Are you part of the “broader tapestry of American life,” as Mr. Cool just said? How have you enjoyed Intern Juli as she helmed the HMS Liveblog Ship of State? HA AT EXACTLY THAT MOMENT OBAMA REFERRED TO AMERICA AS “THAT BATTLESHIP,” which is what McCain used to call him, because McCain calls everybody “that battleship.” Let’s continue the liveblogging! We are humbled by it, and we are patient by it.
8:42 PM — What? John McCain is a Republican? So why does he heart Mexicans, and — by obvious extension — the Swine Flu, El Carnitas de Influenza?
8:46 PM — Blah blah immigration, Al Franken will open the floodgates of el Mexicanos and good-bye, White Christian America. (Good riddance, too.)
8:47 PM — Whoa whoa he took a question from a black guy. Guess he was serious about this “change” stuff. Good-bye, White Christian America.
8:48 PM — The question, in summary: “When will you make black people as rich as you are, Mr. Harvard le Hawaiian?”
8:50 PM — Obama: “Well, uh, brothers will have to kind of get in line with everybody else who’s poor, right now.”
8:51 PM — Q: How will you undermine America by giving our secrets to the ____?
8:51 PM — YAWN, judge, tools, blunt instruments, needs more violence.
8:52 PM — LAST QUESTION, who is this guy, Business Week, maybe? Portfolio? Let’s say Portfolio. “What kind of shareholder are you going to be?”
8:53 PM — See, Barack Obama is the primary shareholder of all banks and lenders and auto companies and investment houses, because he is King. But he does not want to do these things. He wants to have his wars, which are more fun, wayyyy more fun than, say, figuring out which shit GM brand to shut down this week.
8:54 PM — As an abortionist and stem-cell peddler, Barack Obama says he “doesn’t want to attach an umbilical cord to the Treasury.”
8:55 PM — OBAMA FAIL: “I do not know how to engineer an affordable, well-designed hybrid.”
8:56 PM — Barack wants you to know he does not enjoy “meddling” in the private sector, and also he is really droppin’ Gs. Gettin’, gonna, figurin’, hopin’.
8:58 PM — IT IS FINISHED.
8:59 PM — Let’s switch over to MSNBC and watch Rachel Maddow and her pudgy sidekick, “Keith Olbermann.”
9:00 PM — Hmm, lots of torture questions. Juli must have covered that part.
9:01 PM — Washington/White House reporters are a special kind of clueless. Is torture likely committed by the past administration really the thing on everybody’s mind after the first hundred days of the new administration, during a combination Monster Recession/Monster Pandemic/Probably actual Monsters walking the streets at night?
9:02 PM — Let’s not find out, by turning off Countdown.
9:04 PM — John King, on CNN, seems to have heard the torture stuff totally differently than Rachel/Keith.
9:09 PM — Commercial break! It’s wine o’clock all over again!
9:12 PM — Okay, Wolf Blitzer talking to the Mexico City reporter … WAIT THAT IS SANJAY GUPTA WHERE IS HIS FACE MASK?
9:14 PM — CNN web-looker-atters gave Obama a B+ — a pretty good grade for a a freakin’ online poll.
9:23 PM — Here is something terrible made by commenter Atheist Nun:
10:00 PM — Hmm, are we still here? Sure, sure we are.
10:01 PM — Here’s some good news, finally: While a shitload of people sign up for Twitter, 60% never come back after that first month. Never. Why? Because Twitter is the dumbest fucking thing, a fake fad, a momentary diversion, useless to one and all. And, experts say, once this brief cycle of celebrity/media attention fades and all the people have churned through Twitter, about 1 in 10 Internet users will actually go anywhere near Twitter.
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We have to have at least one dog question. Bo, I mean.
Best blingees ever.
Ken is the liveblog of NO IDEAS thus far
Oop! There it is!
mmm, carnitas
thanks for raping barry’s flickr.
Remember: cover your ass when you torture.
That bat is hypnotizing me.
Border, border, border. Why don’t we talk about Canada all the time? Oh, that’s right. Michael J Fox is from there and he’s cool and sick…the Messkins? Well, they bring their Swine Flus when they come to mow our yards.
Whoa, he just said “Gutierrez” and “Vazquez” in a manner that was correctly accented. This isn’t going to play well with John Derbyshire.
[re=304061]Gob[/re]: Yeah, but seriously, what’s the bat supposed to represent?
