Here’s a wacky poll from the Facebook over the weekend. The Secret Service were informed and are now looking to kill the shit out of someone, perhaps the person who created this poll.
We’re surprised there aren’t 10,000 of these polls on the Facebook at all times, what with the “racism + Internet + basic typing ability” quandary so many have become acquainted with in recent years.
The Washington Post breaks the really bad news in all of this, however: “Because the application was disabled, the responses to the nonscientific polls are not available.”
Hey! Maybe the poll was crass, but how does that make it not Science?
Facebook poll: Should Obama be killed? [Political Carnival]
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I’ve really had enough of this shit.
Sentenced to internet death for being not-funny.
JFK RFK MLK Malcolm…
MSM ordered to censor G20.
8 more years just like the last 8?
Gates speaks as if he is a Cheney Clone.
Judeofascists loved promoting their “Islamofascism” propaganda.
Carrots(bribery) Sticks(murder) Coercive Diplomacy(extortion & blackmail).
Did you see all the same bloodthirsty AIPAC-paid recycled neocon shills on TV selling more war for profit?
Watch as they pretend to know nothing of the mounting 9/11 evidence, whistleblowers, & leaks that point to them
Orly Taitz is going to cite this poll in her next motion.
Haha. Some wingnuts thought their internet activity was anonymous and untraceable.
it is not science because it is not a controlled experiment, though it does now look like it’s being controlled. way controlled.
I miss William McKinley, Jr.
[re=421129]nader paul kucinich gravel[/re]: You are crazy, but not my kind of crazy.
should wonkett wield the banhammer?
O nader
O paul
O kucinich
O gravel
[re=421129]nader paul kucinich gravel[/re]: Editors? Please?
[re=421129]nader paul kucinich gravel[/re]: Are you one of those bots? Did the facebook poll crash you, and did The Wonkett link redirect you to the comments?
Because, if so, please don’t come back.
I want to propose an amendment to the healthcare bill that requires all Republicans to attend a remedial humor course. Someone’s gotta tell them this shit isn’t funny.
[re=421129]nader paul kucinich gravel[/re]: Um, I think you’re looking for HuffingtonPost.com. That’s the home of long-winded, left-wing, punctuation deprived, off-topic posts that aren’t funny.
[re=421129]nader paul kucinich gravel[/re]: SkoalRebel? When did you get an account here?
I find it harder and hard to believe some wing nut has not taken a pot shot at Barry.
thankfully, the Secret service must be really, really, really good, and is in full time nipping it in the bud mood.
Vote in the nader paul kucinich gravel poll:
Should [re=421129]nader paul kucinich gravel[/re] be banned?
o Yes
o Maybe
o If doesn’t start making with the funny
o Yes
[re=421143]Come here a minute[/re]: Can I vote twice?
Wow, it’s gotta be real tough for these dickholes to type with no opposable thumbs.
[re=421150]WestEdEd[/re]: I hate to say it but I bet the SS hopes the white guy wins in 2012–they haven’t had to work this hard to keep a guy alive since…ever.
[re=421151]sezme[/re]: Let him stay. Maybe he can be the entertainment on slow news days. I suggest giving him his own column.
[re=421129]nader paul kucinich gravel[/re]: ask them to test the ADS on you at the next G20. PLEASE.
[re=421129]nader paul kucinich gravel[/re]: RON PAUL 2012!
He can’t win don’t jizz yourself.
He’s got a chance!
Yeah, in France. Bet you’d vote for PALIN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QyYaPWasos
[re=421143]Come here a minute[/re]: “D”: All of the Above – please!
Yay Bannination!
When I first heard of this, I was hoping against hope that the SS/FBI had planned it themselves. Now I remember that they’re not smart enough…can’t even save the freakin poll results! Buncha Intertube Rubes.
You’ve gone too far this time, Nate Silver!
[re=421129]nader paul kucinich gravel[/re]: The Aristocrats!
