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Oh, the possibilities of Mme. Noonington being able to have her brainfarts instantly lampooned on Wonkette are making me plotz.
Shouldn’t Wonkette have a special Twitter Force Team by now? You know, like an electronic Blackwater.
Peggynoonannyc: “OMG Talbots has a website!!! It’s http://www.talbots.com!!!”
Wow, she almost took up the whole 140 characters with her name.
It’s because Sarah Palin does it. If Sarah Palin learned how to disco dance Peggy would learn to disco dance.
Gasp. It’s like watching Sarah give birth to Trig.
Is she setting up some kind of nanny service now?
Damn, the economy is REALLY fucked up when Peggy Noonan is freely advertising to watch your kids for less than that 13 yr old tramp across the street. And she won’t eat all your Doritos or make out with her boyfriend on your bed while the kids play with the Draino.
Ms. Noonington is a little dyslexic. She obviously meant to type “12th Century”.
This will not end well.
Computerman? So, Jack Black was there?
her twitter page smells like vicodin and expensive single malt scotch.
And, yea, Peggeth-the-Nooner swepth into the Century of the 21sth. And, lo, she swepth into it like the clashing of symbols and the sound of the shofar. And, did’nst though know that her condo’th shown brighter than the brightesth star in the heavens because of thith powereth?
Yea, the end of the earth is near! Repent, bitches; REPENT!
Oh, good King Wenceslas.. Noonington’s gone and done it this time!
I like how part of her name appears as ‘noonanny’. Annoying shrew.
Man, twitter keeps jumping that shark. Over it and under it and right next to it and then when after it was done with all that jumping, it took the shark out for drinks
Her twattery about going to an airport and witnessing, no–beholding–a Mexican on the same sidewalk that she herself walks everyday will be that much more concise !!!!1!
[re=367624]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: My thought too; it sometimes hurts my brain when people jam words together without punctuation.
Peg Gyno o Nanny C?
Now that Noonan is aboard, shouldn’t Twitter change that i to a?
Prepare for a barrage of #reagan and #stolirox! twats
Is it going to get better than that first tweet, cause that was HIlarious!
Computer Man is Teaching her? sounds like a horrendous Porno.
.. and yet, the proletariat weeps.
She has a “computer man?” Why do I get the feeling he looks like Graham Chapman, is wearing bib overalls and a cap and calls her ma’am.
FACT: 20 years ago, when Peggy was young, nobody used to talk about Twitter.
Rejoice!
Snark-manna directly from her pill-addled brain.
How can Madame Noonington resist uncouthly indicating her interest in further tutelage, of the carnal variety, to her svelte young “computer man”? Verily she may need to retire to another fascinating rickshaw ride to clear her mind of the vapors.
iz in ur century, declining ur participles.
[re=367645]naveed[/re]: 20 years ago, when Peggy was young
You want to change that? Let’s be clear, Noonan hasn’t be young in centuries, unless, we’re talking “young” as relative to Larry King.
Twitter really is AOL circa 1998.
Noonan + Twitter = LOLLE, PWNEDETH
Peggy Noonan has noticed Twitter, which means that it, and Mexicans, officially exist. Twixicans?
[re=367633]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: Annoying shrew. Peggs in two words. Thank you for that.
Has this shrew paired up with someone? She must be single, going by all the comments about her over the past year. I also seem to remember her being Catholic, so no play-by-play tweets of Peggy masturbating. Though you know that’s all she thinks about when she’s one of the 8 talking nimrods on a Sunday tv talky, reaching down into her granny panties, past the Depends, to pleasure herself the way it used to feel so good rubbing up against the monkey bars during junior high school recess.
[re=367661]hobospacejunkie[/re]: ummmm….wow. Project much? lol
Maybe Nooners, taking her own legendary advice to heart, will down a fifth of Johnnie Walker and while tweeting on her phone, will wander fatally into traffic.
noo nanny c?
Are we sure this wasn’t some Canadian comedians pretending to be her?
That’s too much straight line just in the handle alone to have been something she’d walk right into.
Wait, oh Peggy Noonan. Okay no it’s not.
Peggy New Ninny, tiwth the Raven, forevermore.
When I was a kid, we didn’t need helthcare. When grandpa was home-diagnosd w/ cancr we all bnded 2gether w/ cld cmprsses chikn sup & castr oil & HE LIVED 3WKS LNGR!!!!!
Oh, Christ.
If George Will gets a Twitter account I’m selling my soul to the first evil being that comes along.
Iz t tru tht brvtsthslfwt?
This will finally answer the age-old question: How many characters does it take to say you saw a Mexican who made you fall in lerve with Reagan all over again?
[re=367670]Bill E Pilgrim[/re]: She is taking her platform and applying it, as one might say, to urban and suburban scenarios. Thine Nooneth shall henceforth be known throughout the land as Noo Nanny C.
“Computer man here, teaching me.”
Teaching what Peggy?
BOW CHICA BOW WOW
There goes the neighborhood.
Tomorrow the Bunny man will be there, teaching her how to find furry porn.
My limited observations on this matter suggests that twitting is mostly for the oldz. Certainly no one under 20 seems to. My interns have explained to me that minutes are precious – hence not to be wasted on this twat nonsense.
I see she’s referring to the help as the Computer Man rather than Computer Boy. How very modern of her!
OMG. We are freaking doomed. Destroying culture 140 characters at a time…
Peg, “Some of life has to be mysterious”. Please no twits about your stool softeners or how the laundress failed to extract the foie gras stains from your charmeuse lounge wear.