He should close with the dog…look! Puppy!!
I’m going to seize….the blingeeeeeessss…arhrhrhrhggggggg!!!!
This is going to put me to sleep. Well, this and all the booze.
Blingee sez that Barry is the Kenyan Socialist Vincent Price. I approve.
[re=304060]chascates[/re]:
Puppy question = drink?
[re=304078]The Rev. Yevot[/re]: Sharing.
FINALLY…a REAL black man!
Boy, this kind of straight talking from the heart must drive the righties bonkers.
[re=304077]jagorev[/re]: I disagree, he fucked up Vasquez and used a “W”
Who is this Tavis Smiley wannabe?
Answers end with: Mmmmkay? Secret Muslin code? Prob’ly.
[re=304078]The Rev. Yevot[/re]: The bat is merely to distract you from Obama shitting money.
I very much enjoyed Intern Juli. Would very much more enjoy photos of Intern Juli.
Immigration blah blah blah. Most of America is now asleep, yet still fully confident in President Obama. Full steam ahead on all fronts.
The unemployment rate for black men is 50% in NYC? Why the improvement?
Wokka wokka.
[re=304079]DoktorZoom[/re]: Or close by holding up Dubya’s picture and asking “rather have him back?”
Oh, and is Obama cold shitting out Benjis in that blingee?
Sorry to be picky here, Ken, but shouldn’t it be “La Influenza des Carnitas”?
Seems kinda tire–just not the same since he stopped doing blow.
Juli did great! When you lay off SKS for being lazy, tell her she can bunk with me.
WTF? He just called on a black dude. What the fuck is this? Equal opportunity day? Byron York is not going to like this.
[re=304083]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Triple drink!
Man, nervous guy from Time is about to wet his pants, no? Plus, get a real haircut.
“Yes, in fact one should be able to derail entire blahdy blahs”.
Fucked. Up.
Bottom up Economic Growth = opposite of Trickle Down Economics.
Reaganomics = FAIL.
Nerdie fell asleep from all the excitement zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Is the world ending yet? Did he slaughter a pig live?????????????? What up?
jagorev: I disagree, he fucked up Vasquez and used a “W”
Even worse — her name is Velazquez
There goes that 70% Latino vote he got.
[re=304103]smellyal8r[/re]: Plus, his questions blows. Also.
Any more naked pics from Custerwolf?
Okay he completely danced around the helping minorities issue.
Good question on the state secrets doctrine. Have you noticed how having a smart president raises the intelligence of the questions as well? Or maybe Obama makes it seem that way since he gives long, detailed answers to every question.
[re=304088]nmmagayar[/re]: To be fair, any mention of Spaniards on TV that doesn’t involve hanging or mutilating them would probably displease John Derbyshire.
Another crappy tie!
See?! He’s a socialist! Oh, wait . . .
Very good question.
[re=304110]Nerdalicious[/re]: Did you ever identify yourself in your pic?
Leave me alone…I’ve got two wars to run, goddammit!!! Plus, that fucking dog is driving me crazy…
Obama doesn’t want to run all the businesses? Spoken like a true socialist.
[re=304111]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Unless you’re the NYT, apparently.
“I shall be instituting mandatory casual fridays and there will be no more expense accounts for you worthless fucks. Anyone who is caught stealing Post-Its will be waterboarded, also.”
WSJ questioner is really Paul Gigot with a haircut.
LAST QUESTION!!
[re=304111]SayItWithWookies[/re]: You’re just completely cold sober, aren’t you?
Damn.
“Doggone it” hahaaha you dorky peckerwood.
DOGGONE IT
[re=304125]obfuscator[/re]: Finally, rules we can live with.
Uh ohs. Prez raised his voice. “I don’t want to run the damn **&%$! Car companies, I got 2 wars to run dammit! What is “You’re F****d News” gonna do with that statement! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Why can’t we put the Mr. Fusion units into teh Murrkin Cars?
[re=304110]Nerdalicious[/re]: hound much?
Those Japs ain’t so smart. Racist?
WSJ asked the best question so far in this conference.
In other words, GM couldn’t build a customized BarackMobile.
For the last hour and 54 minutes, he’s been explaining to Chip Reid, et al., how stupid they are, and they still haven’t noticed! GO BARRY!
Meddling in the private sector: It’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it.
OK, I’m back. Did I miss something? I tho thought there was something about Hopey today. Pffft. Back to the Spice Channel.
