New York. The Big Apple.
Beautiful young Meg McCabe finally had the city at her feet. As the guest host of “The Look,” she’d finally have the chance to deliver some straight talk — to the women of America, and also to the uptown media elites who’d long ago written her off. Uncensored, off the cuff — who knew what could happen on this explosive discussion show anchored by the legendary reporting doyenne Daphne Waters, an aging beauty who had long ago engaged in a passionate affair with Meg’s own father?
Stay tuned, ladies and germs! Your Wonkette will liveblog this crap until it gets boring … say, 15 minutes in? [The View]
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15 minutes…That’s pretty generous. I was thinking right after they ask her about the Snowbilly soap opera & if she’s getting laid, there’s nothing more of interest about her.
>>passionate affair with Meg’s own father?
Thanks for the image. Really.
If my dearly departed Grandpa, who worked in the atom mines for 29 hours a day for tuppence a week in Birminghamshire during the Potato Famine, could see what constitutes work these days, it would kill him all over again.
Isn’t easier to list who Baba Wawa hasn’t screwed?
Also. Eww.
If Meghan McCain is so boring and banal, why do people blog about her every single fuckin’ day? Sorry, this comment isn’t funny.
I’m not sure I’d be interested even if Meghan was topless. Come to think of it, that may be her next “career” move.
[re=297596]saucemaster[/re]:
She’s OUR Paris Hilton, but without the Herpes.
Plus Newell might have a crush (?) on her.
Meghan is going to tell American women how they can get laid without cutting back on the cheesecake. It’s all about flexing the thigh curds. I know I, for one, have got a chubby for teh chubby. Just look at that plush cushioning.
Live blogging the View? Thank god. I REALLY need to get some work done out in the horse pasture.
[re=297602]2druk2phluq[/re]: Quit doing that – I really have to leave.
Politics : Show Business :: Ugly People : Attractive People :: Wonkette : TMZ
Do three-part analogies work? In any event, I partially concur with Sauce, especially as pertains to the question of needing liveblogging.
The ladies of the View nailed John McCain better than any other journamalists — I think poor Meg doesn’t know what she’s in for. They will treat her worse than Aaron Skatesman did.
Her picture on the ABC/ View page looks like it was lifted from the front page of The Smoking Gun. I’m going to leave the image above as my mental placeholder. That way I can her showering me in her over-processed locks, while I simultaneously disentangle myself from her Dynasty-era hoop earrings and gently apply some blotting powder to her wide-screen aspect forehead.
Dearest Sara,
That writing is creepy; please don’t do it again.
‘Course it’d be perfect for a faux-’tell-all’- political memoir. This would mean, sadly, a book tour that would include Larry King, The View, and probably Fox (so you can be accused of libel/flogged publicly). Heck, could lead to your own show . . .
Since I don’t read all those fashion magazines I had no idea that wearing large white dots brings out the shiney in your face.
Let’s start a complete ban on anything related to Meghan McCain—please?
In reality, she’s a doofus, a moron, uninteresting, she has not done anything of note or merit–and she’s severely lacking on every level in general knowledge, intelligence, common sense, insight, analysis, government, politics, civics, health, education, welfare, the military, econmics, finance, agriculture, labor, commerce, law enforcement, crime, corrections, judicial proceedings, transportation, business, the environment, energy, global warming, climate change, biology, anthropology, research and development, medicine, health and human services, history, public affairs, entertainment, popular culture, technology, science, architecture, construction, infrastructure, manufacting and industry.
Will one of you earth day hippies just get it on with her? We need to have some kind of Days until Meghan becomes a libtard counter.
This is probably directly correlated to the release of mucho trust fund bootie however
“First Daughter, First Love” promises to be the book which will save not only publishing, but newspapers, the environment, and end all war forever. I’m breathless.
Seriously, though, if I were Meghan, I would hire SKS as my ghostwriter. Her single fake paragraph was more interesting than anything Meghan’s ever written. Also. Ever.
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