• February 11, 2012

Our hardworking House of Representatives took a break from bickering about health care and carbon dioxide to pass a quick “most uncontroversial resolution ever” yesterday, one authorizing the new $600 million+ (taxpayer funded!) Capitol Visitors Center — basically a museum about the history of the Capitol building — to hammer a dinky plaque to the wall thanking the Slaves for, you know, “building the Capitol.” It passed by a vote of 399-1, so as a byproduct we now have mathematically infallible litmus test results that determine, officially, who is the biggest asshole in Congress.

NOPE! Wrong. It’s not Ron Paul. RON PAUL VOTED FOR THIS, and that says something, because Ron Paul is a constitutional originalist, meaning he loves slavery.

It was Steve King from Iowa, and yeah, he probably is the biggest asshole in Congress. He has not offered a reason for his vote, but it is probably either “If they hated building the Capitol so much, they should’ve just gotten new jobs” or “Too much melanin.”

GOP Rep. Steve King Is Only Vote Against Recognizing History Of Slave Labor In Capitol [TPM]

{ 79 comments }

Lascauxcaveman July 8, 2009 at 4:09 pm

WHY THE HELL DO WE NEED TO THANK THEM FOR!!! THEY WERE PAYED FOR THERE WORK ANYWAY. LAZY BASTAERDS WERE LUCKY TO HAVE A JOB!!!!9!11!!!!!!

Doglessliberal July 8, 2009 at 4:09 pm

“They were lucky to have jobs.”

Rev. Peter Lemonjello July 8, 2009 at 4:11 pm

Of course he’s against this. Negro labor must be used until we get that fence up to keep the Messicans out. He already built a diorama for christsakes.

Come here a minute July 8, 2009 at 4:11 pm

Even John Boehner’s orange dog voted for this.

Doglessliberal July 8, 2009 at 4:11 pm

[re=357993]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: dammit. Jinx.

choinski July 8, 2009 at 4:11 pm

He thought the ‘Nay’ button gave him a pelley, the ‘Aye’ button a shock. (Actually, Michelle Bachman switched the button labels, for a laugh)

4tehlulz July 8, 2009 at 4:12 pm

I guess we now know where Stormfront’s servers can be found.

Monsieur Grumpe July 8, 2009 at 4:12 pm

I was going to ask “What’s up his butt?” But then I realized he was from Iowa.

Hooray For Anything July 8, 2009 at 4:13 pm

[re=357994]Doglessliberal[/re]: And not the kind of jobs government created, but private sector jobs– small businesses too.

le petit mort July 8, 2009 at 4:13 pm

Maybe he thought he was voting against the teeth decaying type of plaque?

/shows self out

yanquilandia July 8, 2009 at 4:14 pm

Little known fact: horror novelists are notorious racists.

slappypaddy July 8, 2009 at 4:14 pm

six hundred million dollars here, six hundred million dollars there, six hundred million dollars over there, another six hundred million dollars sprinkled around all over — stimulating!

wonder how many jobs our six hundred million dollars came out to, because that’s sure as hell one expensive whack-job.

queeraselvis v 2.0 July 8, 2009 at 4:14 pm

Steve King: putting the corn in cornhole since 1856!

Suds McKenzie July 8, 2009 at 4:14 pm

couldn’t they have put “the public option” in as a rider. Come on Rahm Unicorn Sparkle Pony is ripping his shirt off at Burlisconi’s.

Canmon (the Inadequate) July 8, 2009 at 4:15 pm

When Dick Cheney was in congress, he was the sole vote against honoring Nelson Mandella. Steve King has a big future in the GOP.

Cicada July 8, 2009 at 4:15 pm

Oh, yeah? Where’s the plaque for all the hardworking white slave owners who selflessly sacrificed…ummm…having enough slaves around to make mint juleps? Congress is obviously reverse-racist!

norbizness July 8, 2009 at 4:17 pm

Click on that Steve King tag, there’s hours of entertainment. This is my favorite, and reminds me of Homer Simpson entering a children’s nuclear power plant design contest.

Lord Growing July 8, 2009 at 4:18 pm

Building the Capitol was the biggest pork project in early US history. Totally unnecessary. And shoddy workmanship, also.

