- President Obama performed oral sex on the ear of a man-sized rabbit in celebration of the gay pagan holiday of “Easter.” [Chicago Sun-Times]
- Some Cuban-American (Republican) political groups are very unhappy with this new arrangement where people can send money to, and even visit, their relatives back in Cuba. [AP]
- Goldman Sachs needed bailout money to weather the last hairy months of 2008, but now they are OK and want to pay it all back by issuing stock. The hope is that they’ll be able to get out from under the government thumb and return to their old non-regulated, over-compensated ways that ended them in the shitter in the first place. [New York Times]
- A Minnesota court said Al Franken won the 2008 Senate election, but that won’t stop Norm Coleman from appealing to the Minnesota Supreme Court and delaying the announcement of a real winner for a few more months. [Star-Tribune]
- The economy is showing “glimmers of hope,” and by that we mean “massive job losses for the foreseeable future.” [Houston Chronicle]
- Supporters of Thailand’s ousted former prime minister gave up after two days of violent protest against the government. [Voice of America]
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Did he use a TELEPROMPTER at the egg roll?
Who got some 12.8 Bill of taxpayer aka Chinese money (the largest amount handed out to any single institution) from AIG who used said monies to pay off those “wonderful” credit default swaps? Oh yeah, some company called Gold somethingerother.
I got a feeling that Goldamned (sic) Teabags will be back for some Fed dough. They’ll be back…
Hey, Wonkette commenter AngryBlakGuy has an entry on Kos you guys might be interested in:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/4/14/719677/-My-home:-ILLEGALLY-FORECLOSED!!!-**UPDATED-x3**
I wouldn’t mess with this dude!
[re=288456]ALIVE![/re]: Did they search for ACORNS instead of Easter eggs?
Send those SEAL snipers to Minnesota. We have another hostage situation.
[re=288459]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]:
Oh, man, what a mess. Angry, I’m sorry you’re going through all this.
What with The Bunny’s glasses? Did its cheeks need to see?
OK, Wonkette has officially become a yiff site.
Norm Coleman is the Easter Bunny???
For everything, turn, turn, turn, there is a season, turn, turn, turn.
Kind of goes well with Supreme Court Justice Thomas and the amazing dishwasher. I laughed along with everyone else, but upon deeper reflection, I see the mystic qualities of loading and unloading the dishwasher. Much like Zippy the Pinhead at the laundromat.
[re=288459]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Wow. Thanks for zee link.
Angry Blak Guy, I have a spare room you can stay in, if you want to move to the elitist northeast CONNECTICUT.
Oral sex on the ear of a rabbit? That’s aural sex, I believe.
Ba dum bump. Thanks, I’m hear all week.
[re=288469]Lazy Media[/re]: I thought this always was a yiff site, and anal sex. Also.
Michael Jackson is auctioning off a bunch of his stuff. Look at the photo gallery, it’s worse than you imagined:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/04/13/AR2009041302918.html?hpid=artslot
[re=288478]magic titty[/re]: This cannot stand. Get Shorty!
Cuban Americans need to stop whining and go see their grandmothers. And take a big ass suitcase to bring back rum and cigars.
And Grandma, if she’ll fit.
[re=288471]Rush[/re]: Too tall and not pixie-ish enough. It’s Rahm.
[re=288459]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Wow, what a clusterf*ck. Names, ABG — we want names!
[re=288459]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Thanks for letting us know TB. Go get ‘em ABG!! Fuck them right in the ear!!
[re=288457]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Yeah, I bet Goldman won’t be repaying all the money they’ve hoovered up from the Treasury via AIG. Fucking assholes are counting on no one in the media calling them out on that little sleight of hand. And I’m sure they will win that bet. In fact expect media fawning over Goldman ‘doing the right thing by paying back their munnies’ in 3…2…1…
Hey, Barack! No-hands technique is way hotter.
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