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Why is there snot coming out of her nose?
What’s the medium there? Iron filings, a magnet, and a teenage girl’s bedroom decor?
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
Thank Jeebus someone knows the difference between Great Art and whatever crap Barry and Michelle have hung in the People’s House.
The actual horn of the unicorn is missing from his head, but the lustful smirk on Palin’s face tells the viewer exactly where it went.
It’s kind of pretty, but I never realized Sarah Palin had such a horse nose.
Do you know what happens when you make a horse and a donkey fuck each other?
Trig.
Sarah is done writing her book and now she makes a lil extra on the side ink-stamping her actual face onto your old jr. high posters for ya.
Just imagine how many reproductions could be sold to the dumbfucks if they were on velvet?
The “hope” drips out of the tote fab shiner she’s got there.
Somebody post it on GOP.com…
Crosseyed. That is all.
[re=437844]chascates[/re]: at first glance that’s exactly what i thought.
Well my wings have taken dream.
If you stare at this long enough, a picture of Glen Beck in leather shorts appears.
If I was an unkind woman, I would make a comment about someone being “horse-faced”.
Dreams need hope to run free
And asylum residents need bars to keep them from running free.
Looks like she has hoof in mouth disease.
Dreams need hope to run free. Hulkamania, on the other hand, is running wild – like it’s never run before.
A monk asked Zhaozhou to teach him.
Zhaozhou asked, “Have you eaten your meal?”
The monk replied, “Yes, I have.”
“A dream needs freedom to run free.”, said Zhaozhou.
At that moment, the monk was enlightened.
[re=437844]chascates[/re]: [re=437870]Click[/re]: There’s your answer.
In other news:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/10/16/louisiana.interracial.marriage/
“Interracial couple in Louisiana denied marriage license.”
She’s smiling, having already seen a sneak preview of Levi Johnson’s Playgirl layout.
“Damn, why didn’t Trig share that with me?”
This must be right next to the Elvis portrait on blue velvet with the pearl tear — those Texans! bless their little hearts.
“Dreams need hope to rim free”?
I never knew our Alaska Anger Bear went there.
FYI, in addition to hope, you should also have a breath mint for later.
Where’s that kid from Equus when you need him?
[re=437853]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: You lie! It’s an ox. Or a cow.
Anyone else happen to count the number of horses in this masterpiece?
Remember the horse in the comic Casper the Friendly Ghost named “Nightmare?” That’s who Sarah reminds me of.
That’s an actual Sarah Palin quote, too. Okay, it was sorta condensed from the original, but you get the idea:
“Our dreams are what embodies all of America, from the founding fathers to, gosh, the hardworking Joe Sixpacks and securing our dream of energy independence and our proud heritage, don’t you know, because we need hardworking proud, strong Americans, raising special-needs children and protecting our rights and watching the border and doing these other important things, and having hope for the future that it isn’t filled with death panels and socialist agendas imposed on us by people who pal around with terrorists and are trying to run our lives in some way that takes away our right to enjoy this beautiful land and the bounty that God gave us, which is why send our brave Americans soldiers abroad to fight and protect our freedoms, you betcha.”
[re=437856]germansteel[/re]: Make it scratch ‘n’ sniffas well, and you got yerself the Farrah Fawcett poster of the new Millenium.
[re=437844]chascates[/re]:I think it’s dribbling down her chin. And I’m not sure it’s snot.
So it’s clear, right? No visual medium exists that will make that hairdo look flattering.
Hoof-lips Palin with a black eye. Way to go Texas!
And she so distrusted the health care in the State of Texas, the membranes thus ruptured, flew on her magic horse, wherein the attendants beheld, “Lo, there were no visisble signs of pregnancy.” A fish-picker mongoloid prop prince was delivered unto the Queen Quittershill, not of her loins, but of the adoptive decree. Soeth it is said.
Is a “Catherine the Great” joke too easy as a response?
I couldn’t resist. Sarah looks a little squished, but what the hell.
http://comicbooth.com/special/gop.htm?http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/picture-26.png
Arrrrgh! Sarah Palin is coming on the dead blizzard horse Wildfire! The hoot owls! She’s coming for us, I know!
