• February 12, 2012

How affairs are settled in the people's houseWay back in 2006, everybody wondered why newly appointed Speaker Nancy Pelosi didn’t let Jane Harman run the House Intelligence Committee, since Harman had been its ranking Democrat through the long Republican Reign of Terror. People assumed it was just ladies hatin’ on other ladies, as is their wont, being so hormonal. But maybe it actually had something to do with this juicy bit of news: that Harman was caught on an NSA wiretap having a very crooked-sounding conversation with a suspected Israeli agent about how to get espionage charges against two AIPAC officials reduced. In other words: catfight. Probably went something like this. [CQ Politics]

{ 43 comments }

Autochthon April 20, 2009 at 10:47 am

I’d rather see a vid of the two ninja kitties throwin’ down…

ManchuCandidate April 20, 2009 at 10:49 am

Oy Vey. Someone’s not getting a Hanukkah card (do they even exist?) from Harmon and AIPAC.

Quite frankly, I’m shocked. REAL shocked that an organization like an all US America group like AIPAC would use their considerable influence to gain information from US intelligence and/or the congress critters that oversee them. It’s not like they’d pass that information to MOSSAD or anything, cough Larry Franklin cough.

bitchincamaro April 20, 2009 at 10:50 am

Sucking up to the Israel lobby AND Fredo, is some nasty shit.

honkeyman April 20, 2009 at 10:54 am

“Harman was recorded saying she would “waddle into the lilypond” in the AIPAC case…”

Lazy Media April 20, 2009 at 10:55 am

Meh. The Jew-controlled media (no, srsly) sez that CQ Politics story is rehashing and juicing up of some meh-worthy lobbying by a rich Dem contributor who is, surprise, a Jew. He’s the “Israeli agent.”

MarieDeGournay April 20, 2009 at 10:56 am

[re=293991]Autochthon[/re]: Glad to be of service: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckb-wUHj9WU

hockeymom April 20, 2009 at 11:09 am

[re=293998]MarieDeGournay[/re]: I wish I had been in the pitch meeting for THAT!

AngryBlakGuy April 20, 2009 at 11:10 am

…everyone knows that you never do your dirt over the phone!

Combover April 20, 2009 at 11:11 am

Thank God! At first I thought this was about ninja kitchens.

From a Concerned Decorator

Cape Clod April 20, 2009 at 11:11 am

Thank you. The Alexis and Krystle cougar throwdown just never gets old.

queeraselvis v 2.0 April 20, 2009 at 11:16 am

The Alexis/Krystle smackdown makes me feel funny in my undies. The thought of Pelosi and Harman engaging in the same scene? Not so much.

Min April 20, 2009 at 11:20 am

Alexis and Krystle…that’s entirely too old school. What we really need is some “Kill Bill” style catfighting.

laziestgal April 20, 2009 at 11:23 am

thank you. i just watched a lot of dynasty catfights in a row, care of youtube.

bitchincamaro April 20, 2009 at 11:24 am

[re=294009]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: I might’ve tapped Harman in her early days.

SayItWithWookies April 20, 2009 at 11:26 am

On the bright side, Gonzales is implicated in obstruction of justice. If a Democratic congressperson from a safe district has to go down so Fredo’s ass ends up in jail, that’s what I’d call an acceptable loss.

Although I’m not going to abandon the possibility that this is just some sort of leftover hatchet job from the Bush administration. What the GOP really needs right now is a major distraction from their previous distractions, so this might fit the bill.

bitchincamaro April 20, 2009 at 11:32 am

IRONY ALERT!:

Jane is married to Sidney Harman (of Harman-Karden). According to Wiki:

Its professional unit makes audio equipment, such as studio monitors, amplifiers, microphones, and mixing consoles for recording studios.

Oops.

President Beeblebrox April 20, 2009 at 11:33 am

Hm. The Alexis/Krystle fight scene reminds me of a late-70′s/early-80′s Mitchell Brothers porn film. I half expected them to start some hot girl-on-girl action instead of a punchout. Or after the fight. Or during. Also.

V572625694 April 20, 2009 at 11:40 am

[re=293997]Lazy Media[/re]: Yeah, right. Just like it isn’t illegal for an Israeli to marry an Arab: it isn’t illegal, you just can’t do it.

thefrontpage April 20, 2009 at 11:50 am

When did this Harman woman lose her mind? What a stupid conversation, what a stupid agreement, what a stupid move–and who the hell on the planet earth actually says something as stupid as “this conversation doesn’t exist?” STUPID! And where’s the follow-up investigation? What Harman did is clearly illegal and unethcial–and she should be punished for it. Where’s the charges against her? And, everyone: No matter where you are, or what you are doing, even if you’re writing hack Hollywood movie, do not ever say something as stupid and tacky as “This conversation doesn’t exist.” For God’s sake, Harman–when did you lose your mind? Hopefully, we’ll see a follow-up soon on the investigation into her illegal behavior–and whether there will be any charges and disciplinary action in Congress. And, for the record: The conversation does exist.

thefrontpage April 20, 2009 at 11:52 am

[re=293997]Lazy Media[/re]:

Huh?

No, seriously, the vast majority of all media in the world is NOT “Jewish” owned, or whatever. In fact, most media owners are NON-Jewish.

And, please, write in complete sentences!

We don’t need any anti-Semitic sentiment on Wonkette.

And for the record: Most entertainment company executives the world over are non-Jewish. Most lawyers the world over are non-Jewish. Most businessmen the world over are non-Jewish. And, again, most media owners are non-Jewish.

