Barack Obama Eats Another Food Item

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I’m just glad he decided not to go to a Taco Bell or the entire RW wingnut Trike Force and Lou Dobbs would have stroked out.

“Five Guys?” What is that, the Confederate version of In-n-Out? I like ours better.

Haha jalapenos. You know he did that shit on purpose.

MEAT is MURDER.

[re=327728]T. Way[/re]: I loved Brain Williams’ boot licking. “Thank you for caring.” But he didn’t ‘ho. Some staffer did.

This isn’t the Five Guys on… I Street (?near Calvary Baptist and kind of near the convention center), is it? I don’t think it is. Somebody know?

[re=327725]ManchuCandidate[/re]: It’s a fast food restaurant in America. What I mean is, We are all Taco Bell diners now.

Tonight Hannity has scheduled a condoment expert. Apparently, a real man would put habaneros or Tinian peppers on his burger. Jalapenlos are for elitist posers. They are the arugula of peppers.

[re=327744]Cicada[/re]: I can say with confidence that Five Guys kicks In-n-Out’s ass.

This is a war blog, not a civil war blog, and we can’t no more afford to rend this website apart – brother against brother, trucknutz against buttseks – fighting this fight.

But please. In & Out rulez, Five Guys droolz.

[re=327747]Cathangover[/re]: Oh that’s a Bible verse? I always assumed it was some football player’s birthday.

Meanwhile Cheney had to go to the drivethrough and order a bag of dicks.

[re=327745]mollymcguire[/re]: Is a condoment expert what I think it is? Will he/she do a demonstration on the air?

the best part is some white guy yelling at his kid to shake the man’s hand because he’s the damn president

[re=327748]problemwithcaring[/re]: [re=327744]Cicada[/re]: [re=327727]Blender[/re]: Don’t make this Texan go all Whataburger on yall’s ass.

Ha ha you guys are fighting over chain restaurants.

Seriously, Whataburger sucks . This vegetarian doesn’t eat critters anyhoo.

[re=327762]Blender[/re]: Little Debbies are the illegitimate spawn of the original southern white-trash hillbilly treat, the moon pie. I sure do miss the ones from childhood though, cuz those were bigger.

[re=327762]Blender[/re]: Dude, seriously, Little Debbie? Why don’t you just buy your snacks out of a vending machine? The preservatives will spare your funeral home the hassle of embalming you.

Somebody help me, I actually watched all 8 and a half minutes of that, and enjoyed it.

I am sad.

He keeps the Little Debbies in the freezer to keep them “fresh”.

It’s pretty cool that Hopey goes to humble restaurants and stands in line with us proles to eat dead cow on a bun. How long before he gets too “busy” to do it? Or too concerned about the disruption caused by his security.

Anyway, it’s cool now. When Clinton did it, it seemed fake. Well, this is fake too, but better nonetheless.

[re=327766]El Bombastico[/re]: He was looking up in vain for his Teleprompterz.

Jalapenos yet! Awesome.

OT a bit, but I’m compelled to relate this lovely story, because, well, just:

Last week, my American friend B. was staying with a French family in Paris. The hosts’ 5 year old daughter pointed out B. to her best friend, also 5 years old, and indicated that B. was an American. Her little companion looked baffled, then replied, “Ce n’est pas possible – il est meme pas noir!” (That’s impossible – he’s not even black!).

[re=327772]The Schadenfried PAC[/re]: beat me to it. wake up sheeples NObama Sotero is going la raza on your @$$.

1. Man, he takes his time figuring out what to order. Do we really want someone this indecisive answering that phone at 3 am? What if itt’s Kim Jong Il asking what he should get on a cheeseburger–and let’s face it, it could be. Will Obama need a teleprompter to know what to say?

2. Doesn’t it seem a breech of security for POTUS to tell everyone which hamburger is for him? Does this mean Dick Cheney will give a speech about it?

And shouldn’t he pronounce it JAL-a-peen-o, like jalopy? It’s unnatural in English to pronounce J’s as H’s, much less in Armenian.

[re=327763]hobospacejunkie[/re]: I’m so glad your vegetarian. I am except for when I have to cook for my husband–bastard. And when bbq ribs or frito chili pies are pushed under my nose.