[re=421150]WestEdEd[/re]: they are, and we are eternally in their debt. keep a light in the window for them.
The internet is the vomitorium of the modern age. People like to disgorge themselves of their respective bitterness.
[re=421127]BadKitty[/re]: I have nothing funny to add. It’s just appalling what passes for civil behavior.
[re=421148]loquaciousmusic[/re]: taint me – yur gaigh. grumplefukkk
This facebook pollster will be the next common sense conservative hero. Let’s wait for the t-shirts and signs.
The comments on this article over at wapo are pretty amazing too. What’s up with all the Assassination Supporters?
all tha assinatin is cause nobamma is ruin the country and to all yall that dont like my videos you can fuckin get assinatid to cause america aint gonna stand for it much longer gay crybabby muslin aint even born in this country dont act like it aint true bitches
Its the “basic typing ability” that “kills’ ‘em.
i think you got the formula wrong, it should be “racism + basic typing ability = Internet”
[re=421182]El Pinche[/re]: Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa)will present him/her/them with the Golden Status Update at Take Back America 2010.
[re=421214]pampl[/re]: reminds me of this:
http://notnews.today.com/files/2009/07/welcome-to-4chan.jpg
THE HOLOCAUST WAS A MYTH. HITLER AND BILL SAFIRE FLEW 6 MILLION JEWS TO LIVE IN KOSHER KRATERS ON THE MOON!! ALSO MACDRE AND THE NATION OF THIZZRAEL DID 9/11!!! IT WAS AN NCYDE JOB!!!!!!11!!
come visit my website, nytimes.com
[re=421208]skoal rebel[/re]: Roscoe is genuinely perplexed. Could be a very clever wonktard going undercover to make us laff….or could it really be….? I honestly don’t know.
[re=421208]skoal rebel[/re]: Jim, we need a ruling. Is this person’s IP address, perchance, in Kentucky? Oh, the fun we’re all about to have.
Now the Progressives want to say that if you have a poll to off Obama, then you’re a racist. This is how white culture has come under attack.
— Glennda of Beck
[re=421227]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: One thing is certain: this one must never be banned.
[re=421227]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: “muslin” is a dead give away. I know my wonktards.
[re=421242]S.Luggo[/re]: It doesn’t even matter if that’s a real quote or not, because all of his quotes are surreal.
[re=421227]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: It’s Boomhauer.
[re=421234]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: I’d eat a bag of Copenhagen laced dicks to have the real skoalrebel guest edit on Wonkette for a day. He can redo the ad banners (Redman, NASCAR, Play-Doh , etc) and choose all topics. It would be glorious.
[re=421254]El Pinche[/re]: It’s a very good reproduction, I must say. Semi On-Topic, rambly. The incoherence is amazing — that’s very difficult to replicate. Mis-spellings are easy to fake, though.
[re=421254]El Pinche[/re]: my sentiments exactly.
All you need is tin foil on top of your head to get canned around here?
Jeez….
[re=421150]WestEdEd[/re]: “I find it harder and hard to believe some wing nut has not taken a pot shot at Barry.”
They did, actually, but it was years ago, before there were Interwebz, so it doesn’t count.
[re=421254]El Pinche[/re]: yeah. i scent the musk of masquerade. too much a mixture of the good, the bad, and the ugly. the genuine article would ring true when soundly rapped. this one… no, my crap detector’s going off.
[re=421273]slappypaddy[/re]: [re=421254]El Pinche[/re]: Yeah, but the content is so…nutty. I’m still not 100% convinced. We need scientific evidence.
“If he cuts my healthcare” ? ?
I need to read some rightwing sites. I am lost.
To be candid, I’m not up on the law in this area. Can anyone tell me if the same issues would arise as to the following poll?:
“Should former Vice President Richard “Dick” Cheney be tried at the World Criminal Court of The Hague, and then excuted by military firing squad shortly after his 15 minute trial is concluded?
