• February 15, 2012

That guy who brought one measly handgun (on his thigh!) to Obama’s rally in New Hampshire last week? He was a pussy. This fellow this morning brought a pistol and an AR-15 semi-automatic assault rifle to Obama’s town hall in Arizona this morning. He “was walking around the pro-health care reform rally at 3rd and Washington streets.” 100% legal, times a million, to boot. Next week some slob will bring a Panzer tank to one of these things, “just in case” he has to protect his rights. [Arizona Republic via Gawker]

{ 115 comments }

c-sick August 17, 2009 at 2:39 pm

Wait he’s black! Arrest him immediately!

HoboNutz August 17, 2009 at 2:40 pm

he doesn’t really care about the public option… this man is obviously a racist

hiphophitler August 17, 2009 at 2:41 pm

Pussy. I’m bringing my bunker-buster and my low-yield nuclear device.

TheRealJimbo August 17, 2009 at 2:42 pm

And to think I used to catch hell as a kid walking around town with a Wrist Rocket sticking out of my back pocket.

itgetter August 17, 2009 at 2:42 pm

He heard that he gets to have beer with the preznit if he’s arrested.

SayItWithWookies August 17, 2009 at 2:44 pm

[re=388372]TheRealJimbo[/re]: Well those things could hurt somebody. That and lawn darts.

FidelCatro August 17, 2009 at 2:45 pm

Nice ass – he gets a pass.

GreatOldOnesParty August 17, 2009 at 2:45 pm

That’s why I’m proud to be a Phoenician!
We have our own brand of batshit crazy out here.

RoscoePColtraine August 17, 2009 at 2:45 pm

If you’ve ever packed for an overnight trip and brought 3/4 of the clothes you own, you know, because you might wish you’d brought the wife beater tank top for the workout you won’t have time for, you’d understand the need to bring an arsenal to a rally. I sorta get it.

GreatOldOnesParty August 17, 2009 at 2:46 pm

and you gotta love the extra clip in his back pocket.

Patty Dumpling August 17, 2009 at 2:46 pm

Is he talking to Steven Spielberg?

SnarkNotFark August 17, 2009 at 2:46 pm

I think that “Death Panel” sounds like a really cool “Running Man”-esque reality show. I bet this guy just wanted his shot.

Reefpilot August 17, 2009 at 2:47 pm

He’s Double-Secret Service. The license to kill, no-question asked dudes who take care of the white trash with pussy 9 mms and 45 handguns. All part of the Socialist Plan, libz.

Rodney Badger August 17, 2009 at 2:47 pm

It will be difficult to make the argument that the forefathers had this in mind when they wrote the Constitution.

GreatOldOnesParty August 17, 2009 at 2:47 pm

But I still can’t tell if he was pro- or anti-reform. It just says he was walking around the pro side.

assistant/atlas August 17, 2009 at 2:48 pm

Is it racial transcendance if I’m now more afraid of white people with guns than black people with guns?

MysteriousTraveller August 17, 2009 at 2:49 pm

He should have tried this when GWB came to town. He would have been a stain on the sidewalk.

Min August 17, 2009 at 2:49 pm

He’s dressed awfully nice to be a protester. I’m confused.

hockeymom August 17, 2009 at 2:50 pm

[re=388389]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: I know. I’m kind of wondering if he was a Pro-reform person…like “anything you can do, I can do better.”
Or maybe, he’s one of those Black Panthers we’ve heard so much about.

ManchuCandidate August 17, 2009 at 2:50 pm

Nope, he’s just pro-bullet wound.

NotthatLC August 17, 2009 at 2:51 pm

Wow, this picture just induced a wave of cognitive dissonance I haven’t felt since the Clinton impeachment.
My first reaction was wait, maybe he’s secret service.
My second is maybe he’s trying to prove a point – armed looks a lot different to a lot of people when it’s a black guy with the guns
And at that point, my head started to explode.
Is it too early in the day for a nap?
Jesus, these people…

Bearbloke August 17, 2009 at 2:51 pm

[re=388367]c-sick[/re]: Perhaps he’s campaigning to be the new RNC head, since the position’s been vacant for some six months now…

jbd August 17, 2009 at 2:52 pm

[re=388388]Rodney Badger[/re]: Why, because it’s in the Bill of Rights?

