…Would be some SECRET INTERIOR PHOTOS OF DICK CHENEY’S HOME, available on the Internet, to the public, hurry up you slobs and take your screen shots before this lady blocks access! Specifically, THIS and THIS. We’d post them here, but we don’t want to get shot. Although that will probably happen anyway. MUSH, MUSH! UPDATE: Ha, already gone. Part II: Terrify your friends with e-mail attachments! UPDATE II: *cough* *cough* UPDATE LXVII: Alex Pareene, dead man. [Liz and Paul's Wedding celebration at the Cheney's]
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The branding iron pretty much speaks for itself.
A “CHENEY” cattle brand. How gauche. Comes in handy when your torture squad is looking around for a branding iron, though. In a way, it makes Ahmed almost one of the family!
So that wasn’t my frat brother that applied that brand? (shudder)
That necktie keeps the foreskin from sliding up over his head.
I am going to file a lawsuit forcing W to show us pictures of his ass. America needs to know when and where he was branded.
May Liz and Paul’s progeny grow up to fight in a shit-stirred neo-con war of choice. Huzzah.
All URLs touching that Picasa site will be recorded, and a 5,000-KVA logic bomb/EMP is coming your way shortly. Being blind isn’t so bad.
The house seems lovely…and then you see the branding iron. Do you think that he uses it recreationally or did he use it to keep track of which detainees he had already waterboarded?
I don’t even want to make a joke about this for fear of the repercussions.
Looks like a country club or nice old-folks home.
so…is one of those nesting dolls the head of the Republican party Limbaugh?
[re=393697]TimeCubist[/re]: Has anyone checked George Bush’s ass?
Behind those yellow doors? Secret CIA prison. Dick just keeps it around for old times’ sake.
Hmmm…am I the only one who think Liz & Paul are kind of dorky looking? The fact that Darth Cheney let them have a wing-ding at his lair makes me think they’ve promised to feed him their first born kid to keep his soul from shriveling up and dying (more).
Why is Saddam in Bush Sr.’s pocket? Oh, nevermind…
God must have put one of her eyes on wrong.
Interesting paintings that looks suspiciously like they might be from Andy Warhol’s ever so brief urine on aluminum panel period. Wise choice Cheneys!
Ha – you chose the exact two photos that caught my eye… Great US Americans think alike.
[re=393717]TGY[/re]: Now I need a brain bleaching. Thanks for that.
A [img=http://picasaweb.google.com/jenniferjfox/LizAndPaulSWeddingCelebrationAtTheCheneyS#5347525752722943922]tribute[/img] to waterboarding?
Where do they keep the “man-sized safe”?
Who can I call about that brand burning a hole in my soul? FOR REAL.
Sure, they have a picture of the iron for branding detainees, but where is the blood orgy room?
Wait, where is the gay Cheney? Or has she been branded and sent off with the other alleged muslins?
Picasa is tempting me with the opportunity to write a comment……yet I dare not.
Interesting. I always imagined more soot and bloodstains on the walls.
[re=393724]mocowbell[/re]: they probably have the “Piss Christ” painting hanging in their bedroom.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ
Best blingee evah!
Not over the top, leaving fear a place in the picture.
Now I will wash my eyes out with antifreeze…..because it will hurt less.
all that stolen blood money and they still have walmart rugs and pergo flooring. I am disappointed.
Did you take a look at her other photo albums? She’s been to Camp David and works for John Bozzella, Ford insider.
She was at the Republican convention, but then there’s a whole photo album rejoicing Obama victory.
Identity crisis much?
gone already! glad i got a glimpse.
Cheney to Colin Powell.
“Play my hand or face the brand.”
Got to see the brand just before the ban went up. Thank you for the nightmares I’m going to have tonight
nooo, it’s gone, and I’m taunted by talk of this enigmatic cattle brand.
Dammit, I missed everything. Screenshots?
The cattle brand is how ‘ol Dick claims ownership over things. Things that have been branded: Bill ‘Reilly, his bed at Observatory Circle, & The Constitution.
Never fear. I have the link:
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_e_luWaeaQIA/SjY6dXGOcQI/AAAAAAAAE9c/CqCBY7WDvQg/s576/IMG_0191.JPG
[re=393700]Snarkalicious[/re]: Were you in Skull & Bones with Dubya? He branded people (late-1960s NYT article I found; I purchased the pdf). But he was a wimp; he just used a bent coat-hanger.
I had (still should have) some GHW Bush, Reagan, and Thatcher dog squeaky toys. Didn’t see followups for Clinton or Dubya. I think they’re ore fun than the nesting dolls.
[re=393711]TheRealJimbo[/re]: Too late!
[re=393697]TimeCubist[/re]: The branding-irons were especially made to fit the small of the bride’s and groom’s backs, just in case they ever thought about “going off the reservation”… the brands also double as heirloom-quality wedding gifts from Dick & Lynne, to pass down (and use as desired) on the couple’s future children….
