Most Americans, if given five extra dollars of disposable income, will spend it on either a) upgrading their cable subscription or b) prostitutes. But this makes the prostitution industry terribly vulnerable to fluctuations in their patrons’ personal income, which is why one Nevada brothel is looking to expand its offerings. Huzzah, diversification!
Bobbi Davis is looking for male prostitutes to help expand the clientele at the Shady Lady Ranch, her small roadside brothel about 150 miles north of Las Vegas.
“We’ve had requests for men in the past, and there’s nothing else like this out there,” she said.
Yeah sure why not! Many Republican males are retiring from Congress in the coming year or two, and they can’t all “cover their nut” with Social Security checks and a part-time gig as a Wal-Mart cashier. A fruitful second career awaits servicing other Republican males, in Nevada.
Nev. brothel hopes male prostitutes boost business [AP]
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Maybe I can get a job and move back home to Vegas…
You know it’s bad when David Carradine can’t even afford a prostitute in Thailand. Too soon?
On the plus side, Repugs are mostly bottoms and are used to whoring for cash (er, campaign contributions.)
Wham bam thank you man?
“Shady Lady Ranch” will have to have some new name? Or an asterisk?
My job search options have hit a new low…
I think that there would be an equally robust market for men servicing Republican wives. Those evangelicals and political groupies are horny little devils and “God” KNOWS there husbands aren’t hitting enough.
“We’ve had requests for men in the past, and there’s nothing else like this out there,” she said.
Seriously? In Vegas? I would have thought Siegfried & Roy alone could have supported a small cottage industry.
“Seducing a woman and seducing a man in a brothel environment are different things completely. One can take a few minutes, the other can take hours. It wouldn’t make money,” he said.
Okay, that’s a brothel lobbyist talking. But still — seducing? Does this guy know what happens in the business he represents? I don’t think charming conversation and foot rubs kick it off. Although now I understand why they’re not making lots of money.
I always figured tea-bagging was a gateway drug to this sort of thing.
Is that the sound of Ann Coulter taking out a second mortgage to pay for her new habit?
Male prostitutes service the two stupidest sectors of the population: women paying for sex and republicans.
Whoa. For a minute there, before the jump, I thought you were going to tell me I was going to have to go to a brothel to upgrade my cable subscription.
[re=333086]rereridiculous[/re]: win.
It’s gotten so bad that the Chicken Ranch just outside La Grange is being literal; i.e. two bits gets you 30 minutes with a chicken.
How many men will be turned gay if they have the opportunity to choose between fucking a man vs a woman at the brothel? Just imagine some poor fool being told that all the ladies are currently unavailable, but did you want to try a man today???
Role Play costumes at the new ranch;
1. Sexy nurse
2. French maid
3. Rich defense industry lobbyist
SKS, I can’t be bothered to keep up with the comings and goings of the average American.
What? Won’t internet porn suffice in this economy?
[re=333097]norbizness[/re]: Guy walks into a brothel, plunks down $50 and says, “I want to get it on with a chick.” They take his money, usher him into a dark room; when his eyes focus, he realizes he’s in there with, not a woman, but a chicken. Nevertheless, he’s extremely horny, so he chases the squawking fowl around the room, finally catches it and does the deed. A week later, he’s back and is clearer about his intentions. They apologize, say none of the women are available, but for $20, he can watch a man and woman having sex. He takes his seat in a row with other men, looking through portholes at a couple engaged in the act; works up a good sweat and tells the guy next to him, “This is pretty good.” Guy says, “This is nothing. You should have been here last week; there was a guy fucking a chicken!”
Two words. Plastics. Batteries. As long as these are in supply, no need no male prostitutes for the first population mentioned by [re=333086]rereridiculous[/re]:
[re=333083]nappyduggs[/re]: Coulter can’t join a convent. He’s a dude. However, he could make some serious scratch servicing pervert republicans who’ve yet to discover this essential truth.
See? Legalize gay marriage, and the next thing you know, women and gay men are paying for sex.
It’s a mixed-up muddled-up world now!
[re=333099]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: You sir have hit on the distinction that is used throughout most of the world between being “Gay” and engaging in “gay sex”. See, in the Middle East and many South Asian Muslim countries it is acceptable to engage in “gay sex” but it’s death if you are “Gay”. I think it probably goes back to being a male-dominated culture of nomads and, well, when you are out in the desert and all you have is your buddy or the Camel…well…
Now, many Europeans and many other world cultures are comfortable with this distinction, but here in America, the simpletons who make up the vast majority of the GOP, evangelicals and outright homophobes cannot for the lives of them disntinguish between what is an EMOTIONAL act and what is a PHYSICAL\SEXUAL act.
