We do not where several tipsters first heard about this website for “George Hutchins,” a crazy person supposedly running for a North Carolina congressional seat in 2010, but it is very pretty to be sure. Before loading the page, know that you will have a mere 10 seconds to explore the site before your eyes start cursing at you and eventually melt. We recommend using your limited time to try to make sense of his Sir Walter Raleigh obsession. What is he trying to say? [George Hutchins for U.S. Congress 2010]
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I’ve seen better websites in 1995.
All it needs is flying toasters and Dancing Jeebus.
I’ll vote for anybody who can deliver “MORE BETTER JOBS”.
10 seconds? Oh Jim, you eternal optimist, you.
Hmm. Is there a hint in the left banner? “Win the Culture War. End Gay MArriage. Stop Terrorists. Fake Republicans.”
Just how does this “George Hutchins” intend to fake Republicans, anyhowzit?
“Join the liberal war against Obama.” Sheesh, everything’s a fucking war to these people. Then, when there’s a real war, they do everything they can to avoid it. I believe this kind of person is known as a “superpatriot with cheese.”
Hmmm. I took a look at the source for the site. Here are the key words embedded in the HTML:
meta name=”key words” content=”FOX NEWS, Glenn Beck, Udo Voigt, NPD, william b.j.lawson, gay rights, david price, gangs of new york, new york draft riots, gay right, gay marriage, fags, faggots, webster university, university of texas at el paso, second armored division, 1991 gulf war, u.s. marines, u.s. regular army, hell on wheels, general patton, ronald reagan, vfw, veterans of foriegn wars, liberation of kuwait medal, john wayne, the alamo, elizabeth dole, george hutchins, u.s. congress, north carolina, 2010, 4th republican North Carolina district, Raleigh, Cary, Durham, Morrisville, Apex, North Carolina 4th Fourth U.S. Congrressional District, Berlin Wall, Spanish American War, 2010 Elections, David Price, Gangs of New York, Draft Riots, U.S. Civil War, Berlin Wall, Cold War, Impeach Obama, Nobama, brandenburg gate, Germany, Berlin, NIM, N.I.M. International Political Lobby, National Independents Movement, Hutchins for U.S. Congress 2010″
Udo Voigt?
GEOCITIES LIVES ON!
At least he’s humping a “legal war” against Obama.
The other kind would bring in a whole different vibe.
Though if it is Eastern North Carolina that might not be his worst strategy.
Hardly. It’s still missing the greatest hypermedia innovation that 1992 had to offer.
Love them legal wars. Especially against the elected President. What says “patriot” more than that.
http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-2.htm
What wingnut site is complete without the obligatory racism corner. Check out the Mr. Bojangles and Sanford and Son obsessions. Michelle Obama = Aunt Esther. Wow.
Dey dooker der!
Oh Great Gob, then this: “America is a Great Nation, due to our Diversity; but ONLY WHEN, This Diversity is VOLUNTARY.”
Is he daring to come out against slavery? In Georgia?
[re=448585]snideinplainsight[/re]: And for anyone whose biography includes “Awards – Military Service – Eduction.”
[re=448593]Jumping Jim[/re]: Scooped by my former photo-twin.
To DEFEAT OBAMA-NATION, we must take a close look at all of the “Social Engineering” contained in the so called 1964 Civil Rights Act, and take legal steps to remove this “Social Engineering” contained in the so-called 1964 Civil Rights Act.
Oh, shit y’all — Hutchins is onto us racist liberals tryin’ to use the 1964 Civil Rights Act to force diversity on everyone. He wants to take America back to a time when we were all truly equal — probably around 1861 or so.
I tried reading it, but the constant seizures made it really difficult to do so.
[re=448594]give us a bob[/re]: Damn. It appears Wonkette doesn’t allow blink tags in comments. What prudes!! Why deny your readers that epileptic comedy>
[re=448590]shadowMark[/re]: Wiki: “Udo Voigt (born 14 April 1952 in Viersen) is a German politician and leader of the far-right National Democratic Party of Germany since 1996….In 2005, Voigt compared the Bombing of Dresden in World War II to the Holocaust; some suggested this was a violation of Germany’s laws on Holocaust denial, but the Hamburg public prosecutor deemed the comment an exercise of free speech and declined to prosecute.”
Snowbilly/Voigt 2012! You don’t have to be an American anymore anyway…
George, don’t be such a cocksucker.
I sort of get the usual assortment of wing-nuttery on the page but what’s up with the big no pot smoking button? Considering it’s placed alongside supporting Israel (as a Jew, thanks but no thanks), Fox News, the NRA, and Magnus Reagan, one could conclude that he’s really stalwart in fighting the big War Against Stoners, whatever that is.
“America is a Great Nation, due to our Diversity, but ONLY WHEN, This Diversity is VOLUNTARY.”
