Here is some bad-ass Jeep-looking thingy with a wee, left-of-center set of blue balls. Avid local Nutz-watcher Brian S. saw this spectacle this morning on K Street, and he is still weeping, but at least we have proof that these elusive ornaments have actually made it this far north (for the summer, presumably).
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Hangs to the far left. Must be Chomsky.
Hangin’ to the left huh?
Are these Bill Kristol’s Bibi-sized nutz?
That is one sad sack.
This was a compromise. The driver’s wife said there’s no way you’re hanging those near my side of the car. You can have them only if they are subtle and tasteful and they stay over there.
Wow, they’re blue and yet still so small. Hang in there Lindsey, the new batch of congressional pages are arriving soon.
These are your nutz after you take steroids for a long time…
Wow, someone found a way to make truknutz even more tasteless.
Eric Holder is that you?
My best guess is that this truck had a conjoined twin in utero that never fully formed and was absorbed by its sibling. This shifting of the Nutz is a result of having to make room for the extra equipment at an early stage of development. I’ll bet if you put that baby on a lift you’d see a tiny vestigial transmission tucked under there, too.
nice dong.
[re=338693]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Transfercase?
Wee balls wobble, but they don’t fall down.
Thanks for calling those things tiny and making me feel even more inadequate.
What’s with the license plate number redaction? Is someone afraid that mister blueballs will be offended?! I say if you’re letting your scrotum hang free, you’ve pretty much given up your right to privacy.
Do guys with trucknutz tingle a little every time they shift gears?
Blue Balls…perhaps because Maryland is solidly Blue. This driver must be from that “Rednecks For Obama” group. Mystery solved. Or he’s married.
That is a lamentable display of “pride.”
Red neck, white socks and tiny blue baaaaalllllls.
if you put TruckNutz on a Prius to you get Priapism?
Is that a Maryland plate? Steele? Are you just stone-cold-keepin’-it-realllzzz?
Avid nutz watcher makes for one hell of a business card.
Maryland would be comparing the First Lady to a gorilla if it hadn’t carved out a square for DC lo those many years ago. And by that, I mean it sucks.
Clearly that’s Barbara Mikulski’s car.
I have often thought that Hummers and other such vehicles should come with a bummper sticker that says, “Yes, my dick really is that small”. But this works, too.
So, Jeeps dress left?
How repressed does a guy have to be to still have blue balls AFTER getting a Hummer?
Should one be elumbated and be required to absquatulate in an aerumnous manner, one’s trucknutz must be exiguous and sinistra.
This is not adoxography, but my ambisinistrous use of sesquipedality could well make me “Poobah of the Day” in that competitive agon.
If there’s another photo of this Hummer with a member of Blue Man Group at the wheel, by all means put this in the Library of Congress collection.
Dear Wonkette
I don’t have a truck but I do have nutz. What does that make me?
Yours,
Rajul
They’re like an actual pair of nuts, only smaller.
[re=338758]One Yield Regular[/re]: I think its maybe a Jeep Wrangler, which means his nutz are like, microscopic.
All balls, no dick.
I have a question. Do Truck Nutz hang lower in the summer time, you know, cuz of the heatz and humidityz?
This is what happens if you let the erection last more than four hours.
In addition to blue balls, it looks like that poor jeep has a bit of incontinence, too.
It’s been said before, but I am moved to say it again. I had no idea Truck Nutz were real, in the “dangling scrotum, just got out of the hot tub, why would anyone really do that” kind of way.
Honestly, I thought they were an ironic reference to fuzzy dice or other rear-view mirror paraphernalia.
Is that a discarded condom under the car, and what is up with that spill? Also.
It’s so appropriate that this Jeep and its accessory were found on K Street — home to whore-lobbyists.
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