She comes down from Yellow Mountain
On a dark, flat land she rides
On a pony she named Wildfire
With a whirlwind by her side
On a cold Nebraska night
They say she died one winter
When there came a killing frost
And the pony she named Wildfire
Busted down its stall
In a blizzard he was lost
By the dark of the moon I planted
But there came an early snow
There’s been a hoot-owl howling by my window now
For six nights in a row
She’s coming for me, I know
And on Wildfire we’re both gonna go
We’ll be riding Wildfire
We’ll be riding Wildfire
We’ll be riding Wildfire
[re=437883]user-of-owls[/re]: A friend recently told me that Ed Hardy Sangria was the fourth sign of the apocalypse. I guess she was wrong.
btw, which one of you wrote the Onion’s “American Voices” piece yesterday?
Now I have a pattern to carve my jack-o-lantern with.
[re=437901]shadowMark[/re]: Leave my family out of this, you Rat/Ox/Horse/Cow!
Not to be mean, but I always noticed this during the campaign. She has a really square, almost masculine, rugged jawline. When she was screaming something or another about Barack Obama palling around with terrorist, I just saw those huge, muscular mandibles of hers flaring out. Is that what wingnut men find attractive? There are some conservative women that aren’t altogether awful, or at least presentable. She never seemed like a pretty girl candidate to me – if that’s what she was supposed to be.
[re=437901]shadowMark[/re]: Damn! I wanted to post ‘She ran calling Wildfire’ but you beat me to it.
[re=437890]x111e7thst[/re]: She’s an old cockhand.
I know all the tricks that the pornstars know
’bout the big dicks and the way to blow
’cause I learned them all in a porn-ee-o
Hey, bukkake-yi-yo-ki-yay
Bukkake-yi-yo-ki-yay!
Revolution…does that mean Austin? This is the sort of 80s girl satire that I associate with an uncertain London bar.
(A bar? Hagar…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsqKw11ilOE
)
[re=437855]iburl[/re]: Jesus was a face-stamper, too!
[re=437885]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Dreams [From My Father need hope [and change] to run free [healthcare].
talk about a horseface!
Actually, she looks strikingly like a female version of that cartoon “Bob” guy, without the pipe
i call b.s. on “revolution, texas” as a texican myself, i am always interested to learn of new and terrible places in my native state. “revolution” does not appear on google maps but that’s not to say it doesn’t exist as pissant unincorporated burg outside of waco or lubbock. in other news, no final reports from college station yet, but apparently the teabaggers are out and they still hate poppy bush too (again).
funny a&m story: my pops was visiting a friend at a&m during his undergrad days in the early ’60s and was promptly treated as persona non grata by all students and faculty for the hell-worthy trespass of having a beard.
warmest regards from happy hour in secession, texas.
[re=437885]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Word salad like that, along with everything else this simpleton fraud has inflicted on us, by definition, diagnostically speaking — she is a PSYCHOPATH.
But don’t we all just love watching her delaminate?
It’s a Sarah jack-o-latern stencil! Hooray!
[re=437865]HopeyDope[/re]: thats a funny
That deserves the Nobel Prize for Etch-A-Sketch.
Big Brother! Big Brother! Big Bro . . . .
:::Whoops:::
Big Sister! Big Sister! Big Sister!
I’m afraid to look for subliminal images in there.
It’s not a Unicorn. That’s its dick.
[re=437873]S.Luggo[/re]: Thank you for that.
[re=437941]pat robertsons personal trainer[/re]: I’m guessing there is no Evolution, Texas either.
Sarah don’t run (or do anything else, for that matter) for free.
[re=437931]Extemporanus[/re]: I think I read once Hitler liked unicorns, too, but they may have burned that book.
[re=437890]x111e7thst[/re]: It’s Horsey Bukkake! Whoa Horsey!
[re=437901]shadowMark[/re]: good luck getting that song out of your head this weekend. It is Satan’s song. And the first thing I thought of, also. We are old and we are doomed.
Would it be wrong to buy one of those so I could cum in her face? A lot…
[re=437974]PoignancySelz[/re]: Hitler also played the role of Tom Cruise in Legend.
In the film, Satan (played by the Kool-Aid Man) tries to steal the “Face-stamp of Turin” (played by Mia Sara) from a rabid unicorn (played by Sarah Jessica Parker) under house arrest for molesting a pair of underage goblins (played by Tom Cruise and Billy Barty), and it’s Tom Cruise’s (the character, not the actor) job to stop him.