I see nothing!
RIP Sergeant Schultz
Dammit, I didn’t get to see them!
Will someone who is not afraid to die post them?
[re=393751]Gopherit[/re]:
Ten bucks says Scooter Libby has that em-BLA-zoned across teh asscheeks.
That brand has 5 different flavors of muslin meat on it.
[re=393751]Gopherit[/re]: You are a true American hero, sir.
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_e_luWaeaQIA/SjY6ULPVZkI/AAAAAAAAE9A/LllWl2dgqlw/s640/IMG_5166.JPG – judging from the ambient light, the hellgate is either just opening or just closing
[re=393697]TimeCubist[/re]: so does this pic
[re=393758]Zadig[/re]: Whatever…what can Cheney do to…gaaahhh!!!! SPLORRRT!!!!>!
[re=393760]Gopherit[/re]: judging from the ambient light, the hellgate is either just opening or just closing
At least it’s not the ice cream cone picture.
[re=393760]Gopherit[/re]: Just opened with Cheney’s cane-wand right beside him, made from the shinbones of Iraqi orphans…
Doesn’t the presence of those Russian nesting dolls suggest that he’s been a Russian agent bent on the destruction of America all along and should be shot for treason? If not, couldn’t we just start screaming it at town hall meetings anyway?
[re=393736]Joehoya[/re]: They did the lower level in blood. Liz insisted that the upper level be done in lesbian cowgirl.
Your name in iron block letters? That isn’t a brand. Considering it’s Cheney, I’d say it’s akin to friendship bracelets. Still, very gay, as befitting the greatest of Cheney traditions.
(I’m part owner of a registered brand that has graced the hinds of bovines for the better part of a century, so there).
[re=393751]Gopherit[/re]: I missed your link. Thanks.
RIP Gopherit
[re=393717]TGY[/re]: I would’ve said Scooter Libby’s dick, but yea, that works too.
[re=393751]Gopherit[/re]: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now we know where Lynne gets some of her kinky plotline ideas.
She has some lovely pictures in her picasa account, including this beauty:http://lh5.ggpht.com/_e_luWaeaQIA/Ro_uG9iCkvI/AAAAAAAAAS4/CJxl5WsVKw4/s800/P35903-04a_1.jpg
Hah, they’ve been taken down or set as private.
So Daddy Cheney finally found some poor sap to marry that troll Liz. I think we can safely assume she’ll be keeping his balls in a man-sized safe. No room or need for two sets in the new family.
Wow. Not even my trusty Wayback Machine coughed it up. I guess when it comes to security, it pays to have friends in low places. Hmpf. Here, kids. Stash this URL for future purposes: http://www.archive.org/web/web.php
[re=393751]Gopherit[/re]: Although the branding iron conjures up all manner of hot-poker hijinks in the underground Cheney compound, I’m guess it was part of set of branding irons gifted to Dick & W.
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:AYWdm02CuBdoiM:http://www.bushspeaks.com/thumbs/bush_brand.jpg
Nevertheless, I would have thought something like this to be more Cheney’s taste:
http://www.brandingsteaks.com/catalog/images/images_big/202.jpg
I missed it. Was there a wagon wheel coffee table?
Here’s a copy of the Russian nesting dolls pic I saved:
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/97699819-Dick-Cheney-s-Repository-of-Souls
That AMZ paperweight is “a small piece of marble signed in black magic marker ‘amz 6-7-06′ — a piece of rubble from the house where US forces found terrorist Abu Musab al Zarqawi”. Condi has one too! http://www.washingtonian.com/articles/people/3703.html
If he had somebody’s head in a jar, I’d be impressed.
[re=393752]Uncle Glenny[/re]: He branded people, but as a DEKE, not a Skulls&boneser. I believe the Yale chapter was actually closed because him.
Don’t you suppose he has more than one lair? This is probably not his Tower of Solitude.
[re=393918]zhubajie[/re]: Ah, you may be right. I’ll have to dig up the article (it’s a pdf of a scan of the newspaper clipping).
Re-Branding Cheney…(more pulled pics)
http://www.johnennis.tv/blog/re-branding-cheney/
Aren’t brands supposed to be only a small character, just enough to identify the poor cow, so as to minimize pain? Cheney’s brand, of course, spells out his whole entire name, for maximum pain.
…he had yellow eyes, by God, yellow eyes!
[re=393984]wallythepug[/re]:
Scut Farkus LIVES! Too bad Ralphie didn’t sink a shiv in him when he had the chance.
Here is Liz and Paul’s New York Times Wedding announcement:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/28/fashion/weddings/28Denny.html
And Liz’ happy commentary about the whole Cheney reception affair:
http://blog.peridotpaper.com/?p=150
Cheers to the happy couple!
Weirdly, she’s talking about how to have a wedding on a budget. Couldn’t ol’ Dick have had it put on the Iraq war tab as a wedding present?
Did they bring out the Gimp?
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