- Eunice Kennedy Shriver, the founder of the Special Olympics and a sister to many Kennedys, died at the age of 88. [CNN]
- President Obama looks forward to being harangued and shouted at by a bunch of angry New Hampshirite “keep your guvmint hands off my Medicare” types at a town hall today. [New York Daily News]
- Georgia Republican Johnny Isakson assures us that the government does not plan to kill your grandmother. (Yet.) [Washington Post]
- Everybody freak out because the swine flu and its attendant panic have reached India. [Forbes]
- Plucky Mexican drug traffickers find prison no impediment to their entrepreneurial endeavors. [New York Times]
- Hurricane season has gotten off to a terribly slow start this year, leaving many fans of dramatic inclement weather wondering when, if ever, the death and destruction might commence. [Wall Street Journal]
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Why Did Nobomacare Kill the Governators Granny in-Law or whatzit? Did she has a bird Certificates? DID SHE? DID SHE? Run Trig, Run!!@!
Most times a virulent new flu strain would obviate the need to euthanize the oldz. Why is H1N1 letting us down this way?
[re=382757]Carrie_Okie[/re]: No the Terminator made her a “final visit”. What? Too soon?
The drug cartels have become the Wackenhut of Mexico. Perhaps we should invite them to run our federal prison system. The system couldn’t be any more arbitrary & favorable to the wealthy than it already is. And maybe they’ll bring some stability to drug prices north of the border.
Barry needs to get all ghetto on the teabaggers today. He should open with “Where da white wimmen at”?. Shut them the fuck right up.
[re=382314]snideinplainsight[/re]: President Obama looks forward to being harangued and shouted at by a bunch of angry New Hampshirite — Mr. President, how does Bill Clinton feel about the multibillion-dollar Chinese loan offer to Congo?
Eunice: The Kennedy that even Republicans loved.
Oh fuck. Pune is my home town. I talked to my parents just yesterday and they were blissfully unaware of any “widespread panic”.
Isakson more or less calls Sarah Palin “nuts”. Which is the most intelligent thing I’ve heard a Republican senator say in ages.
I hope Wonkette is going to live blog Hopey’s Shout-O-Rama. Unless they’re screening people, this will be one amusing cluster fuck.
Once the socialists push through Obamacare, elderly octogenarians like Mrs Shriver will be dying EVERYDAY!
Not on my watch!
I can just see the New Hampshirite protest signs now… NO BLOOD FOR SYRUP!
The hurricanes are conducting a work slowdown, looking for better hours & wages and less biased media coverage. Not to worry, the eastern hemisphere is more than making up for the west’s reduced output. A typhoon just ravaged Taiwan & China, while 6. or higher earthquakes are doing their best to topple Japan.
Actually it is keep your gum-mint hands off my government benefits. Veterans, former federal workers, medicare. BTW, I would have thought the Blackwater free sex death cult would have got more play from the media?
So, the only way to stay in a Mexican jail is selling Cornballers and/or doing quasi homo-secksual but very wrong chicken dances?
Barry will try his best to explain why ObamaCare did not kill Eunice Shriver. But it’ll be a tough sell with everyone’s eye fixed on his new Nazi tattoos.
[re=382770]norbizness[/re]: Nah, in NH it would be more like, “Meh. Fuck it. We don’t care.”
[re=382772]Paul Tardy[/re]: Srsly! WTF MSM?!
I think they are all afraid Erik von Prince will go Ninja on their @sses.
[re=382765]chowkster[/re]: Is your home town’s name pronounced “poon?” Please say yes.
[re=382776]Carrie_Okie[/re]: [re=382772]Paul Tardy[/re]: I’m waiting to hear from Jeff Sharlet that Blackwater is the military wing of The Family.
Haha, you wrote ‘plucky’. Alas, this wonderful word has fallen into disuse, along with ‘pusillanimous’ and ‘steatopygia’.
Yeah, the hurricane season is so humdrum and boring this year, unless you’re one of the ~500 dead in Taiwan (which is full of yellows that don’t count) or you’re boarding up your windows in Hilo (which is part of Kenya).
I hope Barry’s town hall goes like this: Town Hall Meeting Gives Townspeople Chance To Say Stupid Things In Public
Didn’t my grandparents pass down their presidents deficits to me?
And someone from Georgia who speaks sense. When did Hell freeze over?
[re=382794]TGY[/re]: The silence was unbearable, but then those plucky Wonkette comment writers resumed their sarcastic snarking at the naughty McCain gamines.
Whoa, Isakson. I can’t believe it, but I may have to give him a positive phone call for once.
UP here in the midwest, “Georgia Republican” is considered and oxymoron.
Plucky Eunice Shriver brought the tards out of the closet and rights to the tards. The Ron Paul r3V07ution thanks you!
I wonder if any of the protestors work at the Naval Shipyard, the largest employer and leading cause of cancer in Portsmouth.
[re=382778]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Sorry dude. It is pronounced as puɳeː
[re=382839]chowkster[/re]: Wow, international phonetic alphabet and everything. Fancy.
[re=382898]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Yeah. We Indians are good at this shit. 1/4th of our population lives under poverty line, but we love the nerdy technical shit.
You destroy something fun like New Orleans, but you leave Florida standing? Come on Mother Earth, you are slacking here. Send a nice Cat 5 at Limbaugh’s place, and I’ll get a Prius.
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