HMM. And what is with the clown socks? [TMZ]
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Jeebus Tap-dancin’ Christ on a pogo-stick!
Of course Poppy has been hanging out with Bill Clinton a lot the past decade.
It’s never good when people can legitimately say that Bill Clinton has better taste in the ladies than you do.
That’s where Tom Delay’s been.
just…eww. that cougar needs to be spayed.
He’s not into it — he only gets turned on by girls who look like linebackers.
So wrong. So, so wrong.
They have a survey on the TMZ site where you can choose between GHW and Clinton for who’s tapped more ass. Needless to say Clinton is in the lead.
His wattles appear to cast an inordinate amount of shade.
Dayum! This shatters my preconceptions of Sr. I thought he liked banging women that look like grandmas.
WHEREZ THE ALT TEXT ON THIS PHOTO
That dude’s gross. Both of them.
That is Ted Haggard.
What more could you ask for?
Fake dyed hair? Check
Bottom of right boob popping from under the bikini top? Check.
A “War Face” from Full Metal Jacket? Check and double check.
I believe the socks are an allusion to his wig from that Simpson’s episode. Or something.
Don’t be fooled. It’s actually a 14 year old boy in drag.
Well, you don’t get the nickname “Magog” without earning it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skull_and_Bones#Lore
“George H. W. Bush was “Magog,” a name reserved for a member considered to have the most sexual experience.”
[re=335084]4tehlulz[/re]: Oh God, Oh God..a bananna hammock and Barbie Bush, what the fuck is in the water in Maine?
[re=335092]magic titty[/re]: Yes, that totally is a man. Just in time for DC Pride Week!
[re=335097]rereridiculous[/re]: BTW…on her left calf…Is that a patch of hair? o_0 Maybe it is a 14 year old boy.
He doesn’t look like he’s having fun. He actually looks like he’s wheezing and crying for help.
Damn, where was the Secret Service?
That she kind of looks like a he. But, hey, I think he’s used to women who look like ugly men (yes, I’m talking about Babs).
Neil got a makeover?
Wow, Palin really looks bad without makeup.
Uh, isn’t that Sheila Grogan from Novi?
That was for his 84th birthday, so he probably didn’t have an erection and will never have an erection again. The world would have been saved if only that were the case about 65 years ago.
She’s kinda meth-y.
Needs a Nightmare Fuel tag.
/Deadspin
You won’t catch former Presidents Jimmy Carter or Gerald Ford in a distasteful, obscene, disgusting photo like this.
What is he doing with the hand we can’t see that’s making her look like that? It must be something evil.
Look at those toes and tell me evolution isn’t true.
He’s gonna break a hip.
That girl should not be sitting on that corpse.
Well, that does it, I’m off sex for at least another decade.
She(?) looks like a biter.
At least we can eliminate the possibility that somebody photoshopped another face on top of Babs’ body.
[re=335112]Dave J.[/re]: Only Mad Dogs and meth heads go out in the Texas noonday sun.
Naw, that’s his RealDoll™ ventriloquist puppet.
A $2 lapdance is NEVER a good idea.
[re=335118]Larry Fine[/re]: Nixon and LBJ, either. Oh wait…they’re dead. Dignified, but dead.
I think he might be penetrating.
Someone get that girl a sandwich.
He looks like he’s searching deep in his memory banks for the next move to make. It’s in there – but it’s lost.
What’s with her(?) expression? It looks like she’s trying to pinch a loaf. Is GHWB into that sort of thing?
At least one of those bushes needs a shave.
MK Ultra Butterfly sent by the Russians.
see, this recession has hurt everyone. back in early ’07, when we were all having coke-fueled orgies from the record setting profits of exxon and halliburton/kbr, our favorite president named George Bush could afford the likes of Teri Hatcher. now, even our best president from 1989-1992 has to cut costs and go to regular old west side of houston brothels. a very sad day indeed. the half-breed muslin terrorists have won.
My father-in-law has Alzheimer’s. I know that lost, “help-me” look all too well.
“I’m not smiling, I’m wincing.”
[re=335147]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: I was thinking “it’s hard to smile when you’re trying not to fart”.
this looks really familiar…
He turned Democrat ! Good for him!
[re=335103]tunamelt[/re]: He does look scared. I’d say we should help him, but the evil old bastard has earned whatever he gets.
[re=335098]The Station Manager[/re]: A distinction that allows the bearer to be the pivot-man of the weekly circle-jerk.
[re=335157]A Better American Than YOU[/re]: She has that “ew. this old guy smells like mothballs.” which i know …oh i know.
She is Racquel Welch.
Seems like bones rubbing together with all that dried brush for kindling would start a fire.
Who would have thought that Bush Sr. good get better ladyz than John Edwards.
[re=335162]El Pinche[/re]: I dunno. Look more carefully. I’m not convinced.
Oh shit, is that one of W’s twins on a bad day? Probably not, but its the first thing that comes to my mind when GOP boyz seem to be interested in the girlz
[re=335098]The Station Manager[/re]:
He had the “most sexual experience” because he was married at the time.
That’s a woman!?
Someone Photoshopped a woman’s head onto Lieberman’s body. Or is that Aaron Schock in wig?
Isn’t that Buffy Whippleton, Social Secretary for Late Night Shots? That picture was taken at the Georgetown roof-top patio pool on O Street NW of Harrington Copperthorpe, the current LNS President. Geez, doesn’t everyone know Buffy and Harrington?
What are those weird letter-type orbs floating in front of them?
