• February 12, 2012

Whoa hey is this the first instance in Sarah Palin’s boundlessly obnoxious history where she’s tried to walk back a vile comment about Obama? Eh, not really. More like the five-millionth instance of exaggerated victimization. The “many on the left” were Andrew Sullivan, a Kos diarist, and a few Alaskan bloggers whom she constantly terrorizes. The many on the right are the FIFTYSOMETHING PERCENT OF REPUBLICANS who do not believe Barack Obama is eligible by law to be president of the United States. It stopped being a “fair question” at some point in early 2007, or whenever the initial opposition researchers spent 30 minutes disposing of this. [Facebook]

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SmutBoffin December 4, 2009 at 6:01 pm

Haha, remember all of those court cases that were filed by “the left” challenging Trig’s parentage? Yeah, me neither.

NixonNow December 4, 2009 at 6:08 pm

orly taitz is trig palin’s mother and father. i’ve seen the bird certificate.

Extemporanus December 4, 2009 at 6:09 pm

It’s just a stupid weird conspiracy theory freaky thing that people talk about, ya know?

maven December 4, 2009 at 6:11 pm

The way she tries to sound victimized, above it all, and yet dig in with the nasty insinuation- she sounds like the worst ex-wife nightmare of all time.

Hopey dont play that game December 4, 2009 at 6:11 pm

If you are so smart then prove that Obama didn’t gave birth to Trig. Take that Libtards!

problemwithcaring December 4, 2009 at 6:12 pm

So fucking what, bitch? I am neither a birther NOR did I friend Orlly Tits on Facebook.

Where’s my medal?

Radiotherapy December 4, 2009 at 6:13 pm

They always return to the scene of the crime.

problemwithcaring December 4, 2009 at 6:14 pm

Its fair also, cause Trig’s Birf CERTIFICATE proves he can be president.

OReillysVibrator December 4, 2009 at 6:17 pm

I think Trig is hers, but I think the “special needs” shtick is a fake publicity stunt designed to use him as a prop/shield. Trig is of normal intelligence (for a Palin anyway) who they will constantly instruct to act retarded aka “go developmentally rogue” from the time he’s 4 onward.

uncletravelingmatt December 4, 2009 at 6:18 pm

Jesus Hussein Christ. She should have named that kid “Crutch Palin” or “All-Purpose Excuse Generator Palin.”

SayItWithWookies December 4, 2009 at 6:18 pm

Sarah, you didn’t need to ask for President Obama’s birth certificate — your campaigning points (remember “we don’t know who he is,” “palling around with terrorists,” Jeremiah Wright, how Obama’s going to cause energy prices to soar, his horrible left-wing radical agenda, etc. etc.) were already such vile distortions that throwing the most nakedly false of them on top of that pile seemed like a bit much even to McCain’s bunch. Not that you didn’t want to say it, but you were prevented.

x111e7thst December 4, 2009 at 6:19 pm

[re=472340]SmutBoffin[/re]: If Sarah did not spawn Trig then she clearly is legally incapable of defending Alaska from Putin’s giant head.

chascates December 4, 2009 at 6:19 pm

Thou shall not questioneth the Special One’s parentage!

chascates December 4, 2009 at 6:20 pm

Oh, and speaking of the badgering, you provided no evidence, oh Holy One.

Texan Bulldoggette December 4, 2009 at 6:23 pm

Shorter Palin: ‘I didn’t say he was a Kenyan Muslin terrorist who hates ‘merica. I just said that some people do & they have every right to think that … and bless their hearts.’

Extemporanus December 4, 2009 at 6:24 pm

[re=472345]Hopey dont play that game[/re]: The proof is in the pudendum.

SmutBoffin December 4, 2009 at 6:26 pm

[re=472352]x111e7thst[/re]: If Trig’s placenta does not fit, then you must acquit…Sarah Palin of the charge of “competency to govern AK”.

BobTheBuilder December 4, 2009 at 6:36 pm

Well, why DIDN’T you ask Hussein to produce his birth certificate? You ain’t much of a rogue.

Radiotherapy December 4, 2009 at 6:38 pm

[re=472343]Extemporanus[/re]: Yeah, it’s just a stupid, wacky theory she stole from Desperate Housewives. The Poorly Loined Vetters.

One Yield Regular December 4, 2009 at 6:39 pm

Um, Sarah? You just did.

madtowngooner December 4, 2009 at 6:40 pm

[re=472349]OReillysVibrator[/re]: Praise Jeebus!

phineas_bounderby December 4, 2009 at 6:42 pm

One would think we’d be tired of reading about the Birthers, but since Orly Taitz clearly started carrying the Relay Torch of Crazy after Joe the Plumber passed it off, any excuse to reflect on this grand fringe of the fringe is a good one.

shadowMark December 4, 2009 at 6:46 pm

[re=472362]BobTheBuilder[/re]: ain’t much of a rogue

Oh! You questioned her rogue-osity. Tonight Jim’s going to get one of those lawyer letters demanding he take down your post.

chascates December 4, 2009 at 6:51 pm

These ‘voter’s right’s’ of which you speak. Prey, tell us more about them!?!

JooJoo Bee December 4, 2009 at 6:51 pm

[re=472351]SayItWithWookies[/re]: If only you cold really post that on her FaceBook. You ja, huh, would ja?

Lascauxcaveman December 4, 2009 at 6:54 pm

[re=472344]maven[/re]: Probably why Todd, an otherwise harmless and likable goof, is afraid to leave her, despite everything.

DaysWithDave December 4, 2009 at 6:55 pm

Yeah, I seem to recall Palin saying questions about who birthed Trig were fair game and not completely beyond the pale in one of her earliest victimhood tantrums.

TheCoolestGuyInTown December 4, 2009 at 7:02 pm

Great, this means we Libs can start our own Birther movement.

NNow, what can we demand to see that proves Trig is Sarah Palin’s daughter and not the inbred child of her daughter and husband?

Radiotherapy December 4, 2009 at 7:08 pm

[re=472380]TheCoolestGuyInTown[/re]: Cause you’re cool and this fraud is from Uhlaaska, we could call it the Brrrrther movement.

CanadianBacon December 4, 2009 at 7:11 pm

Sarah is only saying that at no time did she ask the president to produce Trig’s birth certificate or at any time did she suggest Trig was born outside the US.
Now why won’t she produce her own birth certificate? What is she hiding? Is it true Rush is her father and Ayn Rand is her mother?

MGBYG December 4, 2009 at 7:18 pm

Hey Sully, the Hicka from Wasilla just called you a Libberul…whatcha gonna do, ya fag?

Hissy fit a few tweets? (I cannot eat Log Cabin syrup ’cause of you, buddy…)

It is even fun the watch the Right eat their own thinking its a Left wing they are gnawing on!

So next time all ya drive thru the Colonel’s bucket place, smile when ya eat a right wing.

(See how fancy I was to spell ‘Colonel’ with the invisible ‘r’?)

AnnieGetYourFun December 4, 2009 at 7:34 pm

Coincidentally enough, neither has Barack Obama made any public comments about Trig. So, I would say that that pretty much evens out, right? Because if we are talking about the public making accusations, that’s one thing. But when the (former) candidates start insinuating things, that’s another story.

Thank goodness that neither you or Obama are doing that, Sarah! Thank goodness.

Sharkey December 4, 2009 at 7:36 pm

Whoa, just ran across this Mad Magazine page with Spalin as “Blunder Woman”. Kind of awesome!

AnnieGetYourFun December 4, 2009 at 7:47 pm

OMG, how are they getting through like this? MAKE IT STOP!

Georgia Burning December 4, 2009 at 7:47 pm

[re=472395]Sharkey[/re]: You forever ruined my old fantasies about Lynda Carter.

Flanders December 4, 2009 at 7:48 pm

[re=472344]maven[/re]: win!

Shlomo December 4, 2009 at 7:50 pm

What I fail to understand is why Obama won’t simply ask the Hawaiian authorities to take some reporters into the records room show them the original birth record, with doctor’s signatures, etc., make copies while the reporters looked on. What’s the BFD? Otherwise, for some doubters, it seems he has something to hide. He promised transparency, but come to think of he made lots of promises he has yet to keep.