[re=304127]smartypants[/re]: SayItWithWookies: You’re just completely cold sober, aren’t you?
Damn.
someone has to drive us home
“Thank you D.C.! – GOODNIGHT!!”
“You’ve got five minutes until I release the hounds.”
[re=304119]chascates[/re]:
The nipples behind the flag. I thought I’d give Michelle Bachman something to have a cow about.
Shit. This was fun, kids. Now the old man wants to back to his pron, Isn’t that the euphemism we use in wonkette world, aka “our wonkettke” when the editors want us to vote for them for something?
He’s had three news conferences in a hunnert days? Bush had what, zero, in the first 100? At least they weren’t asking the same answers over and over again like last time. “Where’s the outrage? Were you outraged” that we had to put up with last time. G’bye. Lost is on.
Katie talked about Barry’s “first term” – she’s in the tank for Obama 2016!
Gergen having an orgasm. He drank the kool-aide brain serum.
[re=304127]smartypants[/re]: Actually I do this drunk and stoned, too. I’m versatile that way.
[re=304145]Nerdalicious[/re]: Another beautiful, classy and obviously politically active lady! Lovely women and Wonkette! That is change I can believe in!!!!
Are we sure he’s not from down south? it takes him an excruciatingly long time to say ANYTHING. I mean, I know he’s thinking and all, but I’m just not used to that (being a New Yorker and all). Can’t he think any faster?
[re=304110]Nerdalicious[/re]: No. But I do feel obligated to show me with my wonderful old friend whom will not be with me much longer, I’m afraid, due to advanced age. He’s my bestest best dog – better than Bo, and sweeter than Yoo-hoo. I love you Frankie.
Now I haz a sad. Hurry, someone say something funny.
http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo336/brontie2/frankie.jpg
A++++++++++++++++ Infinity! ~ Bo the dog (who would like some treats)
Keith & Rachel appear to be having a sad because Obama didn’t haul Cheney up on the stage in shackles & bonds and personally water board them.
[re=304142]Bearbloke[/re]: Heh! I know! He’d never make it at the Comedy Store, tho.
Someone’s spending WAY too much time on Blingee, with the masking and the alpha channels and OY LADIES
By the way, I just got here. My horseshoer just happened to arrive at the same time this party started. I shall now catch up with Part I.
Well there was nothing surprising, enchanting, etc about that – but it was solid.
He was interesting on torture, awkward when dealing with the NYT fanzine questionnaire, confident on economics. The general standard of his discussion was so far above Bush era gibberish, though. It’s great to see.
John King Robot, is now mapping all words & diagraming his sentences.
>>water board them.
Obama should have waterboarded the shackles and bonds, or Keith and Rachel?
Your use of pronoun is confusing.
Hahahaha, suck it Ed Henry! Just had to say it. Um, er, no, don’t.
[re=304155]Custerwolf[/re]: The bigger the dog the greater the love! My 19-year-old Siamese has seemed at death’s door for about 5 years. Frankie may be slow but he may surprise you.
Europe and Asia are way ahead in hybrid/energy efficient vehicles… but america makes some pretty kick ass cars too. i nvision a time in the future when we will actally join the future.
[re=304158]smartypants[/re]: He didn’t wanna deal with the politics, maaaaan…..
[re=304154]viviangrrrl[/re]: yeah, we’re all ignorant down here cause we talk slow. But…we have beautiful skin! So…you just made the Lego Jesus cry. And the buff yellow armless Jebus, too. Also.
[re=304097]The Rev. Yevot[/re]: Yes, if you want to say it in Spanish. I am speaking double-ancient Latin/Mayan.
[re=304164]Nerdalicious[/re]: John King needs to avoid that tanning booth– he looks like he stepped under a can of orange paint. The same one that hit Gloria Borger.
[re=304154]viviangrrrl[/re]: I think it’s a midwestern thing. I’m in New York, and I can barely stand listening to coworkers from Iowa and Illinois – it’s a constant temptation to just finish their sentences for them.
[re=304155]Custerwolf[/re]:
Aw what a sweet luv. I am so very sorry, that is the saddest because they are like real kids & they are so innocent & need us. I just lost a pet. A wonderful girl. I made a blingee for her today. Mushy Alert!!!!!!!!!
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/89666026-STAIRWAY-TO-HEAVEN
Intern Juli liveblogged like a pirate. Yea!!!