[ ] Yes.
[ ] HELL yes.
[ ] Not unless we have a raffle for the firing squad slots.
[ ] Not unless someone else pays for the “sniper rifle” ammo. (That stuff’s EXPENSIVE.)
Oh, and would your answer change if former President Bush’s forehead were used as the bullet backstop, rather than sandbags. (I mean, it’s not as if you could damage the former, and sandbags are expensive.)
[re=421290]Neilist[/re]: wording and context may be crucial to demonstrating intent. i mean, look at where we are, we’re in wonkettia, a playground. and look at who we are, we’re wonketties. we probably couldn’t even hurt ourselves intentionally or without outside help. dastardly dickie snickers in our general direction, smirky monkey remains oblivious, and justice remains a distant dream that vanishes when one awakes.
[re=421285]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Ditto, but here’s Hopin…
[re=421390]Whatever Blows Your Skirt[/re]: OH JEBUS… Does this mean I’m a “Ditto Head?” Also.
I’m so tired of these mouth-breathing, cross-burning, sheet-wearing, knuckle-dragging because they just learned to walk upright, tea-bagging, lunatics that I’m ready to be my own death panel.
(not really on the death panel part)
[re=421438]Holding Out for a Hero[/re]: im tired of winey ass liebearals bitchin about wantin to turn america to socalism trehuggin hippy raisin taxes on cigs to $5 a pack hell they probably gonna be like 12bucks a pack by the time nobamma gets kicked out of office for ruinin this country with the way the economys goin so ill death panal you bitch
There is no way on earth he’ll ever be assassinated. He will fulfill his destiny as the worst, single term President in US history.
God forbid we have to put up with tree hugging,chardonnay sipping, liberal hippies, sitting around with lighted candles in their hands singing Kumbaya and Imagine and making him out to be some modern day Martin Luther King or JKF. Another 60 years of conspiracy theories about this muppet? It’s definitely not worth it. Its just as likely some pansy assed liberal from Obama’s thugs at ACORN whipped that poll up. As for the Secret Service tracking down the perpetrator..umm…aren’t they still looking for that kid who whipped up the Obama Joker Socialism posters?
[re=421457]skoal rebel[/re]: Nicely done – spelling errors and no punctuation. Be careful where you spit your dip.
[re=421473]theevilmonkey[/re]: Republican driving lesson:
If a Republican gets behind the wheel and drives off a cliff while fiddling with the radio, it’s called “keeping us safe since right after we hit the ground in a second.”
If a Democrat gets behind the wheel and dashes around a rockslide, rescues a young maiden from a pride of hungry lions and warns a small town about an oncoming tornado, it’s called “destroying the very foundations of the vehicle.”
[re=421473]theevilmonkey[/re]: The Secret Service get involved when a retard draws a poster? I’ll be durned. However, I do believe, my easily frightened, logically-challenged friend, that tracking down a person who invented a poll on facebook is a rather simple, straightforward process. The mystery won’t last as long as the time it took for you to graduate kindeegarden.
skoal rebel, your ciggies are going to be a bargain at 12 bucks a pack. Obamugabe’s multi TRILLION dollar ‘stimulus’ package (how many trees do you have to chop down to print multi trillions of dollars you JOKES?!)will ensure that the hyperinflation that’s coming will see the Chinese and the rest of the world drop your Dollar and your Treasuries like dogcrap, whilst Obamugabe keeps writing out the cheques for health care and cap and trade with no money in the bank. You are screwed pal.
Now who would of thunk that Faux News would have to take down their comments section to this story. Personally Im shocked.
[re=421290]Neilist[/re]: dude dats not kool u gonnas get us introuble again
[re=421473]theevilmonkey[/re]: You were good until you used the word “perpetrator”… that is way too sophisticated a word for a red-stater. And you spelled it correctly. Skoal rebel you’re clearly a Wonktard…as you haven’t used ALL CAPS even once. Dead give-away.