Because I volunteered to be teh black male at birth. The unbelievable fleet-footedness (thanks, Ron Paul!) really came in handy when I was running from the police as a kid.
Nice ransom note graphics there, Sparky.
[re=448599]CapnFatback[/re]: What in the name of Jumping Jehosephat Allah’s Cat is voluntary diversity?
“Would you like to sit next to a black person on the train? Check yes or no.”
or
“Would you like to live in a racially pure society with no one who is in any way different than you? Check yes or no.”
So… dude’s a monarchist? Maybe he and Boustany can caucus.
[re=448615]eclecticbrotha[/re]: Hey, he likes some black people. From his own post on his message board:
WE APOLOGIZE TO ALL SANFORD AND SON FANS BECAUSE LAMONT SANFORD, FRED SANFORD, AUNT ESTER, AND GRADY WILSON ARE BETTER PEOPLE THAN THE ENTIRE BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA GANG !!!
See?
“BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA is JIMMY CARTER, in AL JOLSON Make-Up.”
Painful,explosive head trauma will result from reading this site.
I had to fire off a nice email of snarky congratulations on his site and continued success in his quest to be the first really really insane wingnut congressperson.
“Voluntary Diversity” Man, nice euphemism for Jim Crow.
I agree with his economic plan of MORE BETTER JOBS
Oh fuck. I just glanced at the pic on the front page.
Is George Hutchins really Walt Disney’s illegitimate son?
[re=448599]CapnFatback[/re]: INVOLUNTARY DIVERSITY is what brought us such plagues as a woman’s right to vote, integrated schools, and freedom of religion. fuck that noise, vote hutchins!
[re=448621]CapnFatback[/re]: [re=448623]give us a bob[/re]: It’s better in context::
“WARNING !!! – BELOW MIGHT BE OFFENSIVE TO AL JOLSON FANS
WE APOLOGIZE TO ALL AL JOLSON FANS BECAUSE AL JOLSON WAS A BETTER MAN THAN OBAMA AND CARTER !!!
AL JOLSON WAS APPLAUDED BY BOTH WHITE AND BLACK AUDIENCES WITHOUT PLAYING THE RACE CARD, AND WITHOUT OFFENDING ANYONE.
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA is JIMMY CARTER, in AL JOLSON Make-Up.”
“IF, the Left-Wing Liberal Democrats would have compared JOHN MCCAIN to ARCHIE BUNKER, who JOHN MCCAIN resembles, No One would have said anything.”
“IF, I were to be compared to AL BUNDY of “Married With Children,” or the BEATLES’ Drummer, RINGO STAR, or the BEATLES’ guitarist, GEORGE HARRISON, by the Left-Wing Liberal Democrats, who some say, I resemble, No One would say NOTHING either.”
Honestly, I think he looks more like Paul. If Paul had a big bald spot and a dreamy, Hitler-wannnabe ‘stache.
Awww, posts on the message board have to be approved.
[re=448632]eclecticbrotha[/re]: I kinda thought he looked like Gomez from the Addams Family.
Yeah, so a couple more clickee clickees, and you find yourself on a white pride site.
Man, scrolling down the front page just gets funnier and funnier. You’re watching a political career unravel with each roll of the mouse wheel. Guy doesn’t miss a trick: Mr. Bojangles, Al Jolson, Reverend Manning. I guess no pics of Stepin Fetchit were available.
[re=448641]Kabanx[/re]: Yeah, I posted a reply and they immediately closed the thread about veterans day -
How do you volunteer to be diverse? Put black shoe polish on your face?
[re=448615]eclecticbrotha[/re]: I think what he means is that since I live in an Asian neighborhood, if a new neighbor moves in whose Chinese that’s okay because I CHOSE to live in an Asian neighborhood.
If, however, I lived in a lily-white neighborhood and if a new neighbor moves in whose Chinese, I can chase him away with my NRA approved semi-automatic weapon because I did not CHOSE to live in a neighborhood full non-Americans.
Seems like a legit Republican to me. He goes to bathhouses.
http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-2.htm
In Bath, England, no less.
“MISTER BOJANGLES ROBINSON BECAME SUCCESSFUL WITHOUT AFFIRMATIVE ACTION, AND WITHOUT PRIVILEGES BASED ON RACE”
There’s certainly a diversity of color on the homepage. He’s got my vote.
Ivan Stang has a rival…
I know I’m O.D.ing here, but I simply can’t help myself.
I wonder how a racist douchesac like Hutchins reconciles the notion that his Master’s Degree is from a school named after an orphaned black child?
I give up, I can’t figure out which page is the craziest. It’s just beyond expression -
CC Sabathia must be a Democrat (David Price, get it?)
“Fight Liberal Laws; NOT, Specific Populations, by Law.”
The punctuation alone gives me a headache.
but how can you not love a man who proves he’s not a racist by expressing his admiration for Dee Dee Sharp?
http://www.nimcrown.us/nim-black-history-tribute.htm
Nice porn-stache.