Atheist Nun July 8, 2009 at 4:20 pm

GOP Rep. Steve King on honoring slaves: “They already got 40 acres and a mule!”

GOP Rep. Steve King on Mother’s Day: “What? I’m supposed to thank you for the rest of my life because your egg divided after eating some sperm? Fuck off, bitch!”

Mild Midwesterner July 8, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Shouldn’t we also be asking why 35 members abstained?

charlesdegoal July 8, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Why thank the slaves? Do you tell someone “You do this or else” and then thank him? Apologize, show contrition if you wish, but “Hey, thanks guys, that was neat” seems highly inappropriate.

Mr Blifil July 8, 2009 at 4:22 pm

They only just finished the visitor’s center like, last year or something. I suppose slaves were the reason for the delay.

norbizness July 8, 2009 at 4:22 pm

I’ll never forget the documentary footage of The Time Haters meeting up with Steve King’s great-great-grandpappy.

Lascauxcaveman July 8, 2009 at 4:22 pm

[re=357994]Doglessliberal[/re]: Heh. “Lascauxcaveman. Now 25% faster and wingnuttier than Dogless.”

Extemporanus July 8, 2009 at 4:23 pm

He voted “No thanks?”

Palin/King 2012!

2goats July 8, 2009 at 4:24 pm

As a card carrying white male, let me note none of these folks ever voted to thank us for free passage Angola to US of A, food, job training and the opportunity to work out doors in God’s catherdal

McDuff July 8, 2009 at 4:24 pm

Rep. Steve King, waking from day-dream in House chamber:

What!? It’s not 1962 and I’m not George Wallace!?

Woodwards Friend July 8, 2009 at 4:24 pm

Probably, back when the Capitol was being built, dirty Scots-Irish fake plumbers were complaining about these damn slaves taking their jobs. Where’s your green card Toby? And don’t give me any of that Kunta Kinta shit.

Dissento July 8, 2009 at 4:24 pm

He obviously voted no because Michael Jackson touched boys.

Hey, I shouldn’t have to explain.

hobospacejunkie July 8, 2009 at 4:25 pm

If we were talking about a well-functioning political party rather than the dysfunctional, 2/3rds right-wing assholes Democratic Party this wouldn’t need to be said , but can somebody please tell his Democratic Party opponent in the next election to use this OVER & OVER in teevee commercials so everyone knows King’s a racist fuckhole? Thank you in advance.

rereridiculous July 8, 2009 at 4:27 pm

Let’s not pass judgement too quickly on this King character. It’s quite possible with his abundant intelligence he confused the words aye and nay. I mean, they’re so similar!

forgracie July 8, 2009 at 4:28 pm

He’s worse than that 1 out of five dentists…moran.

magic titty July 8, 2009 at 4:32 pm

[re=358017]Mild Midwesterner[/re]: They still own slaves. Voting on this would be in poor taste.

Mad Farmer Manifest July 8, 2009 at 4:33 pm

[re=358002]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: So he has corn up there?

problemwithcaring July 8, 2009 at 4:33 pm

Congrats Paultards!

This isn’t surprising. As one of the few members of Congress who both has experience actually building something (having designed a model border fence for a House floor presentation) and is a racist, Rep. King understands that the mediocre accomplishments of dark-skinned perverts have no place in the annals of Congress. THINK OF THE TROOPS!!11!

Dissento July 8, 2009 at 4:34 pm

He’s not the best reader and thought the vote was to inflict a plague upon black people. He’s been consistently anti-plague!

Extemporanus July 8, 2009 at 4:34 pm

[re=358016]Atheist Nun[/re]: According to Miss Manners, one should adhere to the “Wedding Gift Rule” when thanking slaves: Sending a “Thank You” note more than 500 years after an event is considered bad form.

King was probably thinking “Hey, fellas, what’s the rush? We still got some time here.”