AnnieGetYourFun December 4, 2009 at 7:54 pm

[re=472406]Shlomo[/re]: YES, EXACTLY. THAT IS WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN BECAUSE OBAMA NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN. WHY IS THIS SO HARD? AND BY “THIS”, I MEAN, “MY NIPPLES.”

shadowMark December 4, 2009 at 7:56 pm

[re=472400]Henderson1985[/re]: Cool, I’m looking for a new Dr. Who scarf. Oh, and fuck you.

mollymcguire December 4, 2009 at 7:57 pm

[re=472395]Sharkey[/re]: I guess that it was the invisible airplane that she sold on e-bay.

CanadianBacon December 4, 2009 at 8:14 pm

[re=472400]Henderson1985[/re]: You are posting to the wrong website, the correct URL is http://corner.nationalreview.com/. They likely more stuff buy of quality best offer have you gifts.

BeWoot December 4, 2009 at 8:20 pm

[re=472406]Shlomo[/re]: Hey, Slow-yo, Henderson1985 has some good stuff. You should go there. Dipshit.

CanadianBacon December 4, 2009 at 8:28 pm

[re=472406]Shlomo[/re]: Exactly, except as I understand it, Trig was born in Alaska and Sarah was born in Idaho, so why go to Hawaii, unless Don Ho is the real father. Boy this just keeps getting more complicated.

I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO December 4, 2009 at 8:31 pm

[re=472421]CanadianBacon[/re]: that last sentence had me laughing so hard I pooped a little in my shorts.

I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO December 4, 2009 at 8:37 pm

You know I really really wanted her to run in 2012. I wanted her to run and win the nomination because I figured, you know, how hard could it be beating someone in a persistant vegitative state in a presidential election. But I just… I just don’t think I can hang on that long. It’s like she sucks the IQ points straight out of my skull.

If she doesn’t go away quietly to some hidden location soon and stay there for the next fifty years, I really will become dumb enough to vote for her.

I mean, better to vote for her than a secret muslim/communist/Kenyan isn’t it…

Shit, it’s already happening.

uncletravelingmatt December 4, 2009 at 8:42 pm

Avant garde tracksuits? You stop watching the trend of merchandise for one second . . .

AddHomonym December 4, 2009 at 8:51 pm

[re=472406]Shlomo[/re]: Because THAT would settle it. Geraldo Rivera, Tamryn Hall and Candy Crowley emerging from some Oahu records office and declaring Barry A-OK.

BTW there is an hye-larious person posting on the Palin Facebook site calling him/her self Pete Whalley. Sample:

Go Glenn and Sarah. The lord and his christian children our behind you both. Palin/Beck will hand down the rath of god on these socialistic commie rationers anti USA acedemically flawed evil doers.

glamourdammerung December 4, 2009 at 8:51 pm

[re=472406]Shlomo[/re]: “Otherwise, for some doubters, it seems he has something to hide.”

Concern troll is concerned.

Your failure to understand it has no bearing on anything. His form was released for inspection. It is not his fault that some folks with an obvious axe to grind make a deliberate choice to ignore that in favor of outlandish, unproven conspiracy nonsense. The simple, undeniable fact is the information released previously was “good enough” for a license, passport, etc.

sati demise December 4, 2009 at 8:55 pm

[re=472427]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: the overlords are torturing us again with the Palinator.
gak

sati demise December 4, 2009 at 8:58 pm

[re=472427]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: the Impaliner, she drives a stake right into your skull.

AddHomonym December 4, 2009 at 8:58 pm

[re=472431]AddHomonym[/re]: …Whally. Pete Whally is the name.

Escape Goat Nation December 4, 2009 at 9:15 pm

Ok droolers.
Let’s Say Obama was born in Kenya.

So McCain and Palin were crushed by not only a Black guy,
but a Muslim African Black Guy.
Fine, does that make you feel better?

imissopus December 4, 2009 at 9:17 pm

[re=472406]Shlomo[/re]: At this point you could send Orly Taitz herself into whatever room in Hawaii the certificate is in and she’d come out claiming it’s a fake that someone planted just for her to find. Doesn’t matter how thoroughly this bullshit has been debunked. And it HAS been debunked, troll. Go back to Free Republic.

ShiningMathPath December 4, 2009 at 9:17 pm

“Dan Riehl” responds to Andrew Sullivan’s request for easily available proof that SP is the mother of Trig:

“Get a sex change, or at least start wearing Red outfits and high heels around the house playing Sarah dress-up for yourself and whatever gutter trash you can round up at the local adult book store. You look like an aging queen on her knees at some gloryhole waiting for a miraculous birth certificate to be slipped in from the next stall so you can engage your latest perversion until you climax all over yourself,” http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2009/12/malkin-.html

oooo snappp!!

I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO December 4, 2009 at 9:35 pm

[re=472445]ShiningMathPath[/re]: Who do you root for in that battle?

In any case, am I the only one thinking Dan was a little specific here? I wonder how many pairs of red fuck me pumps we would find in Riehl’s closet.

BlueStateLibtard December 4, 2009 at 9:36 pm

[re=472406]Shlomo[/re]: Well the secret promise he made to us libruls was that he would sent dipshits like you to the death panels, so obviously he hasn’t kept his promise, so I’m disappointed too. Happy now?

I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO December 4, 2009 at 9:40 pm

[re=472406]Shlomo[/re]: [re=472448]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: I was really looking forward to the secret promise of taking all the guns away from the white people and handing them out to all the black people and messkins.

Crap that would be funny:

*knock-knock*

“whatda yew wan’?”

“hello sir, I’m here from the government. We’re going to take your guns away and distribute them to inner-city minors who actually need them…”

*instantredneckheartattackdeath*

…ah…

Joshua Norton December 4, 2009 at 9:49 pm

[re=472443]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: Whoa! Good one. So a clear majority of voters would rather have an illegal alien black muslin dude as pres than vote for the clown car of yahoos the birther crowd was all het up about. I like it!

Escape Goat Nation December 4, 2009 at 9:55 pm

One of the finest and most definitive postings I’ve seen on this issue
came from Gretawire. It’s Gretel Van Susterereren’s special little
sinkhole of idiocy blog.
It went something like this:
“I don’t care if Barack Husain NObama drove to my house and held up his
Birth Certificate up to my face. I still wouldn’t believe it.”

I responded with, “Thank you for that post. You have summed up in two sentences what a few million
Palin supporters haven’t been able to do with a Million sentences. I still think you are a moron, but what you just wrote was nearly perfect.”

ShiningMathPath December 4, 2009 at 10:03 pm

[re=472445]ShiningMathPath[/re]: Don’t know about a battle-looks like RIehl’s worked into a froth all by himself.

ShiningMathPath December 4, 2009 at 10:06 pm

[re=472447]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: uh oh more brain damage – see above recursive post

hotdog December 4, 2009 at 10:16 pm

[re=472448]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: Of course he hasn’t kept his promise. He’s a renegger.

shadowMark December 4, 2009 at 10:19 pm

Meghan has twittered about the Barack@Kenya part of this story:

Those asking, yes I believe Obama was born in this country and I think concentrating on that belittles the real problems we need to
about 3 hours ago from web

concentrate on concerning him as a President, and his administration. I have real concerns about him as Prez but it doesnt include his birth
about 3 hours ago from web

there are no secrets in politics, if there was a secret to be found, our campaigns war room would have found it. end. of story.
about 3 hours ago from web

Hedley Lamar December 4, 2009 at 10:32 pm

[re=472349]OReillysVibrator[/re]: Trig’s a tard alright… he’s got a forehead like a drive-in movie screen.

ivenson December 4, 2009 at 10:41 pm

[re=472349]OReillysVibrator[/re]: You don’t mean “full rogue” do you?

El Pinche December 4, 2009 at 10:44 pm

[re=472445]ShiningMathPath[/re]: Damn..that Riehl guy took it pretty hard. I never seen someone so upset. It’s like Sullivan broke up with Riehl.

[re=472453]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: That’s my Robert, always peeing on people.

ivenson December 4, 2009 at 10:51 pm

[re=472406]Shlomo[/re]: Asshat, at least the guy trying to sell tracksuits and Ed Hardy shirts made me laugh a little (if only because of phrasing like this “Promotional discounts should be, come SHOPPING bar!Christmas sale, free shipping discounts are beautifully gift”).