“The November 4, 2008 U.S. President Election, to include ALL North Carolina state elections of 2008, was the ALAMO of the U.S. Republican Party in North Carolina, and the ALAMO of the U.S. Republican Party Nationwide!!!”
Think he realizes everyone at the Alamo died?
He’s a “Rough Rider”, huh? He ought to talk to Sully.
Also, i thought the normal term of service with the marines was 7 years?
[re=448659]CapnFatback[/re]: Or the fact that he’s proudly posing in a Roman Bath house in Bath, England, without having the slightest idea what goes on in bath houses.
Or DOES he?
Here’s his other site, where he really lets loose.
http://nimcrown.us/
Do wingnutters have a secret HTML school only they go to? Beacuse I swear all their sites and forwarded emails kinda look the same
“The November 4, 2008 U.S. Presidential Election was the result of the worst MASS VOTING FRAUD in U.S. History.”
“This Fact is demonstrated by clear EVIDENCE showing, where most, if not all, U.S. States which the majority voted for Barack Hussein Obama, were U.S. States, which DID NOT require each voter, to provide a legal form of identification when voting. {Drivers License, etc}”
“Obama has NOT produced a Legal U.S. Birth Certificate.”
“If elected, I will FIGHT with all possible legal methods, to remove Obama, DIRECTLY from office, and to put an END, to all future MASS VOTING FRAUD !!! ”
George Hutchins (MPA) (BS)
Candidate For U.S. Congress 2010.
June 27, 2009.
That is some major league crazy shit
He also loves Hispanics (as portrayed by Charlton Heston, natch):
http://www.nimcrown.org/hispanic.htm
so you’d think he would offer a Spanish version of his site – BUT NO – he can only provide a German translation:
“Für Deutsche Übersetzung Sofort Klicken Hier”
It’s not really a webpage, it’s more like a platform to look under the hood of insanity.
Hoffman/Hutchins ’12
After spending well over ten seconds immersing myself in that websites wacky little world, I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s actually not as bad as its initial occular impact might lead one to believe.
It has a consistent graphic and informational logic to which it adheres with admirable consistency; with the exception of the dried blood-colored background, the remaining color scheme of magenta, cyan, etc. has strong roots in the 80s album art and video scene, to the point where it’s attained a certain ironic iconicism (see: M.I.A); there’s no flash or frames overload; etc.
For comparison, here are two truly eye-bleedingly awful websites:
http://havenworks.com/ (It’s the special needs child of GOP.com)
http://banlieusard.info/worst/index2.html (Sarah Palin masturbates to this SFW POS)
http://www.nimcrown.us/nim-membership-application.htm
You can join his little club!!! Free!!
Cutting and pasting from this website is funnier than anything you dicks could write.
There was an English knight named
SIR WALTER RALEIGH
And Raleigh, North Carolina is named after
SIR WALTER RALEIGH
who was an English knight named
SIR WALTER RALEIGH
who gave his name to Raleigh, North Carolina, which is named after
SIR WALTER RALEIGH
who was an English knight…
If elected, he says he’s going to move Hollywood to North Carolina. WTF?
The Main Attack Launched against SADDAM HUSSEIN’S elite Republican Guard Armored Forces in Southern IRAQ and KUWAIT, {February 24 – 28, 1991}, was spear-headed on the second day of the ground battle, by GEORGE HUTCHINS’ unit, which became known as OPERATION DESERT STORM.
Wow George your a regular Audie Murphy there. Would that be the same republican gaurd that bombed into the stone age for 2 months, then was surrendering to CBS news crews?
[re=448680]Native of SL UT[/re]: Just remember long before Muslims killed a Dutch filmmaker the neo-Nazis killed an American talk radio host. Some things are more powerful even than Meghan’s breasts.
Stop Marijuana use? WTF!?? Fuck all that other shit, this guy is a super douche.
“I Support a solid Separation Between Church and State, which is among the most important founding Principles of the United States of America, and a Cornerstone, to FIGHT For, to save, the United States of America, in modern, 21st Century times.”
Oh wow, he’s actually a big leftie liberal you guys. This is all a ruse!! Run!
I almost forgot!
Remember the <b<Amazing Grace Baptist Church, perpetratots of our previous favorite worst website in the world?
Well, they had their Hell-O-Ween Night Book Burning on Saturday, and it was—according to Rev. Chuck—a “GREAT SUCCESS”!
(Even if nothing was, you know, actually burned…and no one showed up…and it was held inside…and it rained…and…just go read their report, because it’s pretty gosh darn special.)
This site will continue the wingnut design aesthetic pioneered by the teabaggers and random schizophrenics with access to cardboard and Magic Markers. Michele Bachman is redesigning her site right now to get ahead of the pack because George Hutchins has shown that FrontPage is the True American’s tool to use against the librul design elite and their “rules” about punctuation and stuff.