1ofUS July 8, 2009 at 4:34 pm

This guy’s brain is wasting away in teabag-a-ville.
From http://steveking.house.gov/:
“In these tough economic times, no American jobs should go to brown, black or yellow people,” King said in a statement. “White-E-Verify is a quick and easy system that shuts off the colored worker jobs magnet and provides employers with a way to verify that their employees are legal to work. Americans cannot afford to lose more jobs to &*^^@# workers. The White people want this Administration to enforce existing immigration laws and protect White workers by using the White-E-Verify system.”

azw88 July 8, 2009 at 4:36 pm

No fuckin way I would thank them, either. The built the capitol building too fucking far from the metro station and the security fence around the White House is so lax that a NEGRO was able to move in! And don’t get me started on the grass on the mall, hello, fertilizer, anyone??

iantenna July 8, 2009 at 4:36 pm

would he have been satisfied by honoring them with 3/5 of a plaque?

twingonaut July 8, 2009 at 4:37 pm

This is to honor the reversal the Connecticut firefighters. Slavery is totally reverse disrimination. Keeping the white man down, by keeping him from working, for no money.

azw88 July 8, 2009 at 4:37 pm

[re=358002]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: yup, they don’t call it corn-holing for nuthin!

Woodwards Friend July 8, 2009 at 4:37 pm

[re=358054]problemwithcaring[/re]: Yeah why are all these Communists so concerned about make a plaque for the slaves but they won’t make a plaque for our troops. No wonder Sarah Palin resigned.

Dissento July 8, 2009 at 4:39 pm

Give them a plaque and they’ll ask for a mile… of reparations.

Extemporanus July 8, 2009 at 4:40 pm

It’s been quite a while since I’ve been to DC, so I have a question:

When did they replace the reflecting pool with two-way mirrors? Are we now able to “Good Cop/Bad Cop” interrogate entire crowds at a time? Or is it just for the new “Gallery of Tourist Upskirts”?

Lionel Hutz Esq. July 8, 2009 at 4:44 pm

I never assume anything Congress does is uncontroversial until Michelle Malkin weighs in on it.

Judas Peckerwood July 8, 2009 at 4:44 pm

To be fair to Rep. King, they did do a pretty shitty job — look at all the vermin that have been able to slither in through the cracks.

Min July 8, 2009 at 4:44 pm

He probably thought “dinky plaque” was something gay. OTOH, it is a pretty dipshit resolution.

Doglessliberal July 8, 2009 at 4:45 pm

[re=358023]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: it’s the little victories that keep us going, no?

Unindicted Co-Conspirator July 8, 2009 at 4:48 pm

[re=358017]Mild Midwesterner[/re]:
The vote doesn’t mean that 35 abstained.
A few are probably sick, some just missed the vote [probably on a junket], one or two are dead & haven’t been replaced yet & the rest probably are southern assholes who didn’t want to go on record in any way about slavery.
We need to see the list of that 35 to make a final judgment.

problemwithcaring July 8, 2009 at 4:50 pm

[re=358072]twingonaut[/re]: It’s weird how every benefit an African American receives has a proportional reverse effect on a firefighter. Like, everytime someone tweets about MJ a firefighter’s wife sucks her co-worker’s cock .

AlexisHidell July 8, 2009 at 4:57 pm

I’d run against his ass in the next election, but that would require that I move from the gayliberal bubble that is Iowa City to the hellish, not-quite-Nebraska wasteland of Northwest Iowa. Fuck that shit.

Human-Animal Hybrid July 8, 2009 at 5:09 pm

He voted no because he thinks the slaves were perverts and low-lives, and get too much media attention…oh wait, sorry…wrong moran named King; that’s GOP Rep. PETER King.

1ofUS July 8, 2009 at 5:09 pm

Any idiots out walking around in DC today? Hellya! Congress is back in da house!

karen July 8, 2009 at 5:09 pm

He released his reason (linked on TPM), something about Judeo-Jesus and scrubbing the floors.

1ofUS July 8, 2009 at 5:28 pm

“Our Judeo-Christian hermitage is an cotton plantation in the disrespect of Columbus where we hold Negros in bondage and cut yet another F-fart in the pants of a few turd Merkins for the stink of some of their rotting ancestors. Christian abortionists gave their lives by the hundreds of thousands to eat dead burnt black babies.”

doxastic July 8, 2009 at 5:32 pm

Called it before the jump!

