Terrible Indiana person Evan Bayh, the very serious Deficit Hawk, is concerned about the Security issues surrounding the big news story of last week, when Tiger Woods used his three-wood to have an affair with Michaele and Tareq Salahi in his SUV in the White House on Thanksgiving. (Ha your editor didn’t read any news for a whole week until like an hour ago.) What does this have to do with the shoe bomber, Richard Reid?
Bayh, D-Ind., compared the party crashing of Michaele and Tareq Salahi to would-be bomber Richard Reid, whose attempt to blow up an airplane by lighting explosives in his shoes led to travelers having to remove their footwear at security checks in U.S. airports.
“These folks could be like the — what is the name, Richard Reid, who changed the way everybody travels through the airports because of this one guy. This couple may change the way people go to the White House,” said Bayh, who is scheduled to go to the White House on Wednesday.
“I’m kind of wondering what I’m going to be facing to get into the White House this time. It’s probably going to be a lot stricter than it has been,” he told “Fox News Sunday.”
If the White House knows what it’s doing, it will not let Evan Bayh into the White House on Wednesday.
Evan Bayh, Party Crashers May Not Be Invited to the White House Again [Indecision Forever]
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I thought Jeff Gannon changed how people come in the White House.
“Bayh” Bayh may find it harder to get into the White House just because he went on Fox News. As he should.
“If the White House knows what it’s doing, it will not let Evan Bayh into the White House on Wednesday.”
This was, honest to god, the only conclusion I could possibly see him trying to reach here.
[re=467696]Mr Blifil[/re]: Wasn’t it Bill Clinton who changed the way people come in the White House?
The conclusion I came to is that Bayh should put on a blond wig and a low-cut gown if he wants to get into the White House.
Oh, and Evan Bayh’s father, named “Birch Bayh,” was also a jerkwad senator from the jerkwaddiest state in the US.
Bill Clinton changed the way people come in the White House.
What? Is he worried that they’re gonna do body-cavity searches or something?? What a dick.
I’m glad that Barry never picked Bayh for VP. What a douche.
The campaign would have been insufferable with their theme song of “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”
[re=467707]proudgrampa[/re]: If they do, it should apply to Evan Bayh only.
Heh. Bayh is doing that “this one thing is just like this other thing” just like our Wonkett!
Only when Wonkett does it. it’s usually sort of funny.
[re=467702]V572625694[/re], [re=467706]magic titty[/re]: And JFK before him.
I really enjoyed Richard Reid on “WKRP in Cincinnati.” And “Simon & Simon.”
I don’t mind anyone commenting on how useless the Salahis are, generally, but it bothers me when Evan Bayh does it, since he’s useless, himself. Hypocrite.
How can Fox News have it both ways? If the Salahis had been Muslim terrorists getting into the White House, why would they try to kill Obama, who Fox News has always painted as a Muslim terrorist? Maybe they were just bringing new instructions for destroying America? By allowing gays to serve in the military? By forcing lobbyists off of the government advisory boards, thus crippling Democracy as we know it?
And, has anyone noticed that Biden is just Bi(nla)den with a few missing letters?
Sorry, I have more, but it’s time to go take my meds.
[re=467713]Zadig[/re]: And Warren Harding and Thomas Jefferson before them. Along with James Buchanan in a different way (buttsex).
I hear that Bill Clinton changed the way people came in the whitehouse.
So Mr. Fiscal Hawk wants to
wastespend money on an investigation of the secret service? This whole famewhore thing reminds me of this bit from Monty Python:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u88kf1J6Kv4
“I just returned from the white house and can confirm that the security docs now use the whole fist,” a buoyant Evan Bayh told Fox News today.
Put on yer red dress, mama
cuz we’re goin’ out tonight…
I kinda wish Obama had picked Bayh as his veep so then he wouldn’t be in the Senate anymore and Biden would
No, it’s only changing _who_ wants to get in the White House – lobbyists or people itchin’ to get their own reality tv show.
When people come to my house, they have to take their shoes off in the foyer. Especially if it’s raining or muddy outside.
[re=467702]V572625694[/re]: You are the comedy assassin. The joke was made, but then you tried to make it again, except not as well, thus killing it, dead.
But I thought it was Bill Clinton who changed…
Oh wait. Stupid slow internet.
Monica Lewinsky also changed the way that people come in the White House.
C’mon people, Evan’s just Bayh curious.
At least it’s not news about fucking Tiger Woods.
[re=467746]bago[/re]: AND it’s not news about fucking Sarah Palin.
The obvious conclusion is to ban reality TV shows.
I thought it was Gerry Ford who changed the way people came in the White House. You know, by tripping and falling down and stuff.
[re=467749]proudgrampa[/re]:Tiger Woods is fucking Sarah Palin?
“If the White House knows what it’s doing, it will not let Evan Bayh into the White House.”
Fixed that for ya.
[re=467702]V572625694[/re]: [re=467741]thefrontpage[/re]: Excuse me but people had been coming in the White House for quite some time using that manner of ingress.
Rosemary Clooney changed the way people come on-a White House, White House a-come on.
So, in the future, you’ll not be allowed to take water into the Whitehouse and you’ll have to take off your shoes?
Oh wait, you already have to take off your shoes, as presumably the Oval Office is now officially a Mosque too.
[re=467719]JMP[/re]: Thomas Jefferson had sex with coloreds,Harding WAS colored, Buchanan sexed men and JFK sexed EVERYBODY. FDR had many lovers, also.
I can’t believe this woman got through security:
http://comicbooth.com/images/obama_guest.jpg
Indiana is like the Mississippi of Midwest. As for Evan, to think the guy was trotted around as a realistic vice presidential candidate for both Obama and Hillary, to this day, scares the fuck out of me. The guy looks like he should be on cheesy commercials, or made into an honest-to-god muppet.
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