He’s gonna give inmates a “poured concrete” bed? Fucking pussy RINO. Whats wrong with a bed of nails? C’mon we gotta stop coddling these criminals. The closed circuit TV is ok for religious services so long as it only contains sweet baby jeebus and not any un-merikan religions.
“The British Empire FELL by 1946, following the Second World War, were at this time, GAY MALE HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIOR, became ACCEPTED as normal public behavior, by most British citizens.”
Yeah, that whole WORLD FRICKIN’ WAR thing wasn’t the cause.
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[-5.-] “In the 21st Century Modern Age, of DNA and Crime Scene Investigation Technology, anyone convicted of FIRST DEGREE MURDER, which warrants the DEATH PENALTY, {Capitol Punishment}, if INNOCENT, should be able to prove their INNOCENTS, within one year after conviction, through Modern Science.”
==>”IF INNOCENTS cannot be proven after conviction, within ONE YEAR, this convicted person is obviously, very Guilty of Murder, based upon Modern Crime Investigation Science.”
GAAAA! First the King James Bible Thumpers, and now this! Curse you, Wonkett overlords! Ok, I’m going back in….
Listen black people, diversity is voluntary. So if you hate being oppressed so much, just quit choosing to self-identify as black. This goes double for you, gays. In fact, George Hutchins believes everything should be voluntary–punctuation, capitalization, taste, reason…
really, I think it’s time for Sheriff Taylor to step in and patch up this silly feud between Howard and Floyd, and get Howard back where he belongs, second chair at the shop in Mayberry.
Before he gets all carried away down there in Raleigh.
[re=448663]rachelv[/re]:
“ALL 20TH AND 21ST CENTURY PRESS RELEASED PHOTOS HAVE BEEN DISPLAYED HERE LEGAL UNDER INTERANTIONAL LAW. All N.I.M”
So he’s also more qualified than Chris Christie.
David Price represents NC-4, which includes Chapel Hill, Durham (i.e., not just Duke), and the People’s Republic of Carrboro. Good luck with all that, teabagger!
[re=448615]eclecticbrotha[/re]: You must be related to those “Bigger Stronger Faster Criminals” that prisons keep pumping out.
Ohhhhh, his other site at http://www.nimcrown.us has some great stuff
“Looking back 50 years, [now 61 years in 2007], the punishments given to the Germans at Nuremberg in 1946, were too Severe.”
“IN CHRIST WE TRUST, should replace IN GOD WE TRUST, on all U.S. Currency.
This action will demonstrate that the U.S. is a Christian Nation, and non-Christians are only tolerated.
This will set a good example for ALL U.S. Allies. ”
Classy stuff that.
Did he hire Christopher Reed’s webguy? I mean, it worked once before.
He actually advocates giving each prisoner an individual cell, a personal television, and a fancy toilet/sink/drinking fountain as a way of SAVING money.
Oh my God, this has got to be a parody of Reagan Republicans, because there is no way someone can be this goddamn stupid.
[re=448676]Extemporanus[/re]: Oh God, man. The horror….it was like looking into the gaping maw of Hell itself. HTML Hell.
Personally, my favorite part is “Jesse Helms, U.S. Senator – Greatest North Carolina leader” …. I guess this explains why it’s the “so-called” Voting Rights Act of 1964… I believe Jesse Helms called it “The Worst Day of My Life” Act of 1964.
Uh, so the white pride site has a section about all of the Latinos they like, to show that that they totally have Mexican friends. They include Eli Wallach, who may have played a Mexican bandito but is, as his name suggests, a Jewish New Yorker of Polish decent. And the ideal “Spanish-hispanic” is El Cid, as portrayed by Charleton Heston. I’m starting to think they mean “voluntary diversity” literally, as in, you’re not Hispanic but you play one on TV. It would help explain the Al Jolson obsession.
[re=448711]Potater[/re]: I could see saving money, if the toilet, sink, and drinking fountain were all the same appliance.
[re=448691]El Pinche[/re]: I was thinking the same thing. Just try that one. Hey, how’d that Prohibition thing work out for you prudes?
True story: my friend’s neighbor’s kid apparently dropped a seed thru his front porch. So it survives, thrives and we ID and nurse it to fruition. Holy sweet sour diesel, it’s in the genetics. Two free ozees with a new nom de flame — Porch Monkey.
Its so obvious there was election fraud that caused hopey to eke out a win by 9 million in the popular vote and 192 electoral votes.
And he’s all over John McCain’s member, too? Guy’s just gold.
He’s really upset about Germany getting screwed up, can’t he run for the Reichstag instead?
Jeebus. This is the HTML equivalent of a Dr. Bronner’s Magic Soap label.
You people going to the White Pride site have a better constitution than I.