Also, there’s this great scene in Cryptonomicon….

GreatOldOnesParty August 17, 2009 at 2:52 pm

best reply on Gawker:
02:10 PM
On the flip side, it’s a first for African-Americans being able to flaunt an assault rifle in public and have it be perfectly legal.

GreatOldOnesParty August 17, 2009 at 2:53 pm

But that’s AZ for you. We actually are progressive. Just not in the way you think.

nosnikreplliw August 17, 2009 at 2:53 pm

The 2nd Amendment protects Libruls’ rights to guns & ammo just as much as Wingnuts, so we can all kill each other.

Neoyorquino August 17, 2009 at 2:54 pm

Ahh, Arizona. The land that brought us concealed handguns in bars . . . not to mention drive-through liquor stores (for those times when dragging your ass out of the pickup truck to get that sixpack is just too much work).

Snarkalicious August 17, 2009 at 2:57 pm

Can I go to a Grassley event wearing that cock-knife thing from seven?

Country Club Jihadi August 17, 2009 at 2:58 pm

Well, he’s no Huey P. Newton. Huey would not wear those Haggar Action-Slacks.

qaf August 17, 2009 at 2:58 pm

[re=388389]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: Well I think you can be sure that the teabaggers had a moment of unease when they noticed his skin color. Many of them can remember Huey Newton and the Black Panthers (though some think it was a football team).

Bearbloke August 17, 2009 at 2:59 pm

[re=388405]Neoyorquino[/re]: Arizona’s drive-thru liquor stores are a much-needed public service for drivers who are too drunk to walk to and from their cars…

Rodney Badger August 17, 2009 at 3:01 pm

[re=388401]jbd[/re]: A black dude carrying that many guns back in oldentimes would have caused a constitutional crisis.

King of the Dipshits August 17, 2009 at 3:03 pm

What does the Second Amendment say again? Apparently something like: “Having unregulated, inarticulate, nut-jobs wondering around armed to the teeth for no apparent reason, being necessary to the the egos of men whose penises are to small, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

GreatOldOnesParty August 17, 2009 at 3:03 pm

[re=388410]qaf[/re]: He’s also not carrying a sign encouraging poor gardening. I tried watering a plant with blood and that fucker just up and died.
LYING BASTARDS!

havefunordie August 17, 2009 at 3:05 pm

You know how desensitized I’ve become to all of this nonsense?
My first thought was “he’s hot!”

Gopherit August 17, 2009 at 3:06 pm

[re=388383]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: pussy didn’t bring a bandolier.

Dr. Strangelove August 17, 2009 at 3:09 pm

There is NO WAY this would happen when W. was in office. That man would surely be in Gitmo.

Gopherit August 17, 2009 at 3:10 pm

Yeah, I live in Tucson, and I still feel to close to the crazy of Phoenix.

And to the rest of the world: Yes, Arizona will out-douche you every day of the week. You’re welcome.

vladster August 17, 2009 at 3:10 pm

Hey c’mon. He’s a black guy in Phoenix. Of course he needs an AR-15

El Pinche August 17, 2009 at 3:11 pm

YOU SEE HE’S BLACK!!1! AND YOU GUYS CALLED US CRAZY TEABAGGIN RACIST GUN NUTS! IN YOUR FACE LIBTURDS!

mookworthjwilson August 17, 2009 at 3:12 pm

Wow…if he finds it necessary to pack that much heat he must really be compensating for some deficiency in the pants region…there goes that stereotype…

GreatOldOnesParty August 17, 2009 at 3:12 pm

[re=388428]vladster[/re]: Yeah. The African-American pop. of AZ is THAT guy and the Phoenix Suns.

(it’s actually like 2% of our total population)

Brendan M. August 17, 2009 at 3:12 pm

CNN says there was another dude with a pistol and an AR-15 there, too, and this one was a white teabagger.