[re=304154]viviangrrrl[/re]: One of my friends (native New Yorker) was in a store here in Austin when another exasperated New Yorker complained to him “It’s like they think slower down here! Maybe it’s the heat?”
[re=304170]Bearbloke[/re]: Lenny?? George??? Are we dead????
[re=304173]Hooray For Anything[/re]: John King and Gloria Borger both tan? Does Dana Bash know they were naked together in Mexico and about to give her a massive dose of … something?
[re=304177]chascates[/re]: No, it’s the humidity. And counting silently to ten.
[re=304175]Nerdalicious[/re]: I knew there was a reason I liked you.
[re=304167]chascates[/re]:
& Custerwolf: That is very true! I had an animal at death’s door for years! She lived to be an amazing 22! I am in the medical field so I kept IV’s at home and these would perk her up nicely for many years. Investigate food this is key. Royal Canin has literally saved my animal, check specialized foods for ill animals online & thru your vet. Very important! Research, research, research.
um, fuck this- did he really not mention that we lost a national treasure last weekend? BEA AURTHUR!?! heghh??
Thank you for Carnitas de Influenza. That is all.
[re=304167]chascates[/re]: 19 – WoW!!! 16 is the longest a kitty of mine has lived. But I have eleven kitties now (1 year – 13 years) and I hope at least one or two of them makes it that long.
[re=304174]jagorev[/re]: Wait, you’re supposed to resist that temptation? No wonder I don’t have any friends…
[re=304183]Custerwolf[/re]: [re=304175]Nerdalicious[/re]: Unlike you two; how sweet. Barry & Wonkette bring us all together once again.
[re=304183]Custerwolf[/re]:
Back at ya, perty girl!
uh guys. Serious fail here. This was your golden opportunity to launch the first Historic Hopey Drinkng Game. Let’s try to do better next time, shall we? I mean, we all could have just watched reruns on the Fox network, right?
I had a dream about the prez last night. He was hanging out with me, and I was nervous since he’s the prez. But we shared a smoke. Then he invited me to a state dinner but I was in jeans and barefoot. But he was like totally cool with it.
[re=304177]chascates[/re]: Some southerners also have a tendency to say everything three times. Florence King mentioned that in Confessions of a Failed Southern Lady, but I’ve known several people with that actual affliction. Some of whom I’ve worked with and will not give you important information until they’ve told you whatever story they’re determined to tell you. It’s pointless to get impatient. The only solution is to shift into low gear and relax. And welcome to the south.
[re=304190]bofm[/re]: We WERE playing a drinking game. Pffft!
[re=304188]The Rev. Yevot[/re]:
Kumbaya, Kumbaya, now give me another hit of that kool-aide brain serum!
[re=304162]Custerwolf[/re]: one word Custerwolf:
Old Mac Boots.
[re=304145]Nerdalicious[/re]: Simply beautiful.
I mean Hopey did fine all right but maybe Beyonce should sing “At Last” at every presser. Or just jump and down…whatevs.
oh my fucking god please go to freeper and watch fetusball…
not enough vodka in the world, people.
[re=304194]smartypants[/re]:
Let’s reprise that crazy drunken trash bag from the teabagger video who kept sayin’ “Barack Hussein Obama” a gazillion times. It sounded like a drinking game.
Is Barry shitting money?
Anybody watching Arianna Huffingtonpost with katie Cruise Couric on Ustram?
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/cbs-news
[re=304190]bofm[/re]: We’ve had so many President Obama drinking games that people are TIRED of them, what are you talking about.
Obama doesn’t believe in Crystal Balls. Hopefully he believes in Crystal Pepsi.
[re=304196]sati demise[/re]: I shall have to look into those. A shoe alternative, right? We actually chose not to shoe Taku this time around because my shoer said his feet are nice and strong. And of course, I must now show you a pic of his lovliness, along with my buckskin colt who’s birthday is tomorrow – woo-hoo.
http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo336/brontie2/TakuandKobuk.jpg
Kobuk with a stick in his mouth making ripples in the water.
http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo336/brontie2/splashing.jpg
[re=304200]Nerdalicious[/re]: Heh! Lego Jesus and Buff Yellow Armless Jebus would stop crying and play THAT game!
[re=304199]smartypants[/re]: damn you! i can’t understand that site sober, what is happening? why is there a pbs-like pledge thingy? but it’s blood-red? is it socialist?
the people’s flag is deepest red!