Plus, I’m at a coffee-house using its wi-fi — site’s prolly blocked. (Or should be, considering Fleshbot is. FB is much less offensive than the Neo-Nazis (though both have Stoya in common.))
[re=448590]shadowMark[/re]: “Draft riots”? So he wants to flood the streets of Manhatan with draft protestors and then lynch every Nigra in sight?
Wow, he’s using every color in the rainbow…hey, wait? Rainbow…it’s a code.
Man, does somebody need a few lessons in Cascading Style Sheets??
Fuckin’ eh, my 10 year old could Fireworks/Flash/Dreamweaver them a saaawwweeeeet site for a couple hundred bucks. I don’t her to be one of the 50% on Food Stamps and all…
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/02/food-stamps-will-feed-hal_n_342834.html
[re=448597]reaganonacid[/re]: The photo of him next to Liddy Dole wearing his BDU’s with a tie and dress shirt is the best. WTF?
Well, now I know who bought my 1995 copy of Beginning HTML. And I give him great props for not using the flash tag.
[re=448738]MGBYG[/re]: Insert verb “wish” into last sentence. Drinking early.
I’m glad he added the name tags in that lovely picture of himself and the BRITISH SOLDIER. Now the photo makes perfect sense.
“While residing in Europe, and the Middle East, throughout the 21st Century, and plus, during the final part, of the 20th Century, I have remained a Solid Legal NORTH CAROLINA Resident.”
ALSO.
It’s not humanly possible to fake this shit. He’s the real article. “Straight” from the Ancient Roman Heated Pool at Bath, England. “Since the year 1979, I have been TRAVELING the World and America for Answers.”
Wow. But the endorsement from T.R. is mighty impressive. Must be a result of the little dust-up his army unit spearheaded on the second day(?), which became known as OPERATION DESERT STORM. His self-published Master’s Thesis might be a good read, seeing how it “caused countless controversies throughout Camp Lejeune, North Carolina.”
All right! I’ve been looking everywhere for a really good web designer.
Um… quod erot demonstratum?
As the German Military was smashing combine FRENCH–BRITISH Military Forces in Europe, under the leadership of ADOLF HITLER; and, as FDR, Franklin D. Roosevelt was running for an unprecedented THIRD TERM, as the U.S. President, which many Americans felt a Franklin D. Roosevelt THIRD TERM to be a U.S. DICTATORSHIP, BEFORE, the U.S. DIRECTLY entered the Second World War in Europe, CHARLIE CHAPLIN released his first major talking film, beyond his fame in silent movies, called: THE DICTATOR.
The 1940, Charlie Chaplin film, called: THE DICTATOR, creates a SPECIAL MESSAGE, very relevant in the year 2009; and, for countless generations to come.
The point CHARLIE CHAPLIN was making in THE DICTATOR, where when, we have TOO MUCH Government control over our individual lives, our lives become POINTLESS.
All of this, is very relevant to Year 2009 times, and well beyond, into the future.
[re=448698]Potater[/re]: That explains why Alan Turing was lauded as a hero and allowed to retire comfortably after a life of university teaching.
Oh. My. God.
what is it with North Carolina? Is it the water or what? They do seem to have more than their fair share of nut cases.
From http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-7.htm :
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Wow. Just wow.
[re=448751]Alaska Girl[/re]: You said it! The water (and even the oxygen) may indeed be somehow poisoned by the government.
Who is come to RALIEGH i can invitate…she can stay my home…
[re=448740]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: WELCOME TO MY HOME PAGE !!!!!!!!! I KISS YOU !!!
[re=448609]Migue[/re]: Try this neat web browser add-on if you’re still suffering from seizures. Basically, it makes all backgrounds white (like real ‘Murkinz) and all text “darkie” (like Aunt Jemima and/or slaves). It’s very helpful for reading wingnut rants.
Did anyone notice that he wants to bring “Hollywood” to NC… ==> He wants Backwoods Babylon!!!
I call shenanigans.
[re=448749]President Beeblebrox[/re]: Hutchins seems to have some relation to a “Conservative” German organisation of “Knights” who want to make it very clear that they are “non-racist”… oh, goody, there are pictures…
http://www.nimcrown.org/non-racist.htm
http://www.nimcrown.us/
Enjoy!
Impressive – it appears he has the support of Jessie Helms, Teddy Roosevelt, and Ronald Reagan. And it appears he is helping our economy by hiring designers from amongst the great Geocities diaspora.
Why does his picture with Liddy Dole look like a lolcat from I Can Haz Cheeseburger? Oh, and posing with Liddy is a real winning move to.
The NC 4th is my district. I know it well. This assclown has as much chance of getting elected as does Hitler. Of course, he’d be perfect for Ginny Foxx’s district.
I trust that every Wonketteer in that district will vote Hutchins in the primary…
This guy is like Bizzaro Dr. Bronner. Where Bronner would use soap and peaceful messages, this guy uses politics and hate.
