Let’s hope our President finds the wars soon, and that the wars are safe. [NYT]
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I utterly fail to see the relevency of this post to boning Argentine poon.
Does this mean we’ll have pix of Iraq and Afghanistan on our milk cartons?
I don’t think Obama should spend any time looking for those wars; they weren’t very good to start with. Just go out and buy a couple of new ones.
I think they’re somewhere along the Appalachian trail.
Why didn’t Bush think of that? All he was trying to find were Weapons of Mass Destruction.
A lot better to misplace a war than lose it!
Are our wars in Argentina? Just cold driving down the coast?
The U.N. really needs to start a lost and found. Remember when Liechtenstein went missing for a whole week back in 86? Turned out it too was sleeping with some big boobed hoochey from Argentina, but still, we were worried sick!
Hide ‘n go seek? I once was lost, but now I’m found? The dog ate my war?
I don’t know where the wars went, and neither do their spouses or security details, but their government vehicles were spotted at the local airport.
Like Dumbya said, [they've] “got to be here somewhere”…
They could also be with my car keys.
To lose one would be unfortunate, two is merely careless.
I’ve found these wars to have sucked terribly.
Regards,
Magic Titty
[re=347709]Mahousu[/re]: Shit, it took us ten years to build Saddam Hussein up into a credible adversary and how often do third world Islamic extremist governments simply step up and volunteer to get smoked?
These are two gold plated, USDA/Trilateral Commission grade ‘A’ perma-wars which represent two decades of effort for the Neo-Con fringe.
The guiding principle today however isn’t ideological, it’s pragmatic. These wars are stimulative for the economy while simultaneously reminding everyone that all Republicans are violent retards who fuck up everything they touch.
“Signing a war-finding bill”
Is that by any chance be a metaphor for something else? Like “Hiking in the Appalachians” is?
finders keepers
[re=347736]DC Spring[/re]: Whoop whoop whoop! Obscure Oscar Wilde reference!!!
It’s OK. Republicans will find us some more.
Finders keepers, I say. Maybe we’ll get lucky and North Korea will find Afganistan or something.
Is that a war in your pocket, or you just happy to invade me.
[re=347742]Jenny Sanford[/re]: damn it.
Don’t we have a family plan for these contingencies? Like when my younger son was, um, misplaced at the Renaissance Faire?
Why don’t they just wage war on Pottery Barn and then the whole thing could come full circle..
[re=347744]Joshua Norton[/re]: Ah, an OOW. I would apologize, but not in a four-letter month.
Loosely quoting Dan Quayle:
“What a TERRIBLE thing it is to lose one’s war, or never to have had a war to begin with, how true those words are, even today…”
I don’t have a clue where they were, but they’ll undoubtedly be in the last place they look. Now if they could just remember where they had them last…
[re=347723]Words[/re]: Who lost Canada? Was it you or was it me? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpNoniDH6IY
[re=347713]hockeymom[/re]: “along the Appalachian trail”
I would have posted that first, if only I could have spelled Appalachia.
[re=347744]Joshua Norton[/re]: Kudos for getting the Oscar Wilde tribute. Not that I would have.
[re=347717]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: Those were Reagan’s last words before Alzheimer’s set in. For that reason Oakland was bombed rather than Vladivostok. T’ant pis.
[re=347702]WadISay[/re]: War on the Mooslins! You know, they bein’ war-mongerin’ polygamists and all, who hate our dumbocracy and libertines.
[re=347771]artbot2000[/re]: …It can be seen in the potatoe, which wants to move forward to tomorrow, all the while moving past to the back.
Surely this was something slipped into the bill by John McCain and Lindsey Graham. Does the bill also say “Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran”?
Oh the devil with the print screen function. Can’t but edit nothin’ nowadays. Obv what this is is a case of budget cuts leading to copywriting responsibilities going to the interns, and chilruns these daze rely solely on there Spell Checker for correct usage. (Yes, I did that on purpose if u caught it.) I saw this epidemic hit the local papers last year and now, sadly, it has spread to the Grey Lady. It’s the end of Proper Usuage 4-eva. RIP.
Shouldn’t cost much. Wars are noisy and hence pretty easy to find.
Just cut Michael Goldfarb open like they did in Jaws.
After you sift through the license plates, dead hookers, and undigested spam, i bet you find at least one or two little skirmishes in there.
It’s a typo. Should be “Obama Sings about Bill O’Reilly going to War.”
This is why we can’t have nice things.
What’s all the hoopla about? We’ll learn in the next few days that the wars just wanted to go off alone, clear their heads, and such. Maybe even get laid. Leave’em be, I say.
[re=347744]Joshua Norton[/re]: Concur! Pass the cucumber sandwiches!
I remember when I was a kid. Me and the neighborhood war would steal a couple of apples from the kitchen counter and be gone for hours.
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