Oh good morning. Sleeping, we were? Perhaps spending time with family and friends? Those things do NOT sound like “thinking about Sarah Palin,” which means that for many of you, it has been two, even three hours since you have thought about Sarah Palin. Ha, hey look someone made a Going Rogue index and then uploaded it next to some JPGs of soldiers and cowboys! Well done. Since this same person also embedded a song terrible beyond all comprehension on the website, here are the interesting—Mick Jagger! “Issac,” the protagonist of Stephenie Meyer’s Bible series! Stapleton!—index terms, aggregated right here on your silent Wonkette.
- Beatty, Warren 301
- Black Eyed Peas 114
- Ditka, Mike 301
- Green, “Mean Joe” 177
- Halcro, Andrew (“effete”) 116-117, 203
- Isaac 173
- Jagger, Mick 329
- King, Jr., Martin Luther 86
- Lewis, C.S. 27
- Marx, Karl 84
- McLeod, Andree (Falafel Lady) 107-108, 117, 353-354, 367
- Napoleon 80
- Plato 24
- Sarah (Bible) 173
- Stapleton, Meghan 116, 139, 142, 149, 150, 158, 253-254, 294, 332-333, 338, 363, 379, 383, 398-400
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Oh yes… Aristotle between Susan B. Anthony and Bill Ayers. Too sweet.
GO MEG STAPLETON!!!!!
John Ratzenburger?
Will he be more famous as a real Teabagger than the fake one (you know Cliff would be) he played on TV?
Jewel is listed on there. I wonder if Palin is a fan of “Pieces of You.”
“McLeod, Andree (Falafel Lady)” – Whiskey Tango Foxtwat ? Can someone please enlighten me here?
A light rapture would be appreciated.
You betcha!
Somehow, I suspect Palin who most of the older historical figures like Aristotle and Plato really were, only her ghostwriter does; and Karl Marx is just “bad man” in her mind. Except for the biblical figures; you know, the ones who never actually existed.
I also suspect, seeing the two Baldwin brothers up there, that she’s probably the only person who prefers Stephen to Alec.
What on earth does Palin want with Mick Jagger and the Baldwins?
How about a moratorum for the day on Palin stuff? Post some more info on the Latvian Iron Lady to remind us that female politicians can be, uh, qualified.
Was going to picket my local Barnes & Noble with a “Don’t Buy Palin’s Book, Morans!” sign but have decided to recognize the futility of such an act. Reality, for once, wins.
[re=461313]ManchuCandidate[/re]: He’s contractually obligated to be associated with fucking everything. It’s in his Pixar deal.
The deliberate omission of George Washington, the very Father of Our Country, leads me to the irrefutable conclusion that Sarah Palin is a communist plant.
What page does she mention the name of Todd’s business partner she was screwing, who happens to be St. Trig’s papa?
Joe the Plumber more important than Jesus (no mention) in Sarah’s cosmology — or cosmetology?
Plumber, Joe 69
Jameson, Jenna 69
Piper, Rowdy Roddy 69
Mandingo 69
Levi (penis) 69
Track 69
Trig 69
Jelly, KY 69
I definitely have to check out page 69.
It appears that Herman Melville’s in the index; I guess that means he was on Palin’s staff, as a consultant on the Alaskan whaling industry. In any case, it explains why he hasn’t written anything good in a few years.
I can still hear my grandpa, now long passed, in front of the TV – “You know why that Mike Ditka is so tough? Because he’s a Ukey!” Please pass the pierogies!
The spirit of the “Mustache of Understanding” (Thomas Friedman) visited me last night:
Sarah Palin is this era’s OJ Simpson!
Magazine covers with OJ were something to talk about
Magazine covers with Sarah are something for the Sarah to talk about
OJ murdered his wife
Sara murdered McBombs presidential hopes
OJ lied
Sarah lies (with virtually every utterance.)
Under-educated nitwits cheered for OJ
Under-educated nitwits cheer for Sarah
This connection illustrates the necessary imperative that we should bomb something in order to create Iran 2.0.
My father, the librarian, said that someone was waiting for the library to open yesterday with a copy of THE BOOK in her hand- to donate to the library. Because EVERYONE deserves a chance to read it, even the poors. Her words, not mine.
Needs more Stapleton.
[re=461320]Terry[/re]: I’m with you, sister. If I hear Snowbilly’s voice & annoying laugh one more time, my HDTV will probably explode!
[re=461313]ManchuCandidate[/re]: The Teabaggers certainly have a lot of star power. Claven, the lesser Baldwin, Kirk Cameron, the second-least talented Monkee, Faceman/Original Starbuck, Andy Williams – you can’t get much more relevant than these guys! Or more diverse.
There’s 400 (or more) pages to this rag????????