[re=448773]Bearbloke[/re]: Wait….you guys, like, vote and shit? I thought we all just got high and made fun of politicians….
As a student at the University of Texas at El Paso, {Fall, 1982 – Fall, 1986}, GEORGE HUTCHINS, also worked as a Summer Camp Counselor, Children’s After School Counselor, Life Guard, Swimming Instructor, and Coach, at the Central YMCA of El Paso, Texas {Summer, 1983 – Fall, 1984}
———–
Can you say pedobear?
[re=448757]Marquis de Villers-St-Paul[/re]: And, apparently, very few have.
[re=448641]Kabanx[/re]: Not in NC-4. We’re the normal part of NC. The rest….
[re=448590]shadowMark[/re]: This is the first thing I looked at. I love the “fag, faggot” tag. Nice. His domain registrar is godaddy.com, so we at least know that he has outstanding taste.
This guy makes Tom Coburn look sane. Which we know he’s not.
[re=448787]DangerousLiberal[/re]: Here’s a shocker…. this nimcrown.org outfit is associated with “Philip J. Berg, Esquire” who’s persuing the legal challenge against the KenyIslamoMarxiVoodooFascist Usurper N0bama who somehow stole some 360 electoral votes from the RIGHTFUL (White) POTUS, the Great Sarah-John McPalin!!!1!
http://www.activeboard.com/forum.spark?forumID=77504&p=3&topicID=21730979
http://www.obamacrimes.com/
… and this is why I pay so much more attention to ‘Merkin politics than my local stuff – you people are BARKING MAD!!!
[re=448718]comicbookguy[/re]: Bet you could rig it to be a bidet if you were crafty enough.
[re=448749]President Beeblebrox[/re]: Oh my freaking baby Jesus. The Dictator is just about the biggest leftie commie movie ever invented. The entire damn message at the end is speaking out against the military industrial complex and people who prey on divisiveness to bring out the anger in men. It’s about everyone being equal and free, not rich, racist, and hawkish.
Do wingnuts even watch these movies or do they just look at the pretty pictures while they listen to “Ronald Reagan Speaks Out Against Socialized Medicine” on their walkmans?
[re=448767]Bearbloke[/re]: But among those pictures, I sadly note no presence of one Oily Taint Esq. D.D.S. Realtor® and likely gardener…
[re=448776]TVarmy[/re]: But the good Dr. Bronner didn’t have such lurvly pikures…
http://www.nimcrown.us/nancy.21.gif
http://www.nimcrown.us/nim-su3.gif
“You’re either part of the solution or part of the problem.” Isn’t that an Eldridge Cleaver quote? Oh, you know…..Eldridge Cleaver the Black Panther, who later marketed “Cleavers”, which were men’s slacks that had dangling codpieces custom-made for the size of your package. I don’t think they really caught on, at least I haven’t seen anybody wearing them at work.
I love the Freddy Mercury mustache! $50 says he gets busted in a men’s room vice squad raid at a rest stop outside Winston-Salem within a year.
so Hutchins may hate “gay male homosexuals”
but is apparently dyke-friendly?
Jebus. Whatinhell was that??? That was not a web site, that was a cartoon..
Something from Sim City, maybe??/
Hey, didn’t the messicans kick our ass at the Alamo? Just askin.’
“SCOTLAND YARD IS THE BRITISH F.B.I.”
[re=448795]Bearbloke[/re]: Re: the pik with the cross-hairs. As well as being disconcerting, shouldn’t this clown get a knock-knock from the Secret Service?
It really highlights the rotten core of these people. The essence of their game is not “the law”, but how they can manipulate “the law” to their greedy, misguided ends. If that pik isn’t illegal, it should be. Likewise, his “legal war” rant is just petty, immature treason.
I feel kinda sick, as I just heard some wingtard dismiss the JFK assasination because Oswald was a Left-Wing Socialist!
PTSD can really screw a person up. Everyone should be ashamed of mocking a person in need of mental health care.
[re=448691]El Pinche[/re]: This guy needs a rip of a good sativa more than anyone I’ve ever known.
Holy f**k!
Oh Wow! If you go deep enough, you see he gives shout-outs to Aleister – Freaking – Crowley and the Wait-Rider Tarot Deck.
http://www.nimcrown.us/nim_mystic_site.htm
There is also a pic of Hutchins and his pornstache in front of Stonehenge.
Freaky stuff – Hitler was into the occults too – just saying…
I will celebrate OKTOBERFEST, as a former German Residant, with warnings from the past. —Fröhliches OKTOBERFEST…OKTOBERFEST celebrates great Beer Fests, Bratwurst Feasts, German Heritage, in addition to, great parties with scores of attractive women.
Well, that pretty much explains it.
You know how in movies whenever the police find a serial killer’s apartments there’s always like a bulletin board featuring newspaper clippings of their killings? This is what it would look like if they posted that online instead.