We don’t need dumb stereotypes and generalizations in this world.

thefrontpage April 20, 2009 at 11:54 am

To the person who said something cluttered and confusing about supposed Jewish-controlled media: Huh?

No, seriously, the vast majority of all media in the world is NOT “Jewish” owned, or whatever. In fact, most media owners are NON-Jewish.

And, please, write in complete sentences!

We don’t need any anti-Semitic sentiment on Wonkette.

And for the record: Most entertainment company executives the world over are non-Jewish. Most lawyers the world over are non-Jewish. Most doctors the world over are non-Jewish. Most tailors the world over are non-Jewish. Most diamond brokers the world over are non-Jewish. Most businessmen the world over are non-Jewish. And, again, most media owners are non-Jewish.

We don’t need dumb stereotypes and generalizations in this world.

cranky April 20, 2009 at 12:01 pm

ever see the big gay sketch show’s redux of that fight scene, it’s excellent:
http://www.logoonline.com/sitewide/apps/flvMediaPlayer2/index.jhtml?vid=207220

dave666 April 20, 2009 at 12:07 pm

most rabbis are jewish however, and also

engulfedinflames April 20, 2009 at 12:09 pm

re: alexis/krystle…..water broading? also. great foundation garments.

dave666 April 20, 2009 at 12:09 pm

the reason there was no investigation or punishment is that it was a warrantless wiretap, or at least went beyond the scope of its warrant, therefor, will never stand up in a court.

bitchincamaro April 20, 2009 at 12:12 pm

[re=294046]thefrontpage[/re]: Editor!

19kevin8 April 20, 2009 at 12:25 pm

Psst, this story first came to light in 2006.

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President Beeblebrox April 20, 2009 at 12:33 pm

[re=293997]Lazy Media[/re]: THATS RIGHT, JEWS DID WTC AND THE ZOG DOMINATED MEDIA REFUSES TO TELL THE STORY! JEWS RUN THE WORLD – HENRY FORD SAID SO!!!!1

Also.

honkeyman April 20, 2009 at 12:48 pm

[re=294046]thefrontpage[/re]: Whatever. Just don’t fuckin mess with the Zohan.

Lazy Media April 20, 2009 at 12:57 pm

[re=294043]thefrontpage[/re]: Oh, please, Serious Person, RTFL before launching into dudgeon, or just Google the word “irony.” It’s a Jewish blog. Hence the joke about “Jew-controlled media.” Sheesh. Plus, I was posting in DEFENSE of teh Jewess, and the alleged “Israeli agent,” who sounds like a pretty standard, totally legal, fat cat Congress briber, er contributor. Don’t get your tzitziot in a wad.

Lazy Media April 20, 2009 at 1:05 pm

[re=294092]President Beeblebrox[/re]: Well, I for one don’t consider Henry Ford to be that trustworthy a source on Hebrew treachery. I like to go back to the original texts, such as “The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.”

(cue long diatribe by thefrontpage about Czarist forgeries).

jagorev April 20, 2009 at 1:36 pm

[re=294046]thefrontpage[/re]: Get the stick out of your ass.

jagorev April 20, 2009 at 1:38 pm

[re=294066]dave666[/re]: most rabbis are jewish however, and also

Anti-Semite.

cranky April 20, 2009 at 1:39 pm

[re=294174]jagorev[/re]: get your lips off your ass.

WIDTAP April 20, 2009 at 1:40 pm

All fine and good, except pic needs new caption:

“Ka-Meh-Ha-Pe-Lo-SI!”

assistant/atlas April 20, 2009 at 2:20 pm

[re=294043]thefrontpage[/re]: I, for one, am quite happy with my Jewish overlords here in Hollywood. Better than working for one of those lazy, drunken Irishman, I’d say.

Also, this hussy is my Congresswoman. But don’t blame me, I voted for the Green Party candidate.

CthuNHu April 20, 2009 at 2:29 pm

Don’t get me wrong, I despise Jane Harman as much as the next guy, as long as the next guy is a rabid anti-semite or Nancy Pelosi, but what have we come to in America when a powerful Congresswoman can no longer offer to gently turn aside the wheels of justice in return for valuable assistance in achieving her personal life goals?

Is this change we can believe in? Or is this just more European-type socialism?

A Better American Than YOU April 20, 2009 at 4:14 pm

What if this was just some other country, Belgium for example? Or China? Or Utah?

Name Pun Phenh April 20, 2009 at 4:57 pm

[re=294046]thefrontpage[/re]: I guess Jewish dominance of media didn’t begin with authorship of the Torah then, nor did Ben Hecht create your screen name.
But yes, the guy who accused rabbis of being Jewish, you are so fucking Hitlery I’d like to crush you with my own Israeli tank. Then maybe I won’t feel so victimized by your Stormfront vitriol.

The real anti-semite here is Jane Harmon who thinks sucking up to Jews will garner her more power.

gurukalehuru April 20, 2009 at 5:08 pm

This is just the tip of the goldbe- er, that is – iceberg.

bago April 20, 2009 at 8:21 pm

Aren’t zogs the hot dogs you get when waiting in line for the goldolas at whistler/blackcomb?

Autochthon April 20, 2009 at 9:24 pm

[re=293998]MarieDeGournay[/re]: Wow! Thanks *SO* much! Also, wtf?

elenique April 21, 2009 at 2:56 am

i can’t decide if nancy is the kitkit in the boxer shorts or the one w/the sword. we know this story’s true cause speaker feline pewosi smells bad cats a mile away and takes away their keys to the congressional litter box for tacky twix.

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