[re=421496]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: I stand corrected. They’re not looking for that kid. They are still going through all the emails they received at the White House in response to Macon Phillips’ request for members of the public to forward questionable claims to the administration about health insurance reform. You remember it don’t you? In case it slipped your convenient memory and so you can reassure my easily frightened nature, I’ve included it below.
“There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation,” said Phillips.
“Since we can?t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we?re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov,” said Philips.
[re=421509]theevilmonkey[/re]: laugh while you can monkey boy. oh and Obamugabe, that is a good one cus Obama has the death squads murdering the opposition just like Mugabe uh wait Obama dosn’t, He uses law enforcement and the constitution (mostly) tardly mctardison
[re=421524]dogscantlookup[/re]: The Obamugabe reference is in relation to hyperinflation (you only have to comprehend the context in which it was presented). Or have you suddenly acquired Maureen Dowd’s clairvoyance to be able to read whats on my mind and brand me a racist? Sticks and stones and all that. If you have acquired Dowd’s clairvoyant abilities, I’d rather you just gave me next week’s lottery numbers thanks, rather than make implications that simply don’t exist.
I meant to say Obama uses law enforcement and the constitution (mostly) to prosecute threats and to the protect us, the U.S. and the government mostly you tardly mctardison tard esquire
[re=421509]theevilmonkey[/re]: Pseudo-environmentalism FAIL.
One item of note is that American paper money is made not of wood pulp, but of field crop fiber — linen and cotton.
Facts — they’re not just for breakfast anymore.
[re=421532]theevilmonkey[/re]: troll where did I call or label you a racist? and the numbers are 25 4 98 6
Hoo hoo!
I can’t wait to hear the howls of “socialism” when the Secret Service straps on the latex glove and says hi to the guy who created this and everyone who said “yes.”
Enjoy your week, jerks.
http://marmel.com/2009/09/moron-asks-in-poll-if-obama-should-be-killed-enjoy-jail-idiot/
[re=421519]theevilmonkey[/re]: You’re afraid of a white house email account where a person can voluntarily send rumors they hear regarding health care reform, and thereby receive clarification and/or verification? I’m not sure I understood you, but if that’s the case, I doubt there’s much I can say to make you feel better. But, I’ll try by saying they won’t be coming for you yet, evilmonkey.
Regarding the facebook poll, virtually any dullard with access to the appropriate and pertinent database and member information could probably trace the origin within an hour. Two, if the administrator/creator made an attempt to cover their tracks. The Secret Service likes to follow-up on threats (real or perceived) to the President, and their jurisdiction and powers to investigate are fairly…liberal, I’d suspect. I’m not sure why you’re mixing up the Secret Service with the White House Office for New Media.
[re=421509]theevilmonkey[/re]: Here in real Merika its spelled “checks”. I guess cheques is some sort of faggy socialist foreign spellin. I do give you props for only holding the caps lock button down twice which is really exceptional for a wingnut. I know its a hard urge to fight and you only gave in to it twice. I think it takes as many trees as it does to spend a trillion on war over imaginary weapons of mass destruction. Only a few thousand less soldiers die. But please go ahead and argue for Hoover economics, cause that dude rocked. As for the deficits, I only wish hopey could match the balance budgets of Ronnie, and the Bushes, oh wait, they never did balance a budget. But please continue, your hypocrisy is astounding.