All you are bringing is well spoken stupid. I am sure there are places on this here growed-up arpanet for such ideas. This ain’t them.

G’wan, git.

S.Luggo December 4, 2009 at 10:56 pm

“Voters have every right to ask …”
Whether my IQ has ever peaked to a number equal to room temperature (Celsius).

Jim89048 December 4, 2009 at 11:12 pm

Hey, my new phone is a Rogue! Which has cost me dearly in the humiliations already.

Paul Tardy December 4, 2009 at 11:14 pm

owww, The RxGILF I fantasized about was crazy irrational. She’s ruining it.

mollymcguire December 4, 2009 at 11:16 pm

[re=472443]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: Thank you.

mollymcguire December 4, 2009 at 11:19 pm

[re=472449]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: And thank you, also.

rocktonsammy December 4, 2009 at 11:24 pm

$P will be the next preznit.
Start lernin muslin.
retardly, pronto.

Radiotherapy December 4, 2009 at 11:37 pm

[re=472471]El Pinche[/re]: You got that right, he was more pissed off than Tiger’s wife.

Mr Blifil December 4, 2009 at 11:59 pm

Um…Sarah. Nobody ever doubted Trig was born, so his birth records are meaningless. We doubted whether you are his mother. Big dif. So make with the blood tests and the DNA samples or shut yer big fat yap, you betcha, wink, hand job.

obfuscator December 5, 2009 at 12:25 am

for the past 11 or so months, i’ve been comforted/disturbed by the fact that the mainstream conservative movement has decided that sarah fucking palin is their best bet to challenge barry obama.

S.Luggo December 5, 2009 at 12:53 am

[re=472495]obfuscator[/re]:
“mainstream conservative”.

This means somebody symathizes with the poors, but doesn’t want them to die on his watch.

I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO December 5, 2009 at 12:58 am

[re=472480]rocktonsammy[/re]: Ha it’s like conservative fucktarded haiku:

ACORN White HOuse
Led by darky/muslin/terr’ist/commie/kenyan/coward/facist/Murica-hater,
Palin gives me gushy starbursts

PALIN 2012
Because man ate dino-burgers,
Taxes are bad
Also

(And before anyone even says it, does anyone think these teabaggers can count, let alone get the syllable and line count right for a haiku?)

S.Luggo December 5, 2009 at 1:00 am

[re=472406]Shlomo[/re]:
Whatev. You could ask. But you won’t (and will not), you little pussy.

obfuscator December 5, 2009 at 1:11 am

[re=472497]S.Luggo[/re]: she doesn’t want them to die before they click on the BUY IT button one the “going rogue” page.

shadowMark December 5, 2009 at 1:39 am

[re=472498]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: fucktarded haiku

Global climate change
is just Sarah being hot
and melting cold hearts.

ShiningMathPath December 5, 2009 at 2:46 am

[re=472506]shadowMark[/re]:

Palin stirs the crowds
High heels tight skirts you betcha!
All heat and no light.

gurukalehuru December 5, 2009 at 3:00 am

O.K., Sister Sarah, let’s just, for a moment, ignore our demands for DNA testing on you and the little trigger and give you the benefit of the doubt. O.K. You’re his momma.
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING GETTING ON AN AIRPLANE WHEN YOU WERE IN FUCKING LABOR? ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? ANSWER ME!!!!!

Extemporanus December 5, 2009 at 3:44 am

[re=472498]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: [re=472506]shadowMark[/re]: [re=472515]ShiningMathPath[/re]:

Trig is a riddle
Wrapped in a maternity
That’s an enigma

Extemporanus December 5, 2009 at 4:23 am

[re=472519]Extemporanus[/re]: Also, too, Queefqueg:

Sarah’s vagina
Is a rogue white sperm whale that
Todd calls “Maybe Dick”

zhubajie December 5, 2009 at 6:53 am

If you don’t like the rumors you hear, make up your own!! Maybe Sarah and Barack are siblings; same father, different mothers!! Maybe Sarah is Trig’s mother and Rush Limpbaugh is the father!

Sparky McGruff December 5, 2009 at 8:41 am

[re=472444]imissopus[/re]: At this point you could send Orly Taitz herself into whatever room in Hawaii the certificate is in and she’d come out claiming it’s a fake that someone planted just for her to find.

There’s the problem in your logic, right there. The “room” should be like a roach motel. Orly checks in, but she can’t check out. To be honest, you wouldn’t need to put glue on the floor, just put a TV camera and a monitor, and a tape loop that she’s going to be on Fox News in a “few more minutes, after the next commercial break”. She’d stay in that room forever.

Thatcher December 5, 2009 at 9:12 am

Sarah Palin is here in Northern VA! Why didn’t I know this? I would have stood in line. *pout* **

**For purposes of mocking her. I mean, I’m not a fan. I didn’t want there to be confusion.

I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO December 5, 2009 at 9:24 am

[re=472506]shadowMark[/re]: [re=472515]ShiningMathPath[/re]: [re=472519]Extemporanus[/re]:

You overedumacated libruls, ur doin’ it wrong, usin the right number of lines and syllables.

Larry McAwful December 5, 2009 at 10:00 am

[re=472350]uncletravelingmatt[/re]: I’ve long said she should have named the kid Prop.

jarais December 5, 2009 at 10:17 am

I wonder what Sarah Palin will write on her facebook page when someone tells her about all the people the Clintons killed in Arkansas. This should be good.

x111e7thst December 5, 2009 at 10:24 am

She should have stuck to a single letter in naming her kids, to avoid teh confusion:
Track and Trig, Tramp, Twat and Twit

JMP December 5, 2009 at 10:54 am

[re=472406]Shlomo[/re]: It’s very simple, psycho; you don’t appease the crazies. Why should Obama seek to “settle” something that’s already been proven, just because a bunch of lunatics won’t accept it? Of course, you are the same people who claim global warming doesn’t exist and the Earth is 6000 years old, so proving something won’t do a damned thing; you’ll still keep insisting on the same old bullshit.

Darkness December 5, 2009 at 12:01 pm

[re=472349]OReillysVibrator[/re]: I have a hard time grasping how the righties, who loudly repeat that what happens to you is your own damn fault, the state has no responsibility for you, you were clearly too stupid to do X (buy a house, for example), but they worship genetically damaged children, who are going to be living off the state their whole lives.

Darkness December 5, 2009 at 12:11 pm

[re=472406]Shlomo[/re]: If every single white presidential candidate in history had to do the same thing, it would ring a lot less of “nigga doesn’t know his place.” Personally, I’d have been perfectly cool with both Obama and McCain doing this. Make it a prime time special, pre-empt everything for it. I’d have loved to watch Walnuts trying to explain why the hospital listed on the cert he gave the press didn’t exist when he was born. I’d have paid pretty good money to watch him sweat that out, really. But it doesn’t for the white guy, does it? And now we’ve come full circle. Jerk.

President Beeblebrox December 5, 2009 at 1:06 pm

[re=472383]CanadianBacon[/re]: I thought Ayn Rand was Orly’s mother. They seem to have the same Batshit Insane Jewish-Russian Immigrant genes.

President Beeblebrox December 5, 2009 at 1:15 pm

[re=472453]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: Further proof that nothing get’s by Greta.

[re=472406]Shlomo[/re]: For the same reason that Barry won the election. He’s too busy trying to save the nation from sliding into Sheol to be distracted by wingnut bullshit. With an economy descending into the Bronze Age, alligators taking over bank-owned Florida McMansions, two of the Big Three automakers bankrupt, two endless Wars Against Muslins, and a vanished middle class, he’s got more important shit to deal with than appeasing the Freedom Tray-using, Snuggie-wearing, grease-sugar-and-fat consuming, Glenn Beck/ Lush Rimjob acolytes. Fear is King. Selah.

President Beeblebrox December 5, 2009 at 1:18 pm

[re=472528]Thatcher[/re]: Wait, wut? I thought NoVA wasn’t Real Virginia, and therefore not Real Murrika. What’s going on?

BarackMyWorld December 5, 2009 at 1:32 pm

Now, remember that conservatives oppose Obama because they have disagreements with his policies, not because they are racists.

Paul Tardy December 5, 2009 at 1:41 pm

It’s like giving illegals citizenship if they join the military. Obama sent troops to Afghanistan and now he is an American.