Happily for me, no meat products (as far as I know) in Twinkies or Bama Pies. Cheap knockoffs will not do. LImeades from Braums. No discussion.

sigh, i hate the fact that i’m still proud and enamored with that flawed, imperfect, all too powerful man.

Well, he’s triangulating on a decent burger, anyway. Ray’s Hell burger > Five Guys, which ain’t even as good as Steak N Shake. Meanwhile, the greatest burgers in the freakin’ UNIVERSE are a few blocks from that Five Guys, at Good Stuff Eatery.

[re=327745]mollymcguire[/re]: A shout out to the subtle, misspelled word, ala Republican. At least, I hope condiment was misspelled on purpose. Otherwise, sorry.

[re=327750]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Your joke is so good I’m going to steal it and claim I made it up myself. Thanks.

[re=327832]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Ha I am a 43-year-old man. Apparently I sound like a little girl in writing, and I suppose I do have some supposedly girly interests (cats, baking, living off my spouse.) Also, I’ve been using the same bread recipe from The Bread Baker’s Apprentice for years; water, yeast, salt, flour.

So, light the Prez has nuthin better to do than order for everyone else too?

I, being of lower stock, would have some lackey order mine while I pawed with the folks for the camera, as I tend to say ‘uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh’ less that way. Hint Hint.

[re=327787]Blender[/re]: Now you know how I feel when children seem curious about where their kindly old mother (I can’t even type that with a straight face) gets words like asshat. It just slipped out. While decorating a grave. “What did you say, Mom?”

Little dumb bunnies didn’t even know asshat was a word.

I have two words for ya: Lance Crackers. Has to be Lance. No pretenders need apply.

[re=327744]Cicada[/re]: [re=327747]Cathangover[/re]: Wait, aren’t those Mormonical, not Biblical? I was sure the Mormons had something to do with it, although perhaps that’s just an urban legend.

I am embarrassed/not embarrassed to admit I watched the entire thing, and even called my girlfriend and told her to watch it. I think I literally am the sort of drooling-over-obama liberal that Fox believes all of america has turned into. Wait, maybe it has?!

Five guys is definitely better than In & Out, but LA’s still a way better place than the shithole DC…

[re=327779]Fox News Light[/re]: Did you see all of America’s demographics come up and shake his hand and say it was an honor — white, Asian, Hispanic-looking. Even terrorists-looking guys from Subway came in and talked, laughed, took pictures. Obama: buying hamburgers for America.

[re=327748]problemwithcaring[/re]: as someone who always stopped in Valencia on the way out of L.A. on drive to SF to hit that In ‘N Out, I have to go with Five Guys. Even without jalepenos, you could get some steamy, stinky farts from a good Double Double with onions while driving up 5.

Does Oprah know Hopey eats all this cow? Maybe she’ll change her mind and not make him President?

[re=327834]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Is this because I thought you were a woman? You have to go and ruin my last illusion about good food? What’s next, you going to tell me that soy meal starter I use for “taco” salad is destroying the Amazon Rainforest?

[re=327841]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Well, aren’t you just the smarty pants? (Quick, while Ken’s out of the room. Do you use a stone oven recipe? How do you bake it?)

Ahem, as I say saying Mr. Smart aleck. If you DID eat meat, you’d know nothing beats an onion burger from El Reno, OK. (Whew. Do you think he caught me being so OT?)

Did he secretly spread Dijon mustard on his burger? The American public deserves to know!

lol obama can’t even remember to put lettuce on his cheeseburger without teh teleprompterz

[re=327906]PsycGirl[/re]: Your instincts are correct about the genesis of your snacks. Pure chemical goodness. But as with all things, moderation.

[re=327913]DustBowlBlues[/re]: I would love to have a stone oven but no, I bake bread in a baguette pan in our electric oven. I have a pizza baking stone but I only use that for pizza. It works great for bread, but it takes at least an hour to heat to 500° and doing that every night is kind of pointless when the baguette pan works as well. The secret of the recipe I use, from The Bread Baker’s Apprentice, is ice cold water. Throw the dough in the fridge & the yeast works slowly. One batch of dough will last us 5 days at least.

