• February 11, 2012

He also enjoys molesting penguins. In shoes.Rick Perry, the most foul hair-monster of a governor since Rod Blagojevich, has amassed a small collection of sexy shoe-fetish photographs on his Flickr site. The name of the collection? “Kicks for Rick,” of course, showcasing exactly how Rick gets his kicks. Next fall, will Texans want to re-elect, for the billionth time, a known shoe molester? [NBC Dallas-Fort Worth]

{ 23 comments }

jodyleek July 30, 2009 at 3:06 pm

But how can he see the purdy sticker if my boot is in his ass?

Extemporanus July 30, 2009 at 3:06 pm

EXCLUSIVE BLOCKBUSTER FOOTAGE!

Governor Rick Perry dry humping a gay hiking boot!

OMG SCANDAL!!1!

magic titty July 30, 2009 at 3:08 pm

Shoe fetish people are the creepies.

Lionel Hutz Esq. July 30, 2009 at 3:08 pm

Texas, the Florida of the Southwest.

slappypaddy July 30, 2009 at 3:08 pm

now, that thar’s some sure-fine shit-kickin’ boots, pardner.

Hooray For Anything July 30, 2009 at 3:10 pm

All things considered, the Republicans should be thankful that he’s only just a creepy shoe fetishist.

ManchuCandidate July 30, 2009 at 3:11 pm

Shorter Rick Perry: Giggity.

TGY July 30, 2009 at 3:12 pm

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Snidely July 30, 2009 at 3:12 pm

Many Republicans have a foot fetish, but they generally will settle for six to seven inches.

SayItWithWookies July 30, 2009 at 3:13 pm

Okay — the one with the penny loafers and the Marlboro-Manesque poster that looks like it came from a box of Corn Flakes — what the hell is that trying to say? Besides that Rick’s a big poufter, that is.

Noonan July 30, 2009 at 3:14 pm

Rick Perry = Sick Fairy.

thetalltexan July 30, 2009 at 3:17 pm

He is such a slut.

S.Luggo July 30, 2009 at 3:18 pm

[re=374561]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Who would spend time time, feet propped-up, looking at a pitcher of Gov. Pretty Hair as he rises from the primordial ooze like Swamp Thing? Who?

Minnie Mean July 30, 2009 at 3:25 pm

Cute booby!

Extemporanus July 30, 2009 at 3:35 pm

[re=374561]SayItWithWookies[/re]: My fave foto, as well.

If Mr. Loafer had shot it using a fisheye lens, I’m sure we’d see him following the suggestion to “PUMP up the snapshot with Rick Perry” in a disturbingly NSFW fashion.

Also, I don’t speak Ge-jas, but shouldn’t that be “View the cattlewalk of stylish supporters?”

Extemporanus July 30, 2009 at 3:43 pm

Speaking of inappropriate oversharing of fucked-up personal shit via the World Wide InterWebz, guess who I saw doing the walk of shame earlier this morning!

That’s right! Lee Lando…er, “yourmirrorimage”!

yourmirrorimage says at 8:01 am, July 30th, 2009 – Reply
all of the filthy, disgusting ad rude commets directed at myself and others just continue to prove my initial point: this world has become rude and self-centered. People can run their mouth but they can’t take any criticizm when called on their ignorance. It’s a pity you people have not the humility to see yourselves as what you really are.

yourmirrorimage says at 8:03 am, July 30th, 2009 – Reply
Extemporanus: Not a coincidence. Just your ignorace showing thru again. Or should I stay still

yourmirrorimage says at 8:04 am, July 30th, 2009 – Reply
hobospacejunkie: Thank you, you disgusting pig.

So watch your goddamn fucking stupid mouths you digusting little botched childish abortions! We wouldn’t want her to get all of us banned, now would we?

liquiddaddy July 30, 2009 at 4:04 pm

I bet he has a couple of Mika Brezenski’s in his collection. Hold on baby, daddy’s coming!

Jukesgrrl July 30, 2009 at 5:12 pm

Do you suppose it was a coincidence that article was placed right above one titled “Self-Loving Men Busted Inside NorthPark”? Is calling masturbation “self-loving” a Texas thing, or is that terminology used all over the south?

FamilyLost July 30, 2009 at 5:22 pm

I believe the last pic is a furry!

LittlePig July 30, 2009 at 5:58 pm

[re=374561]SayItWithWookies[/re]: That is one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen. You can just tell what’s going on just below the bottom of photo (fapity fap fap fap)

ivenson July 30, 2009 at 10:18 pm

[re=374561]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Is it even possible to masturbate with your ankles crossed? Talk amongst yourselves, folks, Daddy’s going to the laboratory to work on a new experiment….

dennymcden July 30, 2009 at 10:48 pm

How DARE Wonkett compare our beloved Rick Perry to those sick perverts, the Blue-Footed Boobys, (aka, Barney Franks)?

LoweredPeninsula July 31, 2009 at 5:06 am

“Rick Perry” sounds like such a porn name.

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