Many Wonkette readers may “moonlight” as viewers of the Stephen Colbert television show, hooray. In recent weeks Colbert has made jokes about the security situation surrounding his trip to the vague “Persian Gulf” area at some point in the next few months. Thanks to Sarah Palin, we now know that this will be in Iraq, in June. Which was obvious enough (maybe?) but still… Twitter + Sarah Palin. [Videogum, Twitter]
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She’s getting herself confused with Lisa Ann. Again. Also.
No finer example of who puts the Twit in Twitter.
Sarah Palin gave Stephen Colbert a hummer? What ever happened to family values?
Thanks to your link, I see that the Governess is now in a meeting to “progress new energy.” Apparently, in the early 1970′s at least One Child was Left Behind.
holy crap her twitter page is nightmarish
How many US Americans are left that have not received a hummer from that cum dumpster? 17? 25?
It appears from Sarah’s Twatwaffle page that she’s reverted back to buying clothes off the racks at Wal-Mart and accessorizing them with fossilized bear shit.
Wow, Just wow…
[re=327570]Crab1[/re]: Not me!
Jim, what makes you think we watch Colbert? I speak for everyone here when I say that Wonkette is enough. (I don’t have a TV, anyway. I hog the computer all day at the library, refreshing Wonkette.)
“I personally believe that U.S.American, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and, uh, I believe that our soldiers like such as in, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our comedians over here in the US should help the US, er, should help So help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.”
Sara
Sarah doesn’t need to go on the Colbert Report. She’s self parodying.
She and Geraldo should get together and have the dumbest national security kids ever. Also.
Who does she think she is? Gerry Rivers aka Geraldo Rivera?
“It’s official: 13 ethics complaints against me & my office have now been dismissed by personnel board!”
This twatting snowbilly grifter isn’t fit to wear a WRISTSTRONG bracelet. (Also probably wouldn’t contribute to the Yellow Ribbon Fund.)
[re=327585]BobLoblawLawBlog[/re]:
Damn you. Jinx.
[re=327582]T. Way[/re]: refreshing Wonkette.
Stop that. Ken is sleepy.
“awesome troops.”
If I were in the same room as Palin and she were to say those two words, in just the way we are all familiar with how she would say those two words, she would not be finished pronouncing that last ‘s’ before I’d have whipped out my leatherman, sliced every major vessel in her scrawny neck – and spun them all into a cat’s cradle for her new little bastard grandchild to play with.
Look for op/ed I just wrote re: stim funds & energy codes. We need to defend state freedoms! Will provide link as soon as it’s posted.
she just said freedoms.
Maybe she’ll be there to help Colbert with security what with all her experience shooting things from helicopters.
I bet keyboard cat is basically forced to follow Sarah around all day, every day.
I bet she’s one of those RWers who thinks Colbert is really a conservative & doesn’t understand satire. She is either really stupid (which is a given) or really desperate to get back in the news…& it was such a nice quiet run there for 2 days with no news from Snowbilly.
[re=327585]BobLoblawLawBlog[/re]: [re=327586]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Look at it this way, at least we can look forward to someone smacking her in the face with a chair.
Shout-Out? Isn’t that something jazz musicians do?
[re=327590]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Ken must be sleepy considering his output lately. What’s he down to, a post in the afternoon and then one at an odd night hour?
[re=327582]T. Way[/re]: Anyway, I’m sure hard workers like Jim would tell us if there’s anything funny about politics on cable TV.
Also, I hope to never read the words “Sarah Palin blows Stephen Colbert” again in any context, ever. I mean, damn, y’all.
[re=327583]Suds McKenzie[/re]:
I hate the smileys.
This is only interesting if she’ll be wearing a burqa on the trip.
Colbert won’t be in any danger — by Iraq, Palin means Kuwait, but near the border.
[re=327613]T. Way[/re]: As the Ken Layne Media Empire grows to Murdochian proportions, we Wonketteers, who gave him his start, are left behind. Ken, Ken! Remember me? I knew you back in ’04!
[re=327607]Cathangover[/re]: No, it’s something you spray on stains before you put something in the washing machine. To get out the taint.
[re=327632]V572625694[/re]: “back in ‘04″? Isn’t that when Annamarie’s Cock was still here writing only about Anal?
[re=327622]TGY[/re]: She can just slip this on and problem solved!
Sarah, why do you hate our troops?
Take what’s her name, Bristol; our boys in Iraq need all the women they can get.
Zhu Bajie
[re=327570]Crab1[/re]: Any port in a storm! You realize most soldiers are at the age of maximum horninness, and neither Bush nor Obama has seen to arrange R&R in Thailand or wherever your favorite sex tourism place is.
Zhu Bajie
Of course, the
threefour major forms of communication: telephone, television, teleprompter, telecunt.What’s a twit to do? Also, too, she hadn’t yet figured out what to wear,so didn’t want to actually announce an appearance that she would then back out of.
Blinky Palin is all a twitter about being in the spotlight!!!
Will she wear her Beauty Queen Bathing Suit?
Will she field dress a Camel?
Parade the new Ambassador of Abstinence in front of the boys???
[re=327627]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Yes, certainly Kuwait. If you can see the country (or land there to refuel) or are generally close, it counts as foreign policy experience. Like how my stopover in Iceland made me an expert in the politics in Greenland.
In what respect, Ch … I can see Iraq from my … during my guest-spot, also, I want to bring up the way it relates to health- … say it ain’t so, Ste-.
Fuck. I think I’ve finally come down with Palinosis. The mere idea of seeing her beaming lizard face again on my laptop makes me taste puke.
Someone, please, make her stop.
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