Binky December 5, 2009 at 1:52 pm

Are lobotomies core requirement for Republican politicians these days? Can Palin even be called a politician? Polishing skates, sharing recipes (I want Todd’s pot brownie recipe) and selling make-up at K-Mart, yes, but running for any political office? Great Godfrey Daniels! Stumbled on this Saul Bellow quote this morning: “What makes that project singularly difficult [evolving intelligence] is the disheartening expansion of trained ignorance and bad thought. For to put the matter at its baldest, we live in a thought-world, and the thinking has gone very bad indeed.” With the advent of the new Republicans, I’m sure Bellow would be more convinced than ever that “things go on as before with those who think a great deal and effect nothing, and those who think nothing evidently doing it all.”

Flanders December 5, 2009 at 2:26 pm

[re=472406]Shlomo[/re]: OMG WHY IS NOBAMA PROTECTING ANGER BEAR?? BECUZ TRIGGER IS HIS LUV CHILD?? WAKE UP SHEEPLES!!1!

shadowMark December 5, 2009 at 2:40 pm

[re=472564]Flanders[/re]: Tagged: fucktarded haiku

Sarah understands
our anger, hate, confusion.
She will hug us all.

Flanders December 5, 2009 at 2:49 pm

[re=472544]Darkness[/re]: So long as it didn’t preempt the Charlie Brown Christmas Special.

ShiningMathPath December 5, 2009 at 3:35 pm

[re=472521]Extemporanus[/re]: (bow)

ShiningMathPath December 5, 2009 at 3:37 pm

[re=472525]zhubajie[/re]: Maybe Rush was the mother – he looked more pregnant than Sarah!

ShiningMathPath December 5, 2009 at 3:40 pm

[re=472531]Larry McAwful[/re]: That is full his name – Trig is short for “Trisomy-G Prop”

user-of-owls December 5, 2009 at 3:51 pm

[re=472552]President Beeblebrox[/re]: At first I read it to say that alligators were taking over the banks. My first thought was, “Well, couldn’t hurt.”

Long Form Def Certificate December 5, 2009 at 4:22 pm

Having seen Precious — which generally underwhelmed me, though Mo’Nique shall be the first Oscar winner with an apostrophe — I have to say, the mother-daughter relationship reminds me of what Sarah & Bristol would be, plus 175 pounds on the latter. One more tweak, too. Instead of Bristol “stealing” Sarah’s man & him liking the younger Heath-Palin better, it would be Sarah stealing away with Bristol’s man, Levi. & as I have said before, Trig is the Governor’s son, but Todd is not the baby-father. It’s Levi. Always has been, always will be.

NYNYNY December 5, 2009 at 4:23 pm

Max Baucus has a girlfriend!!

shadowMark December 5, 2009 at 4:47 pm

[re=472575]NYNYNY[/re]: Yeah at the moment. But the Tiger Woods scandal is still building and any minute now Melodee or Max might get linked to Tiger and that could drive a wedge between them. (Melodee Hanes. Is she an underwear heiress?)

x111e7thst December 5, 2009 at 4:57 pm

[re=472578]shadowMark[/re]: I see what you did there.

SayItWithWookies December 5, 2009 at 5:07 pm

In other demagogue news, some poor bastard watched Glenn Beck’s A Christmas Sweater last Thursday and lived to tell the tale. And it sounds worse than I even imagined it would be.
http://trueslant.com/childers/2009/12/04/glenn-becks-christmas-sweater-a-viewers-guide/

Escape Goat Nation December 5, 2009 at 5:13 pm

SayItWithWookies:
I’m glad to see that Beck is reviving Grand Guignol theater.

Servo December 5, 2009 at 5:32 pm

Is this a hint of the contents of her second book,I, Victim?

shadowMark December 5, 2009 at 5:37 pm

[re=472579]x111e7thst[/re]: Didn’t Juli hole-up and bunker down somewhere right about when the Tiger scandal broke because I’ve always thought Juli has a lot on the ball and I hope she’s not involved with that heel and at hazard of losing her grip but if she is she should come out swinging with an open face and a good lie to hook the public and go for the green Tiger’s good for and follow-through with an ace Vanity Fair piece that will address the press speculations about Tiger’s twosomes and just let the eagle soar.

user-of-owls December 5, 2009 at 5:37 pm

[re=472580]SayItWithWookies[/re]: An oft-repeated quote by one Col. Kurtz comes immediately to mind.

user-of-owls December 5, 2009 at 5:43 pm

[re=472583]shadowMark[/re]: The shouts from the gallery of “Get in the hole!” when Tiger was wielding his club make a lot more sense now.

shadowMark December 5, 2009 at 5:54 pm

[re=472585]user-of-owls[/re]: Urban dictionary I see now says that “bunker down” is a term used by morons who confuse it with hunker down so I fucked up there, I went mickelson and put it in the water on the playoff’s very first drive…

DustBowlBlues December 5, 2009 at 5:57 pm

[re=472581]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: “Grand Guignol theater’

God bless you. This is why it pisses me off when the old man surfs the porn and I’m too busy to read “my” wonkette. Name how many blogs or anything else where GG theater comes up? Given the state of the Republic party, it’s a most apt description.

Want to talk about Stephen Sondheim and whether the melodic reprise of Joanna is Sweeney was Grand Guignol, simple irony or a Stanley Kubrick, classical music in Clockwork Orange method to soften the violence happening on stage?

No? Okay. Is Bible Spice ever going to take that look-I-didn’t-abort-this-retard prop baby back to Alaska, slap that kid into an infant seat alongside Mom while she shoots wolves and bunny rabbits from a plane? Because imagine the starbursts in right wingers’ pants when the video of that comes out. And she could twat about it in real time. Then sell the autographed pictures of herself skinning rabbits and turning them into a snow suit for little Trigger. (Will someone remind me why she named that poor child after a horse?)

ShiningMathPath December 5, 2009 at 5:57 pm

[re=472584]user-of-owls[/re]: Speaking of horror, how do we know his mother didn’t crochet him a totem to He Who Sleeps Under the Sea??

http://www.instructables.com/id/Dread-Crocheted-Cthulhu/

WhatTheHeck December 5, 2009 at 6:05 pm

If you apply basic Trig-o-nomotry to this, then the inevitable is a fore-gone conclusion:
Tiger is Trig’s father.

Starrigavan December 5, 2009 at 6:07 pm

I’d like to challenge our former, failed governor Palin to show us a single poster from a single left wing rally questioning Trig’s parentage. Just one. You could tell this woman that you had terminal cancer and she would respond by telling you how much worse the blister on her foot was and why didn’t anybody ever ask about that? Why doesn’t anybody ever ask about the millions of Americans who have blisters? Our wonderful men and women in uniform get blisters. Why do you hate the military!!!!

And, Sarah, how can it be a “fair question” and a “stupid conspiracy” at the same time?

Thank Jeebus you didn’t quit when you resigned so you could help Alaska and America by making millions selling a book.

x111e7thst December 5, 2009 at 6:15 pm

[re=472588]DustBowlBlues[/re]: I don’t know much about Grand Guignol theater but would be happy to discuss the impact of new developments in physics on interpretations of Stoppart’s Arcadia. If you would like. Also.

BlueStateLibtard December 5, 2009 at 6:22 pm

[re=472589]ShiningMathPath[/re]: Oh, what an adorable H.P. Lovecraft monster! Thanks for the link and giving me nightmares tonight.

user-of-owls December 5, 2009 at 6:23 pm

[re=472589]ShiningMathPath[/re]: Maybe his mother actually crocheted him. Maybe Beck is really just a an elaborate poisonous macrame with a TV/radio presence. So, henceforth, the proper descriptor for this entity is, “Elaborate Poisonous Macrame Glenn Beck.”

Granted, it may take a bit more time to get this one to stick than it did for “Elected Ruminant Chuck Grassley”…which, of course, took hold like a zebra mussel on steroids…but I’m a persistent bird user.

user-of-owls December 5, 2009 at 6:25 pm

[re=472588]DustBowlBlues[/re]: [re=472593]x111e7thst[/re]: Mahalanobis distance or GTFO.

zhubajie December 5, 2009 at 6:29 pm

[re=472497]S.Luggo[/re]: Old Cincinnati joke: Conservative Republican: wants to kill all the coloreds.
Liberal Republican: wants to kill all the coloreds but wants to f**k them first.

shadowMark December 5, 2009 at 6:33 pm

[re=472593]x111e7thst[/re]:

Lisa Randall: Et in Arcadia ego.