I’m pretty sure that it ended with a big shoot out inside a wardrobe closet that was parked in a 7-11 parking lot, but I can’t remember who won.
Probably Tom Cruise.
[re=437997]Extemporanus[/re]: Save some mescaline for the rest of us, man.
I think this was just a poster for a donkey show, er, speaking engagement she was doing south of the border.
[re=437997]Extemporanus[/re]: It still wasn’t as bad as Eeeeeyyyyyyeeeeesssss Wwwwwwiiiiiiiidddddeeee Ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
The eye on the left looks evil, the eye on the right looks moronic. Saw blade lips drooling…oh, that’s not slime, it’s horse hooves. Suddenly Piss Christ is starting to look a lot better.
Banksy is taking his attention-whoring a little too far. It’s like he’s not even trying anymore.
The blood oozing out of her canine teeth is confusing me.
[re=437865]HopeyDope[/re]: Isn’t that true of all things?
What kind of hairdo is that anyway? The right side is Blagoesque. The middle and left is some kind of scampering rodent. And the back with the large indentation? I believe this is where the “dream runs free.”
[re=437985]Country Club Jihadi[/re]: This is completely off-topic (sorry) but my pick for Satan’s most successful Satan song that I can _never_ get out of my head is Bread’s “Diary:”
I found her diary underneath a tree
And started reading about me
The words she’d written took me by surpise
You’d never read them in her eyes
They said that she had found the love she waited for
Wouldn’t you know it
She wouldn’t show it
When confronted with the writing there
She simply pretended not to care
I passed it off as just in keeping with
Her total disconcerting air
And though she tried to hide
The love that she denied
Wouldn’t you know it
She wouldn’t show it
And as I go through my life
I will give to her my wife
All the sweet things that I can find
I found her diary underneath a tree
And started reading about me
Then words began stick and tears to flow
Her meaning now was clear to see
The love she’d waited for was someone else not me
Wouldn’t you know it
She wouldn’t show it
And as I go through my life
I will wish for her his wife
All the sweet things that she can find
All the sweet things they can find
[re=438002]user-of-owls[/re]: [re=438006]PoignancySelz[/re]: I just remembered how it ended!
Blix the dwarf hobo (played by Will Smith) saves the day by juust cold punching the unicorn (now disguised as a werewolf and played by Jim Caveziel) right in the hornhole.
It’s fucking epic you guys!
Why aren’t those horses dead? That’s perfectly good energy gone to waste.
[re=437872]Sgt. Lincoln Osiris[/re]: I know what you mean, brother.
[re=437958]Athar[/re]: “Isn’t it though? Isn’t it a horse with a dick on its head? . . . Metaphorically speaking, that’s what it was, and Tennessee Williams never had the guts to say it!”
http://jason.tyne.us/images/glassmamet.mp3
When can I buy the commemorative plate set, the one with Tripper and Trigger jousting on their duelling ponies?
It’s like the Shroud of Turin, only Wingnutteriffic.
Fingerhut is obviously still in business.
[re=437912]barneyfunk[/re]:
Capital!
[re=437918]queenbitch[/re]:
That’s a steroid jaw. It reminds the hoople-heads of pro wrestlers and/or American Gladiators.
[re=438022]DoctorCulturae[/re]:
Her hair looks like my twisty mop.
I’ve seen this painting somewhere before: http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/2816/unicowhyym9.jpg
[re=438029]Extemporanus[/re]: *shrug* Guess it’s Ripple and glue tonight.
[re=438066]Hunger Tallest Palin[/re]: Ooh, you have an unrealized meme there: The Shroud of Palin! Well done!
[re=438029]Extemporanus[/re]: Great news, I just talked to Mr. Hollywood, yeah, I’ve got a Shabbos/Shabbat-mode “iPhone” (now that’s an App), and he wants the screenplay on his desk Monday morning.
[re=438084]user-of-owls[/re]: Ripple and Strip-Eaze, now THAT was a cristmas to remember.
We must know each other.
Absolutely hideous. Is it on black velvet?
[re=438023]shadowMark[/re]: Also OT, but speaking of Bread, I always thought it should be:
If a face could launch a thousand ships,
Then why can’t I launch you?
