• February 11, 2012

Here is the known dingus, Governor Mark Sanford, saying some thing about why he doesn’t want to spend the stimulus money on stimulation. Instead he would like to use it to pay off some loans. President Obama told him no dice, so now Sanford is literally taking food out of the mouths of poor South Carolinians and shoving that food into a giant incinerator full of money. Literally. [South Carolinians for Reform]

{ 26 comments }

Come here a minute April 9, 2009 at 3:13 pm

This guy needs to go to Oregon to learn about legal stimulation. Get consent first, then anything goes!

Styrofoam Boots April 9, 2009 at 3:14 pm

God Damn, I can’t WAIT until China decides to ask for their money back.

TGY April 9, 2009 at 3:18 pm

Blingy! …oh, wait.

SayItWithWookies April 9, 2009 at 3:18 pm

That’s very principled of you, Governor. Now explain why that principle only applies to 10% of the stimulus money.

P Drizzle April 9, 2009 at 3:18 pm

Sanford misheard the old Boy Scout pledge: “Do a Good Turn Daily” became “Drop a Good Turd on Your State’s Face Every Fucking Day”

One Yield Regular April 9, 2009 at 3:19 pm

That backdrop really doesn’t help his cause. Sanford should sell his island plantation and move into a hovel to help reduce the state’s debt. Then I might consider listening to him.

Country Club Jihadi April 9, 2009 at 3:21 pm

He forgot to sing “Won’t You Be My Neighbor”.

Noodle Salad April 9, 2009 at 3:22 pm

Per dollar of federal tax collected in 2005, South Carolina citizens received approximately $1.35 in the way of federal spending.Is Gov. Sanford ready to return the northern monies that have been floating his state since reconstruction?

P Drizzle April 9, 2009 at 3:22 pm

[re=285426]One Yield Regular[/re]: You don’t actually expect this man to hobnob with known Negroes now do you?

steve April 9, 2009 at 3:23 pm

Haha. “Broken ways our government operates” or whatever. The award for zero self awareness goes to the obvious closet case from South Carolina.

chascates April 9, 2009 at 3:25 pm

Look, if he’s responsible for those loans he has to pay them back. Is he going to pay off my loans? No, so fuck him.

Jukesgrrl April 9, 2009 at 3:26 pm

He looks like a dog, whimpers like a kitty, and has the brains of a guppie. Is anyone ever going to make him admit that his state was taking in more Federal $ than it donates to the nation’s coffers (as in, ahem, redistribution of wealth) LONG before this extra stimulus was offered? Is he going to balance his damn budget without that, too?

Uncle Al April 9, 2009 at 3:29 pm

Eeeew, he’s so unctuous, and a really bad actor. All his lines sound phony. He actually makes you miss Strom Thurmond, who was an insane old addled racist coot, but at least he was real about it.

Guppy06 April 9, 2009 at 3:31 pm

Yes, these problems were caused by too much government debt and not, say, not enough regulation on Wall Street.

smashtheduck April 9, 2009 at 3:52 pm

I know libruls are supposed to be against literacy tests for voting. But in the case of South Carolina, the state in which liquor stores must be marked with a giant red dot since the populace could not otherwise find them; can we make an exception?

momus April 9, 2009 at 3:59 pm

[re=285431]Noodle Salad[/re]: Somehow, I don’t think giving us (the North) our money back is what he means by debt reduction. Where was he during the Bush years, are spend and borrow Republicans to be preferred to tax and send Democrats.?

Patton April 9, 2009 at 4:03 pm

Gov. Sanford obviously a big, huge fan of truth in advertising.

gurukalehuru April 9, 2009 at 4:10 pm

He’s not nearly as lovable as Redd Foxx.

Godot April 9, 2009 at 4:16 pm

What’s really great about this video is when you realize that the government debt he doesn’t want to burden future generations with is not being CREATED by the stimulus money, but rather that HE created the debt ALREADY, and he just wants to burden the current, unemployed generation with it by stealing all their economic stimulus.

Min April 9, 2009 at 4:38 pm

I liked him so much better as Delmar in “O Brother, Were Art Thou”.

Shmoopty April 9, 2009 at 4:55 pm

“Paid for by Carol Innyan’s Furry Farm”.

phineas_bounderby April 9, 2009 at 5:09 pm

Well, I do have to say two nice things about Sanford. He isn’t as dumb as Lyn Westmoreland. He also isn’t as crazy as Michele Bachmann. But on the downside he isn’t nearly as hilarious a wingnut wackaloon as Palin or any of the rest of the Alaska Clampetts.

cranky April 9, 2009 at 5:15 pm

Mr Spittley GayVoice needs to get fucked more, in the mouth, to stop his talking. then maybe he can die.

bitchincamaro April 9, 2009 at 11:12 pm

Let them eat tea bags.

jinxykb April 10, 2009 at 8:56 am

Did he say “Idint”?

Violenza April 10, 2009 at 1:12 pm

I said it before and I’ll say it again, why the LONG face, Sanford?

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