[re=304200]Nerdalicious[/re]: I have too much catching up to do with all the liveblogging (and now I just got back from feeding the horses). I need to know – where are you in the pic?!
[re=304187]Custerwolf[/re]: Eleven kittehs!! Awesome. I assume you can manage them better because you live on a large-ish parcel of land? We have five on 1.6 acres. My wife says we should move to a 10 or more acre spread & have 20 or more kittehs. I like that in theory but every time one dies I am crushed. Yes they are worth it but it sure does hurt.
By the by, sweetie, thanks for the photo earlier. You are truly lovely to behold.
[re=304205]Custerwolf[/re]: sweet jesus, is the pig yours too? he’s quite lumpy.
[re=304208]cranky[/re]: OH NOES!!! It’s finally happened…we’ve all gone over the fucking smartness hill.
The Agent of Change (Agent 666 Obama) has turned us all into socio-commu-muslins!!!!
I’m sorry….but that graphic over there is just WAY funny and someone has gained a sense of humor. It’s scary, man.
[re=304210]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Aw, you are a sweetie-pie. It really was difficult when my house was falling in the river I had to deal with putting down 2 dogs (one congestive heart failure, one lymphoma) and my dearest sweet old pygmy goat (found her and her daughter on the road abandoned)who was ancient and had a stroke. I have drugs on hand (I used to work for my vet) so I was able to sedate them prior to taking them in which is a HUGE benefit. But no matter how many critters I lose it always hurts like it’s the only critter I’ve ever known. I guess I just feel like since I have the space and time, I should help out. All my critters except my colt are rescues or adopted from shelters. That includes 3 horses, 3 rabbits, 11 kitties, 1 pot-bellied pig, 9 dogs, and one pygmy goat. I need more land. Yes.
[re=304193]SayItWithWookies[/re]: My father tends to give a kind of executive summary of his shitty anecdote/joke/whatever, complete with punchline/’point’, then goes through the whole thing again in excruciating detail. He seems to think the listener will derive as much pleasure from hearing the punchline twice as he does in delivering it. But he is not a Southern lady, he comes from New Zealand.
[re=304082]obfuscator[/re]: WIN.
[re=304205]Custerwolf[/re]: You have teh silky ponies!!!
[re=304213]cranky[/re]: Wait – what pig? Do you mean Wilbur or are you saying my horse is fat!?
[re=304214]smartypants[/re]: “BangList”? hmm, mine reads a lot different from theirs, i’ll say that.
[re=304219]Custerwolf[/re]: there’s a picture of a dozey pig, and 3/4 of a fluffy blonde dog.
Anyone notice what was on FOX? … a 24 Marathon?
Top “Diary” on DailyKos is about a mule fucker. Wonkette is working!
[re=304220]cranky[/re]: oooo, oooo….I missed that…back in a tic…
[re=304223]Suds McKenzie[/re]: I think it was American Idol. Fox wasn’t going to let some socialist interrupt democracy in action.
[re=304175]Nerdalicious[/re]: Level 5 mushy alert! http://blingee.com/blingee/view/89676730-Nikkilee-Fox
[re=304222]cranky[/re]: Yes, yes (phew!) that’s Wilbur. He’s at his fightin weight now, actually. As for the blonde doggie, Brontie, she’s also getting way up there in years, already had one stroke and glaucoma about 4 years ago. She’s dingy as can be, but I love her so goddamned much….FUCK now I’m gonna start crying again. Joe – pass the weed please.
Cranky, I can’t find it and I haz a sad–drunk+hungry=fail. And you are right–that site gets all time most awfulllest design award in the UNIVERSE–red,white and blow me, freepers.
[re=304227]Wet Work[/re]: CUTE!!!! Long-haired chihuahua?
Someday, I’m gonna learn how to do that blingee thingee. I’m still working on Hobo’s directions for making slanty letters.
[re=304228]Custerwolf[/re]: [re=304210]hobospacejunkie[/re]: [re=304200]Nerdalicious[/re]: Anyone know of a cheap place to buy Revolution for cats? I’m spending $105 for 6 doses.
[re=304193]SayItWithWookies[/re]: See also: Dane Cook’s entire “comedy” routine.
[re=304231]chascates[/re]: drsfostersmith have 6 doses (10-15 pounders) for $62.99
[re=304229]smartypants[/re]: BangList is there pro-gun sekshun. i wish i wuz laying
Atheist Nun, thank you. Even with such spare use of Blingee-ness, that thing should be awarded the Blingee Nobel Prize.
