“Faceless pundits talks around the issues, not about them…celebrity gossip passes as breaking news…and the liberal bias spewed by the mainstream media makes them like less like a public service and more like an extension of the White House Press Office.” Dates in Westbury, NY and Tampa are already sold out! People do not hesitates or you will has no choice but to listen to your faceless pundits talks around the issues. [Bold & Fresh Tour 2010]
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Afterwards a small cartoon character in a white hat and janitor outfit will follow behind sweeping up the elephant poo.
Because nothing says “Bold & Fresh” like a fucking Clarendon typeface, from 1845. It’s good that they’re aiming low, and not saying that they’re worth more than three stars. Oh, and socialism.
Served up on a platter – every goddamned retard in the country – and not ONE of us has balls enough to crash the party with enough anthrax and sarin gas to change the course of history.
okay i’m looking at this picture and i’m seeing a couple of old guys, one pudgy and the other scrawny, both with their asses firmly in corporate chairs, and i’m wondering where’s the bold and fresh? do they come onstage after these clowns warm up the audience? because i could be using me some bold and fresh, these old guys have turned rancid.
I like that the word bold</strong was written in bold, for effect.
“Bold and Fresh” – Great way to describe two douches working together.
The phone number to get tickets to their Norfolk show is Phone: (888) 3-COXTIX.
Which is fitting, since the thought of paying money to see those two together makes my wang twitch.
Fuck, this dog and pony show is coming to Tampa? And is sold out? Shit, I gotta get the hell outta Floriduh.
[re=460289]magic titty[/re]: Jesus christ html fail of all time. Fuck you, comprooter.
Better title: Old and Yeccchh.
My preshussss… we hates liberalss . . . yesss … we hates them, my preshussss….
[re=460289]magic titty[/re]: What magic titty didn’t know was if he closed that bold tag, none of this would have ever happened.
The tragedy of oxy-meth speedballs.
“Monsters of Cock” was already taken?
“Faceless pundits, talks…” – fixt
Cirque du So Lame
Aren’t these the guys who say English is like the most important language ever created by God on His great Earth?
Bold and fresh. A matching line of his & hers condoms and panty-liners. Just in time for the baby Jesus season.
[re=460311]Gumboz1953[/re]:
“NEW SANTORO-FRESH! Bold & fresh protection from the shame of Santorum scent on your sheets!”
HAHA I originally thought the faceless pundits and celebrity news bits were about B.O. and Beck. Seriously, I thought you guys wrote it. And then the liberal media thing confused me.
[re=460307]norbizness[/re]: Win. And, yes. Yes it was.
[re=460309]Scarab[/re]: That was a good pun. Fine work, sir.
Morbo is pleased!
But wait, don’t they hate each other? Maybe they’ll actively strangle each other on stage, resulting in a net gain to the human race.
I much prefers the Brave & the Bold.
More like Old and Recycled.
[re=460309]Scarab[/re]: Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!
Bold and fresh. Sounds like a douche scented with Old Spice. How appropriate.
If you follow the link, you’ll also see that they misspelled somebodies as somebodys. This is what you get when you let Glenn Beck edit his own content.
Bold and fresh! Um… what are they selling? Toothpaste or beer?
[re=460287]Click[/re]: If they could get Limbaugh to join them, it would really be tempting…
Time to get my sidewalk vendor meth’n'everclear business back up again.
b[re=460287]Click[/re]: it’s much better just to let them stew in their own insane juices.
I guess its both bold and fresh to ask one of your underlings if she wants a falafel genital scrub.
What Fresh, Bold Hell is This?
Smug and Smarmy
The Assholists!
[re=460323]Larry McAwful[/re]:
Salsa. I think.
I has a sad for there engrish teecherz
Bold & Fresh: The new soap opera on LOGO.
What the fig is it with this “liberal [media] bias” b.s.?
From the website: “You’ll hear from Bill, you’ll hear from Glenn, and then…they’ll take the stage together. What happens then? Heaven only knows…”
Yes. Heaven only knows. I’m sure illegal immigrants, SOCIALISM, political correctness, liberal elites, MSNBC, radical jihadi Islamofacisim or how NObama is ruining America as they know it won’t come up.
“Dates in Westbury…” Another good reason to stay away fromt the L.I.E.
“celebrity gossip passes as breaking news…”
When I took sociology of mass media, we were divided into teams and each week watched several hours apiece of Fox News, The Daily Show/Colbert Report, NPR and Democracy Now!. We would actually time the segments and then categorize them. At the end of semester, several hours a week for every week, most of the stations showed at most about 15% of the category we called entertainment/celebrities. The rest fell into different groups, mostly based around several prevailing political issues of the time.