[re=421532]theevilmonkey[/re]: our dollar is so worth 1,000,000,000% less than under Bush. I am so wrong I think that printing more money for no good reason is wrong just like I think it was wrong to cut taxes for the rich in a war and losing billions of $ in cargo plane loads was wrong, you hyperbolic pig aids vector. want more food troll I know I should not feed it but its big dead shark eyes say more more more
[re=421534]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Thanks for setting me straight on the facts. Of course you can also tell me what the impact of food prices will be after all that land has to be re-allocated away from food production to produce the extra cotton that will be required to print those multi trillions of dollars? I think you already tried something similar recently with the re-allocation of food producing land to produce bio-fuels. As I recall it sent the price of agricultural commodities soaring. Oh sorry, that was the fault of speculators (your world doesn’t work unless you can find someone else to blame). In the fairytale world of the left, the laws of supply and demand don’t operate, nor do the laws of logic.
[re=421552]theevilmonkey[/re]: You, sir, have the mental acuity of a Chris Griffin, but the megalomania and baby wang of a Stewy. Nicely done!
[re=421537]dogscantlookup[/re]: I didn’t say you called me a racist. I said since you seemed to know what was on my mind, you probably were going to continue down the path that, since I dare to disagree with your Messiah, I must be a racist. Thanks for the lottery numbers. If I wasn’t certain you had a ticket already, I’d give you a cut.
[re=421473]theevilmonkey[/re]: You forgot brie and volvo driving. Gotta have brie and volvos in one of those rants.
[re=421552]theevilmonkey[/re]: Oh joy — two in a row:
GENEVA, Switzerland, October 2006: Subsidies to biofuels have reached record levels in the United States and are a costly way of achieving public policy objectives, according to a report launched in October 2006 by the GSI.
Let’s see — now who was in charge of both the House and the Senate for the six years ending in November, 2006? Oh yeah — Republicans.
As y’all are so fond of saying: Own it.
http://www.globalsubsidies.org/en/research/biofuel-subsidies-united-states
cotton? cotton! COTTON!!! you racist! just using your logic
[re=421534]SayItWithWookies[/re]: For the love of Baby Jeebus, don’t try to sift through that last heap of word salad prepared by theevilmonkey. It will drag you into a black hole of logic from which light itself cannot escape. I came perilously close myself.
[re=421552]theevilmonkey[/re]: Oh, and thanks for validating my theory that if you’re bad with facts in one possibly trivial sense, you’re probably bad with facts in general.
I also have this theory that the better you are with facts and critical analysis, the more likely you are to be a liberal. Wanna help with that one, too?
[re=421556]theevilmonkey[/re]: “Or have you suddenly acquired Maureen Dowd’s clairvoyance to be able to read whats on my mind and brand me a racist?” reptard cant recall what you wrote? bag o salty rat dicks for you by usps, not fedex
[re=421560]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Aw, no sweat. It’s like taking money from an evangelical birfer with a Beanie Baby collection and a Q-Ray bracelet.
[re=421560]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: too late I am there I can’t think just rage rage mindless rage! I can feel its thoughts and I feel I feel stupid
[re=421509]theevilmonkey[/re]: WHATDOYOUMEAN – CHINNESE CIGS! we gotta do somehting about nobamma now i mean now because im not smoking no chinese cigs but theyre just more socalist the we even are but not for long cause are country is going to hell real quick
LMAO here. You angry, hateful, spiteful, little people. Resorting to personal insults. That’s quality. I look forward to checking in on your parallel universe again later, where the laws of supply and demand don’t operate. Where you always have someone on standby that you can blame when you don’t get your way, and where all those nice societies that in reality, hate everything you stand for (i.e. Islam), really they just want to peacefully co-exist with you, if only you’d be nicer to them. Try as you might you can’t wish away your Messiah’s approval rating since he took office. Its terminal fellas. Good luck.
[re=421576]theevilmonkey[/re]: “You angry, hateful, spiteful, little people. Resorting to personal insults. That’s quality” Quality? Quality? This Is Wonkette!!!
[re=421576]theevilmonkey[/re]: i aint insultin shit im just not buyin no chinese cigs from no muslin
[re=421576]theevilmonkey[/re]: When you start off by personally insulting people then cry about people being “hateful” towards you, it really comes off like a combination of low intelligence and a persecution complex.
