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“C’mon guys. For reals I am so serious.”
Deja vu. All over again. And again.
In a related story, Politico claims to be serious, too.
Don’t worry, Mike. Soon the Republican Party will realize the all-you-can-eat buffet of ideas they’ve got in you.
-ly obese”
I’m so serious I even have the endorsement of CHUCK FREAKIN NORRIS XD Now listen to this sweet song I wrote about how even Jesus struggled to resist the temptation of fast food
Well, it’s about time! Enough fooling around, I say.
I’m super cereal guys! And no one believes even when I say I’m super cereal!
What, no more fat jokes?
That is the tragedy of bearing a striking resemblance to Gomer Pyle.
Wait, I thought he was a character on a cereal box. You know some sort of talking honey bee.
Mike Huckabee is serious business.
Where does Huckabee stand on the Coin Conspiracy?
Huckabee “…began polishing [his showbiz side] as a teenage disc jockey in Hope, Ark.”
No f***ing way is this country gonna elect two presidents who came from this Ozark Podunk.
And you know who else polished his showbiz side… ?
SRSLY U GUYS.
No, dude I’m like… totally serious this time.
Then how does he explain those striped shirts in the family Christmas card?
Somehow that line puts me in mind of those kid magazines like “Tiger Beat” where one member of every band is the serious one
I’m serious so take me seriously, goddamnit. Now let me take goofy picture with my fat family wearing ridiculous matching clothing.
I’m serious about happy hour at KFC. Seriously.
[re=453944]hockeymom[/re]: As Seriously Hideous.
No more striped shirts for me EVAR.
my fave “Mike Moment” was during his RNC speech when he claimed that Obama’s European PR Tour meant that he would bring those “European Values” back to America with him. You know, like 8 weeks vacation, affordable health care, drinking wine during lunch, etc…
Isn’t the dude in a banjo band?
Well. So long as he says “very,” I guess we have to take him at his word.
From his web site:
Please Join
Governor Mike and Janet Huckabee
Drs. Tim and Beverly LaHaye
Pat and Shirley Boone
Mat and Anita Staver
Congressman Bob and Liz McEwen
on a TOUR of the HOLY LAND
Here are some Special Events that you will enjoy:
International Town Hall Meeting with Gov. Huckabee and numerous Israeli Officials at the Southern Steps
Guided Tours of the most historic places in the Middle East
Service at the Garden Tomb
Service with Gov. Huckabee on the Sea of Galilee
Dinner with Gov. Huckabee
Mat Staver of Liberty Counsel and Former Congressman Bob McEwen
$3999.00 Double Occupancy; $3999.00 + $800 Single Occupancy
Okay, Mike.
[re=453936]memzilla[/re]: You know who else polished his showbiz side?
Rock Hudson?
Nothing spells gravitas quite like whining and stomping your feet about it.
Aww, cmon Mike. Why so serious?
Serious as in “ready to grovel and whore for whoever, whatever is willing to finance my guaranteed to fail attempt at becoming the Washington insider I so clearly crave to be”?
[re=453962]ph7[/re]: The walk leads to…a tomatoe eating contest!
He is in rapture.
Serious the way a genital discharge which is accompanied by itching and burning sensations is serious?
You know what he hasn’t done for a while? Gratuitously insult Mittens. I’m just sayin’!
“Huckabee reads everything written about him and asks his daughter to explain attacks on the obscurest blogs.”
Everyone be nice, Huckabee’s daughter is going to have to wade through all our obscure shit, trying to explain it to him.
But he’s not “dour”.
Also from the article: ““I’m glad she’s getting the props — I know I’m not nearly as attractive,” he said with a guileless grin.”
Huhk’s recipe for deepfried guile on a stick is absolutely delicious.
[re=453924]comicbookguy[/re]: Why so cereal?
Guys, don’t make Mike take off his belt and come after us – he might get a heart attack chasing us around.
[re=453984]Extemporanus[/re]: But he’s not “dour”.
So his slogan’s gonna be, “Vote Huckabee! The Anti-Gordon Brown!”
Or maybe given his proclivities, it would be more Alton, than Gordon.
Oh, if someone could only make a Y SO SRS image macro for the world’s best political family photo, EVAR…
[re=453981]x111e7thst[/re]: If your candidacy lasts for more than three days, please see your doctor.
[re=453983]the problem child[/re]: Well, there we go. Henceforth, the rotund one shall be known as, Serial auto-googler Mike Huckabee.
[re=453983]the problem child[/re]: What the Huck?
[annotation: The 'joke' here, such as it is, is that Huck rhymes with Fuck. You're welcome Mike.]
As serious as a talk-show host who plays bass in a band that does absolutely the whitest version of “Take Me to the River” could be.
[re=453991]President Beeblebrox[/re]: As you wish. http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/9/129022648421112597.jpg
[re=453989]trondant[/re]: I doubt Huckabee wears belts. Belt sizes only go to size 50.
But seriously, Mike, how about those Republicans? Their political philosophy is so old, we call it Palintology! I love this crowd! Hey, there’s O’Reilly, he’s a serious journalist! (and I’ve got a Brooklyn Bridge I’d like ta sellya…) And how about Larry Craig — he was serious, but wouldn’t admit it! You’re killin’ me!! But seriously, Mike…
[re=454003]the problem child[/re]: *wipes tears* I’ll never forget the commenter who said those elbow pads were blueberry pie stains. Hahaha…oh, the mammaries (or man-maries).