[re=438093]Barrelhse[/re]: “Is it on black velvet?”
No, looking at those eyes I’d have to say nitrous.
God, they even saved us the trouble of Blingee-ing it.
[re=438023]shadowMark[/re]: “Seasons In The Sun” and “Afternoon Delight” would be the highlight of Satan’s Time/Life collection. All probably in Sarah and Todd’s paneled rec room’s glass stereo cabinet on wheels.
Well, I always knew she was the fourth horseman of the rosy-hued, soft-focus apocalypse, but I never expected hallmark to make a card about it.
Is this the t-shirt Napoleon Dynamite will be wearing in “Napoleon Dynamite II: This Time It’s Personal”?
[re=438101]Country Club Jihadi[/re]: And who could forget (no matter how hard they try) Minnie Ripperton’s “Loving You” or Captain and Tennille’s “Muskrat Love”?
She was already there; the horses had come quietly to a standstill; the blizzard had stopped; moonlight all around; from her confused ejaculations we gathered not a word; the neglected Trig was smoking; Gaunt, without any fever, not cold, not warm, with vacant eyes, without a shirt, she heaved herself up from under the feather bedding, threw her arms around the horse’s neck, and whispered in its ear, “let me be ice queen.”
[re=438116]1ofUS[/re]: And the horse replied, “You’re always the ice queen. Why do you never stop smiling? G’night.”
Wait, didn’t Hopey just win the Nobel for giving the world, uhh… hope?
Don’t tell me Snowbilly’s stealing that too! Next think you know she’ll be claiming “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall!” (What, she can see Germany from her house! Can’t she? Well it’s one a’ them gosh durned commie/socialist/nazi countries! They all look the same, dontcha know.)
Some people call her the Joker…
“Anyone else happen to count the number of horses in this masterpiece?”
Ahem.
http://www.goroadachi.com/etemenanki/mayan-palingenesis.htm
Those forelimbs coming out of her mouth look like some kind of horrible vampire walrus fangs.
[re=438138]Decker[/re]:
Some people call her a vampire walrus, yeah
Some call her the gangster of love…
She musta signed a promotional deal with In-Bev, formerly Anheuser-Busch.
So Snowbilly has some connection with the Four Horses of the Apocalypse?
[re=437918]queenbitch[/re]: but the crossed eyes and 4″ heels send signal that she won’t notice when you sneak up and knock her off her naughty monkeys
[re=438022]DoctorCulturae[/re]: a mixture of regal crown and bed hair – she really knows how to rock those Bumpits! ooh, you’ve messed with the queen
Face it: Republicans rule the kinky sexual narrative
[re=438135]lulzmonger[/re]: Sorry, but I didn’t go your recommended website until after I made the connection between Caribou Barbie and the Endtimes. Now everything is illuminated.
This should be her Christmas card this year.
Make your own:
http://comicbooth.com/special/sarah.htm?http://comicbooth.com/images/sarah_placeholder.jpg
A lot of the characters in Gus Vant Sant’s movies would vote for her.
I’m not sure whether that’s not running from her nose, or blood from her fangs!
Is this the decoration for a Halloween party?
I am 98% this is in in the bar Revolution in Bryan, Texas and the artist is Jerome Riddle.
[re=437918]queenbitch[/re]: I’d actually noticed that, myself. It seems, at times, in the beginning, that they tried to soften up her face in the way she wore her makeup, and then they just stopped, one day. Her face is a little intimidating, to say the least, if that makes sense.
BTW, did no one else notice that the central horse reacts with her face in such a way that she ends up looking evil, instead of simply smiling? It’s really kind of scary. It’s like a sinister Mona Lisa, and the eyes follow you everywhere.
It’d make for a great Orwellian political ad, though. Imagine it without the horses plastered everywhere from alleyways to billboards to the side of buildings.
Sarah’s got that “Piper, go git yer Ma the gun” look in her eye, and that horse is running for his life, screaming, “No. REALLY. I’m NOT A MOOSE! CHECK MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE!”
Coming up next, on Fox.
[re=437875]S.Luggo[/re]: Yeah, being born and raised in New Orleans — which is sometimes considered part of Louisiana, except during hurricane/election season — I wonder which “law” school that doofus went to.
He’s probably saying, “Loving v. Virginia? SO WHAT? This here is Louisiana!”