Sarah Palin: I didn’t eat yet but Todd is over at the video arcade in the mall.

Flanders December 5, 2009 at 6:34 pm

[re=472588]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Wecome back to Wonkett, I thought we had lost you.

zhubajie December 5, 2009 at 6:35 pm

New rumor: Sarah is Barack’s mother!

Flanders December 5, 2009 at 6:35 pm

[re=472587]shadowMark[/re]: New meaning: “bunker down” = “hunker down in a bunk”. I like it.

zhubajie December 5, 2009 at 6:42 pm

[re=472359]SmutBoffin[/re]: AK-47 vodka, maybe.

zhubajie December 5, 2009 at 6:59 pm

[re=472386]MGBYG[/re]: Col. Sanders was a notorious right-winger, even by Kentucky standards.

x111e7thst December 5, 2009 at 7:08 pm

[re=472596]user-of-owls[/re]: But is Ms. Palin distributed about the center of mass in an approximately spherical manner? And should she be?

zhubajie December 5, 2009 at 7:09 pm

[re=472380]TheCoolestGuyInTown[/re]: Trig is actually Levi Johnston’s brother! And son!

user-of-owls December 5, 2009 at 7:11 pm

[re=472607]x111e7thst[/re]: The whole family is more than two standard deviations away from the mean.

ShiningMathPath December 5, 2009 at 7:18 pm

[re=472610]user-of-owls[/re]: As my pa used to say, they’re a bunch of standard normal deviates. Of course, that applies to Wonkettinis as well: The math, she don’t discriminate

zhubajie December 5, 2009 at 7:22 pm

[re=472406]Shlomo[/re]:
1) Hawaiian officials don’t necessarily take orders from Obama;
2) most “birfers” would reject any evidence that doesn’t fit their preconceptions;
3) the possibility (likelihood) that fanatical “birfers” would sneak in their own fake evidence.

Face reality, Shlomo: the USA has a president of African descent. He’s not even the first. (Warren G. Harding, very pale mulatto, was the first!)

gaswhisperer December 5, 2009 at 7:28 pm

[re=472610]user-of-owls[/re]: the mathos, the mathos …

zhubajie December 5, 2009 at 7:32 pm

[re=472424]CanadianBacon[/re]: So she could earn extra money servicing sailors at the Hubba-Hubba Club, Hotel St., Honolulu?

x111e7thst December 5, 2009 at 7:42 pm

[re=472599]shadowMark[/re]: I read that as “I didn’t eat Todd yet” and that made perfect sense to me. Maybe I should ease up on the drugs and alcohol, or get some better stuff, or something.

zhubajie December 5, 2009 at 7:45 pm

[re=472498]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: Don’t forget that Palin is also one of the less intellectual Pentecostals, which means every time she has a wild hair up her a**, she’ll think it’s a message from G-d!

zhubajie December 5, 2009 at 7:54 pm

[re=472495]obfuscator[/re]: Don’t underestimate her. Mainstream conservatives thought Hitler was a buffoon whom they could control and sideline quickly.

zhubajie December 5, 2009 at 7:59 pm

[re=472516]gurukalehuru[/re]: Short answer: yes, she’s retarded. Most of our politicians are retarded but she’s more obvious than most.

fishskicanoe December 5, 2009 at 8:05 pm

[re=472624]zhubajie[/re]:

Nail, meet head.

zhubajie December 5, 2009 at 8:05 pm

[re=472550]President Beeblebrox[/re]: Orly’s better looking than Rand.

ShiningMathPath December 5, 2009 at 8:10 pm

[re=472618]gaswhisperer[/re]: the Mothers, the Mothers …

Mephistopheles: Not glad do I reveal a loftier mystery-
Enthroned sublime in solitude are goddesses;
Around them is no place, a time still less;
To speak of them embarrasses.
They are the Mothers!

Faust: [terrified]. Mothers!

BlueStateLibtard December 5, 2009 at 8:12 pm

[re=472625]zhubajie[/re]: I have hard time thinking Hitler would ever let some kid like Levi Johnson run circles around him though, so I respectfully disagree.

BeWoot December 5, 2009 at 8:24 pm

[re=472618]gaswhisperer[/re]: Pathos, bathos and aroma.

gaswhisperer December 5, 2009 at 8:27 pm

[re=472521]Extemporanus[/re]: Thar she blows!

gaswhisperer December 5, 2009 at 8:29 pm

[re=472630]BeWoot[/re]: the 3 Mooseketeers?

Binky December 5, 2009 at 8:36 pm

we could do a linear regression on sarah but the U, which is the matrix of error, or “noise”, would be deafening. There is nothing to hold constant in her anyway. She is clearly an all-zeros solution. We’ll need to turn to incompleteness theorems here to get anywhere. There might be something in celestial mechanics to describe her. Would Poisson work?

foulmouthed mrscreant December 5, 2009 at 8:52 pm

[re=472565]shadowMark[/re]:
Commie cap in snow
Show toes in high heels men blow
Prop still with no hat

Darkness December 5, 2009 at 8:57 pm

[re=472582]Servo[/re]: Wait, is this why Obama is worried about the Robots?

Neilist December 5, 2009 at 9:05 pm

Our Butterstick languishes in the Sheering Hell of a commie prison camp — a/k/a “The Peking Hilton.”

He faces a “future” — perhaps “FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, ALAN!” — of strict scrutiny, discipline, and a complete lack of freedom.

And all Wonketteers can talk about is Sarah Palin.

(Well, and buttsex, too, of course.)

You all should be ashamed. None of you is entitled to wear the Crox De Trucknutz.

shadowMark December 5, 2009 at 9:08 pm

[re=472637]foulmouthed mrscreant[/re]:

The Alaskan bra
like two full moons shimmering
but wolves will not howl.

Darkness December 5, 2009 at 9:11 pm

Snow gusts sideways. Eyes stung to blindness. The woman is burdened with imminent child. She stumbles into the cave’s dark maw. A scraping rustle. The damp musk of dormant fur wafts through chill air. “My nap, who disturbs my nap?” rumbles the bear. Beyond the opening, the wind whistles, haunting. Only by the approaching glitter of teeth and the huffing of noxious exhalation is it apparent the beast has turned to approach. It sniffs at the woman. “Excellent.” The bear grins. “We shall feast tonight.”

gaswhisperer December 5, 2009 at 9:12 pm

[re=472635]Binky[/re]: SP’s theory of the Celestial Mechanic givin’ Earth an oil and lube job for our benefit:

“LARS: You’re in favor of getting America’s oil out of the ground, where it’s on the land or in the ocean, right?

SP: Oh, hell yeah. God created it underfoot for our use, to make out world better and safer and more prosperous.”

[http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/archives/2009/12/03/sarah-palin-on-the-lars-larson-show]

foulmouthed mrscreant December 5, 2009 at 9:21 pm

[re=472641]shadowMark[/re]:
Howling wolves are shot
Via choppers or on foot
So we can eat them

El Pinche December 5, 2009 at 9:28 pm

[re=472580]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Oh god, that was hilarious. We should send him a free iPhone for his suffering.

shadowMark December 5, 2009 at 9:34 pm

[re=472645]foulmouthed mrscreant[/re]:

Watching Bristol dress
Sarah thinks, “America
loves me and I’m old.”

Sparky McGruff December 5, 2009 at 9:35 pm

[re=472617]zhubajie[/re]: most “birfers” would reject any evidence that doesn’t fit their preconceptions — truth be told, most “birfers” have scotchgarded their brains to keep the facts out. They’re virtually impervious to knowledge, though, somehow, the BS makes its way through.

foulmouthed mrscreant December 5, 2009 at 9:42 pm

This lady, on her own, will add a new personality disorder to the DSM IV.
It should be called the:
‘God I am waaayyy better than that one so I’ll facebook and twitter my policy opinion and stir up dumbass rednecks with Godspeak, while getting back at anyone who disagrees with me, hallelujah’ syndrome.
It’ll be a hard achronym, but it will be done.