[re=448660]snideinplainsight[/re]: jumped the shark with this one…
http://www.nimcrown.us/nim_mystic_site.htm
[re=448834]Katydid[/re]: I dunno. That pic of George and all his guy “pals” in *NUREMBURG* (sore losers, boys?) looks like quite the sausage fest. Or bratwurst fest?
It is like a massive Discordian put-on … if the Discordians were right-wing ass-hats who disapproved of marijuana.
[re=448832]PineyWoodster[/re]: He’s fuckin’ druid on top of it all?
[re=448836]Great Old Ones Party[/re]: N. I. M. Mystic Research Officer: Howard Winkleman
[re=448840]the problem child[/re]: Something peculiar going on that way, the “NIM Code of Honor” has these entries:
[8.3]
N.I.M. is not a religious organization, but N.I.M. recognizes all established Religions, and understands Pre-Christian Pagan European History.
and
= {{8.3c}} =
North West Europeans lived under many Pagan Religions, before the arrival of Christianity, from Roman Legions.
Stranger and stranger – looks like Wonkette isn’t the first to have found this guy and his NIM group very mockable.
http://www.voy.com/188088/
Well, he’s got Pat Buchanan’s endorsement for sure:
“The British had their reasons for fighting World War Two also,” Hutchins said; but, Hutchins said more confirmed in addition, “the causes of World War Two are not as one sided, as demonstrated since 1945, the loudest by the media, the Germans had solid reasons for fighting World War Two, also.”
This is from his writing about his master’s thesis. He also writes about “the 1945 Battle For Berlin with the clear perception of German military dedication to halting post World War Two Communist domination of Europe….As a fair scholar, Hutchins gave credit to all sides who fought honorably during World War Two, while keeping a special pride for the west who had won the Cold War during late 1991, during the 1998 Master Thesis Project.”
He also lurves him some Warner von Braun. He admits von Braun was responsible for rockets aimed at London, but he doesn’t seem that broken up about it.
But marijuana is bad. Just wow.
[re=448842]Autochthon[/re]: More on Howard Winkleman:
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http://www.stormpages.com/nim64/NIM_Ohio.html
Greetings N.I.M. comrades around the globe !!!
My name is Howard Winkleman, N.I.M. Governor of N.I.M. Ohio.
I feel strongly about the issues addressed by N.I.M., and that only through a united stand, will we ever accomplish our goals.
I wish to offer my support in whatever legal way possible to the N.I.M. Crown as well as to all other N.I.M. Members, and N.I.M. Governments.
N.I.M. Ohio will meet anyone who comes to our town to discuss N.I.M. and what we stand for.
N.I.M. Ohio wants a better future.
Life at present, in Ohio, is tolerable at best.
We want our children to know a time, in the future, where the struggle is not necessary.
N.I.M. Ohio will lead the way in every legal manner, to insure our culture, heritage, and continued existence.
For further information concerning N.I.M. Ohio: Stormtrooperwink@aol.com
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Oh, jeeze “Stormtrooperwink” AND and an aol account?
Ow. My head hurts after going there. Found this little nugget about Webster University where Slappy McCrazy got his MPA from Wikipedia
“It was founded in 1915 by the Sisters of Loretto as Loretto College, and as a Catholic women’s colleges.”
So, he’s a tranny !?!
On this day the Log Cabin Republicans cried. Then fucked some more. And cried.
[re=448846]Katydid[/re]: ….had reasons for fighting World War II. Also.
[re=448834]Katydid[/re]: But instead , he will celebrate SausageFest in an airport restroom with all the rest of the christian republican patriots.
Know. Is everyone so afraid of Newell, to ask if HE has reviewed his text? No one is above an editor. Had he been a mouth-breather, he would have been hung.
I donated $100. GOP needs to get back on track, with the all CAPPITTY CAP.
[re=448832]PineyWoodster[/re]: You know who else was into the occult?
“GEORGE HUTCHINS Completed his BACHELOR OF SCIENCE DEGREE in Criminal Justice, known as the BS …”.
So modest.
“AP: Mr. Hutchins is endorsed by the National Independents Movement, or NAMBLA.”
Seven hours after the original post, and (from quick scrolling and CTRL+F) I’m the first to mention “stupid get”?? Do I win the iPod??!Q?
ok so this might be the only time I post here but after an hour clicking links I came across the “Niagra Falls Mystery Travel” site or something.
http://www.nimcrown.org/nim_niagara_falls_2008.htm
I don’t even know anymore my brain is broken.
Hutchins has lined up Limbaugh, Bachmann & Palin support.
Greg Hoffman, you’re in the leftist dumpster now. Kisses.
*****
[re=448823]obfuscator[/re]: “The San Diego Zoo is the South Bronx Dunkin’ Donuts.”
Gosh, I love analogies.