[re=304234]cranky[/re]: Excellent! Thanks! I’ve gotten their catalogs in the past but figured they wouldn’t carry that.
[re=304185]joe twelve pack[/re]: He’s covering up the fact that Maude died of swine flu.
[re=304231]chascates[/re]: Anything I buy for my cats, apart from food, I get from Lake Austin Blvd Animal Hospital. Best, most caring place in town. I have to admit I don’t know their prices, but you can call & ask 474-8888. Also search for “revolution for cats” on google shopping.
[re=304231]chascates[/re]: Discount Pet Drugs is who I use.
And one of Drudge’s lines is:
“Snubs FOXNEWS again — only TV network not called on… ”
The same network that claimed they weren’t going to cover his press conference?
[re=304227]Wet Work[/re]:
Holy Crap! My heart just melted all over the floor!
[re=304237]chascates[/re]: $117.99 for a twelve pack through Discount Pet Drugs.
[re=304237]chascates[/re]: yeah, the catalog is pet-porn for people with more money than sense, but they sell lots of meds and assorted goodies on their site at pretty great prices.
[re=304242]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Unfortunately, most vet hospitals make the bulk of their profit through sales of prescription drugs, supplements, and flea/tick products, so the mark-up tends to be high. Nothing against your vet!!
[re=304193]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Oh, Florence King is my favorite Spotsylvania County Lesbian. I don’t care if she did work for National Review. Is she still alive?
[re=304242]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Thanks. I’ve been using Brykerwoods off 35th and they are , pardon me, higher than a cat’s back but very good.
[re=304243]Custerwolf[/re]: I’ll check that as well.
Thanks gang.
[re=304197]hobospacejunkie[/re]:
Oh tanks! Yeah she wuz my baby. It was a awful thing $100 per day in an oxygen tent. I thought I would drop dead from grief. I hope she passed over the rainbow bridge. Sniffles.
[re=304248]Custerwolf[/re]: free shipping anything over a hundred scoots.
BHO used the “beacon” metaphor twice tonight. Sounds too much like the shining city on a hill.
[re=304205]Custerwolf[/re]: Taku is a very beautiful horse you’re lucky.
[re=304209]Custerwolf[/re]:
Sorry, I nodded off again. Pay no attention to the nipples behind the FLAG, did you hear that Michelle Bachman?????????????????? I am the lady who ever so coyly covered part of her nakedness with the shirt. You know it’s an internets pic right? This much have been on the French Rivera, except armpits are shaved. Or those damn Commie Cali’s!
Reprise of Wonkette Porn
http://sultanofsnow.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/breasts-not-bombs2.jpg
I meant must have not much above.
[re=304230]Custerwolf[/re]:
It’s addictive, the blingee. Just warning ya.
[re=304230]Custerwolf[/re]: 1/2 longhair chihuahua, 1/2 papillion, 1/2 something else. Blingee is too easy (making stylish Blingee is another story) – my first one.
[re=304215]Custerwolf[/re]:
You are an angel with all the rescue animals! I love goats especially the baby’s, they are so cute they way they hop all over their parents like kangaroos on pogo sticks. Good Luck with all the animals. It’s so much work & so expensive.
[re=304254]Nerdalicious[/re]: I did really like your Blingee, but I was talking about you in the protest picture!
[re=304251]Custerwolf[/re]: I know my vet makes money off me, but considering how well they treat me & our cats I consider the trade-off well worth it.
[re=304253]chascates[/re]: I doubt LABAH is any less expensive. Regardless of the product or service, for me they’ve always been worth it. I love the people there. They cry with me, none of that “don’t get emotionally involved with your patients” BS from them. And they go the extra mile when necessary. I could tell stories, but then I’d be like Custerwolf, all teary-eyed.
[re=304207]smartypants[/re]:
“Barack Husssssssseeeeeeeeeinnnnnnnnn Obama” Spoken in a Foster Brooks drunken accent a gazillion times. God I wish the Wonkettes would put that crazy b***h vid up again! Gulp Gulp Gulp. Fraid I might pass out AGAIN!
[re=304264]Nerdalicious[/re]: As an editor, I think they could have found a snappier word to go with “Bombs”…a little shorter, more symmetrical. But they were probably distracted by all those boobs.