Except Fox News. They were the only one with more than 50% of the content that we considered entertainment/celebrities. Of course, this was a college course, full of them durned edumacated elitist arugula thinking people – aka, liberals.
O’Reilly / Beck 2010 – God, I just woke up from a freakin’ nightmare!!!
[re=460330]Servo[/re]: Salsa? Don’t tell Lou Dobbs!
Wingtardapalooza!
Yawn. Another Scarecrow and Mrs. King ripoff . . .
Salad topping?
There are so many titles that better suit this Little Tour of Horrors:
Tired and Paunchy
Loofah and Loony
SOB and Sobber
Butterstick and Fuckstick
Beavis and Buttface
Remember when Anna Nicole Smith died? Fox New lost its collective shit. There’s nothing old white men want to watch more than news about a big-titted porn star.
“Bold and Fresh,” huh? More like “Pale & Stale.” The Pale Stale Male Tour 2010. Hot dog. Never seen one a THEM before.
Wasn’t Bold & Fresh a late 80′s/early 90′s hip hop duo? Will MC Karl Rove appear with them too or is he still too afraid to show his face in public after his smackdown with Chamillionaire at the recent BET Hip Hop awards?
Face-sitting pundits. Also.
[re=460337]noodleman[/re]: It’s a pale/stale leftover from Walter Cronkite and how he singlehandedly ended the Vietnam War and made the tighty whitey righties cry forever and ever.
Stale Pale Male/Whitey Tighty Righties 2010 Tour!
[re=460350]Mr. Tusks[/re]: “There’s nothing old white men want to watch more than news about a big-titted porn star.”
Unless you’re talking about old white Republican men, in which case they do enjoy watching under age male pages just a TAD bit more…
Wow, apparently their brand of bold and fresh costs anywhere from $46-$121, depending on how close one gets to the bold and fresh stage. I’ll stick with folgers.
I would prefer TARRED & FEATHERED.
I was hoping I’d find the phrases “Fire every zig for great justice” and “You have no chance make your time” somewhere in this.
Does Fox News subcontract its advertising copy to the same people who write content for fortune cookies?
“You’ll hear from Bill, you’ll hear from Glenn, and then…they’ll take the stage together. What happens then? Heaven only knows…”
Special guest appearance by Lou Dobbs? Who could ask for anything more!
Sold out Westbury NY? Holy Shit, next stop Madison Square Garden. I did a Google drive bye of Westbury and I think I could sell out that piece of shit suburban sprawl excreted onto the center of Long Island
I CANZ HAZ PUNDITS?
Is it too much to ask that the bus, plane, rickshaw, whatever these two ride on, explodes in flame, killing them both?
DRAWN & QUARTERED
I haven’t been this fired up about a hip hip concert with an “&” in it since Kid & Play rocked me when I was in 8th grade!
Oh noes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kid_%27n_Play
Ampersand FAIL.
Didn’t I see a faceless pundit on Oprah last week?
Anyone else think Beckers there looks like the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
“Don’t miss out on the rare opportunity to see these two men live on stage. It’s an event that makes professional wrestling seem like a night at the opera. You’ll hear from Bill, you’ll hear from Glenn, and then… they’ll take the stage together. What happens then?”
It. It’s an event. And then. they’ll… take. The stage. What happens… then? Wrestling. Professional. Opera. You’ll, hear. From Bill. You’ll— hear. From Glenn. And then. Wrestling. Night— Opera. – By William Shatner
[re=460328]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: “Smug and Smarmy” – don’t forget the smegma. Maybe not so fresh.
[re=460359]Country Club Jihadi[/re]: Personally I’d go with “TARD & WEATHERED.”
Yogi Bill and Boo-hoo Beck.
[re=460383]Click[/re]: I see what you did there.
[re=460379]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: “. . . Someone. Left the cake. Out in the. Rain.”
“Antibodies. ANTI-BODIES. . . ”
Sorry. Shatner overload. Thanks for that.
Looks like they’ve corrected the subject/verb disagreement on their web page, but they’ve left the messed-up “makes them like less like a public service” alone. Haw haw! Then there’s this: “And you know how they say that some men’s ‘bark’ is worse than their ‘bite’?” Hey! I always thought that was DOGS. Well, we are talking about O’Really. And, and: “Steeped in the teaching of our forefathers, Glenn wears his heart on his sleeve.” Yowsa! Mixed-metaphor time! Good lord. Eh, nevermind me, once a copyeditor always a copyeditor. It’s a curse, really.
Bold & Fresh passes as breaking wind.
[re=460324]bureaucrap[/re]: …arrangements could be made.
“Glenn wears his heart on his sleeve.”
Well, at least I’ll know where to aim.