[re=421576]theevilmonkey[/re]:
50% = terminal
23% = leadership
theevilmonkey = priceless
[re=421552]theevilmonkey[/re]: Sorry but I cant resist, but when you said this “In the fairytale world of the left, the laws of supply and demand don’t operate, nor do the laws of logic”. Would that be the world where gas went to 4 bucks while supply went up and demand went down?
Obama’s approval rating is down, in no small part, due to all the libruls like myself who tell the pollsters they disapprove of his handling of healthcare reform. And we’ll probably all show up in 2012 to vote against Mike Huckabee, so, there’s that little fact for conservtards to keep in mind when going off about Obama’s numbers.
[re=421582]glamourdammerung[/re]: “like a combination of low intelligence and a persecution complex”. Ah yes, the liberal way of changing minds and hearts. That arrogant air of intellectual superiority. Nice work. Neat.
[re=421576]theevilmonkey[/re]: This barrage of babble is unbearable.
I speak 3 languages and I’m still trying to figure out what you’re on about. Take that shit to Facebook, you sanctimonious hypocrite.
[re=421592]BMK[/re]: Shouldn’t you be busy elsewhere trying to get Polanski, the convicted child rapist, released from jail you liberal elitist hypocrite?
[re=421591]theevilmonkey[/re]: thats right buddy librals are always onto me but they dont see whats happening to real americans. tell em
Would it be too much to ask for a second banhammer to fall tonight? The lack of snark and the pure stoopid are really quite appalling. And the ahammer probably isn’t even back in our blogmaster’s pants,yet.
[re=421597]theevilmonkey[/re]: lmfao polak. this ones good a polak has to paint the lines on the road. day 1 polak paints ten miles, his boss buys him a stripper, day2, he just did five, day3, he painted only a mile of the road. his bos says wtf. polak says bitch that paint bucket gets further away every day mothafucka
[re=421597]theevilmonkey[/re]: Wow, that’s all you got? Thanks for validating my theory that when you’re out of ideas, you shouldn’t advertise the fact.
[re=421591]theevilmonkey[/re]: yes we all are more intellectualy superior to you dumb de dumb dumb, and I my self am a dropout and make less than 10k a year and I laugh at your shitbrainness. So how would you vote on that poll you racist you?
Skoal Rebel, I’d pop your man cherry, if yer cousin hadn’t already.
[re=421576]theevilmonkey[/re]: peggy? peggy? is that you?
[re=421597]theevilmonkey[/re]: I think it’s adorable how you keep coming back, after having been violently eviscerated. Your perennial retch is surpassed only by your breathtaking ignorance. Do some research and get your shit together. Google is your friend.
[re=421597]theevilmonkey[/re]: dude, ‘chardonnay’? ‘chardonnay’!?!??
ssssooooooo 1976.
we francoise, we pansy liberal elites, we are all south african wines now. or possibly Albariño. or a tangy chateauneuf du pape.
jeeez.
Wignuttery on my feed is also merrily brewing, although at a moderately less racist rate. http://i33.tinypic.com/huj5tv.png
Hey where were the “should he be killed?” polls during the Dubya administration?
Oh, yeah, right here. And I voted yes, without reservation, and still do.
My bad. Secret Service, call me. I haven’t changed my mind.
[re=421457]skoal rebel[/re]: what are you talking about?
[re=421473]theevilmonkey[/re]: pansy-assed thugs, now there’s an interesting picture.
[re=421509]theevilmonkey[/re]: do you have any clue what money is and how it exists?
[re=421629]ladymacbeth[/re]: South Africa? For that kind of carbon offset I could get a locally-grown Viognier.
[re=421573]skoal rebel[/re]: so what are you going to do about obama now i mean now? you stepping up? you throwing down?
[re=421576]theevilmonkey[/re]: you are not where you think you are.
