CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR THE PROMISED WORLD WINNERS: Miss Natalie Elder quoted “Take the ‘A’ Train,” John Downs dropped “Let’s Fall In Love,” and Philip Bender mentioned “Blue Skies,” so they have defeated the Puzzle of Weirdness and shall each receive a copy of Lisa Tucker’s new novel, hooray! Thanks to the crazy number of Wonkette Readers who took part in the contest!
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Authors
Jim Newell (5418)
Wonkette Jr. (623)
Kirsten Boyd Johnson (796)
Kaia Mursi (43)
Garrett Quinn (13)
Liz Colville (94)
Ken Layne (6695)
Blair Burke (170)
Matt Langer (40)
Arielle Fleisher (385)
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Congratulations, folks! I was going to enter, but a harrowing story about a lost twin reminds me too much of the one I consumed in utero.
Where are their birth certificates!?!?
Good going, contest entering people. You don’t seriously listen to jazz, do you?
Goddamnit.
Fine. Just fine. I’m gonna read Rudy Wurlitzer’s Nog. Again.
CAN’T READ ONLY TYPE NOBAMA.
Jesus, another repeat posting — when will Wonkett get her act together.
[re=403008]Come here a minute[/re]: TO HELL WITH YOU. Was this information on the old post? Did we know who actually won?? How about if we had just kept E-MAILING THE SHIT out of Wonkette to the point where the server crashed or something? If you want to be critical about “Wonkett” (sic) repeating posts, why don’t you run over to any other “developing” story on some “news website” where the information you receive repeats itself more than a Rick-Roll.
Fuck you very much.
[re=403019]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Dude. Step away from the coffee pot.
Uh, since when do any of us have real names? That sound like real people?
[re=403008]Come here a minute[/re]: you must not have been here for previous cullings. Pity.
<===== stands back to await banhammer.
[re=403008]Come here a minute[/re]: Must be the Migraines…
If you take the last names of the three winners and read them last to first, you come up with this Wonkette headline “Bender Downs Elder.”
I was on a bender myself, for over a week and had no idea Wonkette had a contest and was actually giving something away.
[re=403008]Come here a minute[/re]: Oh, and fuck you, cocksucker. Many apologies if I forgot to mention it— asshole.
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