WesternCorrespondent December 5, 2009 at 9:43 pm

[re=472349]OReillysVibrator @ 6:17 PM Dec 4 said “I think Trig is hers, but I think the “special needs” shtick is a fake publicity stunt designed to use him as a prop/shield.” [/re]:

Then maybe you ought to look at this comparison picture — http://tinyurl.com/yk66may — or this one, which has been verified as a screen capture of a video taken March 28, 2008, 21 DAYS before Palin allegedly delivered — http://tinyurl.com/yju4jpw

WesternCorrespondent December 5, 2009 at 9:50 pm

[re=472588]DustBowlBlues said, (Will someone remind me why she named that poor child after a horse?) [/re]:

She didn’t.

She named TriG after his condition. Trisomy-21 is sometimes referred to as Trisomy-G, or Tri-G.

http://www.merck.com/mmhe/sec23/ch266/ch266b.html

From merck.com: “Down syndrome (trisomy 21, trisomy G) is a chromosomal disorder resulting in mental retardation and physical abnormalities.”

foulmouthed mrscreant December 5, 2009 at 9:52 pm

[re=472647]shadowMark[/re]:
Track shakes his crewed head
While seeing the disgrace
And keeping away

Neilist December 5, 2009 at 9:53 pm

[re=472593]x111e7thst[/re]: “Stoppart’s Arcadia”?

GREAT play. But NEVER quote poetry or live theater in here. Ever.

With the possible exception of Genet, that is.

x111e7thst December 5, 2009 at 9:56 pm

Another poetic form perhaps:
The Alaskan came out of the North and the cold
She had a prop retard, she was populist gold

Darkness December 5, 2009 at 10:00 pm

[re=472651]WesternCorrespondent[/re]: This reminds me of my brother’s stories about doing ob in an inner city hospital. He delivered girls later named Placenta.

the lady MS. Sheila Dixon December 5, 2009 at 10:09 pm

western correspondent: wow

I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO December 5, 2009 at 10:13 pm

[re=472574]Long Form Def Certificate[/re]: Dude, there is some no shit seckshual tension between Sarah and Levi. I mean,when you have a nasty break up, you don’t get dramatic with your ex’s mom do you?

I got a twenty that says Sarah and Levi *ahem* “kept each other warm (by which I mean they boned)” at least one cold Alaskan night.

Sharkey December 5, 2009 at 10:20 pm

[re=472650]WesternCorrespondent[/re]: Your so-called “documents” prove nothing.

shadowMark December 5, 2009 at 10:22 pm

[re=472654]x111e7thst[/re]: [re=472653]Neilist[/re]:

Tight skirt, red shoes, JBF hair
We call her Sarah and feel the scare
But the fool he calls her his lady fair

AnSnarkist December 5, 2009 at 10:36 pm

[re=472651]WesternCorrespondent[/re]: No, Bristol named her son after one of her high school classes.

mumblyjoe December 5, 2009 at 10:41 pm

Okay, do I get to count as part of “many on the left” if I think it’s her kid, yeah, sure, okay, but also think that the alternative explanation- that she decided to travel across the continent at 8 months with a high-risk pregnancy, and then, while in LABOR, prematurely, with aforementioned high-risk child, decided to not seek medical attention in the better-equipped part-of-the-country-she-happened-to-be, and instead spent 12 hours, in labor, flying BACK to Alaska, without telling anybody and exposing everyone involved (including her child) to colossal amounts of risk, belies a mind-boggling lack of judgement, to say nothing of stupidity? Because, I’d really, really like to still be part of “many on the left”, but she didn’t mention that part, for whatever reason.

Also, I agree with Palin on one thing: Wondering aloud why it is that someone hasn’t produced their birth certificates in response to inquiry if they didn’t have anything to hide, even if they already have, is TOTALLY DIFFERENT from questioning their birth or citizenship. Which is why everyone else should join me in wondering aloud why Palin hasn’t produced ANY of her children’s birth certificates, much less her own. I’m not SAYING she has anything to hide, but only a guilty person would deny it like that. (See? That’s totally different from accusing her of anything!)

WesternCorrespondent December 5, 2009 at 10:42 pm

[re=472660]Sharkey[/re]: Who called them “documents”? Not me. Obviously you typed out your knee-jerk reply to me without linking to the PICTURES, doofus.

WesternCorrespondent December 5, 2009 at 10:44 pm

[re=472662]AnSnarkist said “No, Bristol named her son after one of her high school classes.”[/re]:

:::heh::::

I wonder how many other readers will “catch” exactly what you said, AnSnarkist…

x111e7thst December 5, 2009 at 10:46 pm

[re=472653]Neilist[/re]: Stoppart is for fags. I hang my head in shame for having mentioned him.

ShiningMathPath December 5, 2009 at 11:34 pm

A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in the Neocon saloon;
Lee Atwater’s band was on the juke box, wailin’ a sleazy tune;
Back of the bar, shooting the craps, was Maverick Walnuts McGrew,
And watching her iPhone, his VP choice, the lady that’s known as “Who?”

El Pinche December 6, 2009 at 12:22 am

[re=472661]shadowMark[/re]: It needs more Billy Gibbons:

Tight skirt, red shoes, JBF hair
We call her Sarah and feel the scare
But the fool he calls her his lady fair
I don’t need a reason why.
They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
cause every conservatard is crazy ’bout a sharp dressed former governor.

Neilist December 6, 2009 at 12:24 am

[re=472668]ShiningMathPath[/re]:

From “Out of Africa” – Kenya perhaps?
A bit of a “dinge” to their glares,
There stumbled a fellow, Snoop-Dogged and dared
To Hope! Though none of them cared.
He looked like a man with an Arab-ish name
Or Irish? Could either be true?
But his Chocolatey Darkness quite caught the eye
Of the Lady what’s known as “Who?”

El Pinche December 6, 2009 at 12:27 am

[re=472651]WesternCorrespondent[/re]: I’d like to introduce to you my twin daughters Aidee and Aichdee.

ShiningMathPath December 6, 2009 at 1:38 am

[re=472672]Neilist[/re]:

There’s men that somehow can make a speech, holding listeners in their spell;
And such was he, and he spoke to the crowd of his vision for making us well;
He stood at the door, and the crowd waved and roared, then he left as he had come,
With nothing to show but some tracks in the snow, Walnuts stood there as if struck dumb.
But his Veep found her voice and her words were choice: “Is there nothing you can do?”
“I’m the one they should love! I’ll win it myself!” said the lady that’s known as “Who?”

Radiotherapy December 6, 2009 at 1:51 am

[re=472663]mumblyjoe[/re]: Articulate!
And what woman of ‘commen sense’, “Three days after giving birth, she returned to work”, with a newborn who has a congenital heart defect?

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/08/us/politics/08baby.html?_r=2&hp&oref=slogin

I guess her duties as Gub’ner Uhlaaska were so important she eventually had to quit.

Phony, fraud, quitter,
psychopathic, shill Twitter
MSM quiver.

zhubajie December 6, 2009 at 2:22 am

[re=472557]BarackMyWorld[/re]: Racism is traditional in America. Lots of conservatives are racist. Actually, lots of libs are more “conservative” and racist than they realize (esp. about Afghanistan and China). There is no genuine political Left in the USA. There’s center right and farther right and insane bat-shit religious fanatic right.

villageatrois December 6, 2009 at 2:42 am

What about interplanetary warchitect, Henry Kissinger? He alleges he was born in Germany, but he was clearly born on a mutant planet in a distant galaxy. His birth certificate and early records are fakes, and WWII was fought to burn and destroy the evidence. And this alien rose to a mere five heartbeats away from the oval office! Well, ten heartbeats if you count both systolic and diastolic, or 720 combined heartbeats per minute, though this estimate is probably too low given the advanced age and necrotic personalities of the reptiles ahead of Henry K.

Don’t spread this around; Sarah told me in confidence! She was a precocious kindergartner when Nixon appointed Kissinger and she wanted to out him, following a direct revelation from God of Henry’s alien origin. She is mortally sorry that she caved, and ascribed it to fear of the reptilian overlord, restriction from cookies, and the early arrival of nap time at her Northern latitude. She prays for some mysterious President “B” to have the courage she lacked.