[re=304262]Nerdalicious[/re]: Are you in green? Because I see two nipples on the woman in green, just so you know.
[re=304247]Nerdalicious[/re]: thanx – sorry to hear about your pup – that’s hard.
[re=304275]hobospacejunkie[/re]:
Damn you Hobo! Damn you to hell!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmw6Jne0tAQ
I get a lil sensitive about my blingee addiction
[re=304278]Custerwolf[/re]:
Yup,I’m the coy lil ho.
Holy Crap! This is a true story. I am sitting here choking to death on a salad crouton. I hope I don’t go like Mama Cass. I feel like I’m twittering my death. Cough, gag, cough, gag drink, still gagging. Holy Crap Larry King will outlive me, gag, cough.
What did I do with my living will? Cough, gag, cough…………….One last blingee…cough, gag.
[re=304258]engulfedinflames[/re]: Aw, thank you. I feel very fortunate. My beautiful red roan mare Birdy is 5 next month. I love her, but like all us females, she can be one cranky bitch.
Here she is:
http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo336/brontie2/birdyg.jpg
[re=304153]chascates[/re]:
Tanks. Did you find a more inexpensive Revolution? I do know of natural pet shampoos, with no chemicals. You wash the animals, the fleas ingest the shampoo and implode. It is non toxic if you would like some more info please let me know.
[re=304289]Nerdalicious[/re]: Hang in there, Nerdy! I really did love your Blingee! I just loved your birthday suit a bit more! Are you still with us? Don’t go toward the light, Nerdalicious!
[re=304289]Nerdalicious[/re]: Jesus NO!!!!! Don’t go towards the light….beer.
Hey LOVE the pic and I KNEW that was you – the “concealed” nipple thing just threw me.
[re=304291]Custerwolf[/re]:
What a beautiful pic! You must love wolfs too, by your screename.
[re=304291]Custerwolf[/re]: Oh fuck – I just saw that pic – aghhh! I forgot to put on my tan, my tits, and my socks!!
[re=304252]boatapple[/re]: Yes, and as far as I know still living in Fredericksburg.
[re=304233]Prof. Junk[/re]: Oh jeeze. Well the reality has to be funnier than Dane Cook’s version of it.
[re=304292]Nerdalicious[/re]: “You wash the animals, the fleas ingest the shampoo and implode.”
Does it come with microscopic goggles so you can watch it up close?
(and Hobo, I’m still learning the slanty thing. My brain literally snaps when I have to look at things like >< ded serious.)
[re=304294]Custerwolf[/re]:
And Hobo, oh yes I was just kidding! But the choking thing was real. Can you imagine twittering your death? The worst thing would be Rick Sanchez would have a big thing on it, that would be the last memory of me. It’s enough for me to want to stay alive. This is weird: I was choking some more & I wrote this:
“What did I do with my living will? Cough, gag, cough…………….One last blingee…cough, gag.”
And my comment was banned for being a duplicate. It could have been my last tweet ever holy shit!
[re=304300]Custerwolf[/re]:
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Yeah, it is gross as all hell isn’t it, but it is non toxic & effective. All you see is little red splotches where the flesh eaters implode. Yuck.
[re=304297]Nerdalicious[/re]: I do indeed.
Oh there it is! It said it was a duplicate and was banned! Sorry for the repost! I drank some Jack Daniels while saying “Barack Husssssssssssseeeeeeeiiiiiiinnnnn Obama” 100 times & I’m alive! Thank God I’m alive!
By the way, that blingee with the thing from the goonies or whatever it is, is my very favorite. I’m a pyro, yes.
[re=304306]Custerwolf[/re]:
You’re like St. Francis with all the animals. Were you born in November or December?
[re=304308]Custerwolf[/re]:
Which one was that?
What in the name of all that is holy is that Ewok doing to that child? I thought I’d clicked on the wrong site for a moment…
Oh the one upstream! Yeah, these people here are so damn funny! I like the one here too with Prez reading quietly while the whole damn world is burning outside! Haaaaaaaaaaa!
[re=304311]Nerdalicious[/re]: You’re getting cold.
As funny as hell as all the topics are here. The Larry King twittering thing is my fav. I just about bust a gut reading that one! Death Puppet, Shruken Head of Banality. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
[re=304317]Custerwolf[/re]:
Smart Ass! I sees it! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
My kool-aide brain serum is not working well with all the damn drinking games! Thanks Smarty Pants! Now I’m brain dead! Pass the brain serum!
