At least there’s some basic Internet incompetence we can laugh at, together, as a nation. But this is probably the first post on the National Review online comedy hour, The Corner, that doesn’t fail every basic test of intellect and reason. [The Corner]
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Everyone said it couldn’t be done…
Rich Lowry’s very existence fails every basic test of intellect and reason.
I could probably give you twenty different reasons why Lowry’s post is (as usual) full of shit, but I haven’t the time, the patience, nor the inclination.
NOOO! They’re not going to mix serif and sans-serif, are they? Disgusting.
He was trying to type “FIRST POST!!!2!!!”
and only ask that you don’t hate us and murder us in return.” Bush tried to deliver the same message over and over again but nobody could hear him over the roar of the missile strikes
Is this that open thread for comments that Wonkette was promising?
Here’s something: When I try to pronounce “Koran/Quran” it comes out rhyming with “moran”. When Obama says it, it rhymes with “moron”. This is a very interesting observation, probably.
06/04? That’s day/month! Those anti-European bastards! Completely offensive, imho. Jesus Christ, who do they think they are, dissing their European allies in the war on terror. No wonder the US can’t get any respect, with these dickless trolls at the National Review.
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trucknutz, ftw, etc. Also.
If the internet could fart, this post would be the equivalent of smelling it.
Looks like Obama’s speech exploded Lowry’s brain. Oh, wait…
I anticipate some awesome twitterage from Rich ‘Starbursts’ Lowry to come. He & old Walnuts will have to arm wrestle for the most twitterer followers.
Who is this person, and what has he done with Rich Lowry?
It’s offensive, believe it, you just don’t know how yet. It’s probably a “test(icle whipping) post”.
This is actually just another example of the suck that is Thursday, June 04, 2009.
[re=332147]dijetlo[/re]: Bush tried to deliver the same message over and over again
It’s all in the way you say it. For some reason when Dubya told the Islamic world, “Our crusade to bring freedom to you uncivilized heathens would go a lot better if you just shut up and bent to our yoke,” its essential compassion seemed to get lost in translation.
Yeah, but Ken didn’t you see the Obama money shower picture at the top of the page?
http://www2.nationalreview.com/ads/images/ad_subscribe_corner_041509.jpg
postillionage – “Test postillionage on every SCOTUS candidate.” That’s what he was trying to type, he just hit the carriage return by mistake.
Then again, why would that be offensive, or any different from the current process?
[re=332148]rmontcal[/re]: Since Barry Soetero spent his youth at a jihadist bomb-making school in Indonesia while learning specific Koron verses justifying the killing of infidels, his pronunciation of Quron is undoubtedly the correct one.
ur doing it rite, rich!
[re=332161]19kevin8[/re]: Just wait, that suck will be reflected in the “comment of the day”, which will make me want to kill myself, or torture a kitten.
[re=332161]19kevin8[/re]: Today could be worse. You could be David Carradine. Poor Grasshopper.
His most cogent, thought-provoking piece ever/yet.
[re=332174]natoslug[/re]: =(
Bill killed Bill.
[re=332193]19kevin8[/re]: Hopefully there’s no underage ladyboys/meth connection to his death. Americans go to Thailand for reasons other than sex with minors, right?
Nancy was happy that the new black lady kept the china looking so nice. And she could see herself in that freakishly reflective tabletop!
Somehow, Lowry failed the Turing test and beat the Kobayashi Maru.
[re=332162]SayItWithWookies[/re]: “Our crusade to bring freedom to you uncivilized heathens would go a lot better if you just shut up and bent to our yoke,”
Which just feeds back into the “Why is everybody trying to oppress the white man with incessant demands for equality and (ick!) compassion?”
Listen, do you people want us to bring the Vikings back? The Crusaders? The Klan? No? Then shut the fuck up and pick my cotton. They’re just too damn uppity for their own good.
Sign, signifier, signified BEEYOTCH!
[re=332202]natoslug[/re]: He was “making a movie”.
[re=332202]natoslug[/re]: Yeah, they go for ping pong and dart shows. That shit is fucking AMAZING!
[re=332145]GinnyRED57[/re]: Motherfucker! They do mix up their serifs!
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
[re=332163]NoWireHangers[/re]: Ha ha, they’re “Standing Athwart Washington Liberals Yelling Stop!” That’s just wrong. Because one, they’re the minority party, they’d be the ones on the bottom. And two, if Washington liberals were underneath them (presumably sucking them off, which I wouldn’t put it past Harry Reid to do) you can be damn sure what they were yelling wouldn’t be “stop”.
[re=332148]rmontcal[/re]: I’m going to guess that Arabic pronunciation of “a” is similar to most other languages and is always “a” as in “father” rather than the harsh English “a” as in “Ann.” Once again, Barry’s being an elitist show-off with his knowing things!
Test post schmest schmost. He has porn on his other monitor.
[re=332163]NoWireHangers[/re]: The last elegant black man I saw make it rain like that was Flo Rida on the Howard Stern Show.
Gah. Multiple tab FAIL. Sorry, Wonksters. Call it a test post.
Sadly, Rich Lowery could not allow the one comment that ever made sense on the Corner to endure, and had re-edited it so that it sounds like all the other babble over there.
Like most Conservatives, it tested positive.
All I feel, looking at that, is the dread. For the test post promises the delivery of a real post, a post full of ranting and raving and drool and logic that goes in circles til it spirals inevitably into madness, madness I say! DON’T THREATEN ME, RICH LOWRY!
Whenever I get tired of dealing with reality at work I like to view The Corner for a break. Sometimes when they advertise their boat cruise I imagine what it must look like when they all show up at once and get out of the same small car to get on the boat.
“I am so smart, S_M_R_T.”
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