If this book isn’t made of recycled toilet paper Sara needs to apologize to the trees that died for this homage to stupidity.
Can I just say that that little buckaroo sets off my gaydar?
Quite possible interest could she have in “Grammer, Kelsey” (or he in her)?
Also (see also You Betcha) iii-402
[re=461336]JesusButter[/re]: These people are turning in Mormons, apparently, political prostilytizers, the Church of Latter Day Sarah…
[re=461346]the problem child[/re]: What, not Quite.
[re=461317]Tundra Grifter[/re]: “falafal lady” is derogatory nickname $P has for this former friend and now ethics watchdog, because she is Lebanese heritaged and also wanted to sell falafals as street food, once.
How can she prefer the lesser Baldwin brother after all those years she’s been on the TeeVees with the elder one? Must be a real big BioDome fan.
Curious that Gov. Mark Sanford is not on the list.
[re=461312]chascates[/re]: Srsly, just go!
…is she like Santa? “She knows when you are sleeping, she knows when you are awake “?
Napolean? As in Napolean Complex?
No wonder the book had no index — it’s not because she didn’t want people to look themselves up in it — it’s because she’s a freakin’ name dropper. Sarah Palin — moose-shooting, geopolitically challenged, mendacious, self-aggrandizing fundamentalist starf*cker. Not that anyone’s surprised.
That song is all kinds of AWESOME!
And are you sure she didn’t mean Isaac the Bartender? Guess I should go check my autographed copy.
[re=461358]AngryBlakGuy[/re]:
I like David Sedaris’ Dutch Santa much better.
[re=461359]Servo[/re]: As in Napoleon Dynamite … Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true.
This is the third left-wing site I’ve seen that’s written its own index. Palin trolled the shit out of the liberal blogodome by not publishing an index.
This is not meant to be funny …
TNR has a full music-free index that is in any case better (via).
… but it is pretty funny to think about a bunch of Wonkette readers swarming TNR.
I set my alarm for 4:30am just so I could get a head start on thinking about Sarah.
Then I come out to my kitchen to make a pot of coffee and I see all you fuckers are already here.
Slightly OT, people, but in case y’all didn’t catch this on NPR yesterday… Even
Rod Dreher is all cold hating on Going Rogue. Rod Dreher!
[re=461362]SayItWithWookies[/re]: More likely her supporters simply aren’t used to indexes in the back of whatever books they take up, and find their inclusion to be somehow gay/foreign. Just like they get headaches when there are discursive footnotes in smaller print at the bottom of the page. Suffice it to say that she’s no Oliver Sacks.
What’s next from the blogoshere after indexes? Addenda? Errata? Afterwords? Sequelae? Dramatic reënactment?
..aaaaaannnnnddddd Huffpo makes 4. Begin countdown until Dailykos and Yglesias publish their own indices.
[re=461342]JMP[/re]: Oh, god dammit! Micky, why?? I LOVED you on The Tick!
Palin Fatigue Syndrome. I got it, baby. At this point, I wish Obama would give her an ambassadorship to Luxemburg or something so she would just go away. She could even start her own dictatorship over there–the Luxies are probably tired of being ignored.
I’m damned curious, but I not enough to buy that book just to find out what “Sarah Palin” has to say about Blaise Pascal. (Maybe I’ll just print out this index and take it to the inevitable Sarah shrine at Costco for some old curiosity shopping.)
[re=461359]Servo[/re]: I wouldn’t call it a complex — it’s more like a Napoleon simple.
What page is /Jauss, Hans Robert/ on??
[re=461368]bjkeefe[/re]: Now that’s funny, I don’t care who you are.
…errrrr, that “Cowboy” looks suspicously like a “Guacho”?!
[re=461310]DoctorCulturae[/re]: It’s like Clay Shirky between “Aristotle” and “Rousseau”…every proper name would have some kind of ‘handle’ marks, except Shirky, Clay. Common.
Index shmindex. Where’s the Cliff notes? The Going Rogue for Idiots? How can our elite universities (Liberty, Regents, etc.) teach this massive tome? And where’s the snow barbie coloring book? Think of the children, goddammit.
[re=461378]stew[/re]:
Make her the Morale Czar at McMurdo Station, Antarctica, since she’s already appointed herself as an expert on life at extreme latitudes.
[re=461391]sludjbunni[/re]: My Cliff notes version: “Hey, look at me.”
You’ll pay for making fun of the Goddess Sarah you wonkers! Remember they made fun of Ronald Reagan! They even made fun of Adolph Hitler as a syphilitic failed house painter with only one testicle and he was elected anyway!
[re=461326]One Yield Regular[/re]: I would say, a potted plant. Or a face plant.
She should be the ambassador to The British Petroleum and we could put the embassy at Prudhoe Bay.
I’ve decided that Dorothy Parker had Palin’s type in mind when she said, “You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.”
