• February 14, 2012

This is where Mizz Wonkette ends up around 4 a.m.
Ohio player Tony Walker sends us this picture of a super-scary Halloween yard display, in his yard, in Ohio. “I stole the TeaBagger style for the sign (lettering and such) but restructured the message to a leftest/socialist theme,” Tony types to us. So is this our first “costume picture” of Halloween Eve? Come on people, send your political fun costume pix NOW. But don’t go as “Sexy Nancy Pelosi” because that one’s taken … by Nancy Pelosi!

{ 47 comments }

Potater October 30, 2009 at 11:41 am

This has been saved to my porn folder.

The Huffington Pogue October 30, 2009 at 11:55 am

Hmm . . . no misspellings or backward letters. Not realistic enough.

freakishlystrong October 30, 2009 at 11:55 am

I can’t get Deliverance out of my head…

Oldskool October 30, 2009 at 11:57 am

I like the crime scene tape. Nice touch.

Decker October 30, 2009 at 11:57 am

“BIRTHERS WELCOME”

The line between satire and reality is so indistinct, that even a skeleton sitting on a toilet in someone’s front yard doesn’t help.

TGY October 30, 2009 at 11:57 am

“Tea Bugger 912 Project” Sign: fixed.

queeraselvis v 2.0 October 30, 2009 at 11:58 am

Is that Steve LaTourette’s house in Painsville?

Simba B October 30, 2009 at 12:00 pm

So who is Mizz Wonkette?

nbawriter October 30, 2009 at 12:01 pm

I’m going to assume the skeleton is representing Karen Carpenter, in the stall next to Mama Cass, waiting for her to pass the ham sandwich under the partition.

SayItWithWookies October 30, 2009 at 12:02 pm

[re=447044]Decker[/re]: In an hour or so, he’ll discover that he’s actually organized a protest when the teabaggers start showing up. This is why one shouldn’t mock teh stoopids.

JMP October 30, 2009 at 12:02 pm

The post returns! We’ve learned one thing about the mysterious Mizz Wonkette; that she apparently has the ability to travel through time. Is she really The Doctor?

FlownOver October 30, 2009 at 12:03 pm

Keep in touch, Tony. I’m betting at least a dozen Baggers will ring your doorbell to ask you what time the meeting starts.

binarian October 30, 2009 at 12:03 pm

[re=447036]The Huffington Pogue[/re]:Hmm . . . no misspellings or backward letters. Not realistic enough.
Perhaps he couldn’t bring himself to be that realistic.

TGY October 30, 2009 at 12:03 pm

[re=447051]Simba B[/re]: The Ghost of Wonkette Past. Or not.

binarian October 30, 2009 at 12:04 pm

[re=447056]JMP[/re]: Who?

FlownOver October 30, 2009 at 12:05 pm

[re=447054]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Damn. I’m slow again.

I blame this on my non-neutral net.

Capricatony October 30, 2009 at 12:07 pm

That guy is way too skinny to be a tea bagger.

pub_option October 30, 2009 at 12:09 pm

[re=447051]Simba B[/re]: There was some thought yesterday that she might be Ana Marie Cox. I Googled Ms. Cox, and found what appeared to be her Twitter account. On this she stated that she would blog for money again, if the possibility arose. Maybe the possibility has arisen?

MMS October 30, 2009 at 12:10 pm

Please tell me this is near Dayton so that I can take my dog over and we can get a picture of a mongrel taking a shit in front of this display for the full effect.

Guppy06 October 30, 2009 at 12:17 pm

[re=447071]pub_option[/re]: But everybody knows there’s no money in blogging!

magic titty October 30, 2009 at 12:22 pm

The rightward arrow is especially zany.

S.Luggo October 30, 2009 at 12:22 pm

Looks like a South Carolina yard sale.

rubybuckaroo October 30, 2009 at 12:29 pm

I am wondering if the mysterious ‘Mizz Wonkette’ is our beloved SKS!