The sad thing is, he’s no less serious than any of the other likely 2012 Republicans.
[re=453961]chascates[/re]: Tim LaHaye? Ugh; what does it say about the GOP when their potential leaders are pallin’ around with nutjobs. Israelis, remember the guy only supports you because he thinks you have an important part to play in bringing about the end of the world, when you’ll all die horribly; he ain’t your friend.
[re=454005]El Pinche[/re]: I doubt Huckabee wears belts.
He does too. He even has a favorite brand: Conveyor.
It won’t work. Its like Hee Haw trying to be serious.
Srsly, u guys!
U guys, srsly.
[re=453980]vladster[/re]: Mr. Quayle?
My favorite Mike Huckabee quote is “Congratulations Canada on preserving your National Igloo”. Of course watching “Talking to Americans” invariably caused me to be proud to be from the States.
Fuck-a-bee/Christie 2012!
He’s to big to fail.
“too” big, … sorry, I’m sober.
[re=454039]Suds McKenzie[/re]: I lived through his Reign of Terror here in Ozarkistan. You’ve got it backwards: “His fail is too big.”
Huckabee is talking seriously, of course, about Manbearpig: half man, half bear & half pig.
[re=454036]phineas_bounderby[/re]: Yeah, Canada went for some long-hanging fruit with that show. On the other hand, you all weren’t doing anything with it.
[re=453936]memzilla[/re]: John Voight?
why isn’t their family doggie wearing boy stripes or girly red?
Hey, I’m serious too! I guess it doesn’t mean as much, not being a fat bastard piece of shit fuck.
[re=454043]user-of-owls[/re]: How about “Too big to fall”? Like a Weeble.
[re=453947]PsycGirl[/re]: Mike Nesmith.
. . . Okay, maybe a bit too ancient for this crowd.
[re=454005]El Pinche[/re]: You laguh now, but when you have 300+ pounds of angry evangelist bearing down on you, nekkid, and snapping a wet, rolled mumu at you like a towel, you’ll wish they came a few inches longer.
[re=454054]Gumboz1953[/re]: The Monkee fans might protest comparing him to Mike Huckabee. Maybe the guitarist for Hanson or any member of Air Supply?
[re=454058]Snarkalicious[/re]: How, precisely does one ‘laguh’? Fuckwit.
LEAVE AIR SUPPLY ALONE!
[re=454049]inedalo[/re]: The Huckabees don’t anthropmorphize their pets — it just makes it harder to cook and eat them. They had to use a really heavy Stroganoff sauce just to get their last cocker spaniel down.
[re=454059]PsycGirl[/re]: [re=454054]Gumboz1953[/re]: That was exactly what I thought when I read the original comment. He of the idiotic green snow cap.
[re=454052]Suds McKenzie[/re]: Hah! He certainly wobbles.
[re=454058]Snarkalicious[/re]: Thanks a lot. I’ll have nightmares for a week with THAT visual.
[re=454088]user-of-owls[/re]: Except that Mike Nesmith had talent — probably still does — and didn’t weigh 572 pounds. Even on earth.
Okay, I know I brought him up, but let’s leave the Monkees alone now, or my 13-year-old self will come here from 1966 and beat us all over the head with a black South Central Bell rotary phone. I don’t want that to happen.
[re=454119]Gumboz1953[/re]: So, I assume the Partridge Family is out of bounds, unless I want to get cuffed by a rotary.
[re=454147]user-of-owls[/re]: Hell, no. I hated those fuckers.
[re=454022]user-of-owls[/re]: Or this brand: the Outer Loop.
[re=454153]Gumboz1953[/re]: What are your feelings on the Brady Bunch?
[re=454153]Gumboz1953[/re]: You lie!
[re=454185]PsycGirl[/re]: Was that the gun control group?
You Anti-Gun Weenies can say what you like.
But you will never convince me that, if the Fat, Dog-Hanging Huckabee son came up to you the proverbial dark alley, you wouldn’t want to be packin’ Serious HEAT.
Just sayin’.
Very serious Huckabee is very serious.
[re=454287]Neilist[/re]: I’d just want to be packing a cheesesteak. I could drop it on a surface and walk away untouched.
[re=454297]PsycGirl[/re]: Maybe he meant packin’ serious Hot Pocket
[re=454119]Gumboz1953[/re]: I finally met Peter Tork about 5 years ago. I was speechless but finally got his autograph- no chance of that in 1966. I was in NYC last month and Davy Jones was playing at some restaurant/club near Times Square. Mickey Dolenz was in Aida on Broadway sometime in the past 5-6 years. I think Mike is the only one who doesn’t perform anymore. I think this is all more important and serious than Huck
The Democrats are as spineless as ever, but watching this clusterfuck that is the Republican Party is just downright depressing. I’m actually one of those folks that think we need a healthy opposition, but the GOP is so far from ever being called “healthy” it’s not even funny.
[re=453991]President Beeblebrox[/re]: “Lady, I’m TALKING to the DOG!”
Huckabee: “Don’t make me stop this car!”
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