Hated Florida governor Charlie Crist fired his longtime communications director this week. This is the only “political move” you can do, in politics. Ben Smith says that Crist, who amuses himself by doing public impressions of a married straight person, is now just giving out his cell number to reporters, although this bit of information is conspicuously absent in the Sun Sentinel article Smith links to. Ergo! Charlie Crist gave Ben Smith his number for either phone sex or human body sex. Someone tell Ben Smith to wait at least 96 hours before calling if he’s at all serious about love. [Ben Smith]
Charlie Crist Fired His Communications Director In Elaborate Plot To Seduce THE POLITICO’s Ben Smith
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Thirteen ways of looking at a gay bird?
“His out cell phone number”
So he is out after all?
“Crist, who amuses himself by doing public impressions of a married straight person, is now just giving his out cell number to reporters…”
Does that mean that Anderson Cooper will no longer know how to reach him?
Unfortunately for Governor Crist, it is physiologically impossible for Ben Smith to pleasure him.
Bathhouse Ben and Cum-stain Charlie have been secretly meeting at rest stops for years.
Log Cabin Republicans endorsed Crist yet?
In other news, Joe the Biden killed someone
http://rawstory.com/2009/11/biden-motorcade-accident/
[re=456107]rafflesinc[/re]: Are we sure? Where was Glenn Beck at the time? I’ve heard he was implicated in the rape and murder of a young girl in 1990.
[re=456107]rafflesinc[/re]: Does that get entered on the “Biden Death List” or does it count toward the “Obama Death List?” Or both?
[re=456107]rafflesinc[/re]: PLEASE say it was Cheney or Rumsfeld!
[re=456107]rafflesinc[/re]: Well, at least you can’t blame this one on Robert Novak.
Charlie just figured out a communications director won’t make him senator any better than a wife made him vice presidential material. When the Scozzafava hits the fan, you best just get outta the way.
Was the communications director fired for communicating diseases?
Crist = teh ghey. Rubio loves him some illegalz, What’s a wingnut to do?
[re=456120]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: DON`T B 2 SCHUURRR!
[re=456115]user-of-owls[/re]: More importantly, Beck hasn’t *denied* raping and murdering that young girl in 1990.
“The Idea of Order at Key West” – thanks to you, Juli, this place is beginning to clean up nice!
Wallace Stevens references are what keep me coming back to Wonkette day after day!
Now he han hire that “communications” expert from Israel.
Crist unloaded communications director Erin Isaac for failing to squelch the rumor that he was straight.
Erin is sad today, sadder than yesterday: http://www.postonpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/erinisaac-100×100.jpg
The best way to prove his manhood is to knock up one of the Palins, includin’ Levi
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