• February 15, 2012
  • The RNC wants to take away any of Michael Steele’s responsibilities that have to do with money, or the distribution thereof. All this because he is incompetent! [AMERICAblog]
  • Byron “-ic Hero” York would like to point out that Obama isn’t that much of a popular President because a lot of people who like him are black. In fact, he goes on, Obama himself is black, which disqualifies him from being President anyway, so this whole thing is quite misleading hmmm? [Matt Yglesias]
  • Gay marriage is on its way in New Hampshire, where the State Senate just signed a bill in favor of its legalizaiton. [Daily Intel]
  • Joe Biden has basically admitted that since like the 70s, his frequent Amtrak miles were aggregated in furtive attempts to woo Arlen Specter to the Democratic Party. [Top of the Ticket]

{ 39 comments }

slappypaddy April 29, 2009 at 4:23 pm

I’m glad to see gay marriages are the coming thing. Durn it all, marriages ought to be happy, just like they were back in those Biblical days. Look at all the people who got married to Solomon and David and Jesus and who-all — they were perfectly happy, and lived that way ever after. Also.

The Helvetica Scenario April 29, 2009 at 4:25 pm

Obama is only 3/5 a President. The other 2/5 is his TeLePrOmPtEr.

magic titty April 29, 2009 at 4:25 pm

If Michael Steele was merely incompetent (like the previous RNC Chair), that would be one thing. But to be incompetent and a NEGRO?!?

Jesus – what was he thinking??

wx insider April 29, 2009 at 4:25 pm

I thought people liked Hopey because he plays basketball and eats fried chicken. How the hell did he escape from the plantation anyway???

Wet Work April 29, 2009 at 4:25 pm

Just wait’ll you hear what’s on the Whitey Tape. You’ll be shocked. My friend who heard it sure was.

Hooray For Anything April 29, 2009 at 4:26 pm

If you are going to make the argument that one’s political approval ratings can be affected by the overwhelming approval of a certain subset of the population, what would that then say about those who approve of the Republicans?

zenferret April 29, 2009 at 4:26 pm

I didn’t know they actually had articles in the Washington Examiner. I just get it for the Soduko puzzles to do on Metro while heading home in the evenings. I do the puzzles in the Express on the way in to work in the mornings.

Isn’t that what everyone picks up the Examiner for?

Fruit Machine April 29, 2009 at 4:29 pm

Oh the Byrony

hobospacejunkie April 29, 2009 at 4:33 pm

It is hard to believe I live in the same country as Iowa, New Hampshire, and other gay marriage states. The idea that the state legislature here in Texas would have a bill moving through it legalizing gay marriage is a fantasy along the lines of Rick Perry announcing he’s coming out & doing so while riding a milk-white steed, dressed in an adult My Little Pony costume. And it really makes me hate my know-nothing Senators for some reason, Sen. Cornholio & Sen. Kay Bailey Do Nothing. They were the duo of No before their party was the party of No. I’m not aware of a single piece of legislation with either of their names on it. They are completely useless, like my dreams of gay marriage in Texas.

JMP April 29, 2009 at 4:33 pm

“his sky-high ratings among African-Americans make some of his positions appear a bit more popular overall than they actually are.”

Yes; if you ignore some of the people among whom Obama is very popular, then he would no be as popular. It’s sort of like how Sarah Palin’s 0% approval rating among non-moron-Americans made her appear much less popular than she actually was.

Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish! April 29, 2009 at 4:33 pm

The female booty in the levi’s add is wooing me as well.

Prommie April 29, 2009 at 4:34 pm

Chrysler is gonna file tomorrrow, reports Bloomberg. Oh shitskies.

tehbenton April 29, 2009 at 4:36 pm

York’s claim of being taken out of context in 5-4-3-2-1….

V572625694 April 29, 2009 at 4:42 pm

Genius line from the story about Biden and Specter jawing on Amtak: “This is not the first time Biden has played a critical role in influencing events on Capitol Hill.”

Bruno April 29, 2009 at 4:42 pm

Barack Hussein Obama is black? I thought he was a sand nigger?

4tehlulz April 29, 2009 at 4:43 pm

[re=303539]Prommie[/re]: It’s OK; all the major players are lined up; BK is just to anally crucify the hedge funds that are holding this up.

Bruno April 29, 2009 at 4:44 pm

God’s speed New Hampshire, god’s speed.

Bruno April 29, 2009 at 4:45 pm

[re=303554]Bruno[/re]: Michael Steele is black? I thought he was in the GOP?