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?pageId=85442%20-%2035k

zhubajie December 6, 2009 at 2:45 am

[re=472485]Mr Blifil[/re]: Was Trig hatched? Maybe Sarah is really a Reptilian Overlord? (That might explain a lot…).

zhubajie December 6, 2009 at 2:56 am

[re=472560]Paul Tardy[/re]: Recruiting illegals is probably the only way our army can keep going. The natives are Too Fat to Fight!

zhubajie December 6, 2009 at 3:53 am

[re=472427]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: She is our Destiny, much like GWB was.[re=472543]Darkness[/re]: THEY are always right; YOU are always wrong, and ought to submit to them, like Sally Hemmings to Marse Tom!

zhubajie December 6, 2009 at 4:00 am

[re=472569]ShiningMathPath[/re]: Rush the Mother, Sarah the Father: how charmingly perverted! I presume it involved strap-on implements of several sorts?

zhubajie December 6, 2009 at 4:07 am

[re=472544]Darkness[/re]: If Warren G. Harding had had to present a birth certificate, he probably couldn’t've been elected, because his denials that he was a mulatto would have been proven false! Of course, we would have greatly missed this exceptionally corrupt Republican….

zhubajie December 6, 2009 at 6:03 am

[re=472497]S.Luggo[/re]: wants the USA to become Brazil or Philippines, with themselves in the elite. The rest of us will then entertain them with our suffering and degradation.

zhubajie December 6, 2009 at 6:11 am

[re=472607]x111e7thst[/re]: You mean is she as basket-ball-shaped as the average evangelical female? Not yet.

zhubajie December 6, 2009 at 6:28 am

[re=472562]Binky[/re]: No, they just become conservative Democrats. You are aware that the Dems. are a rightish party? Just not as far right as the Reps. There’s no genuine Left in the USA.

zhubajie December 6, 2009 at 7:21 am

[re=472580]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Mormons celebrate Xmas? It’s not some heathen atrocity that they contemn and abominate?

zhubajie December 6, 2009 at 7:36 am

[re=472580]SayItWithWookies[/re]: So what does Beck do in a Xmas special? Hit you with Mormon propaganda?

zhubajie December 6, 2009 at 7:43 am

So is Meth Mama Johnston, Brillig’s almost mom-in-law, going to get out of prison in time to liven up the 2012 elections? Reveal that SP was her biggest business rival? Or something else deliciously embarrassing?

x111e7thst December 6, 2009 at 9:05 am

[re=472596]user-of-owls[/re]: [re=472692]zhubajie[/re]: Her tits are more nearly spherical than those of most members of her set. This is a special part of her appeal.

El Pinche December 6, 2009 at 11:36 am

[re=472698]x111e7thst[/re]: And who knows about those things. They’re probably balloons filled with whale blubber. She’s a human prop.

Paul Tardy December 6, 2009 at 11:39 am

[re=472682]zhubajie[/re]: America, thanks you for stopping your list of mal attributes at fat.

gurukalehuru December 6, 2009 at 12:15 pm

[re=472651]WesternCorrespondent[/re]: OMFG, is that for real?? She name her child “retard?”

user-of-owls December 6, 2009 at 12:31 pm

[re=472699]El Pinche[/re]: [re=472698]x111e7thst[/re]: Hah! I KNEW balloon boy was somehow involved!

herpezhilton December 6, 2009 at 12:47 pm

[re=472574]Long Form Def Certificate[/re]: “though Mo’Nique shall be the first Oscar winner with an apostrophe”

Oscar winner Tatum O’Neal will cut you with her crackpipe for your ignorance.

Flanders December 6, 2009 at 12:48 pm

[re=472580]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Wookies, this needs to get wider attention this weekend! Outstanding addition to a slow Sunday morning!

Neilist December 6, 2009 at 12:58 pm

[re=472675]ShiningMathPath[/re]:

His speech went wandering around world,’til he lit on Afghanistan’s maze,
And it clear to see, and most agreed, that he had to end all the Bush Daze.
That blond Clinton bitch, in Pakistan’s ditch, was rattlin’ around like a fool,
So the Arab-ish Irishman steps to the mike, telepromptered and looking Real Kewl.
The Generals had told him “40,000 more!”; the Liberals all screamed “Not a ONE!”
Then he looked the Nation right in the eye — and it was “Lyndon Baines Johnson Redux.”

user-of-owls December 6, 2009 at 1:00 pm

[re=472704]Flanders[/re]: This is not a slow Sunday morning, it’s a differently abled Sunday morning! Leave Trig alone!

President Beeblebrox December 6, 2009 at 1:38 pm

[re=472584]user-of-owls[/re]: I was thinking more like “Mistah Kurtz, he dead.”

Sparky McGruff December 6, 2009 at 1:47 pm

[re=472701]gurukalehuru[/re]: Tri-G was the “nice” name. Todd talked her out of naming him “Mong”.

coochiemama December 6, 2009 at 1:54 pm

[re=472676]Radiotherapy[/re]: Having experienced an very slight amniotic leak (TMI, I know), I can tell you that my doctors slapped my ass into the hospital – as in straight from the doctor’s office -> hospital, do not pass go – and delivered my daughter asap. And my kid was healthy, no Downs, no heart issues, etc. A punctured amniotic sac is a huge risk for infection. That part of Palin’s story is particularly puzzling to me.

shadowMark December 6, 2009 at 2:28 pm

Martial law in the Philippines but no mention of the MILFs:

Justice Secretary Agnes Devanadera said the imposition of martial law, including the suspension of habeas corpus and the arrest of suspects without a warrant, was necessary because of the rebellion being waged by the Ampatuan family. She also said that trying the Ampatuans in court would prove difficult because no judge would hear the case and prosecutors had begged off from handling the case out of fear. Arrests in Philippine Province

I hope those MILFs weren’t just being used by the oligarchs to stir up the hoi poloi only to be cast aside. It must be tough being a MILF in politics.

Socialist hip replacement December 6, 2009 at 2:54 pm

If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.

shadowMark December 6, 2009 at 3:11 pm

MILF to troops: stay put, prepare for threats over Philippine martial

The Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) has alerted it fighters in Maguindanao, Sultan Kudarat, and Cotabato City to stay put and prepare for any eventuality that might be brought about the declaration of martial law in these areas, the group said on website.

“The martial law is not intended for the MILF and its mujahedeen but complications might arise in the course of its implementation,” a senior Front commander of the MILF, was quoted as saying.

Apparently the Philippine government armed clans to “contain” the MILFs but now some of those clans are fucking around massacring people and fighting the government. The MILFs are sitting out this one.

El Pinche December 6, 2009 at 3:11 pm

[re=472702]user-of-owls[/re]: If it’s not balloon boy, its Tiger’s Aryan-engineered wife beating the shit out of something. It all boils down to ACORN and Eugenics, really.

fishskicanoe December 6, 2009 at 4:14 pm

[re=472711]coochiemama[/re]:

It shouldn’t be. All conspiracy theories aside, the one thing that is absolutely certain is that SP is the most spoiled human being in the U.S.A.. She said that it was important to Trig that he be born in Alaska. Fuck! That poor kid will be lucky if he knows the difference between Alaska and Miami. But what was important was that Palin get what she wanted and what she wanted was to have her kid in Wassilly. Didn’t matter that it endangered the kid, didn’t even matter that endangered her (she is such an egotist that she probably doesn’t believe she can die). Seriously, this woman is pathological. Her head ain’t screwed on right. She is a petulant, self-deluding attention whore. A bobsledder has more room in their skin suit than Palin has room in her soul for the welfare of anyone else. And that includes the country as well as her family.

x111e7thst December 6, 2009 at 4:55 pm

[re=472715]shadowMark[/re]: Major Randolph Cabangbang is on the case. The MILFS have nothing to fear.
(I know, I know, it’s shallow and unworthy to mock the funny furriners for their funny furrin names)

SmutBoffin December 6, 2009 at 4:56 pm

Monday morning’s blog-bait: Sarah Palin hates dem Hawai’ians.