Twat,Twit, Twunt.
NYC can be prouder.
This is almost as embarrassing as that cassette tape full of novelty answering machine announcements. No-bo-dy’s HOME! No-bo-dy’s HOME!
P.S. Twitter is Skynet; go off the grid now, sheeple!
When she was a child, twenty years ago, no one was talking about Twatting.
I’m sure the actually typing of the twats will be done by the hired help while the good lady dictates in a loud Gloria Swanson voice.
[re=367704]ph7[/re]: We talked about twats 20 years ago, but we were referring to lady bits or effeminate men. Twatting, not so much. But then we weren’t verbing every single noun we encountered back then, unlike now.
Oh god.
x111e7thst: I think your interns just don’t want to show you how to tweet because they’re Twittering about you. If you must join them on Twitter, get a Twitter-literate (Twitterate?)friend to help you set it up. And don’t follow your interns’ tweets unless you’re ready to hear more than you’ll like about your intellect, leadership abilities, and hygiene.
U cldnt w8t 4 me to get on Twttr ne longer, Ken. Lol!!!
But then we weren’t verbing every single noun we encountered back then, unlike now.
Sure you were. Chairing committees, heading boards of directors, arming third world dictatorships, footing bills, handing out weapons to third world dictatorships, fingering commies, thumbing your nose at various things, knuckling down, elbowing your way in, shouldering a burden, facing the facts, backing the idea of sending arms to etc, and necking.
And that’s just keeping to the category of parts of the body, an infinitesimally small part of a very long list.
People have been turning nouns into verbs since as long as there have been either, it ain’t nothing new. Whether you can stomach it or not.
Peggy writing a message with only 140 characters is like a diarrhea victim limiting themselves to 2 wipes and one flush. It ain’t gonna happen.
Tis Mrng n Amirca!
Amaaaaaazing Graaaaaace, How Sweet The Sound….
I am being asked if I am the PN who writes for the WSJ and worked with President Reagan. Answer: yes. 12 minutes ago from web
PN ur a5k1ng 4 it
[re=367616]fuckinredneck[/re]:
Mme Noonan would not be seen in clothes as *common* as those from Talbots.
I thought Peggynoonannyc was where Kim Jung-Il keeps his summer palace.
Her screenname is SO LONG. This is probably a good thing: people will be less likely to retweet her shit because they’ll go over the character limit.
Of course, she can abbreviate her name. How about, “poonNYC”?
I just followed her. So exciting!
And I’m sure Pat Buchanan is next.
[re=367638]Uncle Glenny[/re]: You were o so close; did you not really mean
“Peg Gyno on Anny C” ?
Hot-hot Nooonan + Coulter action. Like lesbian sex, without lesbians. Or sex.
it’s like singing the name game, using her twitter thing
noo-nanny
Peggy Noonanny C?
Wacky.
[re=367621]RommelMcDonald[/re]: Excellent!!! Just spat out my oatmeal laughing…
It’s official: Twitter has officially jumped the shark.
MittRomnannyC: Hello everyone. First tweet. Youngest wife here teaching me. Entering 19th Century.
[re=367621]RommelMcDonald[/re]: You win best reply!
MittRomnannyC: These 13-year-olds know technology like Mexicans know lawn care.
Nerd Alert:
Google Wave will Eat Twitter/Chat/BBs/Gmail/Hotmail/Noonan
[re=367717]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Jejeje. But can she express her Noonantonian brilliance without the excessive colons, parentheses and m-dashes? (See column — in WSJ — Friday 7:10)
I’m so happy that Lady Peggy Noonington is entering the 21st Century at last. I imagine the 15th Century was looking a tad dowdy. Pity she’ll be leaving all her Republican friends back there.
Don’t you have to enter the 20th century before you can get to the 21st?
[re=367621]RommelMcDonald[/re]: I agree on the excellence of this comment; wonderful cultrual reference mashup.
Meanwhile, everyone here is commenting on Peggy’s screen name, but what about that avatar? What is that? Uneven boobs?
I have… I have to follow her. I musteth knoweth of which she tweeteth.
Where are her manners? Twittering is like wearing white after labor day.
She might as well have written “FIRST!”
It’s like watching your parents dance to the disco. Nauseating. Someone invent something else, please.
Kill fucking twatter in all languages except Farsi. I HATE TWITTER AND THE TWATS WHO USE IT!
That’s my crazy all-caps rant for 2009. Now I have to get wonkette off the screen lest the Jehovah’s Witnesses who are about to descend on me en masse (fucking the fucker my fucking daughter married) and stage a Watchtower intervention.
Maybe I should issue some twats about it. What say you, her Nooningness?
[re=367661]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Has this shrew paired up with someone?
Inviteth the Computer Man to showe thou the “Wicked Pedia.”
I don’t believe this “Noonany” is related to the “Poonany” of which Ali G was an Enthusiast. Noonany is cobwebbed, squeaks like the door-hinge of a 1987 Crown Victoria, smells like Gold Bond Foot Spray, and thoroughly desiccates all personal lubricants, including the tongues of helpful Computer Persons.
Hopefully there will be more posts about things entering.
[re=367628]mistersalty[/re]: No, it was probably Karl Hungus.
Can she borrow the Wonkette Blingee for her avatar? You would sue Peggums, would ya?
[re=367831]Anita Cocktail[/re]: That’s exactly what I thought when I saw this article!
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