I can’t be the only one getting a Dr. Bronner vibe here.
And what, oh what, are we to make of this little message board?
There is a new message board now –
Join me! (Guess my username)
http://georgehutchins.activeboard.com
If there ever was a way to visibly watch neurons unravel, reading down this man’s site is an awesome visual example. If you ever wanted to see someone have a mental breakdown, online, this is it, my friends. The site gets crazier and more bigoted as you read down the page. The top of the page is kind of dime-a-dozen modern conservatie talking points, but as you scroll downward, it completely loses any type of coherence.
The most amusing part of the pages are the disclaimers for the racial content. Yes, because it’s the Al Jolson fans that you need to apologize, and not the actual posting of the content.
Meth is a helluva drug, needless to say.
[re=448617]AggieDemocrat[/re]: Last time I sat next to a black person on a bus, I had a real fun time flirting with her. If I’d been able to stay longer in the US that visit, I might have progressed to some race mixing!
[re=448685]melvin[/re]: He’s wanting to move Hollywood to North Carolina because we have a bit of a film industry there – Screen Gems studios is there. It would mean more jobs in the state.
And a chance for him to remake “Triumph of the Will”, obviously…
[re=448877]CapnFatback[/re]: “Sieg Heil”?! Who are these people?
God damn bgcolor=”#800000″ makes the baby Jesus cry.
[re=448704]StrangelyBrown[/re]: That is, District 4 has the highest concentration of well-heeled lefties in the entire state. They might vote for this guy for entertainment value, though.
I’m hoping that student papers will have better punctuation this semester because this guy clearly has the random comma generator in his possession. Even if he gives up after today, it will need some serious maintenance.
[re=448896]coolcatdaddy[/re]: You can thank the Wilmington,NC studio for “Blue Velvet” and “Firestarter”. So this guy wants more weird David Lynch films and more lame horror flicks. Works for me.
Suddenly I’m thirsty for a Helms.
I sure hope that phone number he’s posted is an office number.
he looks like Jason Lee from My name is Earl and David Arquette’s love child.
[re=448863]NYNYNY[/re]: Nancy Reagan?
living in george hutchins’ district, i felt i should investigate a bit more before giving him my vote simply because of the persuasiveness of platforms like “more better jobs” and repealing the “so called” civil rights act.
in the message board, where all but one of the posts are written by mr.hutchins himself, i learned that george hutchins couldn’t possibly be a racist. he LOVES sanford and sons.
i also enjoy his subtle use of color and capital letters. he has my vote.
Okay – a little trail I followed …
-WhoIs info lists GeorgeHutchins.com as being owned by Paul Beach.
-George Hutchins is heavily associated with NIM International (National Independent Movement) as evidenced by a web search and by viewing the key word metadate on georgehutchins.com (George contributes to N.I.M. sites and Paul is listed as Crown Officer in NIM Mass Media Dept)
-WhoIs info lists all NIMCrown sites as being owned by Paul Beach.
-Most of Paul Beach’s WhoIs listings list his email as actor_hutchins@yahoo.com.
-One WhoIs listing for Paul Beach lists his email as sniffysicehouse@hotmail.com.
-Sniffy’s Icehouse is a book listed on Amazon.com.
-Sniffy’s Icehouse was written by Paul Beach (who also wrote some vampire books on Amazon.com).
-sniffysicehouse@hotmail.com is the amil contact listed for Paul Beach on http://www.stormpages.com/nim64/NIM_Canada.html where Paul is listed as the N.I.M. Governor of N.I.M. Canada.
-actor_hutchins@yahoo.com (remember this is Paul Beach’s email on WhoIs) appears on http://german.meetup.com/es/boards/thread/5315839 signifying interest in a job as George.
-actor_hutchins@yahoo.com also appears on the online actor resume for ‘George Hutchins’ at http://www.angelfire.com/planet/actor_hutchins/headshots/index.album – however, none of George’s credits can be found anywhere else.
-OpenSecrets.org does have campaign funds listing for ‘George Hutchins’.
-The only non-NIM reference to ‘George’s’ time as district attorney is on a site called aryanunity.com which I’m not about to click on.
-actor_hutchins@yahoo.com also appears on a site called adolf-hitler.info which I’m not going to click either.
I’m kind of hoping George and Paul Beach are one and the same!
The over-reliance on the phrase “so called” is not only a popular trope among conservative nutbags, but amongst idiots in general. I think it’s another one of those wonderful results of dumb people attempting irony.
But since you (repeatedly) bring it up George; yes, yes it is called that.
i hate anyone who claims they are a “ray gun republican!”
I am sick to death(well almost) of this crazy bullshit! Geesus H. Christ!Are these wack-jobs really going to brainwash the whole fucking country. St. Ronald Reagan…..OMFG.I need a drink or 3.
this man is so far in the closet, someone needs to open the door so he can get a breath of fresh air!
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