AnnieGetYourFun August 17, 2009 at 3:13 pm

Neilist is going to cream himself.

The Cold Sea August 17, 2009 at 3:13 pm

Wait a minute. You mean to tell me the Second Amendment lets blacks carry guns, too? Do the white people know about this?

Neilist August 17, 2009 at 3:15 pm

:::A-hem:::

Jim: Technically, “Panzer tank” is redundant.

You know, sort of like “Crazed Anti-Gun Nut Wonkette Weenie”?

Paul Tardy August 17, 2009 at 3:15 pm

AR-## that’s American. Nice to see a clean cut black man with an American gun. I expected a guy with an afro in a dashiki with a Chi-Com AK. I bet he wears a hat with a brim too. We are one Nation Black, White, Government worker, People without health care, everybody. Too bad about the Glock though, that sort of ruined the picture.

orange August 17, 2009 at 3:16 pm

Are grenades legal anywhere? This is getting awesomely out of hand. If I have a permit for TNT, can I wrap it around my waist and walk around?

Bearbloke August 17, 2009 at 3:16 pm

[re=388434]The Cold Sea[/re]: But only 3/5 as much ammunition, however – so they have to be extra-sharp shooters, by all means necessary…

american mutt August 17, 2009 at 3:16 pm

That Black Panther is doing it wrong. Very wrong.

GreatOldOnesParty August 17, 2009 at 3:17 pm

Fuck it!
I’m grabbing my katana and going down there to confuse everyone with my “Don’t take my healthcare away from my corporate overlords!” sign.

snideinplainsight August 17, 2009 at 3:17 pm

In my comment, I feel compelled to notice that this man in the picture here is black.

magic titty August 17, 2009 at 3:18 pm

[re=388428]vladster[/re]: Especially with Shaq headed off to Cleveland.

thehelveticascenario August 17, 2009 at 3:19 pm

That is obvious Louis from Left 4 Dead. He’s just prepared for the coming zombie apocalypse.

BlueStateLibtard August 17, 2009 at 3:20 pm

But, but, he’s black … and he’s armed to the teeth. This is NOT what Glenn Beck meant when he told the wingnuts to violently voice their concerns at town hall meeetings!

SmutBoffin August 17, 2009 at 3:21 pm

OK, wingnuts, I thought that guns were tools for use in the defense of liberty against tyrants or for sport or something. When did they become a fashion accessory?

WadISay August 17, 2009 at 3:21 pm

That’s what AngryBlakGuy looks like from the hind quarters?

Gopherit August 17, 2009 at 3:23 pm

[re=388432]Brendan M.[/re]: They’re probably in the same cub scout pack.

Gopherit August 17, 2009 at 3:25 pm

[re=388437]Neilist[/re]: The way things are going lately, the anti-gun weenies are undoubtedly becoming fewer.

Neilist August 17, 2009 at 3:26 pm

[re=388433]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: “Cream myself”?

Well, no.

I’m just sort of appalled at the racist “liberals” in here who are so eager to disarm African-Americans. Reminds me of another Great American Liberal Hypocrite: Now-Sen. Diane Feinstein. While she was busily trying to disarm the citizens of San Francisco, she forgot to mention the handgun that she had . . . “for protection.”

I recognize it’s hard for you racists to hide your “true colors.” But please, have some sensitivity for those of us who are more enlightened.

Anyway, my M-16 is nice (a Colt with the heavy target barrel); has a FABULOUS mil-spec optic; and doesn’t touch those nasty 30-Jams-In-A-Row semi-banana clips. (If you can’t hit the running school child with the standard 20-round mag, you shouldn’t be carrying the thing.)

slappypaddy August 17, 2009 at 3:29 pm

so the arms race begins

Brendan M. August 17, 2009 at 3:31 pm
widestanceromancer August 17, 2009 at 3:31 pm

Chill, people, he’s just Orly Taitz’ weapon butler.

