• February 14, 2012


Jesus fuck is this even America anymore? First we elect a black president, and now the Twitter is shut off in the White House? And we don’t want to hear any of this “Security concerns” balderdash, because when we last had a real American president (that fat white sack of shit Dick Cheney), and he needed to get around the “law” or whatever, he just ran his own private email servers with Karl Rove from some Tennessee pedophile listserv. [The Hill]

{ 37 comments }

user-of-owls July 24, 2009 at 1:13 pm

Barry enacted this heinous decree in a fit of anger after finding out that @serento was already taken.

Bypartizoa July 24, 2009 at 1:13 pm

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Gopherit July 24, 2009 at 1:16 pm

I thought all the twats were out of the white house by the end of January?

Sunfire July 24, 2009 at 1:16 pm

Gibbs just doesn’t want us to all figure him out and follow his secret account.

shortsshortsshorts July 24, 2009 at 1:19 pm

lrry snclr bak agn w/ hkkrs and cke.

user-of-owls July 24, 2009 at 1:20 pm

You know who else didn’t allow Twitterers? Jesus, that’s who.

freakishlystrong July 24, 2009 at 1:21 pm

TWITTERZ ARE 4 REPUBLICANZ!11

Extemporanus July 24, 2009 at 1:23 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOnan!!1!

Car Ramrod July 24, 2009 at 1:24 pm

BarackObama: @JoeBiden Turn on the fan or light a candle or something LOL

JoeBiden: @BarackObama LOLOLOL OMG WTF my frndz in Delaware wanna c ur brth crtificat LOL ur secretz safe w me

Fuck it. Shut off Twitter everywhere.

SayItWithWookies July 24, 2009 at 1:24 pm

Didn’t the WH announce Wednesday’s press conference via Twitter? Maybe after Noonannyc joined up they realized it was over as a hip social phenomenon.

Advocatus_Diaboli July 24, 2009 at 1:29 pm

I, for one, welcome our new twitterless overlords.

Servo July 24, 2009 at 1:30 pm

It’s like so unfair to have your attention undivided. Twitters and texters have a Constitutional right to walk into people/walls/closed doors/traffic.

Joshua Norton July 24, 2009 at 1:33 pm

Big deal. You usually twit (twat?) from your cell phone anyway. God only knows what state secrets those interns and secretary’s are revealing as they gather behind the West Wing for a ciggy break and tweet like crazy.

WhatTheHeck July 24, 2009 at 1:38 pm

Today we all live in China.

trickyrick July 24, 2009 at 1:39 pm

you know what this means, this means the governments of teh US of A is worser than teh governments of Iran. the revolution will be on twitter and they will miss the whole thing.
this means our prez is not a muslin but iz a kenyin

Zadig July 24, 2009 at 1:40 pm

Andrew Sullivan will not let this oppression stand. Twitter is Obama’s Waterloo.

wx insider July 24, 2009 at 1:40 pm

Why does the White House hate America?

Humpback July 24, 2009 at 1:40 pm

Can’t use cell phones either. The WH is enveloped in a cone of silence.

Monsieur Grumpe July 24, 2009 at 1:41 pm

How are they going to know what Palin is up to?

ManchuCandidate July 24, 2009 at 1:43 pm

THIS JUST MEANS THAT BARRY THE MUSLIN IS AFRAID OF THE TWATTING GINIUZ OF SARAH PALIN. BARRY WILL BOW DOWN TO THE ROSE OF ALASKA. IN YEAR 12. ALSO. !!!!1!!!!

One Yield Regular July 24, 2009 at 1:44 pm

I have a hard time buying that this is because of “security” concerns, but I would have absolutely no problem with learning that it’s because of “intelligence” concerns.

Cape Clod July 24, 2009 at 1:45 pm

Christ, next they will make everybody work at solving America’s problems rather than spending the whole day posting shit on Facebook.

norbizness July 24, 2009 at 2:00 pm

Did some of those scamps at the White House Easter Egg hunt dye Bobby’s tie?

zenferret July 24, 2009 at 2:12 pm

[re=370154]One Yield Regular[/re]: Its “waste of government employees time when they could be solving healthcare, war and pestilence” concerns.

Same reason they take all the games off. Well they left them on W’s.

Officer Orifice July 24, 2009 at 2:23 pm

What a bunch of twats

azw88 July 24, 2009 at 2:25 pm

How DARE you link Tenn. Pedophiles with Dick Cheney! I’ll have you know, we may be pedophiles, but we DO have standards and wouldn’t let Dick Cheney anywhere NEAR us!
-signed, NAMBLA of Tennessee

gurukalehuru July 24, 2009 at 2:57 pm

Gibbs: Hey, we’re nerdy, but we’re not THAT nerdy.

gjdodger July 24, 2009 at 2:59 pm

If the White House can’t Twitter, that leaves only Pete “Shit” Hoekstra to reveal U.S. troop movements. A sad day for America.

lamen2 July 24, 2009 at 3:06 pm

Well I’m still getting twitter feeds from people in the administration …..

krooskie July 24, 2009 at 3:07 pm

barack obama is a secret mahmoud ahmadinejad, pass it on.

leave me at your own risk July 24, 2009 at 3:13 pm

No twitter…how will they ever know the money they could be saving with Geico?

user-of-owls July 24, 2009 at 3:24 pm

Today, we are all not nails.

Native of SL UT July 24, 2009 at 3:52 pm

[re=370204]azw88[/re]: Pedophiles DO NOT shoot their lawyers in the face either.

GreatOldOnesParty July 24, 2009 at 3:58 pm

[re=370339]Native of SL UT[/re]: you’re talking about guns right?

El Pinche July 24, 2009 at 4:18 pm

..except Grassley’s twitter. That shit is too funny to hold back.

azw88 July 24, 2009 at 5:58 pm

[re=370339]Native of SL UT[/re]: we do if they are young enough, we just don’t use a shotgun.

trondant July 26, 2009 at 5:13 pm

[re=370149]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Simple. They follow the trail of dead wolves, mooses, turkeys, and tauntauns.

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