It’s Bold…and Fresh….they’re buddy cops on the beat!
Faceless pundits sound terrifying. They should make a horror movie about that.
[re=460408]MzNicky[/re]: “Steeped in the teaching of our forefathers, Glenn wears his heart on his sleeve.” – in all fairness, this was modified from the original “Steeped in the teabags of our forefathers, Glen wears his penis on his sleeve,” which had a little more zest.
[re=460309]Scarab[/re]: WIN!
“Bold and Fresh” sounds like a pair of washed-up, strung-out, track-marked strippers working the 10am shift in a converted double-wide.
“Breaking news?” I’m putting my money on “Breaking wind.” Frequently.
[re=460426]PerhapsSo[/re]: “Faceless pundits.” Wouldn’tya think Bull O’Really? would be more respectfully of all his guests and fill-in hosts? And hostesses, of course…
Reply to Don’t Mess with Joe doesn’t work: “You’ll hear from Bill, you’ll hear from Glenn, and then…they’ll take the stage together. What happens then? Heaven only knows…”
It’s gonna get sloppy!
Now they’ve corrected the “like less like” error. It’s like less like magic! I think they’re reading these comments!
Hey! Get yer own dang proofreader, ya cheapskates!
Okay bye.
If it’s not opera and it’s not professional wrestling, it must be musical theatre!!!! One night only … Beck and O’Reilly star in a revival of DUDE–The Musical
The synopsis of DUDE: Reba and Harold find themselves portraying Adam and Eve in a Garden of Eden-like setting, where they are tempted by Zero (the devil) and give birth to son Dude. The forces of Good (#33, Bread, Susie Moon, Mother Earth, and the Shubert Angels) and Evil (Zero, Nero, Esso, Extra, and Sissy) try to gain control of Dude’s soul. Dude grows up and succumbs to the temptations of bizarre sexual practices and illicit drugs, leaving his parents guilt-ridden, until Guide #33 (God) assures them that life is merely show business and everything has a happy ending.
So basically these two music men are cruising through every hick town and whistle stop they can find, taking advantage of the crowds previously assembled for Caribou Barbie’s book tour?
Has everybody forgotten Al Franken’s revelation that Bill-O claims to have grown up on the hardscrabble streets of the “Westbury section of Levitown”?
Worst pop-up book evar.
What, no San Francisco tour date yet?
[re=460307]norbizness[/re]: WE WILL WE WILL COCK YOU! COCK YOU!
[re=460286]The Station Manager[/re] & [re=460289]magic titty[/re]: Why don’t you two get a room, for hot, horny, wet, tight typography sex.
loud = uneducated and fresh = rehashed party lines
Am I the only one who read this at first as “Bald Flesh”?
One unsold-out venue has floor seats for $120 each, and $45 each for “side view”.
I hope to jesus that the scalpers for this event are liberals.
[re=460375]hockeymom[/re]: You get a freshly peeled banana for that one!
My three-year old’s diapers are often bold and fresh. In fact, the fresher the bolder, but not always. Sometimes when they sit around for a while they start to smell like Glenn O’Reilly’s bung.
Can we have some audience member(s) at each stop yell “You Lie!” six or seven times during the course of the evening and then watch the wingers get all “how rude to do that to our heroes but yell at the President all you want.” Pretty please, with sugar on top?!
[re=460365]MzNicky[/re]: No, Lou Dobbs will soon join the group as the Three Amigos. Mark my words!
Nothing says “Bold & Fresh” like O’Reilly’s photo. From 1992. From Sears.
[re=460497]Come here a minute[/re]: I declare, you just gave me the vapors!
[re=460577]McDuff[/re]: I just want cameras running as they stream out of the venue smeared in meconium.
[re=460596]Styrofoam Boots[/re]: No shit – that photo was taken at least forty cases of Viagra ago.
[re=460469]Tundra Grifter[/re]: Their theory is that the government shouldn’t separate fools from their currency – that’s a job for the private sector.
“It’s an event that makes professional wrestling seem like a night at the opera.” So your saying your both faker than wrestling.?.
Bold and Fresh is the new Fair and Balanced. BF, FB. What’s up with that?
The perfect trifecta would be to add Gallagher and his watermelons.
are they touting a new toilet paper? minty gum? WTH!
More like Bald and Fresh,
Bill your bald, put a hat on or something.
Other title suggestions:
“Tard and Retard”
“Dipp and Schitt”
“Gag Me and Pasty”
“The Ambiguously Gay Comic Book Superheroes”
The Smell of Bold and Fresh: Equal parts Lifebuoy, Old Spice, Canadian Club, and Tic Tacs.
Bold & Fresh ~ don’t forget ZESTY!
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