This is the part where Alice goes shrooming with the Celestial Pie-Bobbler and hallucinates that she is a half-Africkan unicorn in the Garden of Delights. (This photo was taken by a vampire.) [Official White House Flickr Feed]
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total mirror trip-face!
Cool. I wasn’t aware the White House had a hallucinatorium.
OMG, it’s the intertubes robotic nazi commie death signal for old people suicide teams!!! We’re into the looking glass peoples!! Where’s my AR-15??!? Why is it covered in Cheeto dust?????? OMG! OMG!OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!
THIS IS PROOF THAT SOUZA IS A VAMPYRICAL PHOTOG AND VOODOO IS ALIVE AND WELL IN THE WHITEHOUSE.
Hopey needs a lesson in personal space.
Whoever decorated that room needs to be slapped although I suspect that they might enjoy a good beating.
Ah, good, I’ve been waiting for a Terry Gilliam remake of “Dave.”
Wait, now, just a minute.
I thought it was ghosts whose reflection didn’t show up in the mirror. Are you sure it’s vampires? And wouldn’t the photog’s camera still have shown up, kinda floating in mid-air?
Must be Grandmommy Obama’s voodoo santeria chickenblood spells again! Now even the CAMERA’S a ghost-vampire-witch!
That photo seems excessively tall.
Hey! Somebody ate all the peaches!
Vampire? Oh, great, now all the teenage girls are going to come here and argue about which New Moon trailer is the sexiest.
Where do I get a vampire camera that doesn’t show up either? How does one go about making vampire items? I’d like it if my AR-15 didn’t show up on camera… That’d infuriate the MSNBC!
HGTV Design Star FAIL.
[re=391244]Jobbotch[/re]: FTW!
That photo speaks to me deeply on a metaphoric level. Unfortunately, I don’t know what metaphor it’s trying to communicate.
Still more aesthetically pleasing than the Carville/Matalin home.
The time has come, Obama said, to talk of many things.
Sort of has a voyeuristic, Kubrick sort of feel to it.
If the furniture was covered in plastic, I could swear they were in my aunt’s apartment in Philadelphia- except she is dead. Maybe they are there but it is a different dimension. And why are they drinking out of different glasses? And where are the apples that are required to be in every room? I think this proves the zombie vampire muslin theory.
Needs more slithy toves.
When you can snatch the Chardonnay out of my hand, you will be ready to fight Max Baucus.
Why call it Alice in Wonderland? Why not I Ate a Bunch of Fuckin’ Shrooms and Was Tripping Balls?
I see. One is much less poetic.
DO you know how long I’ve waited for this post?
What? Obama is breaking all kinds of protocol. Where are the matching armchairs? The flower arrangement? god, the mind boggle of French wallpaper..
…what; no plastic wrap on the sofa or bowl of petrified butter-scotch candy on the coffee table!?!?
[re=391262]Come here a minute[/re]: And more mimsean borogroves.
One pill makes you larger
One pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don’t do anything at all
Worst voyeur pron EVAR.
For the Snark is a me..
Stop walking down K street
Don’t come around here no more
Who did you expect to meet?
We now know that the Dharma Initiative is behind Obama’s plans to destroy America with muslim voodoo and time travel. Martha’s Vineyard is obv code for The Island.
LuLu, you say Gates will be up from Ground Zero asking for for that vorpal blade weapons system supplemental for FY2012?
The zoom-in-and-find-the-reptiles people [1] are going to have a field day with this one.
[1] http://educate-yourself.org/cn/obamareptilianlondonbaggage15apr09.shtml
[re=391297]schvitzatura[/re]: snicker-snack
President of Spades? Not my POTUS. Wonk off you have crossed the line. I am emailing $PLC fur sure.
So, if President Obama met with Dr. Pierre Chang, then he must be aware of the DHARMA Initiative. If he’s aware of the DHARMA Initiative, then he must be familiar with the island. If he’s familiar with the island, then he must be…
OMGOMGOMG!!1!
Somebody call Dr. Orly Taitz!
Obama DID go back in time to forge his Hawaiian birth certificate and birth announcements! Or even worse, OBAMA IS THE SMOKE MONSTER!!
isn’t the white house CONSTANTLY being redecorated? and they still end up with apricot / mustard fringe pillows and regencey infused bird / plant wallpaper?
we need a birther to redecorate and remind us of our freedoms and constitution.
[re=391517]Extemporanus[/re]: I really thought somebody else would pick up on that. Mmmph.
[re=391588]P Drizzle[/re]: Sorry for tripping on your coattails, P-to-the-D.
I have no idea how the hell I missed your comment. I read ‘em all, and even did a word search for Dharma! Either I spelled it wrong, or, or…
You’re with DHARMA and went back in time to post that comment?! Oh SHIT! Please don’t tell Ben!
[re=391646]Extemporanus[/re]: Shoulda known wonketteers are too busy saving Amurrkuh with laughter to watch shit like Lost.
You know the ornate sideboard in that room is filled with opium pipes and absinthe.
Ha ha! We thought for sure that had to be in some foreign city. Like Prague or the Kremlin.
Or an upscale opium den.
[re=391675]Moleman v2.5[/re]: Dang. How embarrassing. I swear I didn’t read your (much better written) post!
More proof that our exalted leader is no murrkin — that furniture there is French!
I can’t vouch for the wallpaper though — that shit is ugly.
Hey! Look carefully at the fireplace mantel in the mirror, you can see the decorative nesting dolls available at: http://www.nestingdolls.net/matr.pg5.html
I think it’s the Bill, Monica, and Hillary set … but not sure …
[re=391731]desertwind[/re]: No worries, sometimes it takes a long time for replies to show up.
What other theme rooms do they have in the White House these days? RenFair? Tomorrowland? Kennebunkport (just for fun)?
[re=392046]Moleman v2.5[/re]: Alas and alack, this is actually not in the White House. Would it not be fabulous if it were! That hoity-toity Blair House must be a trip and a half.
[re=391517]Extemporanus[/re]: Obama met with PF Chang? Did he ask him why his food is overpriced?
If some Arab state hasn’t given the white house a golden shisha yet, they better get on it. This will be the true guide to the peace process.
I agree dude.. ….http://bit.ly/reason_for_silver/?refer=Wonkette
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