I would give this man every $20 bill in my wallet if I met him in a Florida restroom.

thehelveticascenario August 17, 2009 at 3:31 pm

[re=388449]thehelveticascenario[/re]: ObviousLY, dumbass. And here’s a pic for comparison:
http://www.games32.com/web4/games_catalog/games/Left-4-Dead-PC/images/46605.jpg

AnnieGetYourFun August 17, 2009 at 3:31 pm

[re=388459]Neilist[/re]: Yes, of course. You are the only one here who is pro-gun. What was I thinking?

Today, we are all Diane Feinstein.

hobospacejunkie August 17, 2009 at 3:32 pm

At least this man is contributing to the employment of Secret Service agents. They must assign a whole contingent to watch each armed freakshow who shows up to these pointless gabfests. Without people like this we’d have dozens if not hundreds of unemployed SS out there, fomenting rebellion.

finallyhappy August 17, 2009 at 3:36 pm

From the article- why do people like Jon Stewart need writers when he can get his for free?

“This has nothing to do with the president being Black,” he said. “My ex-wife is Black.”

Another protester, 12-year-old Micah Vandenboom, was there with her parents.

She held a sign that made clear her opposition to the president’s health-care reform plans.

“Under Obama, everyone will get the same health care, that’s socialism,” she said. “It has failed in other countries, you know, like Europe.”

Joshua Norton August 17, 2009 at 3:37 pm

I don’t watch Fox Noise so I may have missed the announcement that the 1st and 2nd amendment were now merged.

Freedom of Speech while Heavily Armed. Something only a certified NRA gun-loon could think was even vaguely legal.

One Yield Regular August 17, 2009 at 3:38 pm

They should really make it illegal to carry an automatic weapon to a Presidential event unless you’re first required to remove your shoes, dump out any containers of liquid of more than 3 ounces, and put your gun oil in a transparent Ziploc bag before you arrive.

AnnieGetYourFun August 17, 2009 at 3:39 pm

[re=388402]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: Further proof that Gawker has apparently banned every single decent commenter.

shadowMark August 17, 2009 at 3:39 pm

[re=388437]Neilist[/re]: If “Panzer tank” is redundant then how do I differentiate between my Panzer tank and my Panzer Petrol Blue V Neck Men’s Sweater?

Gopherit August 17, 2009 at 3:42 pm

[re=388470]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: shh. It makes him feel special to isolate himself for no reason.

Extemporanus August 17, 2009 at 3:42 pm

Way to go, Kenneth! I’d like to see Obama’s purple-shirted union thugs try to mess with you now!

AUTOMATIC FOR WE THE PEOPLE!

AnnieGetYourFun August 17, 2009 at 3:42 pm

[re=388459]Neilist[/re]: BTW, I would think that if you took a poll of the weenies in here, you’d find the room equally split between “disarm” and “disrobe” for this pictured gentleman.

Guppy06 August 17, 2009 at 3:42 pm

[re=388437]Neilist[/re]: So, the Wehrmacht rolled across France with… large feral cats?

This guy’s new nickname is “Black Panzer!”

Nerdalicious August 17, 2009 at 3:43 pm
snideinplainsight August 17, 2009 at 3:44 pm

“People sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to swan around at teabag parties carrying way more firepower than they’d ever seriously think of using” – err, something like that.

qaf August 17, 2009 at 3:44 pm

[re=388459]Neilist[/re]: So I take it you’re here for the buttsex. Have you tried jamming a gun up your ass?

El Pinche August 17, 2009 at 3:46 pm

[re=388434]The Cold Sea[/re]: Jeff Sessions is on it as we speak. This is an outrage!

Monsieur Grumpe August 17, 2009 at 3:47 pm

You know, if he were to whip out his penis and wave it at the president he’d be locked up in 2 shakes. Guns? No problem.

Neilist August 17, 2009 at 3:47 pm

[re=388481]shadowMark[/re]: Anyone wearing a sweater brand named “Panzer Petrol Blue V Neck Men’s Sweater” is beyond redemption anyway.

But I heard that “Auschwitz Cologne for Men” is nice. Sort of a tangy barbeque fragance, with just a hint of regret . . . .

