• February 12, 2012

Joe Lieberman’s above-ground slime cave was not the only office that was invaded and briefly colonized yesterday: 12 anti-abortion people were arrested outside some suite that belonged to Nancy Pelosi and were charged with all kinds of distinctions within the disorderly conduct family. The AP does not want to assume these people were associated with the tea bag people—”the speaker’s staff said those arrested were objecting to language in the health care overhaul that they said would allow federally subsidized abortions”—but it’s definitely safe to just go ahead and assume that they absolutely were. [AP]

{ 31 comments }

JMP November 6, 2009 at 10:08 am

How dare the police arrest these simple embryo fetishist protesters, just for breaking into an office? They would have to be peaceful; it’s not like anti-choice activists have ever harmed anybody.

hobospacejunkie November 6, 2009 at 10:10 am

Hey, the FuckTruck, with its abortion smeared on the side of it, wasn’t in town to visit the Holocaust museum, so yeah, they were there for the teabagging, cuz they’re all lonely men like randall terry, who deserves a good beating now & again.

MARCdMan November 6, 2009 at 10:14 am

Those arrested were forced to gay marry and then mop the walls and floors of Barney Frank’s secret masterbatorium. The End.

Larry McAwful November 6, 2009 at 10:16 am

The Teabaggers should get together with the directors of the Holocaust Museum for a big protest against abortion and Obamacare. Because all they’d have to do is approach the museum directors, who’d say, “Oh, yeah… 20 million civilians rounded up and slaughtered for religious and political reasons. That’s pretty much the same thing as abortions and affordable health care.” THEN Obama had better look out. That’s when it’s all over for the Democrats and their socialized fascism.

norbizness November 6, 2009 at 10:17 am

For the sake of truth-in-advertising, I proposed that the GOP be renamed “Fetus-Chuckers Unlimited, LLC” immediately and forthwith.

Mr Blifil November 6, 2009 at 10:20 am

The roundups of the Last True Amerikkkans has begun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY5L3V_Iqjk

hobospacejunkie November 6, 2009 at 10:23 am

[re=452067]norbizness[/re]: With the acronym FeCULL, of course.

Prommie November 6, 2009 at 10:25 am

[re=452060]MARCdMan[/re]: I have often wondered about those people who devote their lives to the field of jizz-wiping. In every one of the thousands of porno-emporiums across this great land, there must be one brave person whose job it is to mop up the cum, to collect the heavy, oozing balls of tissue, to swab the jizz off the screens, windows, seats, walls, and floors of the masterbatoria, I have wondered, should I pity them, or admire them for the selfless devotion to a neccessary, but unpleasant job? I think the latter is appropriate. Here’s to you, Mr. Professional Jizz-Wiper!

SayItWithWookies November 6, 2009 at 10:27 am

They weren’t teabaggers — they were members of the International Paper Tearers’ Union Local 461 from Wausau, Wisconsin, and they just stopped by Nancy’s office to complain about the long wait to get into the Capitol. And since they were there, decided to have a little demonstration of their craft, which is so essential to our recovering economy.
Let’s just say that paper tearers continue to be an underappreciated part of America’s labor force.

the problem child November 6, 2009 at 10:41 am

Good thing someone put down some paper to protect the marble floor from all the fake fetus blood.

MLHencken November 6, 2009 at 10:44 am

[re=452060]MARCdMan[/re]: Comment win.

finallyhappy November 6, 2009 at 10:47 am

Why don’t these fetus lovers want to help the hungry, sick, poorly clothed children who are already here? I truly believe that these morons “love” from conception to birth and then it is not their problem. If they die from neglect, hunger, illness- that is God’s will. Am I right? Can I get an AMEN?

MIRACLES November 6, 2009 at 10:57 am

Barney Frank’s facebook status this morning: Regarding the scores of “tea party” people roaming the halls of Congress yesterday…… Before, I thought I was talking to the dining room table. Now I feel like I’m in a furniture warehouse. 4 hours ago

P Drizzle November 6, 2009 at 10:58 am

[re=452077]Prommie[/re]: Professional jizz-wiper is only slightly more dehumanizing than professional toilet ambassador:

“hundreds of jobseekers applied on Thursday at the open auditions for the opportunity to interact with guests at the Times Square restrooms, lured by the promise of $10,000 for six weeks’ work…Competition was cut-throat, with some candidates arriving at 4 a.m. for the chance to wow the judges with demonstrable enthusiasm for all that goes on behind stall doors.”

Also: better benefits. I’m guessing.

http://www.nydailynews.com/money/2009/11/06/2009-11-06_hundreds_vie_for_lucrative_nyc_toilet_job.html

CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us November 6, 2009 at 10:59 am

Amen!

TGY November 6, 2009 at 11:16 am

Bah. Teabraggers.

Jim89048 November 6, 2009 at 11:17 am

[re=452077]Prommie[/re]: I can’t help but think that Anheuser-Busch ended their “real men of genius” ad campaign too soon.

BeWoot November 6, 2009 at 11:18 am

Kids, please. It’s masturbatoria. With a you. (Not me! Never.)

AnSnarkist November 6, 2009 at 11:19 am

Hmmm… this seems to be nothing more than a tempest in a teabag.

kapish November 6, 2009 at 11:23 am

Six months in the electric chair!

Dr. Spaceman November 6, 2009 at 11:25 am

Meanwhile, Patriot Joe Lieberman Had the Anti-Joe Lieberman socialist radicals disappeared.

AnSnarkist November 6, 2009 at 11:36 am

[re=452141]Dr. Spaceman[/re]: He just sent them to a farm where they could run around with other socialists. Don’t worry, they’ll love it there! There are pig and dogs and horses. One of the pig’s is even named Snowball. Doesn’t that sound cute?

McDuff November 6, 2009 at 11:50 am

[re=452077]Prommie[/re]: Sounds like a Dirty Job that Mike Rowe should take a crack it.

CycloneArmageddon November 6, 2009 at 11:51 am

I’m not necessarily a supporter of abortion – but in some cases I do support retroactive abortion.

McDuff November 6, 2009 at 11:52 am

[re=452103]finallyhappy[/re]: 7 times 70 Amens!

JMP November 6, 2009 at 12:21 pm

[re=452103]finallyhappy[/re]: Because helping born children isn’t going to punish those unmarried sluts for having teh sex, which is what the whole movement against abortion (along with birth control & STD prevention) is really about.

proudgrampa November 6, 2009 at 12:40 pm

Hear, hear Cyclone!!

El Pinche November 6, 2009 at 12:48 pm

This is an outrage! How dare Pelosi stop the world from having more Trigs!!

desertwind November 6, 2009 at 12:50 pm

The tea bag people — a large tent.

Accordion-o-rama November 6, 2009 at 1:18 pm

“… within the disorderly conduct family”

The Palins?

Extemporanus November 6, 2009 at 1:57 pm

“The AP does not want to assume these people were associated with the tea bag people…”

So, the anti-abortion protesters were just hangers-on performing an illegal slit-in?

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