ANDREW SULLIVAN 100% GAY FOR SKOALREBEL: “I thought he was kinda hot myself” — marijuana pundit Andrew Sullivan, being not sarcastic at all about the actual smartest person alive today, skoalrebel. [Andrew Sullivan, Lauri Apple illustration]
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What the…? How could any genital-possessing human’s member be engorged by such a creature? I’ve seen actual hobos with actual hobo shit in their actual hobo pants with more sexual appeal than this tobacco-drooling monstrosity.
Oh my, Sully needs to fix his gaygles..
I love a man with the look that says “Duhhhhh….”
Oh Andrew you big huggable bear you. Nice way to freak out the true ‘Mericans. I guess you are into portly Morans?
Just a pinch between his cheek and gum….
Sully, he spits.
Skoalrebel is not real, is – what?? WHAT??? OH MY GOD!!1!!
Saw Sully at the Folsom Street Fair yesterday, snacking on a bag of dicks. UNSALTED dicks! The man has no taste.
Skoalrebel/Sullivan 2012! (in bed)
You all realize you’ve just caused the death of skoalrebel, right? See, when his friends discover a known gay human said something nice about him, they’ll have no choice but to kill him. These folks think the gay is contageous and now skoalrebel is tainted with it by being the object a known gay’s remark. They must kill him. It’s how these primitive cultures roll.
[re=420778]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Nice.
Sully’s taking this whole identify with the poor & oppressed thing a tad far, me thinks.
[re=420784]ChernobylSoup v2[/re]: Not just a gay human, but a (sort of) a conservative one, too. But don’t worry, I don’t skoalrebel’s friends can read.
Deliverance starring skoalrebel, Andrew Sullivan and Trigger. Oh, and Fag Hag McCain.
Live long and prosper, “Wonkett.”
[re=420791]the problem child[/re]: “don’t think”
Wait, does Andrew Sullivan get paid to type one sentence out like that?
what a lovely image– those two barebacking it in the woods
“Only you can prevent flaming forests.”
– Cocksmokey the Bear
Oh Sully, you think his clinical case of sleep apnea is sexy now, just wait until you’re trying to sleep in that one bedroom trailer.
Meanwhile, Matt Drudge has still not gotten over his infatuation with the sneezing panda cub.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R6vMPYR1vo
One thing every gay knows, there’s no accounting for teh hots. They just happens.
[re=420781]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: I THOUGHT that was Sully in the rubber urinal mask crouching under a “Free Restroom” sign!
He looks like Mitch McConnell’s grandson.
[re=420852]Vulpes82[/re]: Apparently “conservative” applies to bodily fluids. And I thought shit just came OUT of his mouth. Turns out it’s a two-way street. No wonder he wants to be skoalrebel’s personal spit-cup.
1: Hook them up
2: Upload hawt blogger-on-inbreed-action video to YouTube
3: ??????
4: Sorry, no profit.
As funny as that would be, it wasn’t skoalrebel. It was some other dippin’ Obama hater. The video has been removed from YouTube
[re=420923]Coolin[/re]: I don’t know what’s more hilarious/depressing/hilarious — that Skoalrebel exists or that there are actually more of him.
Sully is a bear chaser. I usually dig Andrew’s opinions but his taste in men suck. And not in that good way, either.
I’m still waiting for the new skoalrebel video, where, in his English accent, he points out the wickedly funny joke he’s played on everyone. Seriously, a little cravat and he wouldn’t look like a meth-head AT ALL.
I’m topping Sully-I mean BACKING. You know what I mean…
[re=420825]The Cold Sea[/re]: yea, but Sully was obviously going through pot withdrawal when he said this. That will make you a bit fuzzy and out of sorts on a good day.
Sully must’ve seen the video I made yesterday. That video has won the hearts and minds of freedom-loving people the world over. Even bearded ones.
i have just as much of a soft spot for a tasty bit of redneck rough trade (or sad eyed closet case Matt Latimer for that matter) as anyone else, but EEEUUUWUWWWWWW the mentally challenged chaw spewing inbred manatee thing is NOT working for me at all.
[re=420764]The Station Manager[/re]: HUZZAH! couldn’t have said it better.
Unfortunately for Sully, Skoal rebel strikes me as the kind of red neck who likes to keep it in the family, so unless your one of his pre-pubescent male cousins…
[re=421025]loquaciousmusic[/re]: I wanted to find out if you were completely nuts or just a little insane, but then a strange fear hit me and I just couldn’t ask.
Wait, are you saying that that skoalrebel thing is a person? No way, man. I’ve seen people before. I don’t know what the fuck that thing is but it sure as hell isn’t a person. At best it’s some kind of retarded Yeti-human hybrid.
[re=421052]Come here a minute[/re]: I wouldn’t have made it at all, but I got up early so I could prepare to pick up my new elitist mobile, an Audi A4, and I had some time to kill. (I think that’s probably exactly what happened to Alan Metter when he made Police Academy 7!)
This reinforces what I have come to understand: gays do not understand which straights are hot, black people do not understand which white people are hot (such as Kid Rock), and vice versa (Pharrell).
Simplest explanation for all this: Sullivan’s into self-degradation.
I have no idea what this thread was a about, and I went to all of the links. Who is Sullivan calling hot? Albeit, my crappy connection and browser never fully loads his page and gives me a script error.
[re=421025]loquaciousmusic[/re]: You found a picture of him with a pack of Kools. Doesn’t that make skoalrebel a wigger?
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