Great, now he’s going to take away the Turks’ guns, too.
[re=281712]ManchuCandidate[/re]: I’m betting someone complains that this makes us look weak, though.
Didn’t Mike Huckabee joke about this during the primaries? I guess he was just prescient. I may have to reconsider his sales tax proposal now.
If that’s the best reaction Obama can come up with when he thinks he’s under attack, he’s got no chance against Muslin shoes. Bush was cowered behind the lectern much quicker than that.
[re=281719]SayItWithWookies[/re]: NOOBAMA FAILS AGAIN!!1! MOOSLIMS WILL THINK AMERICA IS WEAK LIKE “THE ONE”!! REAL AMERICANS DONT RUN FROM CANNON FIRE. EVER HEAR OF THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION, NOOBAMA? OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BOWING TO KING SAUD????
This game is called “spot the guy from the South Side.”
I’m terrified of that military band’s intonation. But how nice for them to try anyway. The American national anthem is hard.
I heard he was always jumpy like that in the training camps.
Martin and Malcum are laughing from their very special place up above his head, along with quite a few others….
@Jean Hotman: WIN
I had two black friends growing up.
Whenever we were walking down the street and heard a car back fire, they would dive for cover.
Same principle.
Maybe its because firing a cannon during the American National Anthem is a fucking stupid idea.
[re=281749]DagNabbit[/re]: One of the coaches in my private Episcopalian high school grew up in the inner city, and she told us she dove the first time she heard another coach fire the starting gun for our sprinters.
Even his fright looks cool.
[re=281731]sanantonerose[/re]: No, the American national anthem sucks. We get the noise we deserve…
naw he was just getting crunk
Damn, Jittery James, there went our elaborate plot to conscript Cheney into a Turkey ambassadorship. We are friends with teh Muslins, remember?
Here’s your why he’s so damn jittery: http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/04/06/world/worldwatch/entry4922608.shtml
[re=281760]AxmxZ[/re]: That’s awesome.
I will now proceed to walk thru Brooklyn with a starting gun and collect the shoes peeps jump out of! Yeah Capitalism!
Barry’s never been in the military. Walnuts!, on the other hand, would have dropped his pants and started masturbating.
Yeah, what a wuss. It’s not like he’s got thousands of rednecks, Neo-nazis, redumblicans and assorted other mongoloids trying to assassinate him or anything.
[re=281719]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Ann Coulter’s opinion? anyone?
[re=281870]bignutz2[/re]: And here come the quarter-literate wingnut comments:
“I think you idiots are obcessed with republicans. You talk about the constitution just wait till Obama is done. You may as well throw that paper out the window. Yes we all know howyou liberal bleeding hearts are agoinst torturing some lowe life terrorist that may come and kill your family. But that;s ok with you. Their rights are the more important issue. You’re a bunch of mutants.”
Mutant rights, ftw!
Wait a minute. I thought France was the safety Muslim country.
holy cow! what a fraidy-cat. more proof that he’s a milque-toast,jellyfish,sissy,chicken-livered,baby, with a yella streak so wide that even a color-blind trrrorist can’t miss it. he’s WEAK i tell ya WEAK! (and gutless) also.
I don’t know what he was so surprised about, the TELEPROMPTER said BANG…
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