[re=461378]stew[/re]: Rather than Luxemburg, make her Ambassador to the Duchy of Grand Fenwick — they’ve gone rouge on us before.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053084/
When my friend told me that Sarah was spending Thanksgiving in my state, I thought they meant pleasantly stoned and slightly inebriated. No, she’s actually coming to WA. Fuck.
Mega McCans has my complete attention today out of general principles.
Delusions, bizarre 1,2,3,4,5,6, …
[re=461391]sludjbunni[/re]: The audio book drops next week. Yay!!
[re=461409]Ducksworthy[/re]: He was elected because. When Palin begins promoting an Americine ideal folker immediately described as “precisely not her” but that would have treated her clownish-seeming person like a “hater” during the war…then Godwin’s Law is exploit.haxor.
Also: 2,3,5-8,11,13-43,51,54-208,215,219,223-482
United Nations Assembly, 695 – 9; SP addresses, 696; SP calls for world war against United States and USSR, 698
Vogue (magazine), 356
Westminster Abbey, arrest of SP by Special Branch, 704
Wight, Isle of, incarceration of SP, 712 – 69
Windsor, House of, SP challenges legitimacy of, 588
Isaac Hayes or Isaac Newton?
[re=461433]Sleeves[/re]: I’m not sure what that was, but I think someone needs to take your sleeves away from you.
Why isn’t St. Trig of Wasilla indexed? That poor sweet retarded angel got hisself left behind.
Fred Barnes gets only one mention (most probably as the author of the inspirational tome Rebel in chief). At least that’s something.
[re=461480]Mahousu[/re]: Today, Mahousu, you’d find me wearing only Lycra briefs beneath a cowboy hat. And now, a smile.
[re=461318]JMP[/re]: The Gov’Nor probably things Karl is the Marx brother even more obscure than Zeppo. Or was it Chico?
[re=461342]JMP[/re]: How can you forget the man named after a volleyball, Jon Voight? The Little Guy pushed his name again and again for Mrs. Bachmann’s non-rally rally.
[re=461352]the problem child[/re]: Thank you! Call me old school, but there’s only one “falafel lady” for me – Andrea Mackris, the woman Bull O’Really? made famous…
That Aristotle name-check gives my soul a big fat sad. Anyone else you’d like to ruin for me Sarah?
[re=461365]Come here a minute[/re]: Don’t blame me. I voted for Summer.
[re=461418]proudgrampa[/re]: That is too good not to share!
[re=461336]JesusButter[/re]: Not a single person has asked for it at our library. Of course, we are in the Peoples Republic of Massachusetts.
Marx, Karl 84
Am I the only one who is excited to read her pithy analysis of Das Kapital?
[re=461509]doxastic[/re]: Was just that made think of Shirky, with a little bit of anger slimming-up the sad.
[re=461526]CapnFatback[/re]: That would be great. Any exam papers leaking out signed “Sarah”(always facetiously)?
slate.com has gone ahead and ripped this off. Queers.
Giuliani, Rudy 350
Not 911?
[re=461538]Sleeves[/re]: I don’t know…plenty of time though:
http://wonkette.com/412211/412211#comment-458998
[re=461555]Surprised_Still[/re]: That was to you Surprised, and thank you: Filthy Critic might say, “Beam’s index is pretty fucking good.”
[re=461480]Mahousu[/re]: I watched that clip all the way to the end and there was no bukkake scene. What gives?
TNR confirms that Wonkette is not mentioned once in the index. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Snarkmeisters?
[re=461501]Tundra Grifter[/re]: Do you mean the actor, or John Voight, the dentist?
(yes, I’m kicking myself for missing that one)
[re=461602]Sleeves[/re]: Me are confused.
[re=461744]Surprised_Still[/re]: (The irony of “ripped this off” recalled that comment by Fly Over Girl in the HarperCollins’ Lawyers on the Loose, Sunday night post. Also thought the idea of an index hilarious, there. Took “Queers” to be sarcasm of a material fallacy—that Wonkette is the vanguard of all A-list material—and the converse fallacy of Accident. Then thanked you for the tip, as I hadn’t dialed-a-fax from those queers for months.)
[re=461431]Fly Over Girl[/re]: Please, please, pretty please tell me she’s doing the audiobook herself.
[re=461778]Sleeves[/re]: Thank you for that thorough and somewhat Rainman like explanation. Glad to have helped.
[re=461947]Surprised_Still[/re]: My pleasure. Yeah, the prosody of a babywrastl[*STFU PARENT*]
(http://stfuparents.tumblr.com/)
[re=461418]proudgrampa[/re]: (further channeling Dorothy Parker)
“This is not a book to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.”
[re=461675]Zorg[/re]: Fine, fine. Here you go.
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