Terry October 30, 2009 at 12:34 pm

[re=447056]JMP[/re]:

No, but she’s been know to play doctor.

hobospacejunkie October 30, 2009 at 12:34 pm

[re=447072]MMS[/re]: Yes, there should be some turds in that toilet, human turds. Not a human turd like, say, Joe Lieberman, but turds produced by a human.

Holding Out for a Hero October 30, 2009 at 12:37 pm

[re=447054]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Yuppers, sort of like poking a badger with a stick. This can only end badly.

Zadig October 30, 2009 at 12:40 pm

[re=447044]Decker[/re]: Seriously, my first glance took this for an authentic grassroots protest.

Mr Blifil October 30, 2009 at 12:43 pm

Rock Salt that motherfucker.

Barrelhse October 30, 2009 at 12:49 pm

Why are you printing travel posters? Have you gone all Conde Nast?

pub_option October 30, 2009 at 12:52 pm

A leftest theme, rather than leftist? What would that be, Trotskyist?

CapnFatback October 30, 2009 at 12:58 pm

From the angle of the picture, I can’t make out the Tea Bagger’s TruckNutz.

privatejoker October 30, 2009 at 1:08 pm

i thought this was real when i scanning through! win!

vladster October 30, 2009 at 1:09 pm

Nothing better at Halloween than an Ex-Lax treat for the meeting-goers.

Brendan M. October 30, 2009 at 1:13 pm

[re=447054]SayItWithWookies[/re]: [re=447058]FlownOver[/re]: With a lot of online organizing effort, they got ten people to do a teabagger “flash mob” at the unveiling of the House health care reform bill. I wouldn’t worry about anything more than a harmless egging or toilet papering, or maybe a bullet or two fired at the house, if I were Mr. Tony Walker (if this guy even exists).

[re=447072]MMS[/re]: Don’t you have enough actual teabaggers in the Dayton area to get your cheap laughs from?

thesheriffisnear October 30, 2009 at 1:16 pm

In 1975, right after Disney World opened, my family drove from Boston to Orlando via I-95. From Virginia to Florida ALL roadside homes looked like that. Ahhh what memories.

yellowdogdem October 30, 2009 at 1:16 pm

I hope no one eggs his house (or worse). Seriously, I think some wingnuts will think this is real and be super-pissed when they find out he’s mocking them.

finallyhappy October 30, 2009 at 1:26 pm

[re=447163]yellowdogdem[/re]: Find out he is mocking them? That would require brains that teabaggers do not posess

Vulpes82 October 30, 2009 at 1:51 pm

[re=447078]Guppy06[/re]: Especially Wonkette blogging…

toooldtocare October 30, 2009 at 1:52 pm

You put an Operation Rescue sign on that post…..and your talking a yard full of obese, 60ish, white folks (through in a Krispy Kreme box and stand back at a safe distance)

toooldtocare October 30, 2009 at 1:53 pm

[re=447230]toooldtocare[/re]: make that obese, 60ish and mad as hell white people

toooldtocare October 30, 2009 at 1:54 pm

[re=447230]toooldtocare[/re]: whoops….started a little early today….”throw in”

Jukesgrrl October 30, 2009 at 2:56 pm

When is someone going to design a typeface like that? I would like to put all my E-mails in a Teabagger font.

Tony, let us know how your party turned out.

MOG October 30, 2009 at 4:43 pm

This would work in my neighborhood, if you have a death wish. It just needs a touch of Sarah to finish it off. Glasses and a ponytail on the skeleton???

Atheist Nun October 30, 2009 at 4:52 pm

Tony, please tell me that you have a sign like this in each corner of your yard that sends TeaBaggersz walking around your house in an endless loop looking for a ‘Glenn Fan Club Beck’ meeting.

Atheist Nun October 30, 2009 at 4:55 pm

[re=447575]Atheist Nun[/re]: ‘Glenn Beck Fan Club,’ for the sober.

S.Luggo October 30, 2009 at 7:46 pm

Phony. No words misspelled.
Given the intended audience, that should be “Projek”, not “Project”*.

*Where illegal Mexicans live in the US to get free, socialist health care.

ms_mcgee October 30, 2009 at 8:37 pm

I like the added ‘s’ that makes it: Health Scare. Very festive.

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