BerkeleyFarm December 6, 2009 at 4:58 pm

Well, hey there Sarah, Barack explicitly told “his” people to keep their noses out of your family business when the story broke about your pregnant daughter. So what’s the problem again?

zhubajie December 6, 2009 at 4:59 pm

[re=472629]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: Levi = Ernst Roehm?

zhubajie December 6, 2009 at 5:06 pm

“Todd Sargeant, a 22-year-old Lebanon, Ohio man who arrived here in Sioux City 24 hours ago so he could be at the front of the line to get his two books signed, walked out of the Barnes & Noble smiling. “She said, ‘I hope you didn’t have to wait long,’” Sargeant recounted, with a laugh”–http://www.radioiowa.com/2009/12/06/over-500-wait-in-line-to-get-palins-autograph/

Lebanon, OH, is in the Dayton-Cincinnutty. That’s a 12+ hour drive!

zhubajie December 6, 2009 at 5:17 pm

[re=472584]user-of-owls[/re]: Exterminate the brutes?

user-of-owls December 6, 2009 at 5:28 pm

[re=472724]zhubajie[/re]: No, no, get with the death panel times…it’s “Exterminate the coots.”

DustBowlBlues December 6, 2009 at 6:06 pm

[re=472453]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: I don’t have time to read all the comments, but just wanted you to know that this far down the list, yours is the best so far. Which means nothing and merits you nothing. Still . . .

zhubajie December 6, 2009 at 6:17 pm

[re=472629]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: You’ve got a point. However, I don’t think she’s harmless. If George Bush can get into the White House, so can Sarah Palin. In power, she has all the autocratic powers Bush amassed, just like Obama does.

shadowMark December 6, 2009 at 6:31 pm

[re=472727]zhubajie[/re]: But Bush was the public face of Bush Family Reptiles, a global power bloc that’s been organized and eating flies of the world for generations. Is Palin the public face of anything other than Sarah? Weird Dominionists? Weird libertarians? Even if she gets elected is that a danger or a cabaret?

zhubajie December 6, 2009 at 6:58 pm

[re=472698]x111e7thst[/re]: I guess I’m spoiled. I teach English in Chinese universities, which means that everyday I get to look at 20-30 Asian females at the age when everyone is beautiful. Not that I touch the forbidden fruit, but there are lots of other women who are curious if it’s true that foreign men have fur all over their bodies….

willycloer324 December 6, 2009 at 7:10 pm

Does anyone here think Sarah Palin has the stuff to be president? I mean come on, i’m certainly not a misogynist, but please, PLEASE don’t let her be the first woman president!

Wisconsin Search Engine Optimization Specialist

zhubajie December 6, 2009 at 7:11 pm

[re=472651]WesternCorrespondent[/re]: Short for Trygve, I’ve assumed. He’s a Son of Knut!

Jim89048 December 6, 2009 at 8:04 pm

[re=472731]zhubajie[/re]: It is well-known that she can butcher any language.

BlueStateLibtard December 6, 2009 at 8:12 pm

[re=472728]shadowMark[/re]: If Sarah had been born into the Bush family, she would have gone the way of the Bush brother who hasn’t been seen since the S&L bailout. Neale is it? Boy did they make him disappear fast. Where is that guy anyway? It’s like he never existed.

Darkness December 6, 2009 at 8:43 pm

[re=472718]fishskicanoe[/re]: You’re over thinking it. Her hubby is a long term member of an Alaska separatist party. Hence the risky stupid behavior. Although, her narcissism certainly plays into it. I think it’s good wifey as well. Tri-G couldn’t possible support himself when he’s deported after the revolution comes, so she had to be sure he was an ALASKA citizen. Simple as that.

shadowMark December 6, 2009 at 9:04 pm

[re=472730]willycloer324[/re]: Wisconsin Search Engine Optimization Specialist

Cheese and babushkas?

ifthethunderdontgetya" December 6, 2009 at 9:37 pm

[re=472734]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: Cousin Neil at the wheel of the bus to never-never land.
~

zhubajie December 6, 2009 at 10:22 pm

[re=472700]Paul Tardy[/re]: Oh, there are many reasons Real Americans ought not go overseas as soldiers, supposedly fighting for truth, justice and the American Way. I was a sailor in the Viet Nam era, saw a lot of Subic Bay, Philippines, when it was the playground of the 7th Fleet; saw the Marcos Coup and martial law. That was the beginning of my political education, so to speak.

zhubajie December 6, 2009 at 10:34 pm

[re=472734]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: He’s been in Shanghai, enjoying free harlots and peddling influence in return. It all came out at his divorce.

Darkness December 6, 2009 at 10:58 pm

[re=472730]willycloer324[/re]: Qualified search engine optimizers that speaks the English would know that no potential customer is going to type in “specialist”. Sheesh. What a waste of a keyword. And oxygen.

AxmxZ December 7, 2009 at 12:06 am

[re=472593]x111e7thst[/re]: Meh, Arcadia is good enough as it is, without string theory or hadron collider whoopsies intruding on its goodness.

zhubajie December 7, 2009 at 2:00 am

[re=472648]Sparky McGruff[/re]: Anyway, I believe that Hawaii put all it’s records into on-line form years ago. The old fashioned paper records don’t exist anymore!!

zhubajie December 7, 2009 at 2:17 am

[re=472728]shadowMark[/re]: The Bush regime was the result of an accident, an opportunity seized by some gamblers, not a cunning long-term plan. Palin can get lucky and end up with power too. She’s an idiot, but an idiot savant. Most of our pols are idiot savants. Most of our problems are the result of one short-term decision after another, leading to long-term problems never foreseen.

Bearbloke December 7, 2009 at 4:07 am

[re=472734]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: Hasn’t Neil been busy padding his pockets from that “No child left behind” business?

http://www.projectcensored.org/top-stories/articles/12-bush-profiteers-collect-billions-from-no-child-left-behind/

Bearbloke December 7, 2009 at 4:16 am
zhubajie December 7, 2009 at 6:15 am

[re=472629]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: Hitler didn’t look impressive until he was secure in office. Then he got rid of the Levi Johnston types right quick, with the Night of the Long Knives. I DON’T want to label Mrs. Palin “Hitler” (if only because the word is over-used) but to point out that she’s not harmless and she has some idiot-savant political abilities. Probably she won’t get power, but you never know. Her sort of low-level religious fanatic is very common.

zhubajie December 7, 2009 at 6:37 am

[re=472701]gurukalehuru[/re]: The next one will be “Shithead”!

zhubajie December 7, 2009 at 6:55 am

[re=472749]Bearbloke[/re]: Yes, getting the books etc. cheap in China (via connections with Jiang Mianheng, son of Jian Zemin), then selling them expensive in the USA. The whole set-up, with it’s constant tests, etc., sound like he’s copying every flaw in Chinese education.

zhubajie December 7, 2009 at 7:00 am

[re=472739]zhubajie[/re]: The Relatively Charmed Life Of Neil Bush
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A35297-2003Dec27?language=printer

“When you’re Neil Bush, you’ll be sitting in a hotel room in Thailand or Hong Kong, minding your own business, when suddenly there’s a knock at the door. You answer it and a comely woman strolls in and has sex with you.”

wallythepug December 7, 2009 at 7:41 am

[re=472723]zhubajie[/re]: The Klan is big up in Lebanon.

x111e7thst December 7, 2009 at 7:53 am

[re=472754]zhubajie[/re]: “Money for nothin’ and chicks for free.”
I look at this man’s life and am forced to ask – Where did I go wrong?
He probably does not comment on a cool blog like I do. However.

Nigerian Business Executive December 7, 2009 at 8:08 am

I’m just here waiting for SKS’s first post in three months. Yay Sara!

nonbeliever7 December 7, 2009 at 9:56 am

[re=472748]zhubajie[/re]: Yes, Sarah is like an idiot-savant, just without the savant part…

Starrigavan December 7, 2009 at 1:35 pm

[re=472648]Sparky McGruff[/re]: It’s called a reverse idiocy filter. You can buy them at the FOX News store online…

Tundra Grifter December 7, 2009 at 2:50 pm

[re=472363]Radiotherapy[/re]: Win! “The Poorly Loined Vetters.” WIN!

Tundra Grifter December 7, 2009 at 2:54 pm

[re=472406]Shlomo[/re]: Because it has nothing to do with his birth certificate. There is no end to the crazy – so, why start? Your feigned “reasonableness” is cute but a bit faux naive…

Tundra Grifter December 7, 2009 at 3:05 pm

[re=472583]shadowMark[/re]: Feeling up to par?

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