You gotta give him a break, though. Tangipahoa Parish just outlawed slavery last year, and got running water last month.
Replace her face with Levi’s cock and it still makes sense.
Hey, hey….. It was a gift from A-Rod when he found out Willow was pregnant with Letterman’s kid.
[re=437850]AxmxZ[/re]: Would that be in the butt Bob?
That’s the way Rosemary’s baby will look like when it is grown up.
[re=438148]ShiningMathPath[/re]: Well-faced, sweetly said.
Seeking certainty beyond all doubt, she became so open minded her brains fell out. She jumped on her high horse, seeking instant perfection, and promptly rode off in every direction.If you stop her and ask “Where are you going on your current course?”, She will answer indignantly “Ask the horse!”
– unknown
[re=438174]el capt[/re]: I was just sayin’ to myself, well if it’s Jerome Riddle, where’s the bleeding eyes…when the Sarah with bleeding eyes popped up on his slideshow. So the horse hooves drool is, like, Variation #2?
If this bar room picture is actually a target for empties – none of them nancy dart boards in Texas – then maybe Wonkette has been aht punkd? Or maybe just the bar patrons?
And can I get a copy for the Red Dog Saloon in Alaska, only with wolves instead of horses?
[re=438211]GeneralLerong[/re]: They still have the Red Dog Saloon in Juneau?
Bingo – the silhouette overlay is reversed in the horses version:
http://artshouston.ning.com/photo/dscf6111-1?context=user
Yep, definitely want one with wolves. Hey Jerome! Ya readin’ this?
Click: Yep, still have the Red Dog, although the pole dancing is at Marlintini’s
[re=437844]chascates[/re]: It’s either santorum or Mexican Brown.
[re=437997]Extemporanus[/re]: Director’s cut?
[re=437918]queenbitch[/re]: With great mandibles comes great suction.
[re=438215]GeneralLerong[/re]: “the pole dancing is at Marlintini’s”
Jesus, any further North and you’d think the girls would be getting their lips stuck to those things.
[re=438182]Gumboz1953[/re]:
In 2011: eating utensils.
[re=437918]queenbitch[/re]: There’s a master thesis (or WaPo article at least) in there somewhere. Maybe Thomas Friedman can get on this and bar graph the fuckability of each conservative hag (Palin, Malkin, Ingraham, Lindsey Graham, etc) among conservatives males between ages 50 and 90.
[re=438201]trondant[/re]: +1 for Newlywed reference.
[re=438135]lulzmonger[/re]: Aces and plussed.
[re=438182]Gumboz1953[/re]: [re=438219]S.Luggo[/re]: 2012 (est.): Opposable thumbs.
I’ve been hoping to find an image of a Palin-face tattoo, but no luck. They’re apparently un-Godly.
Yet, the face on this poster would make for an awesome Sarah-tat, amirite?
[re=438230]President Beeblebrox[/re]: I’ve gotta say I’ve always felt that little pricks were ungodly.
[re=438116]1ofUS[/re]: Thank you. That was just … so beautiful.
[re=438116]1ofUS[/re]: Beautiful.
[re=438230]President Beeblebrox[/re]: What a delightful, amply fonted site. The quote at the very end is pure bumper sticker gold!
Don’t let the Anathema get tacked onto the end of your Maranatha.
Damn straight…keep your hands off my Maranatha.
[re=438231]Click[/re]: Especially the ones that climb into balloons.
[re=437974]PoignancySelz[/re]: well, it wasn’t the King James Version of the book so, yeah, the book had it comin’.
That screen print is surely from an old picture of Sarah Palin — say, from a year or so ago — because she’s had her extremely square mannish jaw trimmed surgically, and her somewhat imperfectly shaped teeth veneered to even perfection.
Next up, possibly correcting the crossed eyes, which are evident in this screen print, and that “horse nose” that Johnny Zhivago noted above.
And maybe someone will FINALLY convince Sarah Palin to update her messy hair to something more current than an ’80s “big hair” ‘do.
[re=438116]1ofUS[/re]: Nice. Try that on Red State and watch their heads totally explode trying to understand it.
[re=437996]knobwurst[/re]: No, it would not be wrong to buy one of those so that you could cum on her face a lot. However, that picture looks like someone beat you to it, so to speak. Where’s Riley?
