• February 14, 2012

A GOLF COURSE. Those snooty elitist New England racists. Also, is this quite BIG enough of a demonstration? Aliens are going to see this from deep space and think all kinds of trouble. Excellent news texture, though, from CNN: apparently golfing patrons are finding this massive evil Nazi hatred carving about the President on their golf green to be rather unsettling.

{ 59 comments }

norbizness October 14, 2009 at 11:30 am

I say, Prescott, how gauche!

johnnypantalones October 14, 2009 at 11:31 am

is this the one that says “I (Swastika) Obama”? I’m not sure how to read that parituclar racist/crazy piece of graffiti. Does it mean “I’m a Nazi, Obama.”? I Swastika Obama? How does one Swastika someone?

Is it too much to ask these assholes to be halfway coherent with their hate?

S.Luggo October 14, 2009 at 11:32 am

You will get this when you don’t tip your caddy.

bitchincamaro October 14, 2009 at 11:34 am

“I backwards swastika Obama”? Wtf does that mean?

stratonike October 14, 2009 at 11:34 am

Do you put down your gin and tonic to do this, or do you just make the caddy do it?

house of the blue lights October 14, 2009 at 11:35 am

I bent Obama’s cross?

V572625694 October 14, 2009 at 11:36 am

Golf is the silliest, most anal-retentive pastime ever invented. Men wear silly hats and plaid pants, and worship Tiger Woods as though he were some kind of living god. This is not good behavior.

ManchuCandidate October 14, 2009 at 11:36 am

[re=434281]bitchincamaro[/re]:
Socialism!

Monsieur Grumpe October 14, 2009 at 11:36 am

Worst crop circle ever. Nothing is more annoying than aliens with a political agenda.

SnarkNotFark October 14, 2009 at 11:37 am

You need a verb, Morans!

Way Cool Larry October 14, 2009 at 11:38 am

[re=434281]bitchincamaro[/re]: Is that like the backwards “B” carved in the girl’s cheek? It was done in a mirror?

But maybe it was a Hindu feeling some dharma for the big O?

user-of-owls October 14, 2009 at 11:39 am

On the upside, at least everyone now knows the green breaks right.

freakishlystrong October 14, 2009 at 11:39 am

“Zig Heil!” is Nazi for “Playing through!”

Way Cool Larry October 14, 2009 at 11:39 am

[re=434288]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Iwas just gonna say, I much prefer crop circles. There’s no craftmanship with this crude golf course marking!

http://api.ning.com/files/XjeLYO69b56DdGeRDksZ0qbWhsxHMO5T10GCmbSkE-2xwmDJDRsi44A4*MPTkDv59vMMoYIhakmCQL50tKGF2TOCdvhtnQYW/crop_circles1.jpg

user-of-owls October 14, 2009 at 11:40 am

[re=434288]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: The preferred term is ‘undocumented workers.’

Advocatus_Diaboli October 14, 2009 at 11:41 am

Does anyone know where Ashley Todd was last night?

SayItWithWookies October 14, 2009 at 11:41 am

I do like the irony of inconveniencing a bunch of country clubbers to express hatred of Obama, though. I wonder if these vandals are going to go key a bunch of yachts next.

S.Luggo October 14, 2009 at 11:44 am

And, what’s new? Golf has always been a medium for Republican protest.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-mi-golfballs-racists,0,5316707.story

teebob2000 October 14, 2009 at 11:44 am

[re=434294]user-of-owls[/re]: Ha ha!!

ChernobylSoup v2 October 14, 2009 at 11:45 am

Mel Gibson saw one just like that in his cornfield and he took it as a compliment.

Sweet Baby Cheeses October 14, 2009 at 11:48 am

This is not a good day for golf. Chavez is talking about “taking over” golf courses in Venezuela to turn them into public parks! Public!! He says golf is elitist! That and now this “I Swastickers Obama Nazi” business. What the hell is a rich fat old white fuck in clown clothes to do!?!?

WadISay October 14, 2009 at 11:49 am

Republicans see this as an eggregious case of failure to replace your divots.

BklynIlluminati October 14, 2009 at 11:50 am

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac… It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!

Min October 14, 2009 at 11:50 am

[re=434288]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: It’s probably just alien-speak for “Take me to your leader”.

Egregious October 14, 2009 at 11:52 am

NRC later it’s retracted its golf green message: “We regret if the swastika our intern etched into the golf green was offensive. We have directed that Mexican immigrants remove the swastika as soon as possible.”

El Pinche October 14, 2009 at 11:52 am

[re=434281]bitchincamaro[/re]: OMG…. This has Ashley Todd written all over it.

norbizness October 14, 2009 at 11:53 am

Danny Noonan: I planned to go to law school after I graduated, but it looks like my folks won’t have enough money to put me through college.

Judge Smails: Well, the world needs swatizka-carvers, too.

Lacey Underall: [to Danny] Nice try.

germansteel October 14, 2009 at 11:53 am

There’s nothing more unsettling than a dyslexic nazi sympathizer.

TubeCity October 14, 2009 at 11:53 am

Because health insurance was the central evil of Nazism.

It is disconcerting to watch words lose their meaning and historical memory lose coherence. This week, I see a rant against the “Neo-Nazis” and go, “Whaaa? that makes no sense.” Then I realize, by “Neo-Nazi” the author means “Democrat,” and it makes even less sense.

Kenneth the NBC Governor October 14, 2009 at 11:54 am

[re=434279]S.Luggo[/re]: So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

Doris Ziffel October 14, 2009 at 11:54 am

Love all the expressions of outrage from the members of the golf club…

“I say, that’s not the best thing that could have happened now, is it?”