[re=304280]Wet Work[/re]:
BTW, thanks Wet Work. Yeah it’s tough. Your pup is so cute! I love the long hairs, they are one of my favorite breeds! Nice work on your bling.
[re=304315]Holding Out for a Hero[/re]: WHERE IS ITS OTHER HAND?!!
[re=304277]dementor[/re]:
“more symmetrical”
Ha! Are you sure you’re not a plastic surgeon?
[re=304173]Hooray For Anything[/re]:
Ugh, those 2! Don’t even get me started! Ed Rollins is a tool isn’t he? What a Nixonite relic that guy is! Same category as Bucannon, although he thinks he’s classier. Yuck.
Nixon quote: “It don’t mean a thing unless you prove it all night long.”
[re=304264]Nerdalicious[/re]: Gawwdamn, girl. For a pacifist, you be packin’ some major guns.
[re=304358]Lascauxcaveman[/re]:
Tanks. You can draw on my cave walls anytime dahling. Hey have you seen this cool site? (no it’s not porn)
http://www.culture.gouv.fr/culture/arcnat/lascaux/en/
I have returned from the grave to say that ‘Intern’ Juli needs to be promoted to full ‘Deputy Assistant Subeditor’. Stat.
And now I shall return to the grave.
Somehow I suspect Richard Cohen will not care for any of this.
[re=304154]viviangrrrl[/re]: It takes the last two Presidents forever to say anything. The only difference is that with the current Prexy, what he spits out is worth the wait.
Koolaid/Brain Serum/ Freeper Fetusball hangover + Late for work =
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[re=304358]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: !!!! Even makes me want to grab a great big ol’ handful.
[re=304365]Nerdalicious[/re]: *snif* Memories of home.
Twitter = stupid fad for egomaniacal morons under who believe the rest of us give a crap about them.
Another perspective and what to do about it: Barack Obama’s first 100 days show he has ignored the call to more of God’s ways, guidance he received during his candidacy. He has increased ways against God’s word: abortion, science on stem cells, debt, interest, insurance, seeking riches and honor, science and employment (bondage). He has refused God’s solutions to world problems we created by ignoring His wisdom. The goal is not employment; that caused world problems. The goal is a garden paradise we can begin now with trees, plants and pets that provide fresh food around us. That solves all the major world problems with one strategy; yet he has no courage to encourage the people that a greater freedom and solution is available.
What can we expect in the next 100 days if he continues? Leviticus 26 shows more of the 4 x 7 curses. The swine flu will become a global pandemic, the financial crisis will worsen and the people will not have their garden paradise provision of food so chaos and violence will erupt over food. As we continue to make banks our god, they will fail and there will be no US help for homeowners to save their investments. As we make health care our god, their will only be greater costs and a system totally inadequate to meet the needs of the death and destruction that will come.
As we continue to make the military our god, there will be greater violence in Iraq and Afghanistan making a draft very reasonable and fair and troops will not leave Iraq, but more troops will go in. As we continue to make fuel and energy (nuclear, wind, solar) our gods, the costs will escalate profoundly. More polluting energy will be required to push to a better technology (that will not be found), and it will pollute us all the faster.
As we continue to make education, without God, our god for future prosperity, our people will be unprepared mentally to make use of simple techniques to solve problems with a garden paradise with animals that give fresh food around them. Their high esteem of themselves will make them unable to hear the voice of correction regarding global warming, pollution of our air, land, water and food, or other warnings and promises of God like Leviticus 11 where God names clean and unclean food, (the swine (pig) is unclean and should not be eaten ) All these are the promises of God for our good; so we would see we are going the wrong way and turn to His written word for His law for our government.
The people can email the president at WhiteHouse.gov/Contact that they want the Ten Commandments lifted up as our standard for the nation, the 7th day Sabbath of rest (the Lord’s day, Saturday) be designated as a day of no work instead of the first day which is not written in stone or elsewhere in the Bible. Then whether or not Barack Obama wants to accept that, God will see their action and prayers and cause it to come about in spite of Barack Obama. There is plenty of natural evidence and material to remove this president and his administration; and there is the swine flu that can end them and his entire family.
God has prepared the way before us if we want change to His word as IT IS WRITTEN.
Hi Marie, how’s every little thing with you today?
“want the Ten Commandments lifted up as our standard for the nation”
Soon as I get done coveting my neighbors ass.
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