Bruno April 29, 2009 at 4:46 pm

Biden/Palin 2012!!!11!

gurukalehuru April 29, 2009 at 4:47 pm

Michael Steele: Never before in the history of American politics has one man been shit on so much by so many.

Spike April 29, 2009 at 4:48 pm

Obama’s black? I thought he was the President.

Bruno April 29, 2009 at 4:48 pm

This is all part of Michael Steele’s super-secret master plan. He knows they can take all the Dollars they want because only Ameros will matter in a matter of months.

Autochthon April 29, 2009 at 4:53 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Poll: Bush Getting Even More Unpopular Out of Office
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/29/poll-bush-getting-even-mo_n_192861.html

The Cold Sea April 29, 2009 at 4:53 pm

Byron York is spewing some fucked up white people’s logic there.

Bowdoin April 29, 2009 at 4:55 pm

In California it’s just been officially rumored there is to be an honoary Miss California Holy Resolution opposing marriage between opposites.

Stay tuned.

chascates April 29, 2009 at 4:57 pm

Today on BBC’s World Service a BBC reporter was traveling through the south to ask about Obama’s first 100 days. He mentioned that Oklahoma was one of the states that voted least for Obama and he went to a womens’ Christian group. The first lady interviewed said she didn’t think Obama was a Christian and didn’t think he was really an American. Another thought he was a ‘Manchurian Candidate’ set up to take down the country. Another said that now everywhere you look there’s blacks, blacks are getting all the jobs, blacks caused her business to fail (no explanation though).

If Texas secedes it must take Oklahoma with it. And probably Mississippi as well.

RogueDC April 29, 2009 at 5:12 pm

[re=303564]gurukalehuru[/re]: Wahhhhh! Waaahhhh!!! David Vitter haz a sad becuz of that.

queeraselvis v 2.0 April 29, 2009 at 5:13 pm

[re=303603]chascates[/re]: Oh RIGHT. Oklahoma has, what, 2 blacks in the whole state?

chascates April 29, 2009 at 5:17 pm

[re=303637]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Maybe she was talking about blacks on the teevee.

Min April 29, 2009 at 5:56 pm

The only way the Tennessee Senate would ever sign a bill legalizing gay marr–oh, who am I kidding? The Tennessee Senate will never sign a bill legalizing gay marriage. There’s too much other important stuff to do, like making information on gun-permit holders confidential and exempt from the state’s open-records law.

jon c April 29, 2009 at 6:00 pm

[re=303637]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: 3. The Gap Band is from Tulsa.

qaf April 29, 2009 at 6:31 pm

[re=303512]The Helvetica Scenario[/re]: Your name deeply disturbs me. Unless it’s Neue Helvetica, that I can get behind.

dijetlo April 29, 2009 at 7:54 pm

I think we all should get together and just make Byron York retroactively African American, at which point he’d have to shut up because his opinion would no longer count.

Uncle Al April 29, 2009 at 11:37 pm

Byron York? That can’t be his real name. Would have made a good porn star name… in the 18th Century.
I actually read the whole article, thinking eventually he would come up with some lame explanation of his entire premise that African-Americans’ opinions don’t really count. Nope. Nothing. I guess in his world, that’s taken for granted. Stunning that something so racist could get past an editor, even at a rag like the Examiner.

Uncle Al April 29, 2009 at 11:40 pm

If you discount the opinions of people who don’t believe in evolution (aka idiots), Duhbya’s popularity would be, what, zero?

The Helvetica Scenario April 30, 2009 at 12:10 am

[re=303761]qaf[/re]: Look it up on the Youtubes for further nightmare fuel.

Odin Nite April 30, 2009 at 1:44 am

chascates: do you have a link to that BBC thing on Oklahoma? sounds hysterical.

WIDTAP April 30, 2009 at 9:28 am

Byron York has a new methodology to correct for the error between reality and polls – he is going to push for the reinstitution of lynching. That will clean the skew in those number right up.

mercure April 30, 2009 at 11:22 am

I have no idea who this York guy is (it’s not because I’m uninformed, it’s because I’m Canadian…), but based on those comments I find it hard to believe that he’s taken seriously enough to be given byline space anywhere – even some obscure corner of the interweb like the Washington Examiner (what is it, some free DC weekly tabloid?).

He’s clearly either:

a) Racist, as in, them negras only like that Hussein fella a ’cause of he’s black, and their opinions don’t matter none anyhow; or

b) Stupid, as in, that broadly similar group of voters who consistently support Democratic politicians and Democratic-aligned policy positions support the current Democratic President and his policy positions, so they shouldn’t be counted. You can only gauge the popularity of political positions if you don’t include the opinions of people who are inclined to support those positions.

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