I don’t know if soy is destroying the rainforest, but a friend just returned from Argentina where she said they grow tons of soy but she couldn’t find tofu anywhere in Buenos Aires. So if it’s not destroying rainforest, take solace in the fact that the poors there can’t eat it because it’s exported for hard foreign currency.

I wasn’t around earlier. Had a 10:30pm co-ed indoor soccer game with my WIFE. Actually I’m somewhat flattered you thought I was female. I hope it means I don’t come across as a macho manly man. Lascauxcaveman says I can’t possibly be a macho manly man since I bake bread, like cats, live off my wife, etc. But I do look the part. I haven’t eaten critters in 20 years but I smoke like a chimney…

[re=327769]Cicada[/re]: Are there still Rapture place mats and the like? With airliners crashing because the pilot’s been taken off to Heaven?

Zhu Bajie

[re=327741]CaiteeCruelle[/re]: Nah, it’s the one on M street near the Navy Yard.

I thought this was going to be another cute thing but Obama takes so long ordering his meal, it reminded me of when my elderly father insists on doing everyone’s orders and takes 5 hours just to do the soda orders. HURRY UP YOU OLD MAN THEY ARE JUST WORDS WHO TAKES THAT LONG TO READ “TOMATOES”?

The President masticating is so “Bush-Cheney era!” Lawds, it was the only thing “Noodles Bush” could talk about with any kind of disastrous attempt at pseudo-intellectual heft.

“(giggle) I’m lookin’ forward to lunch! LUNCH! We are getting ready to eat some pig! Hey, Merkle where’s the kraut, Kraut? Want a back rub? (giggle)”

Michelle should put a stop to this. Banging the intern is a much healthier stress reliever.

So, I gather by this In and Out v. Five Dudes discussion that the only Californie burger I ever ate, FatBurger, is looked down upon? It was 1985, four years before I gave up critters. I remember a burger with a fried egg on top, and it was yummo. If I ate that now my delicate, like a flower, digestive tract would mark that burger Return to Sender & deliver in a violent manner, slightly digested and smelling of ass. But I digress. Does FatBurger of 24 years ago compare to the tasty burger joints of today? And do In n Ouy or 5 Guise offer a (usually these I find epicac-worthy) veggie burger worth eating?

Ugh, I HATE when people start off ordering by saying, “I need…”
But yeah, I watched the whole damn thing too. Man, I still can’t stop watching him.

I watched every second. How lame is that? He’s so cool, he can munch on peanuts, talk to people with his mouth full and not look like a complete rube.

[re=327833]Lazy Media[/re]: Hot damn, i cannot wait to check out Good Stuff! Five Guys has been disappointing me lately.

What do vegetarians have against plants? They don’t moo or lick your hand, but they are very much alive — why isn’t harvesting them “murder”? It’s pure PETAganda. I eat veggies enthusiastically, as I do meat, fish and most foods this side of Zimmerman’s wacky cable show. As a patriotic American, I try to follow the official US Dept. of Agriculture Food Pyramid, which is good for me and good for America! Perhaps it’s time for vegetarians to accept full responsibility, in these critical times, for being at the very top of the food chain.

[re=327915]DustBowlBlues[/re]: i am so very very sorry. i was so hoping she would turn up. i lost my huge fat asshole tabby alpha male (who would hug you back) in december and i’m still not done with the weeping.

on another topic, why are the irish in this place?

[re=327911]ZiPPerHEaD[/re]: Oops, should have read ALL the comments before posting!

I thought he only ate Rap Snacks???

[re=328226]DustBowlBlues[/re]: I hope that weed’s organic. I don’t smoke or drink but I do swear like a chimney. If a chimney swore.

The weed’s not organic. The weed is Camel Lights. My wife smokes a lotta weed. I am not really allowed to do drugs anymore (see fourth & fifth syllables of my screen name.)

[re=328049]chascates[/re]:

I’d settle for a $1 bag of dicks now that they’ve closed down the erotic services section on Craigslist.

Hahah his agents must LOVE when he does this shit.