“Hmm, rather strange, that. Well I hope they catch whoever did this, so they can make him pay for it.”

bitchincamaro October 14, 2009 at 11:56 am

[re=434294]user-of-owls[/re]: Hole in one.

proudgrampa October 14, 2009 at 12:01 pm

I used to live in a gated community with a too-active Homeowners Association. We’d call the zealots “Covenant Nazis.” I guess that’s why I don’t live there anymore…

user-of-owls October 14, 2009 at 12:02 pm

I actually saw an article on this yesterday that said someone had carved into the green, “a symbol which appeared to resemble a swastika.” Because, hey, let’s not rush to judgement.

twoeightnine October 14, 2009 at 12:09 pm

Isn’t the left facing swastika a peace symbol?

ignatius_riley October 14, 2009 at 12:12 pm

[re=434284]house of the blue lights[/re]: I [wish I could have] burnt [a cross on] Obama['s lawn]. Fixed!

hunter.blatherer October 14, 2009 at 12:20 pm

Nothing strange about this – New England can be as racist as the deep south. In the Irish suburb of Boston I partly grew up in, there was racist graffiti on the basketball courts that the town didn’t remove for years.

Golf courses and graveyards should all be turned into public parks.

SmutBoffin October 14, 2009 at 12:22 pm

[re=434281]bitchincamaro[/re]: WTF? Racism FAIL. (Turning to the RIGHT, motherfuckers…). You’d think that failing at ‘being a douche-y crypto-nazi’ would be a positive step for right-wingers, like a double negative, but this is just pathetic.

KilgoreTrout_XL October 14, 2009 at 12:27 pm

The “almost a swastika” reminds me of that scene in Porky’s- “you’re too stupid to be a bigot.” What an underrated movie. I hate golf.

norbizness October 14, 2009 at 12:27 pm

[re=434362]hunter.blatherer[/re]: It was in retaliation for Buggin’ Out bothering that white guy about his Larry Bird jersey in Do the Right Thing.

Lazy Media October 14, 2009 at 12:32 pm

What are the odds the Freepers think this was done by liberals?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2361632/posts#comment

I agree with you, this looks like lefty work. They were not even serious about carving a correct Nazi swastika.

Obviously a ‘tawana’ action.

Boy, that didn’t take long.

SayItWithWookies October 14, 2009 at 12:33 pm

And in some actual Nazi-related news, you can now Facebook friend Auschwitz.

Athar October 14, 2009 at 12:36 pm

[re=434293]Way Cool Larry[/re]: Exactly what I was thinking. Does anyone know where the crazy, backwards ‘B’ girl was in the last few days?

Lascauxcaveman October 14, 2009 at 12:42 pm

Can’t believe nobody else noticed the dude chipped one in from 40 feet! Awesome shot.

DemmeFatale October 14, 2009 at 12:54 pm

Again with trivializing the Nazis. *sigh*
Time to get out the documentaries (and not just the holocaust stuff) to show these idiots the acts of REAL murderers and terrorists.

smitallica October 14, 2009 at 12:56 pm

The first rule of Project Mayhem is…conservatives are fucking idiots.

Not_So_Much October 14, 2009 at 1:11 pm

[re=434294]user-of-owls[/re]:

slow golf clap

blader October 14, 2009 at 1:12 pm

We’ll only know if these vandals have gone too far if they desecrate the chia Obama’s

Judas Peckerwood October 14, 2009 at 1:33 pm

I’m glad that all of the guys they interviewed recognized this outrage for what it really was: an attack on the very foundation of golf itself.

Dashboard_Buddha October 14, 2009 at 1:33 pm

I ran the comments from the folks in the video through Bablefish (Rich Asshole -> English) and this is what came back…

“Those lousy fascist, atrocity committing bastards! How could they do this to an innocent golf course?”

Dashboard_Buddha October 14, 2009 at 1:34 pm

[re=434294]user-of-owls[/re]: Perfect…lol!

RubberSoul October 14, 2009 at 1:35 pm

“I want to throw shuriken at Obama”? Someone call the Secret Service!

S.Luggo October 14, 2009 at 1:36 pm

[re=434383]Lazy Media[/re]: Latest theory at Red Anus is that the swatiska was carved into the 18th green by a peripatic tribe of Massachusetts Navajos seeking to protest Columbus Day and our latino president Barry Obama.
Assholes.

friendlyskies October 14, 2009 at 1:43 pm

[re=434320]TubeCity[/re]: Tee hee, I know. When people remember the horrors of the USSR, National Socialism, or modern China, Cuba, North Korea, etc, it’s never “Oh, the health care, such a traumatic human rights abuse.” When most problems were/are caused by military socialism, militarized borders, government-funded surveillance apparatus, secret police, etc. Thank heavens the anti-socialists have always fought against these taxpayer-funded infringements on our freedom.

problemwithcaring October 14, 2009 at 1:45 pm

Oh, how the Party of Pinchback has fallen.

MzNicky October 14, 2009 at 2:02 pm

How disturbed and upset the country club’s assistant manager was. Over how difficult the damage will be to repair. This late in the season and all. The rich really are different than you and me. Well me, anyway. I think that’s grammatically incorrect.

El Pinche October 14, 2009 at 2:07 pm

[re=434383]Lazy Media[/re]: If there’s one thing freepers know, and that’s Nazi shit.

disgustedcitizen October 14, 2009 at 3:38 pm

The swastika is also backwards, but maybe he was looking in a mirror when he gouged it in the grass.

Extemporanus October 14, 2009 at 3:54 pm

[re=434294]user-of-owls[/re]: Gophers have become much more militant since the last golf war.

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