[re=438247]Custersdeadhorse[/re]: So as a chick I just have to ask – wouldn’t you fellas rather cum on the face of a woman you actually LIKED?
[re=437996]knobwurst[/re]: I’d say that’s kinda doing the wrong thing for the right reason.
[re=438249]Click[/re]: my semen can be used for good as well as evil.
[re=438253]Crank Tango[/re]: Good to know.
[re=438256]Click[/re]: and either way, it tastes the same. So my Dr. says, anyway.
[re=438257]Crank Tango[/re]: Dr. Taitz?
[re=438257]Crank Tango[/re]: Jesus, that guy’s really into biological sampling.
[re=438259]user-of-owls[/re]: Ewww…you can’t ever get that Taitz out of your mouth!!
[re=438262]Click[/re]: Truly. All the more reason to practice good Orly hygiene.
Might I suggest she change the title of her book- from Going Rogue, to
Going, Going, Gone…. the Palin story
[re=438265]user-of-owls[/re]: That’s my flossify.
[re=438266]Go Figure[/re]: I heard the whole book reads like one big appendix (as in the useless vestigial organ).
But seriously folks, I don’t think Palin’s inspiration could ever move me in the same way her expiration would.
[re=438261]Click[/re]: LOL didn’t you tell us the story of your ex and the vasectomy?
[re=438273]Click[/re]: Nah, thirty years from now, she’ll be a cranky old woman still telling us that we aren’t real Americans because we don’t want to shoot mama bears because we eat, or something.
[re=438276]Crank Tango[/re]: But of course, darling.
[re=438284]Click[/re]: OK good. and anyway, for SP I’d use a pic of bristol to get me going. the only way i can get excited about SP is when it’s really tina fey, and even then I prefer liz lemon.
[re=438286]Crank Tango[/re]: I’m afraid 30 Rock came onto the scene after I’d already killed my TV. I’ve heard stories though….
[re=438291]Click[/re]: it is brilliant. you can watch some on hulu. they really ration it out tho. but it is great. I think of it as being close in the footsteps of arrested development.
[re=438294]Crank Tango[/re]: Michael Bluth was my Liz Lemon.
Hair-Trigger. Also.
http://www.geocities.com/denniverse/MAX/poster14874521.jpg
[re=438316]Prof. Junk[/re]: Yeah, of course: it looks like a silicone chiaroscuro…like a piece Frank Kozik cover art.
I thought there were twin trickles of snot, (or maybe cum) coming out of her nostrils, then I realized they were the horse’s hoofs. Still, the picture is hanging in a Texas bar…
Dreams need hope to run free
Looks more like a stampede of hallucinations. What speak the Lord, Sarah? Remind him to stay off the reverb pedal this time.
Sarah Palin in 10 years…
http://extract-the-movie.com/press/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/extract-mary.jpg
[re=438245]Gumboz1953[/re]: I should have credited Kafka. What’s Red State?
Any one notice the resemblance between this and the original 1984 film images of the face of Big Brother? “There is no love but that of big brother, all competing pleasures we will destroy”. Just saying…..
http://www.pbase.com/robert_sackett/propaganda
[re=438359]maximumneanderthal[/re]: You should run for Congress.
[re=438308]Click[/re]: you love cornballing!
[re=438373]Crank Tango[/re]: Cornballing cost me a set of fingerprints.
Am looking up Revolution, TX on my trusty map and wondering if I can make a weekend trip out of it. Also, does the place offer chicken fried bacon?
I need details, Wonkette operative Marcus P!
[re=438354]1ofUS[/re]: It’s a fanatically right-wing (which is slightly oxymoronic) website. They have lately been defending, possibly canonizing, Rush Limbaugh after his failed bid to be part of the group that’s buying the Rams.
Speaking of football, I’m from New Orleans (which explains the paper bag over my head.) So WTF has gotten into the Saints?
Sleeves: Sorry, not eligible – enemy alien. And yeah, it IS a “short form” birth cert…!!!!
[re=438018]desertwind[/re]: It’s from the small child she just noisily devoured.
[re=438387]sanantonerose[/re]: If we won’t find this out, my brother offers:
http://www.cutandshoot.org/
“There-you-go. Cahn’t-be-bad.” Will cut the dentist’s and meet you there, for Noodle.
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