Fly Over Girl July 8, 2009 at 5:35 pm

But … he’s not even from Council-tucky.

Fly Over Girl July 8, 2009 at 5:39 pm
doxastic July 8, 2009 at 5:42 pm

Steve King just doesn’t see what the big deal is with slavery. He learned in a very educational illustrated GOP chain email that all coloreds need to be whipped and chained to actually work.

nightshift July 8, 2009 at 5:43 pm

I have nothing snarky to add. This guy is just a straight up douchebag.

Jukesgrrl July 8, 2009 at 6:04 pm

Geez, it’s odd, Steve being related to Dr. Martin Luther King, and all.

gjdodger July 8, 2009 at 6:06 pm

I guessed right. Do I win the pool?

Jazzman July 8, 2009 at 6:17 pm

I’m sorry, but fartsack is far too kind an approbation for this guy. He needs to be a sack holding some sort of liquid or gelatinous subject. Douchebag is close, but colostomy bag is closer. Now what would be a good descriptive term for that? Let’s have a contest!

Judas Peckerwood July 8, 2009 at 6:19 pm

[re=358238]Jazzman[/re]: How about “shit sausage”?

user-of-owls July 8, 2009 at 6:26 pm

Finally, Obama knows exactly what congressional district will be housing detainees once Guantanamo is closed. Thanks Steve King!

Col Kernel July 8, 2009 at 6:29 pm

UCC:
“the rest probably are southern assholes who didn’t want to go on record in any way about slavery.

We need to see the list of that 35 to make a final judgment.”

Glad to see that irony is alive and well.

1ofUS July 8, 2009 at 6:35 pm

I thought “extruded excrement” but “shit sausage” captures it better.

nappyduggs July 8, 2009 at 7:11 pm

[re=358238]Jazzman[/re]: “Scat pouch?”

“Shit sausage” is fitting, but maybe it reminds us too much of the unfortunate results of a night out with your randier GOPers and their favorite rentboys?

Just a thought….

40 acres and a mule or bust! Also.

Atheist Nun July 8, 2009 at 7:28 pm

[re=358061]Extemporanus[/re]: King had already bought them something, so he didn’t want to doublegift:
“To all the descendants of slaves, Congressman Steve King (R) didn’t vote to honor your ancestors, but he hopes you enjoy this autographed picture of Congressman Steve King (R)!!

liz July 8, 2009 at 7:40 pm

Thank you, Jim.

Manos: Hands of Fate July 8, 2009 at 9:42 pm

Just call him Rep. Steve “Ku Klux” King.

1ofUS July 8, 2009 at 9:57 pm

[re=358310]nappyduggs[/re]: Scat Pouch is brilliant. Gets it down to two syllables. The only thing shorter is “Cow” short for “cow pie” which has that cross-over appeal from Iowa to Isle of Mann that made MJ such a whitey too. Also.

Alpha O. Mega July 8, 2009 at 10:37 pm

I’m still waiting for the Egyptian parliament (if there is such a thing) to pass a resolution thanking my ancestors for building the pyramids.

Captain McAwesome July 8, 2009 at 10:53 pm

thats too bad. i really liked Pet Cemetery.

Jazzman July 9, 2009 at 12:16 am

It appears we have a winner. Steve “Scat Pouch” King will live on!
Though I have to admit I really liked shit sausage. Wait, that sounded wrong.

LoweredPeninsula July 9, 2009 at 2:05 am

I don’t know, I like:

“Piss Sack”
“Douch-tote”
“Feces Purse”
“Cum Bag” (scumbag minus the “s”)

RightLies July 9, 2009 at 1:31 pm

A plaque upon both their Houses!

First Peter, then Steve – who’s this morning’s “King of the Day?”

sleptwithyetti January 15, 2010 at 8:37 pm

Maybe Steve you hit the WRONG fucking button and didden’t know it.
Steve, Come on you hit the Wrong fucking button!
That one guy told you and you didn’t believe him.
WRONG FUCKING BUTTON—-Last term, if you didn’t hit the
WRONG fucking button. Or was it a voice vote?

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