Extemporanus August 17, 2009 at 3:48 pm

[re=388408]Snarkalicious[/re]: If you want to mow down Grassley, strap on a dick scythe instead.

Guppy06 August 17, 2009 at 3:49 pm

[re=388491]Guppy06[/re]: and this is why I scraped by with C’s and D’s in my high school German class.

One Yield Regular August 17, 2009 at 3:49 pm

[re=388498]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: You seem to be implying that there is a difference.

Neilist August 17, 2009 at 3:49 pm

[re=388490]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: The “disrobe” ones are all wearing “Panzer Petrol Blue V Neck Mens Sweaters,” correct?

RoscoePColtraine August 17, 2009 at 3:53 pm

[re=388508]Neilist[/re]: And we’re the ones with impeccable taste too. Take that any way you like.

AnnieGetYourFun August 17, 2009 at 3:54 pm

[re=388508]Neilist[/re]: Nothing but a smile and a thin layer of KY, actually. Why do you ask?

GreatOldOnesParty August 17, 2009 at 3:56 pm

[re=388478]One Yield Regular[/re]: AR-15 is actually a semi-auto.

Accordion-o-rama August 17, 2009 at 4:02 pm

In the direction he points his gun and whether he chooses to fire, he is simply expressing his pubic opinion. This is clearly protected speech.

GreatOldOnesParty August 17, 2009 at 4:03 pm

I’m a gun/sword/knife loving libtard. So eat it!

WIDTAP August 17, 2009 at 4:11 pm

[re=388474]finallyhappy[/re]: Well you got to admit that countries like Europe do have better health care than countries like Africa. You Betcha. Also.

imissopus August 17, 2009 at 4:16 pm

“appalled at the racist “liberals” in here who are so eager to disarm African-Americans.”

I can’t find my gibberish-to-English dictionary. Probably just as well, I don’t have the energy to translate this thought-free spew. Buttsecks, also.

problemwithcaring August 17, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Thank god they chose to be discreet about photographing this guy. Someone could get hurt.

Gopherit August 17, 2009 at 4:29 pm

A good old fashioned WARBLOG will make us all feel better!!! Get Glenn! GET ‘EM!!!

http://www.defendglenn.com/support_wall.php?

LittlePig August 17, 2009 at 4:30 pm

[re=388490]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Being a well-armed hetero kind of pig, I’d have to vote for “neither”.

Downtheroadapiece August 17, 2009 at 4:30 pm

He is Kenneth Gladney.

azw88 August 17, 2009 at 4:32 pm

God, how I love Tucson, and hate the rest of this fuckin state! you can openly carry an assault rifle on the street, but try an carry a set of nunchucks? sorry boy that’s a crime!

Mariman is opposed to Obama’s health-care reform plan, but enjoys the fact that those who disagree with him, can disagree with him openly.

“These people can protest because I gave them the right.”

So this ashhole thinks he’s James Madison, Thomas Jefferson, et al all rolled up in to one? Didn’t know the right-wing bastards were into reincarnation.

And how about the guy yelling he’s not a racist because his Ex-wife is black? so much low-hanging fruit, so little time

Gopherit August 17, 2009 at 4:32 pm

[re=388573]LittlePig[/re]: Ditto.

But i support your right to not bear arms. Unfortunately, I live in ‘tard central, and my gun keeps me warm.

nestor August 17, 2009 at 4:34 pm

Hey, but at least in Arizona he can then go to a bar without having to drop his arsenal off at home.

GreatOldOnesParty August 17, 2009 at 4:39 pm

[re=388578]azw88[/re]: “you can openly carry an assault rifle on the street, but try an carry a set of nunchucks? sorry boy that’s a crime!”

Exactly! That is something I’ve never understood. I’d have to actually run across the street, jump barricades and hack my way through throngs of bystanders and Secret Service agents to even take a swing at the president with my katana.
But a nutjob with a rifle (not just an AR-15) can kill his ass with one (really) well-placed shot from 200+yds.
So which one is illegal to carry in public?
Why the sword of course!