All the republicans that constantly get caught are merely doing the physical part and their own simplistic reasoning makes them freaking crazy. If they argue it’s only sex, then they are damned and cannot rationalize their homophobia and if they choose to ignore this reality then they are “Gay” and they cannot deal with that either. Kind of fun watching them spin inside this illogical loop.
[re=333097]norbizness[/re]: Two bits? I could make myself a really cheap chicken sammich in those 30 minutes. Suckers!
[re=333119]AfghanVet[/re]: Hmm, I don’t think dudes fucking dudes and being gay are quite as independent as you suggest. Just sayin’.
Yeah I saw this posted already on Monster.com.
Bad move. If she wants more Republican business, she needs to open a Furry Brothel.
[re=333128]Internally valid[/re]: Perhaps…but that rationalization drives ALL KINDS of man on man fun in a lot of the countries I have served in.
“Meanwhile, Davis is drawing up her help wanted ad. She said she’ll be looking for one or two men “in good shape, in their mid-30s to 50s.”
Yur doin’ it wrong. Import a few Dominican house boys if you want to bring in the Republican high rollers, (I’m looking at you, Rush.)
Next we’ll be paying to have sex with rocks!
[re=333077]Min[/re]: Would the cottage be a log cabin?
“First the plants close, then come the whores with their little bee-hind shake!”
You people are just awful. What would ‘Bill’ say about these comments?
[re=333079]SayItWithWookies[/re]: WIN!
We at the Gigolos and Hos Political Action Committee (GHOPAC) remind you to FRICKIN’ STFU and let legitimate business operators diversify as needed in these tough financial times. If a lady or Republican wants to buy sex, well caveat emptor, consummatum est, conlige suspectos semper habitos, bis in die, and so forth. It ain’t like it’s easy, you know.
“Licensing male prostitutes might be a problem. State law allows for legal prostitutes of both genders, but the health codes that regulate the business largely are written to apply to female prostitutes. That includes a requirement that the working girls have mandatory cervical exams.
“It’s kind of hard to do that with a man,” Davis said.
Dr. Frist, when you’re done diagnosing brain activity by watching a home video, Larry Craig and Mark Foley are here for their cervical exams.
[re=333147]AfghanVet[/re]: As well as in boarding schools and (OH NOES say it ain’t so) the US military.
[re=333108]hobospacejunkie[/re]: But the priesthood would welcome shim because of the whole male repubelickans liking to schtup underagelings in bunny suits thing, also and etc. I learn something new everyday whilst Wonking.
The word I’ve heard is, the women prostitutes welcome the move. They were getting so sick of having to turn down requests to do the buttsecks. “Well, Joe is our new buttsecks specialist. Hang on while I go grab him.”
[re=333163]TGY[/re]: Cur non mitto meos tibi, TGI, libellos? / Ne mihi tu mittas, TGI, tuos
If the former Congressmen are covering their nuts, they will be not be satisfying their new customers, teabag-wise.
[re=333106]gjdodger[/re]: What is this joke, like 30 years old? older???
If they put this in the Sierras, they could offer mountin’ men. (rimshot)
[re=333179]x111e7thst[/re]: Then again, estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? .
You know, they could take care of this problem if they simply outsourced the labor to India.
Close down the brothels just like the auto dealers. I say cut out the middle man, unless that’s specifically what you are paying for.
Cottontail Ranch is still better— and crustier.
[re=333229]Paul Tardy[/re]: Government brothels?
[re=333341]CockedAle[/re]: That’s like sex by committee. Hm. Might be pretty good if it’s the right committee.
[re=333279]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Did you say cruisier?
If we are going to have male prostitutes, we need to make sure we regulate and tax them. Only by punishing them, with brutal fiscal tactics, will they really put out the real goodies
There’s everything so very sad about prostitution, I can’t muster any wit for it.
This can be nice options for the corrupt retired politicians.
Can someone explain to me why women like male strippers (and presumably male prostitutes) who wear that bow-tie and collar thingy with no shirt attached. To me, that is the unsexiest thing ever.
Um, and soon Andy Stern is going to want to unionize these guys. If done right, it would do wonders for his numbers! Remember, you heard it here first.
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