• February 11, 2012

Wonkette drive-by operative “Gerogia” from Tessennee sends this photo and writes: “AIG was founded in Nashville. I live near the HQ in Nashville. A few days after the bonus debacle they blacked out the AIG logo. On my way to the gym last week I was startled by this new sign. I guess they renamed themselves and the marketing wizards are billing us (TAXPAYERS) for new signage, letterhead, business cards ect … Seriously this is what they are busy doing with our money …” SOMETHING LIKE THAT. They replaced the AIG logo with that of one of its non-corrupt subsidiaries. Meh, same difference to us. So now you’ll want to throw your Molotov cocktails at and poop on all AGLA signs, fyi.

{ 29 comments }

Jukesgrrl April 7, 2009 at 5:13 pm

And I suppose no one knows John Wayne’s real name was Marion Morrison.

Rush April 7, 2009 at 5:14 pm

AGLA is secret code for this:

http://www.agla.org/

New chapters opening in VT and IA any day now.

Canmon (the Inadequate) April 7, 2009 at 5:16 pm

That’s genius. Whoever thought up the name change deserves a bonus.

Serolf Divad April 7, 2009 at 5:16 pm

Some gay things that AGLA stands for:

Arlington Gay and Lesbian Alliance
Association of Gay and Lesbian Armenians
Arizona Girls Lacrosse Association (Lady lacrosse players are all lesbians, as is well known.)
Alan Gun Leather Accessories (Guns, yeah, ok… but leather. Crack that whip, boy!)

Cicada April 7, 2009 at 5:18 pm

Thanks to my combined blog visits to Wonkette and The Free Republic, I can’t see TAXPAYER in all caps without thinking of teabagging.

Oh god, make it stop!

shortsshortsshorts April 7, 2009 at 5:23 pm

I trust ALGA, for some reason.

AngryBlakGuy April 7, 2009 at 5:23 pm

…and I was really hoping that they would change their names to a symbol like prince! Maybe something like THIS!

SwanSwanH April 7, 2009 at 5:24 pm

In Helvetica Bold, natch.

queeraselvis v 2.0 April 7, 2009 at 5:26 pm

AFLAC!

The Helvetica Scenario April 7, 2009 at 5:28 pm

[re=283249]SwanSwanH[/re]: Helvetica? How gauche.

Too Lazy To Sign In April 7, 2009 at 5:31 pm

Why is it when I saw that sign I thought it said NAMBLA?

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend April 7, 2009 at 5:39 pm

Just like Phillip Morris!

Mac W Cheese April 7, 2009 at 5:42 pm

Looks like the American Gay and Lesbian Association to me.

joezoo April 7, 2009 at 5:55 pm

[re=283262]Too Lazy To Sign In[/re]: Damn, beat me to it.

smashtheduck April 7, 2009 at 6:44 pm

I just dug up half my gold and bought me some shares in ALGA. That’s change I can believe in.

President Beeblebrox April 7, 2009 at 6:57 pm

HAHA, fail. They did that because they bought American General’s life and casualty operations a few years back so they thought they could hide under that rubric.

Be on the lookout for ALICO, too, the American Life Insurance Company. That’s another AIG life insurance subsidiary. They have a building in the unnamed mid-sized blue-state city where I work, whose AIG signs and flags were mysteriously substituted by gnomes about 10 days ago to a non-threatening lower-case logo that sez “alico”. Weirdly, ALICO doesn’t even write life insurance in the US and A.

sati demise April 7, 2009 at 6:59 pm

[re=283262]Too Lazy To Sign In[/re]: they have molested the whole world in teh financials .

HipHopOpotamus April 7, 2009 at 6:59 pm

[re=283278]Mac W Cheese[/re]: I was going with “All/American (you pick!) Gays Love Anal”. I guess yours is more PC.

comradepaulson April 7, 2009 at 7:07 pm

[re=283262]Too Lazy To Sign In[/re]: AIG = AGLA = NAMBLA = Illuminati = NEW WORLD ORDER.

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!

MGBYG April 7, 2009 at 7:53 pm

AruGuLA? As in that damn eruca sativa Hopey puts in his salad?

(reminder: http://michellemalkin.com/2008/04/15/introducing-barack-arugula-obama/ )

Georgia Burning April 7, 2009 at 8:08 pm

[re=283278]Mac W Cheese[/re]: Should get them to start denying it as often as possible. No better way to spread a rumor.

Min April 7, 2009 at 9:08 pm

A few days after the bonus debacle they blacked out the AIG logo.

It’s a trend. The conservative Episcopal churches in Nashville did the same thing when Canon Robinson became bishop. I’m just waiting for them to actually change their names.

slinkimalinki April 7, 2009 at 9:42 pm

wasn’t AGLA the heroine of clan of the cave bear?

WoodsboyAK April 7, 2009 at 10:24 pm

Hey, AGLA use to be the “Alaska Gay and Lesbian Assoc.”, the student G&L group at the University of Alaska Fairbanks, of which I was the esteemed president for a year or three, who can remember it was like 15 years ago!

gliberal April 7, 2009 at 10:58 pm

NB: they did the same thing to their auto insurance subsidiary. It’s now 21st centurion or some such shit. At least they still have that cute little lizard.

TGY April 8, 2009 at 2:42 am

Brilliant! And I shall change my name to TGUY!

choinski April 8, 2009 at 12:01 pm

What kind of name is “Ger-o-gia”? Parents dyslexic or something?

JRF April 8, 2009 at 1:55 pm

AIG wasn’t founded in Nashville.

Captain Swing April 9, 2009 at 3:34 am

A skunk by any other name…

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