Joshua Norton August 17, 2009 at 4:41 pm

I think it’s fine if gun loons want to go around waving their AK-47′s and what not. Just as I think it’s fine for the Secret Service to keep that little red laser beam from their gun sight directly focused on the loony’s chest or forehead at all times.

Links August 17, 2009 at 5:17 pm

Stereotype fail.

DP August 17, 2009 at 5:22 pm

Jesus F Christ, I got a ticket the other day for crossing the street against the light…moving to AZ!!!

Nerdalicious August 17, 2009 at 5:24 pm

[re=388576]Downtheroadapiece[/re]:
“He is Kenneth Gladney.”
Like the mythical “Waldo” Kenneth Gladney shows up at all loon functions.
“Where’s Kenneth Gladney?” A popular children’s book in Alabama

Jim89048 August 17, 2009 at 5:48 pm

Back in the day when I first joined the NRA, being black might’ve been an obstacle to membership in good standing. You know, kinda like the Mormon church. You’ve come a long way, baby!

ummm August 17, 2009 at 6:38 pm

[re=388405]Neoyorquino[/re]: you can do drive-thru liquor in Ohio as well.

chascates August 17, 2009 at 6:51 pm

(Late update: CNN now reports that there were two men carrying assault rifles, reportedly AR-15s, outside President Obama’s event in Phoenix.)

(Late late update: The Associated Press reports that there were about 12 people with guns outside the event.)

Jukesgrrl August 17, 2009 at 8:18 pm

[re=388426]Gopherit[/re]: I’d be willing to bet that PER CAPITA there are just as many meth labs, just as many guns, and just as many wingnut churches in Pima County as in Maricopa. They’re just spread out over a bigger space in Pima. When I ask people why they like living in Tucson, do you know what I get as the top three replies? The weather is #1, of course, but that is followed by “no traffic jams,” and “I can wear whatever I want.” Flip-flops and speeding as a quality of life issues.

schvitzatura August 17, 2009 at 8:38 pm

[re=388799]Jukesgrrl[/re]: An entire county of fatuous, bowling, nihilist-hating, Ardekan fetishists?

Who’da thunk?!?

schvitzatura August 17, 2009 at 8:40 pm

By any means necessary, youngblood…

Violenza August 17, 2009 at 10:49 pm

Plant or Carlton? Those are the only two options.

LoweredPeninsula August 18, 2009 at 6:11 am

Wait, I’ve said this in plenty of threads recently, but doesn’t he realize he’s black? Doesn’t he know that even the people he thinks are his friends will call the police on him just because he’s a black man with a gun? lol These Kenneth’s, and unindentified black men carrying guns at rallies are really starting to make me look bad.

J05H August 18, 2009 at 9:58 am

Brother’s carrying a Battle Rifle, folks, not an assault rifle. It uses a full size cartridge.

thefrontpage August 18, 2009 at 10:55 am

Who are these assholes claiming health care “socialism?”

We guess that Medicare and Medicaid–which provide health insurance money for tens of millions of Americans, including conservatives, far-right-wingers and Republicanas–is not socialism? Even though it is government-sponsored, taxpayer-sponsored, tax-money-sponsored health care? Of course it’s not “socialism,” and neither is the Obama administration’s health reform plan.

Nothing done by the Obama administration is in any way “socialism.” If ignorant people think that the government providing money to help certain institutiions is “socialism,” then, fine, we’ll take out all of the government money that goes to Medicaid, Medicare, Social Security, education, the military, police departments, fire departments, public works agencies, transportation, planning and zoning, code enforcements, consumer affairs regulations, commerce rules, trade laws, import and export laws, existing health care, social services, corrections, jails, prisons, buses, subways, trains, the postal service, drivers’ license agencies, environmental agencies, fish and wildlife agencies, natural resources, pollution controls, and about 5,000 other government functions.

Is government sponsoring all of these areas “socialism?”

Maybe we shouldn’t have any government, and we’ll just live in some crazy, psycho, lawless society. Yes, that would be better.

These protesters need to shut the hell up, get a life, and stop acting like assholes.

a_pink_poodle August 18, 2009 at 11:25 am

Pills here!

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