[re=421598]skoal rebel[/re]: always is a long time. what’s a real american? what’s a liberal? what’s a buddy?
[re=421629]ladymacbeth[/re]: iz like dat dere yellowtail frum dat austraili/abo cunttree as that copohagan/dogshit guy would say if it drank the fine wine, 12$ fine it’ still good it gets you drunk
[re=421581]skoal rebel[/re]: how do you know?
[re=421606]skoal rebel[/re]: day 4, i bet you learned something about how not to talk to your boss. any luck finding a new job yet?
[re=421640]SayItWithWookies[/re]: and i would, sadly, take it.
I don’t believe for one second that “Skoal Rebel” on this forum is the REAL SkoalRebel.
Too much “Muslin” instead of “Muslim.” Once is believable, just like the classic “Morans” sign was believable. But over and over again is, well, just tiresome, overdone performance art.
Another sign of fakery: dedicated SkoalRebel investigators know from his YouTube channel that this individual has no interests or talents other than dipping truly astounding quantities of snuff. He has no known interest whatsoever in cigarettes.
Now if Wonkette’s “Skoal Rebel” were to start engaging in some Freudian slips exposing deep-seated homosexuality, THAT would be a little more entertaining.
PS: It’s nice to know that the moron who wrote that poll and at least any person who responded in the affirmative will now be on the Secret Service’s permanent watch list – and maybe terrorist list. I hope they get delayed by strip searches on every airplane trip they ever take again for the rest of their lives.
[re=421652]ladymacbeth[/re]: There’s a lot to be said for good cheap local wine. And there’s variability everywhere, so really, if you live somewhere good for vineyards, you may as well drink local. But if you don’t, don’t. I was visiting a friend in Detroit a few years ago, and at dinner I got a bottle of a Michigan wine, which I didn’t know even existed. They were brave but foolish, those Michigan vintners.
[re=421598]skoal rebel[/re]: I have been wondering, how does one pronounce “froedge” anyway? Does that rhyme with fudge?
[re=421290]Neilist[/re]: OPSHUN D IZ SOSHULIZMS! We pay fer it arsevles!!!11!
[re=421657]BobTheBuilder[/re]: shsssssh its like the bullshit ghost shows on the tv, don’t watch just laugh at the believers
[re=421591]theevilmonkey[/re]: I am sorry the truth hurts. But as I stated before, you did start off by insulting people and then started crying about how mean old everybody was picking on you.
The more unintentionally ironic thing about this whole affair is going to be how the morons that setup the poll and their supporters are going to start crying about being “picked on for no reason” instead of taking any personal responsibility for their actions.
[re=421576]theevilmonkey[/re]: Aww, come back, I was enjoying the train wreck.
[re=421496]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: I wish they’d get involved with the retard this post has drawn.
[re=421576]theevilmonkey[/re]: Oh, boy. Calling us Muslim, Obama our Messiah, etc…you are nucking futs, my friend. May you and your Messiah (Jesus H. Christ) gay marry, and then marry Moses and Mohammad as fellow “sister wives”.
[re=421364]slappypaddy[/re]: >>wording and context may be crucial to demonstrating intent. i mean, look at where we are, we’re in wonkettia, a playground. and look at who we are, we’re wonketties. we probably couldn’t even hurt ourselves intentionally or without outside help. dastardly dickie snickers in our general direction, smirky monkey remains oblivious, and justice remains a distant dream that vanishes when one awakes.<<
Don’t tell me … those are the words of an obscure Doors song.
[re=421736]Jukesgrrl[/re]: “The Hoarse Platitudes,” maybe.
[re=421532]theevilmonkey[/re]: We don’t need to be able to read what’s on your mind to brand you a racist. Racist.
Oooooh, spank that evil monkey.
[re=421473]theevilmonkey[/re]: “He will fulfill his destiny as the worst, single term President in US history.”
Rather clairvoyant, one must admit.