[re=335147]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: I was somewhat taken with mild amusement by the comments, until yours. Now I can’t stop laughing-crying. Scat humor does that to me.
That look on his face is him pondering whether it would be worse to have a transvestite sitting on his lap in real life, or to be suffering under an Alzheimer-induced hallucination of a transvestite sitting on his lap. The whole thing was set up by Joseph Heller in order to get George Bush to finally develop a more fulsome appreciation of the contributions of his generation.
HMM. And what is with the clown socks?
Blue bloods trying to do their own laundry. NEVER wash whites with colors. But whatta machine that must be man…..
I’m not an obscenely rich motherfucker, perhaps, but I like to think of myself as a hip tolerant guy. But even I would think twice before inviting the cast from A Chorus Line to cavort in their bathing suits at my pool house and have pictures taken while some of them sat on my johnson.
I think we all know why she’s gritting her teeth.
Grossness, HW’s even got his “O” face on.
“Hey Bar! When did Neil give up the oriental girls?”
The more senile he gets, the more he looks like his most famous son.
So… what do you think about this photo, Gary Hart?
Wasp socks. He saves the argyle for formal occasions.
She’s got that Completely Crazy Dyed Shank Look that I, for one, really go for.
Or “for which, I, for one, really go,” if you’re one of those Harvard Weirdos who refused to end a sentence in a preposition.
That kind of thing up for which we will not put, and all that.
Go Poppy, you Yalie, you!
[re=335228]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: “Give up oriental girls”?!?
Never have. Never will.
Who knew the roaches grew so big in Maine?
[re=335171]liquiddaddy[/re]: You sure you didn’t mean “dried bush”?
HW’s all: hey wouldja lookit me! I’m all: I’d rather not, thanks. Some things are best left out of the imagination, and this fits that category.
Just asking: Should some people not wear bikinis?
It must have been Bring a Skank to the Senior Center Day.
I assume this photo was taken at Berlusconi’s villa in Sardinia? Gracias, El Pais!
Oh Good Lord in Heaven, it’s going to take me days to get this image out of my head…Thanks fellas…
(look 2 ellipsis – does this mean I can be on SCOTUS?)
Why is Carrot Top sitting on that man’s lap?
[re=335276]Neilist[/re]: Did you know that your favorite wolf fell victim to the banhammer? Sorry for your loss.
I think she is sitting on his “Monkey Business”. No, not Gary Hart’s Yacht!
From the Anals of History: Gary Hart’s T-shirt says: Crew of the Monkey Business Ha Ha
http://radioactiveliberty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/garyhartdonnarice01.jpg
CNN says 41′s going sky-diving Friday with that Robin Meade chick — to celebrate his birthday.
We’ll be burying 41 on Saturday. Too much excitement for him in one week.
“Is this the pocket where Poppy keeps his cash?”
[re=335332]Nerdalicious[/re]:
You must be a brave man to have traveled through all of those ancient holes to retrieve that pic.
Guess she figured out why they call him ‘Poppy.’
Damn you Newell. I can never unsee that.
What to do when cuttin’ the brush isn’t enough.
This poolside event brought to GHWB’s diminishing recall The Supremes’ 1965 Grammy hit, “Tranny Love ” and the good times, good times, at Kennebunkport while George was doing his homo-erotic cheerleader routine at a boys’ prep school. http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/cheerleader_bush.jpg
Let the old man have his fun.
But notice how the she-male is pushing his hand away. Bitch.
[re=335335]WickedWitch[/re]: I believe that it’s called “skin diving”.
“It’s good to be the King!”
Being the 84 yr old ex President and father of George and Jeb, not so much.
Her hair color is not a color that is found in nature and he looks like he was awakened from a nap in that lawn chair when she flopped down on him. I do not believe his is a “willing” participant in this photo shoot (probably realizing it was going to show up here).
As to the socks, well, whaddya expect? He’s a retired Yalie Preznit. That’s what they wear.
Do you think this geezer really believes that one of his sons is ever going to come to the “home” and take dad back to the house? Hahahahahaha!!!
This reminds me of those “What’s grosser than gross?” jokes.
What? How? What?
some assisted living facilities give more assistance for different kinds of living than others. Also, don’t forget what happened when pappy Bush tried to buy new socks in 1992.
I, uh, would NOT hit that.
Wrap it up twice Georgie boy!
[re=335082]SayItWithWookies[/re]: And the Quaker Oats man.
It’s OK evrybody she’s post op.
Back to the Furries, Wonkette do we have a firm commitment on Anthrocon, Pittsburg, Pa, July 2-5, or not?
[re=335416]Paul Tardy[/re]: Not unless you learn how to spell PittsburgH.
Bob Dole to 41: “George, I told you to make sure you wear your glasses after you take that Viagra I gave you. Oh well, at least that’s not Adam Lambert.”
[re=335411]AutomaticPilot[/re]: Picky. Newt would never reject such an option unless his current wife were in a healthy condition and could fight back. I mention this purely FWIW.
She’s crushing the urine right outta his Pampers.
Plus, he looks like the Shoney’s Big Boy.
[re=335494]Mike Steele[/re]: You made me chuckle.
[re=335195]thefrontpage[/re]: They’re some of the “thousand points of light” he was always talking about. Little did he know that they only come out when a presidential candidate or ex – president has a boner. This explains why Clinton won in 92′.
Boy, he has bad taste! Can’t Neale fix him up with some Shanghai hookers?
Zhu Bajie
Is that the lady from Kindergarten Cop?
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