What a challenge to try and top the last eight years of epic failure in just four short years.
Just keep those prayers going. Jesus will cry if you don’t.
[re=421736]Jukesgrrl[/re]: “the words of an obscure Doors song.”
no one will forgive us
for wasting the dawn
Let’s not kid ourselves, guys– the right does not have a monopoly on Klan-like tendencies . The Death Poll in question could’ve just as easily been created by a liberal bigot who will soon tell us it was all in the name of satire.
[re=421782]SayWhatNow[/re]: Just like how Mr. Sparkman killed himself by beating himself to death, then binding his feet and hands, hanging himself, and writing “fed” on his chest to frame the right wing lunatics?
[re=421657]BobTheBuilder[/re]: not my fault daddy always ended up at some truck stop with a peter in his mouth the devil liebrals aint turnin me gay again
Hahahah. I’m reading this the day after, and weird guy has been banned. I’m laughing at you, dingbat!
As to this poll, my advice for the person(s) who posted it: If you’ve ever yearned for a certain barbeque joint’s food, but were afraid to go into the scary part of town where’s it’s sold, now would be the perfect time to do it while you still have Secret Service Protection. Lemons to ‘nade!
I read this on the CSM site and of course, a couple of conservatives cited death threats against Bush. Nah. Doesn’t work. Nothing said about that douche was a virulent as the attacks on BHO. You lose.
I voted in the poll before it was disabled just to see how many others did and the results. Over 700 participated, with nearly 700 “no” votes. There were a few “yes
” and “maybe” votes but nothing went into double digits. Its nice of Facebook to disable the app itself; they have effectively destroyed the villagers’ ability to Freep all the other polls they created with it.
[re=421797]glamourdammerung[/re]: Dude, I’m not saying the right wing isn’t racist. I’m just saying the left wing is ALSO racist. Being the token “[insert minority here] friend” has given me special insight into the matter.
[re=422008]SayWhatNow[/re]:
“Everyone’s a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn’t mean we go
Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one’s really color blind.
Maybe it’s a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.”
–Kate Monster, Avenue Q
[re=422008]SayWhatNow[/re]: Yeah, that “liberal media” is was always out telling folks to kill Bush.
You might want to think about that “special insight” you think you have.
So…the consensus is that liberals don’t do hateful shit? So liberal democrats voting for a war in Iraq or increased militirization at the US/Mexico border is…what? To us brown people it just looks like the same ol’ shit everyone thinks only exists below the Mason/Dixon line. There may be more violent racists on the right, but in the progressive circles I roll in there’s certainly no shortage of race-based assault and harassment. Especially the kind where liberal white dudes treat brown women like their personal play-things.
[re=422815]SayWhatNow[/re]: The consensus is that I pointed out your false equivalency and you are now trying to move the goalpost by changing the subject.
In all seriousness, I don’t see where I was inconsistent. My first comment says that I think liberals can also be racist and violent and a lot of times try to cover up their racism by claiming “satire.” Then I got the impression that people were saying that, yeah, everyone’s kinda racist but liberals don’t commit hate crimes like conservatives do. And then I disagreed and gave some examples of stuff liberals do that I think are hateful and violent and motivated by racism. I don’t think there’s some big liberal conspiracy to frame republicans for racist attacks. What I was trying to say, but maybe didn’t get across, is that I think when liberals get called out on their racism a trendy excuse is to say they were trying to be “ironic.” And I thought this poll could be one of those situations. Maybe you thought that my comment was minimizing the racist hatred right-wingers fling at Obama? That’s a fair critique and I think I can see where you got that impression. But my actual opinion is that there are left-wingers who also hate having a Black man as President and that’s really all I was trying to say.
Sorry for this Snark Fail of a comment. I just really don’t like being confused when people tell me something I’ve said is f*cked up. Cuz I generally try to avoid saying f*cked up things and welcome all assistance in that endeavor.
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